StargateName my band
>>216912244imagine the smell
>>216912244You could name your band Stargate
>>216912244Step On My Ba'als
>>216912278>>216912329Very good.
>>216912244ezri and the pussy braps
public service announcementSGA s05e07 does not feature Teyla
>>216912244The Stargapers
>>216912553Spread the word, i'll tell the president
>>216912244wasn't she on DS9?Dax Shepard?
>>216912244>Leeloo's little smirk when she sees my peepee
Imagine them being captured and raped on every mission
>>216912872>Carter: "Why doesn't this ever happen to me?"
>>216912872One of them is a dyke and this episode,more like the reception of this episode, lead to Mallozzi cancelling SGA.
>>216912948Ok but the crying and squishy pussy noises
>>216912244>And they all had PUSSIES, Lassard, every single one of them.>Yes.>Yes, in the old days there were pussies as far as the eye could see.>... and what a lovely sight it was.Also, name your band Thot Patrol.
>>216912872>Daniel: "We have to respect their culture."
>>216912710Yes. She was also in a movie called Suck
Die Hard
>>216913018"And rewatch the cams."
she looks cute when all tied up and acting afraid
>>216913172
>>216913172"Am I going to get raped again by giant slimy alien cocks?"
>>216913195
>>216913231"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
>>216913249
Poor little Tau'ri
>>216913419I've seen this clip
>>216913419KREED.COM
>>216913086And the Cube
>>216913419>staff weapon with penis head that shoots energy cum>small penis gun that shocks people with electrojizz>skullcap to make them look like penis heads>big penis head snake helmet
the city Atlantis has always looked boring to me
GA-OOLD?
there are so many scenes where her tush is featured prominently, it's incredible
I forgot about these chonky boys showing up
>>216913413god what a hot dumb blonde bimbo I just want to fuck her really hard until her incoherent stupid bitch mouth starts drooling and gibbering because of the massive orgasms that I'm uploading into her systems
>>216914197
>>216914238I was sad when she died
>>216912948>more like the reception of this episode, lead to Mallozzi cancelling SGA.more info?
>tripfag free threadbased
>>216912948Syfy ordered the cancellation, not the showrunners
>>216912710dating>>216914238marriage
Elizabeth Weir needed more episodes breeding and breastfeeding her children, mass reproduction for the expansion of the population of her colony, laying eggs and secreting a mucous substance to establish a massive hive, sucking human men dry of their genetic semen, you know typical governor stuff
Sargent Major, We're SG1.
SGA is basically a copy of The West Wing
>>216914653And SGU was a remake of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
>>2169147112 cool 4 sights
>>216914711women acting tough will never not be funny
Wraith is a ridiculously dramatic name to give to a bunch of bloodsucking spider/tick people.
Fa/tv/irgins arguing over how they could take down a girl will never not be funny
>>216914743ancients are retards, it is known
>>216913976protip: rename image to HenryLandryConfused.jpg for maximum meme potential
>>216914171They were great, both the Vanir and the armour. I was so hyped after the first episode... haven't been that hyped for a SG episode for years.
>>216914743it makes sense. primitive people see life force taken out of people and disappearing. wraiths must have done it
>>216914803I love it when an actual competent force shows up. Too rare.
>>216914755I would sit on her with my ass and she can't do anything because she's a useless foid and her weak upper body strength can't resist my enormous testosterone factories
>>216914825Truth. That's what the Wraith looked like for the first... 2 episodes lel. The Asurans as well. Too bad they all get hit with the nerf bat. Did another "bad guy" escape it except the Vanir?
>>216912380I seen her milk duds in true blood
SOMEONE POST WEBM OF CARTER IN PAJAMAS FROM 5 X 3 ASCENSION PLZ
>>216914644FMK
SOMEONE POST WEBM OF FRASER BEING TOO HOT FOR TELEVISION AND FILM
>>216914644BUILT FORBIGJAFFACOCK
>one will protect you>the other 5 will try to destroy youchoose wisely
>>216914894Flash Gordon
>>216914898proofs
>>216915171Hallowed are the Ori.
>>216915212Guess who's gonna be deaf?
