>What the heck is Svengoolie?Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCASTTONIGHT'S MOVIE: The Creation of the Humanoids (1962)
Tonight's Movie:>The Creation of the Humanoids (1962)IMDB: 5.7/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)RT: 43% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)Director: Wesley BarryStars: Don Megowan, Erica Elliott, Frances McCannSynopsis: In a post holocaust society, robots take it on their own to help the dying human race by giving them android bodies.
MY BODY IS READY !
>>216922555Oops, I forgot to crop the poster picture to 680px tall. I have failed you all, and I am sorry
Oh hell yeah. Kinda hyped for this one. Seems like the perfect kind of schlock for Sven. Good idea, not-so-great execution.
You boys dont know how big im going tonite
>>216922756Egg nog. That's what I forgot!
According to the Svengoolie weekly metv blog, we are getting a BRAND NEW movie next week.>BRAND NEW MOVIEHOLEESHIT>https://www.metv.com/svengoolie/blog/some-real-people-get-sicker-of-clickers-in-the-creation-of-the-humanoids-tonight>Enjoy your New Year’s celebrations safely- and join us next week in a brand-new year- starting off with a brand-new movie!
>>216922961Brand new brand new, or brand new first time he's shown it?
>>216922756Vintage James Bond glass. Is that an Arby's or a Burger King glass?
>>216922606Suicide stream when?>>216922961New to the show, or new as in released in 2025?
>>216922756>Holiday NogI am diarrhea
>>216923130Joe Bob's world-premiered a few things, but these were AMC productions. There's no such thing going on for MeTV.
>>216922989>>216923130That's all the link that I posted shared about a new movie. The schedule for MeTV next week says next week's movie is>BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY'S TOMBYou guys can tell us if that is new or not. I'm sure it's a new-to-Sven movie. How would you make a new old movie, you donut shops?
>>216922756I'm celebrating my lack of Jewish or Muslim faith by eating the flesh of the pig belly with chili rice and a Shiner Bock.
>>216922581
>>216922961We’ll bring you a song, a surprise cameo by one of the featured players on a classic MeTV show, see the Sven Squad express some New Year’s wishes, and more! Please note- this show, which was first aired during the COVID lockdown, reverts to our old two-hour format- due to production limitations, with the holidays and all. DO NOT read anything into that, as some social media types have - we’re back to the two-hour, thirty-minute run next week.
svenstookie
>CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS>POWER TO OVERWHELM AND DESTROY>CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS>POWER TO OVERWHELM AND DESTROY
I still can't believe this guy is in his 80s
>>216922606I fixed it.
>>216922636Cool poster
>ClickersI thought this was a family show!
>>216923333
>>216923444I've got new for you about 4chan. Ya know that friendly patter seemingly between two or three guys in celebrity or similar threads?
>>216923508
>>216923234?????So is this a new movie to Sven or a rerun? Be useful, you fucks.
https://vaughn.live/rubberchickens2
>>216922543>SvenGoon Sesh
>>216923608Fuck off, retard.
>>216924004Let’s get started
>>216924039
>>216924039do not redeem
This movie is insufferable.
>>216924501How so? I think it's good so far.
>>216922543Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>216924501Compared to what? A Very Brady Christmas?
Dude looks like he's on loan from Thunderbirds.
useless mew tants
>>216924672
>>216922543God bless that man, my city had a local celebrity horror tv host and he was awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIWFL77Txas
>>216924744I’d like to have sex with one of these a inanimate objects, guess which one
The more you know
>>216924899Oh gross, Imp is even more horrible looking without his makeup
>>216924696>A Very Brady ChristmasHey, I thought that movie was cute... and I never even watched the original series! >>216924899It's Bill, isn't it?
>>216925230>It's Bill, isn't it?No it'sSven who is an inanimate corpse. Gwen has her hand there so can operate his body like a sock puppet.
>>216925230In his dreams
>>216924899I recognize Gwen, and I assume that's Imp, but who the hell are the other two?
>>216925345Nosti and the man himself
"You had a tendency to be plump." What a perfect movie for this site.
fat robutt
"Blood from the Mummy's Tomb", that works
>tfw Canadian and out of range of the airwaveCan I get MeTV on any streaming package?
very evil, anti-Christian movie. A bunch of sinister golems who go to “temple” and worship a “FatherMother” plot to replace good red-blooded Americans. A “Great Replacement” if you will.
>>216925803how is it anti christian?
>>216924696I prefer the 1995 self parody film
>>216924899where is this?
liminal spaces aah movie
>>216926657It’s a fuckin mystery
>>216922581absolutely based my body is ready poster
>>216926728absolutely based my body is ready poster noticer, have an Imp
>>216922961My New Years Resolution is to watch more Svengoolie, because I've been slacking all year long
Kirk: With an amplifier, we can boost the signal on the order of 1 to the 4th power.
Do it for IMP.
>>216927225same
>>216928196If it's for IMP, I'd rather go down with the ship!
>>216928296I bet you would honey
What will u guys do when Sven retires
Another two hour show, they're slowly cutting his time.
Sven may not be a robot, but he definitely has a few screws loose!
>>216928736see>>216923273
Bump
>>216928736I’m fine with repeats being 2 hours. I’m so sick of convention footage padding out the extra 30 minutes.
>>216928714Light a black candle in his honor.
>>216931201I miss them, guys. I miss them so much. Even the black dude who also hosted the Homework Show. I miss when comfy cable access shows with heart were a mainstay instead of a novelty.
Friendly bump.
>>216924899I would marry Sarah and take her Creature From the Black Lagoon collection in the divorce.
>>216929620old school
>>216928714Find something else to watch Saturday nights. Probably pick my own horror movies. Anything but cringe squad.
>>216923234>four days later>Svenfags still useless
Still alive?
>>216935742I think its new to Sven. We play it on the stream all the time, so its not new to the bros
>>216937470Go back.
