BASED
Probably better off since that movie killed Peter Jackson’s movie career.
>>216920387It was pretty fucking retarded on Goose's part tbph. If they had wanted Zach Galifianakis I'm sure they could've got him.
was he the nonce? don't remember him in this.
fat gosling would've been kino, we were robbed
>>216920387me on the right
>>216920568I rape...lolis
>>216920387He was way too young to play a middle aged father (though looked more like a relative of Saoirse Ronan than Marky Mark), and he should have run his fat plan past the director. Silly decisions all round.
>>216920387didn't joe pesci win a lawsuit or something because he gained a bunch of weight for a role and then was fired?
>>216920387LINKbros...
>Ryan Gosling was cast as Jack Salmon in Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones but was fired before filming due to creative differences, specifically his significant weight gain (around 60 lbs) to embody the grieving father, a look director Jackson felt was wrong, leading to Mark Wahlberg taking the role. Gosling had committed to the weight gain by drinking melted ice cream, believing the character needed to look heavier, but upon arriving on set, the vision clashed with the director's, resulting in his departureWhy didn't he, I dunno, ask the director if it was ok for him to become a fatty?
>>216920387GOICAD
>>216920866Lmao this is so confusing. Gaining that weight must've taken months. He didn't talk to ANYONE about this?
based and norm pilledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FzXPqgbNhw
>>216920934Radical body transformation was the acting meme of the era, he probably just presumed that he would wow everyone if it was a surprise
>drinking melted ice creamthat's called milk
>>216920866>>216920934>Goose goes on a bender>Gets fat>It was uh… for the job. Respect the craft OK?!>gets firedLiterally me.
he did it for a roll
>>216920387Taking literally me to a whole new level
>>216920387Jackson fucked up, instead of Gosling kino he got flop
I don't know anything about this movie other than that anon posting Saorise's sleeveless dress
>>216920387WTF he's literally me
>>216920387>fired when he came on setI'd like to think he had that shit eating grin on his face the entire time.
>>216920866>Peter Jackson's The Lovely BonesCan somebody explain this novel's success? It was legitimately bad. A half-baked, unsuccessful novel that was clearly trying for something it couldn't achieve. And the part where the MC's ghost possesses a girl to get fucked by a guy is downright rapey.
>>216920387He dodged a bullet, that movie was total dog shit after the first 20 minutes or so. Extremely tonally confused.
>>216920387he wasn't cast in the movie, he just showed up on set morbidly obese expecting to be given the role
>>216920568watch lars and the real girl
>>216920866Giving the role to Mahk makes me think this guy doesn't know what he's doing if he can't conceive how far apart the two guys are. What did he think Gosling was on for?
Yet anons do it for FREE
>>216920789In theaters this Christmas...Ryan Gosling *IS* Sergey Nazarov
>>216920387What are the odd this is even remotely true
>>216920387Damn, fat Ryan is like 200% literally me.
>>216920866https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WygTnrIkdHcbecause gosling is a fucking retard
>>216920987>it’s for a role>what role? >oh, any role. I figure they always need a big fat guy
>>216920387We dodged a bullet there. This faggot ruins every movie he is in. Godly movie and one of Tuci’s best performances.>>216920934He’s literally retarded and thinks he knows what’s best for everyone.
Gosling thought looking like a normal ass dude was key for this story???
Horrendous movie.
He apparently started singing to Jackson and then it was all over.
>>216920387https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380510/trivia/?ref_=tt_ov_ql_3The main reason Ryan Gosling quit his role as Jack before filming started was that during read-through sessions with writer, producer, and director Sir Peter Jackson and the rest of the cast, he felt that, at 26, he was too young for the role. Jack was supposed to be in his late 30s. Despite repeated assurances from Jackson that he could portray Jack with proper make-up, Gosling insisted that, as a method actor, he would not be able to portray the character well enough, and was finally let go. Mark Wahlberg was brought in only one day before shooting started.
>>216920387why not just eat the ice cream?