>>216915261>doesn't want to be attacked by Morenawhat, are you gay?
>>21691521210/10 scene, Sheppard cocking the gun is so hype.
>>216915171Easy the Replicators. What the hell is even 6 supposed to be?
>>216915261that oriussi won't protect you when the replicators come for your ass
>>216915283I'm not gay that's why I want her to kiss me instead of attacking me and killing me with her powers
damn wish sheppard actor would've been successful trying to make more atlantis
>>216915280WHAT???
>>216915171>Genii on the same power level as gods, vampires and grey goo legos I know they have Chief O'Brien on their side but come on
>>2169152936 looks like the bad guys from Universe (Nakai?) that had really ugly, blocky ships and at the bottom the Drone ships from Universe as well
>>216915336They have O'Brien, Nukes and Tigers.
>>216915171I pull the nox card from my sleeve
>how to properly aim a p90
>>216915171Only the Replicators can beat the rest of them combined. Replicators + Asurans alliance makes me giggle like a title girl.Also LOL at Genii being there. I love those guys, but...
>>216915309>>216915309Replicators are a complete non-threat against ascended that can completely defunct physical reality on a whim if they have enough faith juice.
>>216915463>eats your ships>eats your troops>eats your bodyLiterally nothing the Ori or Anubis can do
>>216915463Neither Adria nor Anubis are reality benders and like the other anon said they can't touch the real world after their shit gets eaten.
>>216915361>Nakai that had really ugly, blocky shipsWhat a lazy and uninspired design holy shit
>>216914238new and improved formula
>>216915548I actually did not remember those ships until this very moment
>>2169122444 white whores
>>216915493You can't be serious. The only thing preventing the Ori from turning the Milky Way into a flat earth with firmament and ether was that they had to save their power for their long-term plan in a war with the ancients.I'm not participating in this stupid debate. The replicators are just machines that have systemically been destroyed by one jury-rigged ECM method after another while the Ori could only be destroyed with actual fucking magic. I'm right, and you're wrong.
>>216915548>>216915584DISGUSTING design. >lol just the jawa crawler in space
>>216915617no matter what I would have absolutely destroyed Adria
>>216915617Nigger, you literally fucking contradicted yourself. Only Adria is in the Milky Way and she can't bend reality. All the rules form the shows obviously apply. I'm right, and you're wrong.Again.
>>216915584>>216915620Yup. I like the Ursini ship designs, one of my favourite in all of Stargate. It's funny that such a difference in effort and quality can exist in the same show.
>>216915653>Only Adria is in the Milky Way and she can't bend reality.Because of the long term goal to take the fight to the ancients, and since they aren't involved in this scenario that means the Ori can do whatever they want, which means NONE of the other bad guys would be a threat to them.
>>216915740>and since they aren't involved in this scenario????????????????????????All the rules form the tv shows apply, are your retarded?
>>216915742Dope
>>216915553>99.9% of wraith are platinum blondes>McKay somehow ends up with the only one with black hair
>>216912244Raped and Gaped
>>216915786No it says that ONE will protect me so if I pick any of the other options I will not have the protection of the ancients and it doesn't say anywhere that the Ori will protect me but only up to the capability that won't risk them losing a war with the ancients and anyway Adria would love me so much she would willingly ascend completely and then destroy everyone who threatens me because I am her most loyal and faithful subject ever and I worship her and I will do anything for her HALLOWED ARE THE ORI DIE UNBELIEVERS FUCKING TAURI HEATHEN FAGGOT SHITS!
>>216915493Anubis was going to Halo the Replicators and RepliCarter BSOD'd when she tried to download Ascension from Daniel.
>>216915836>>216915725>Its engines are located on the rear of the ship, and consist of 3 Sublight engines. It is possible that the Ursini haven't yet discovered FTL or a hyperdrive system and rely on Stasis pods to keep the crew alive for longer travel.What? I don't remember them lacking FTL?
>>216915913>hfw
>>216915361>UniverseOh yeah I forgot about that crap.
Anyone who bats for the replicators is basically just a fucking contrarion, holy shit how stupid can you be.
>>216915919I don't remember that either. They had pods, but I can't recall whether FTL was mentioned.
>>216915956kek
>>216916155>>216916190based webm poster
>>216912244problem waiting to happen, acoustic and bass
I want Weirmommy to manage my life so I don't have to make decisions
>>216914386I was sad when she got bogged
wait a minute isn't that the I'm pregnant vala from 200?
>>216916698it's possible, but I'm face blind
>>216916698>>216916955nah they just look similar
need a webm of Carter in a skirt from Rite of Psssage
>>216917602I wonder what Carter and Fraser did to that teenage boy ha ha
>>216917824o.o
damn S5 has been shit so far... S3 and 4 were great in comparison
>>216918582>304 showing off its belly like thatwhat a slut
>>216918582Me preparing to take a shit
qt extra alert in Beast of Burden
>>216918842oh my goodness is that a blonde!?
Nuclear powered toliet force
is this true? I think it's true
>>216919192Duh
>>216919146Kek
>>216912244It's the girl from the hit show Deepwater Black
Oneill was balls deep in that Russianussy that evening
>>216915293thats ascended adria, solo. literally a galactic god, as long as youre in her galaxy she can just snap the others
>>216914083Back then they took care of the audience, anon.
>>216919852Sex with Ezri
>>216919881that's just a visual aid you autist, it's the Ori faction
>>216915171Any answer other than replicators is retarded.
>>216919192people who like star trek are subhuman
you now remember (or not) this existedhttps://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Coalition_of_Planets
>>216915171Ba'al is so fucking cool
>>216920018ok well then the replicators, given it includee human form. theyre more advanced than asgard and jam everyone else into a blackhole
>>216915725Stargate lost its way when it started having starships and space battles. What makes SG unique was the stargates. Spaceships turns it into generic trek/star wars mishmash.
>>216920268>theyre more advanced than asgardproofs?
>>216920360I like it both ways and I understand it's a contradiction. Maybe have one show only with gate travel (for whatever reason) or with limited spaceships while on another you can have fleet battles and stuff.
>>216920360Good news! There was a subspace anomaly and now interstellar travel is no longer possible.
It's an >SG-1 accidentally springs a war criminal from prison to spread COVID across worldsepisode
>>216920557>filenamelel
plork bobs
>>216920648It's an>SG-1 accidentally lets space jews spread COVID across Earthepisode
>>216920671she's gross, but I prolly would
>>216920456they went through time acceleration bullshit and reverse engineered the asgards clock
>>216919852I gave it a watch last year when i was in my ezri phase right after finishing ds9, it's very 90s but the tune is catchy. I would've loved it if i was like 8 when it was airing
>>216920648dude youre so retarded. she brought a vaccine that poisoned everyone...and you say she spread the common cold?
HAHAHAHAHAHA the Tollan cunts just got BTFO, serves them right
>>216912244Death of a kino
>>216920666they're datamining the stargate threads
>McKay and Shephard racing RC cars in the hallways of Atlantis>Teyla shoves herself into frame holding her baby
>>216921597kill her
>>216921617look at the BABYI'm holding a BABYI am a MOTHERMichael. don't harm the BABYor the BABY'S MOTHER
LOOK AT THE BABY!!!
>>216921727>>216921838She is probably my most hated character in all of 'gate
Amelia, will you take care of the BABY for me
a brief interlude from the baby
back to RC raci- no wait, Teyla with the BABY we have to stop!
BABY
>>216921995>>216922030fuck this bitch
Carter booty in 5 x 11
>>216922085still haven't figured out how to screengrab without including the controls huh
I love that you fuckers are watching episodes while posting, comfy thread
>>216922104it's on purpose if anyone wants to make a webm
>>216922203but now I can't enjoy er left knee pit
>>216922148kinda hot
Plurigate
>>216922259
>>216922224kek
>>216922259Get the fuck out of this thread you piece of shit
>>216921617>>216921869>>216922057Tayla should've been dropped after S2.
>>216922398the moment they got Ronon even
>>216921727>>216921838>>216921879>>216921925>>216921995>>216922030>>216922148why are SGA seasons 4 and 5 so poorly lit
>>216914755How so? The average sedentary male is significantly stronger that all but the most elite tier of women.