>>216920387>>216920568He looks better heavier. Some guys do
>>216923961https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_SeboldAlice Sebold (born September 6, 1963)[1] is an American author. She is known for her novels The Lovely Bones and The Almost Moon, and a memoir, Lucky. The Lovely Bones was on The New York Times Best Seller list and was adapted into a film by the same name in 2009.Her memoir, Lucky, sold over a million copies and describes her experience in her first year at Syracuse University, when she was raped. She wrongfully accused Anthony Broadwater of being the perpetrator. Broadwater spent 16 years in prison. He was exonerated in 2021, after a judge overturned the original conviction. Consequently, the publisher of Lucky announced that the book would no longer be distributed.
>>216923605Really goes to show how much weightloss makes your looks improve
You can suck Gosling's cock
>>216923605how the fuck did he lose weight so fast he looked great in drive
>>216924071Yeah she’s a huge piece of shit. Every dime she made from that book should go to him.
The issue is cubby goose looks to jolly, he just can't contain his happiness from all those ice cream benders
>>216920387He looks better like this desu. I'm also overweight if that matters.
>>216920547It’s not just about looks but name awareness. Way more people know who Ryan Gosling is than him.
>>216924413Trust me you don’t. After losing 40lbs it’s crazy looking at pictures from a year ago and seeing how puffy and round my face looked.
>>216924451Not back then. Gosling was a star on the rise back when he would’ve made The Lovely Bones. He wasn’t a full blown movie star yet.
>>216924576End of the day if you're comfortable with it then fuck it. As long as it's not causing mobility issues. People care too much about what others think.
>>216924071Did they ever catch the real guy
>>216924858nah they never got me
>>216924682nah hes right, literallyt when you look good you feel good. I was a chubby dude in high school till I lose a ton of weight and by the grace of god I had a chiseled face underneath it. The attention I got afterwards was night and day. being fat just fucking sucks, I got a bunch of girl cousins who inhale sugary drinks and were fat all their teen years and early 20s and none of them have any luck with boyfriends.
>>216920564>was fired when he came on setYou lack basic understanding reading comprehension
>>216924071 On October 5, 1981, she claimed to have recognized Broadwater on the street as her attacker. At the time, Broadwater was talking to a police officer he knew.During a police lineup, Sebold did not initially identify Broadwater; she pointed to a different man.
>>216924071>>216925502Imagining the cold sweat panic that cunt must’ve had when the guy was publicly exonerated is pretty satisfying. I’m just unclear on why he seemingly hasn’t sued the shit out of her for a cut of the profits from that book.
>>216925731imagine thinking she spared him even a second thought
>>216925930I mean panicking over her career knowing how much public shaming she was about to get. Obviously she doesn’t give a fuck about the guy she put in prison.
>>216920694>>216920866>>216923605Fat out of shape average looking Gosling would have been too similar to Stanley Tucci's pedo from the same movie.I unironically thought the pedo was actually Gosling when the movie came out because I recalled hearing when Gosling was in talks to star in it
>>216926071how do you know he wasn't cast as the murderer? did you read the book? the reason she didn't immediately flee could've been because of the murderer's resemblance to her father.
>>216921829This isn't ai
>>216925731because he sued the city instead and got $5.5m. Honestly, I'm guessing he got told by a swarm of god tier lawyers how to make his move, probably got told to leave her the fuck alone and just go after the state instead.
>>216923605he looks like my favourite Australian youtuber
>>216924601>Not back thenHe was. The Notebook was huge and put him on the map.
>>216920387>Ryan Gobbling
>>216920934why would the director shitcan an a-list lead male day 1 of filming lmao. wouldn't be surprised if this is why jackson has done basically nothing except lotr and hobbit.who the fuck would give this idiot funding?
>>216926593Yeah, it put him on the map but he was still a star on the rise. He did a string of pretty forgettable movies after the Notebook before hitting big with Drive and Crazy Stupid Love.
>>216920866Wouldn’t someone who is grieving lose weight?
>>216926816he wasn't A list at the time
>>216926850That's true yeah
>>216924858There was no rapist. People weren't paying enough attention to her at the time, which made her feel like she was being wronged/raped. So she told everyone that she had been literally raped, to reflect how she felt inside.
>>216925017You sound like a fag, honestly. Craving attention and being insecure is inherently feminine behaviour. This is what social media does to people. It makes men judge other men the same way women judge men.
>>216924151it's easy when it's your literal job. just prepare curated meals with low calories and pay someone to supervise you working out.
>>216927277 . Holy fuck the cope is unreal. Buddies not wrong. If you think losing weight and having a thin face does nothing I advise you to leave the house more. It’s likeThe concept of balding. The more you care and complain the worse it looks. You have to own what you can control and be the best possible version of yourself given the cards your dealt. When you get a bit older you’ll realize this.
>>216927277Do it for yourself then. I don’t believe anyone is okay with looking at themselves in the bathroom mirror and seeing a flabby gut.
>>216921829It worked for russell crowe
>>216920564Must have had the role but got fried and replaced with Tucci
>>216927104Wrong, her roommate was attacked as well and police recovered physical evidence from both crime scenes and victims.What happened here is the police nudged her to identify Broadwater, so she did. It's fucking tragic what happened to him, but the police and prosecutors were the ones who coached her during the lineup.
>>216928268Gosling was cast as the dad, not the killer. He was replaced by Mark Wahlberg.
>>216924126I'm as straight as a ruler but I'd given him the best damn brojob of his life
>>216920387but ice cream is better cold? why not cheesecake instead?
>>216926512>16 years in the slammer for $5.5mWould you do it, /tv/?
>>216928370Still, she owes him a lot more than that weak ass apology she issued. He absolutely deserves a big chunk of her book profits.
>>216928410Because he heard DeNiro did it for Raging Bull so he wanted to copy him and be bestest and most goodestest actor.
>>216921010cinnamon or jelly or cream rolls?
>>216920387why didn't he just drink milk shakes?
>>216920866Jackson is the only one who is allowed to get fat during production
>>216928256This. It's a lot easier to have respect for yourself when you take care of yourself and look good, and self-esteem is the most valuable resource you will ever have.
>>216928444because you got to make them and/or buy them freshmeanwhile you can go down to the local store, buy 10 pints of ben and jerry and be good for a week
>>216928427No, he in fact does not. She wrote a book about what happened to her. He being framed by the cops by way of manipulating her entitles him to restitution from the state, not her.Why are Americans such awful retards? How can you not understand this simple fact? The police coached her identification and testimony resulting in a wrongful conviction. She is not the offender, she's being victimized a second time.
>>216928466>meanwhile you can go down to the local store, buy 10 pints of ben and jerry and be good for a weekYou can go to any fast food joint and get milk shakes on demand no need to melt shit
>>216926325rapper name lil liver pate
>>216928478But her book is about him raping her and built on what turned out to be untrue. The publisher immediately pulled it due to the negative press she got and rightfully so. She deserves none of the money she made from it.
>>216928521Also: It’s not like he was immediately exonerated. He got out of prison in 1998 and wasn’t exonerated of the rape charge until 2021. He deserves way more restitution than just 5.5 million.
>>216928521Wrong, the book is about her being raped.
>>216928571Also wrong, she's not the one who put him in jail, the state did, and he agreed to the settlement.
>>216928612Yes, by a wrongfully accused and imprisoned man. I can understand her being manipulated by the police as a college kid, but it never occurred to her when she was an adult making money from the story? Nope, fuck that. She absolutely deserves to share some of the blame and hand over a sizable restitution check to the guy. She’s also been too cowardly to meet him in person.
>>216928628Unfortunately she probably won’t be ordered to pay restitution, but her well deserved public shaming and permanently tarnished writing career will have to be punishment enough.
>>216926816>I'm the only fat man allowed on set dammit! Who does he think he is trying to steal my thunder, and my donut! Get him away from craft services this instant! Out! Out!