>>216922462They can all run away from my fat ass though. Or so I've heard ha ha
>>216912710Damn she aged like milk
>>216922228Woolsy said>you poached my private spot
>>216922685the 5head bitch is hotter
>>216922859the species she represents looks like this
>>216922979I probably would, I am desperate
>>216923009Technically in that scene she is a hallucination, so take some DMT and you totally could. You'd be partaking in a sexual fantasy of Woolsy though, kinda gay.
why don't I remember this
>>216923265vaxx jew and black science man
which way white man?
>>216923349I'm doing this in my current run. Almsot done :(01 - Stargate movie02 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 1.1 to 8.203 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 1.1 to 1.1504 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 8.3 to 8.2005 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 1.16 to 2.106 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 9.1 to 10.207 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 2.2 to 3.408 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 10.3 to 10.1209 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 3.5 to 3.1910 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 10.13 to 10.2011 - Stargate: The Ark of Truth12 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 3.20 to 5.113 - Stargate: Continuum14 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 5.2 onwards.15 - Stargate Universe, All
>>216923378sounds like a mess, how was it?
>>216923401I wasn't sure if i was a good idea but it was supremely comfy.
>>216921527>they're datamining the stargate threadsThey'd damn well better be! Collectively, our hivemind has implicitly & practically written a dozen seasons of banger episodes.
>>216912244Annihilation in British Columbia
wish I didn't know about the tramp stamp
"Chain Reaction"Season 4Episode 15This is my favorite and literally the best episode in the entire Stargate franchise.>episode pretty much takes place entirely on earth>only has a tiny bit of gate travel>features best character/actor in entire series>comfy odd couple buddy storyline>goldmine for memes>tfw you shitpost so hard the partyvan shows up:https://youtu.be/rQakiCToxEw
>>216923425I just hope the new show finds a new way to pronounce goa'uld
>>216923585
>>216923585I watched it 2h ago
>>216923585"Brain Storm"SGA Season 5 episode 16I liked this episode because>episode pretty much takes place entirely on earth>has no gate travel but private jet travel instead>features McKay in almost every scene>makes fun of Bill Nye and feature le black science man and Hawking>comfy McKay fucking Jewel Staite in a private jet scene
>>216924013>comfy McKay fucking Jewel Staite in a private jet sceneI dont remember this
>>216924038the kinky fuckers had the Dalai Lama watch while they bumped bellies
>>216919881>doesn't know the difference between 6 and 3
>it's an SG1 gets shot by a couple gliders that hit nothing episode
>>216923378>>216923419fuck I might do that, I always watched them by series, never mixed them up
>>216924431I recommend it but I mentioned it here a few days ago and was called a faggot
>you want to put it where?
>>216923637they/goa'uld
>>216924475kek, imagine my shock
smol nice shape bobs > big unshapely bobs
>>216912244oh hey that's ezri
>>216925267more like Assri amirite
>>216925475do you have a webm of the japanese goa'uld with the tight titties
>>216925505I'm a bit over due for a rewatch, do you have her name, episode, or even a season to narrow it down?
>>216925542prolly means amaterasu
>>216925475I wonder what it's like to be attractive
>>216924475It is.Just watch it in release/air order.
>>216925542fish market smell. you can tell Carter doesn't wash properly.
>>216925542IIRC she was in the episode where daniel goes undercover as one of yu's servants. they were plotting something in the SGC>>216925564yeh
>>216925602No, watching it in that order was based as heck
>>216925505>>216925564>>216925617Scrubbing through, didn't find anything 'good' in New Order, Part 1.>>216925616
>>216925804it's okay, don't worry about it
>>216925828Her dress does have a pretty pattern.
>>216922477Terry Farrell gracefully avoided the wall
>>216925950you'd like her to jerk you off using chop sticks huh
>>216925447he can't keep getting away with it
>>216912244The Roastie Brigade
>>216914471he's in my filter but it sucks to see a quarter of the thread hidden because fucking retards actually reply to him
Mmmm... Reminds me of Amia Miley
>>216912380A man with good taste
>>216912244this episode was incredibly based. First the male protagonists sexualize them. Then they all get killed off out of sheer incompetence. This would never be allowed today.