NOT literally me anymore unironically.
>>216929054The Goose getting bogged is one of the most painful things I have had to go through
>>216926877Depends on the person.Some people would forget to eat, some people find comfort and escape in food.
>>216928268deep fried more like
>>216924151Basic fucking discipline. Also helps having trainers and chefs to keep your workouts and low calorie cabbage and egg white slop interesting
>>216929083Some eat to remember. Some eat to forget.
>>216924151He stopped fucking drinking melted icecream
>>216928478She literally made the decision at the line up knowing she wasnt sure you fucking retardShe sent a man to prison without knowing it was him and completely ruined his lifeIt was still her decision in the end. Not the prosecution or the police.Why are you so quick to remove accountability from her when she said>yes. This is the rapist (lie)You're so fucking stupidThat man deserves reparations from her, from the government, AND from you for being a retarded faggot
>>216921841>perfect christmas movie doesn't ex-
>>216929299>he was unable to read,my kin
why would he master bait in publicnot cool goose man
>>216920866I didn't quite realize how much of a hack Jackson actually is. Seems a miracle that LotR came out like it did and now I'm wondering if there was a tard wrangler responsible for the editing we got in the trilogy especially considering Viggo's disbelief at how the film came together in post. You're telling me some touchy faggot like that was able to edit the LotR trilogy adequately?
>>216920944>roll
>>216920387He dodged a bullet . The movie was ass
>>216923983Brainfreeze?
>>216931340I remember watching it on a school trip on a bus during a field trip with the whole classEveryone thought it was gay and boring and everyone clapped and cheered when the girl got killed or whateverNo fucking clue why our teacher decided to show a bunch of 7th graders a movie about a child getting raped and murdered
why melted ice cream though? did he make it up to make the story seem more interesting? that's absolutely retarded
>>216931504Easier to drink a smoothie than to eat icecream slowly
>>216925017>I got a bunch of girl cousins who inhale sugary drinks and were fat all their teen years and early 20s and none of them have any luck with boyfriendsThat's 100% on them. Women can be hideous monsters and they'll still find a man to marry them just by shouting "I'm single" on an open street.I'd know because I'm into hideous (fat) bitches.
>>216931504I know, right? Melted ice cream is so low in calories, and tough to consume a lot of it! You would never gain weight drinking ice cream.
Ice cream is not that heavy in calories so you need to drink A LOT to gain weight, it's not really a good way to gain lots of weight.
chubby Goose a cute.
>>216929299Literally me...
>>216920387For me, it’s been eggnog.
>>216926816He was absolutely not A list at the time
>>216924151The Lovely Bones started filming in 2007, Drive was filmed 3 years later
he looks so comfy here
>>216920387> was fired when he came on setWhy didn't he just take care of that in the dressing room before he went out?
>>216920866Gosling is more than we deserveJust look how he takes matters into his own hands to perfect any film he touches. Doesn't need to ask the directors because he knows how right he is. Jackson didn't know how close to real kino he truly was...
unf imagine getting topped by a chubby goslingt. faggot anon
>>216923377>"You look terrible!">"I know, isn't it great?"TOO BASED
>>216923377>"And then I was fat and unemployed"LITERALLY ME bros, we keep winning
>>216923605Totalbiscuit lives
Imagine the Ice Cream farts
>>216931233Jackson is a Satanist creep who defended a convicted child killer and rapist, Damien echols
>>216931748Contains hfcs, make your own it's 10x better
Get yourself a woman that makes you look as happy and content as fat goose
>>216921590>And the part where the MC's ghost possesses a girl to get fucked by a guy is downright rapey.>Can somebody explain this novel's success?I will now buy and read the novel
>>216920387damnnew personality just dropped for Gosling (its mine)how the turns have tabled
>>216923446Came to this thread looking for this
>>216928422yeah, I've already spent most of the last 16 years locked up in my room, at least now I'd get paid for it
