Peak RLM was this video and it hasn't been topped since then
the only good starslop video rlm did was when they read the star wars wiki page for darth vaders suit and laughed at how retarded all the lore was
three two three four, four two three AND—
>RICH HAS BEEN DRINKING
>>216923272Ishtar isn't even that bad. Its just boring.
>>216923272>it hasn't been topped sinceCan't say the same for Jay unfortunately
>>216923272Their commentaries are their best stuff and they barely do them.
>>216923272Factually correct.
>>216923332Kek I still go back and watch that video sometimes
>>216923332This video actually isn’t about star wars
>>216923463THESE MEN ARE PAWNS
>>216923272I know you are wrong because there is a bald cuckold in the screen shot
>>216923332>be totalitarian emperor with an entire galaxy’s resources at your fingers >deliberately gimp your number 1 in command because of budget
>>216924031Rich?
They were just a couple of songwriters...
>>216923272Maybe it hasn't been topped, but the 2017 Wheel of the Worst with Top Slots: Spotting the Best and Surviving Edged Weapons comes pretty close
>>216924173Unpopular opinion, I actually like Top Slots way more than Edged Weapons, it was so earnest
>>216923272I hate you so much
>>2169240203 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 *click* *click**click* *click**click* *click**click**click*
>>216924211>computer chips! let me tell you about them!>...
>>216923272>back to 9/11
>>216924020I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads.
>>216924211Personally the George Washington manners rap makes me laugh harder than anything else in that episode.
>>216924020Next they will be hailed as the true messengers of GOD!
>>216924173When I was a teenager I unironically watched Surviving Edged Weapons as training for knife fighting. I think I found it on the Cold Steel forums.
>>216924211I got lots of laughs from "California Big Hunks"
>my name is DOOAAN WIILSON
>>216923272>rich gets a phonecall
>>216924563>ok by Terry
For me its hanging with Leo and dancing for osteoporosis
I love these guys but I wish they would get crazy drunk again and not care in BotW about the quality that much. I just want 3hours of bullshit made up behind the secenes lore stories and mike gaslighting about how a movie is actually genius.
I recently watched the Dangerous Men episode and everyone in the comments was saying that was definite the best episode
>ywn furiously masturbate to VR gfe asmr in the livingroom while your grandson watchesWhy even live
Another 90 minute long Star Trek video with Mike and Rich would be the only thing to make me start RLM again
Is mike into redheads
>>216924809do you think they will make videos about Star Trek Academy?
>wwn get another Michael Berryman chicken wings story again
>>216924809Their patreon today suggested that another series of Trek videos is on the way. My guess is DS9 based on how it was worded.
>>216923984Keep this memory and don't relisten. They're bad.
>>216924813>Jessie>Jocelyn (rip in peace)>the stripper that one time they hired a stripperuhhhhhh, yeah? Pretty sure.
>>216924926copy and paste, tease>>216925064>Gillianjust remembered
what did they mean by thiswere schizos already a big problem a decade ago
>>216925100why do you think they stopped having women on the show?
>>216925064when did the hire a stripper? Also who is jocelyn ?Was jessie not originally jays crush but big dick mike stole her?
>>216925119Its a good thing desu the women never were that funny. Now they just need to stiop inviting josh and only allow jack on when hes drunk af. Infact they should all (besides cute chubby lil rich) be drunk af when recording stops.
>TFA reaction video feels recent>Came out 11 years ago
>>216924082He was probably scared of him as he was the only one who could kill him, so he gimped his power on purpose to ensure his safety.
>>216925523SW lore makes somewhat more sense than RLM gives it credit.
>>216923272the best BTW for me were Vampire assasin one, Priness party and Shark excorcist. I love when they get drunk and they should do it more often again.
>>216925225Stripper was for the trailer of Plinkett's Crystal Skull review. It was taken down but you can still find it. Jocelyn is Nadine who Plinkett kidnapped and she's in other things. Jessie is in BotW and is married to Mike. Lauren was Jay's crush according to Garret Gilchrest.
>>216924926post them words, please.
>>216924809These homos need to watch and talk about Farscape before their last few brain cells give out
>>216925029I listen to their Batman and Robin commentary repeatedly
>>216923466even funnier when you realize rich is a fucking dweeb who makes it a part of his personality not to drink
>>216923272Indeed.But I would like to submit picrel for consideration.
>>216925655Jocelyn was hot af then sad she died. Any idea why she died?
>>216925808You, sir, are fake as fuck.
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>216923272True, they're all at their peak. Rich isn't a senile retard that repeats his shitty punchlines all the time and forces his laugh constantly, and no one takes him seriously. Aids moby barely talks and is bullied by everyone. Mike's comedic timing is impeccable, he's the right level of drunk and he still has some passion in his voice instead of nonstop irony and sarcasm. Jay is actually interesting and charismatic and not a tryhard little nerd that wants everyone to know how special he is.
>>216925849why?
>boba fett was a cartoon character>he was also in the cartoonCan someone explain what the fuck Rich meant by this?
>>216925928Mike needs to be drunk more hes soo cute when hes drunk UwU
>>216925571The lore is based on nothing more than the costume making Vader’s actor move stiff and awkwardly.
>>216925980I can only reason it’s a jab at Fett being such a one dimensional “cool” character like a cartoon or toy.
>>216926116I did not say it wasnt based on it, i just said it makes a bit more sense than they give it credit.
>>2169241732017 was peak BOTW era. So many classics.
>>216923272
What is the least shit guest episode?
>>216924926I want to see a Voyager re:view because Mike unironically enjoys it despite its faults while Rich has little sympathy. It would be an interesting discussion.
>>216926225
>>216923272imagine if josh was there, the episode would have never happened
How long the first time did it take you to realize they weren't going to talk about it? 10 minute mark for me.
>>216925571No it fucking doesn't.
>>216924734I wish they would get drunk more often too but theyre pushing 50 and Mike's liver probably looks like a brisket at this point
>>216926225Freddie’s Killpoint episode, Len’s second time around when he wasn’t so assburgers, roll for Canadians.
>>216925571a thing can make complete sense and still be embarrassing
>>216925639Jay got wasted during the last Halloween botw
>>216926225>LOOO AT MEEE
>>216926253>"he really got in your head"
>>216926320He could just only drink for the videos? I guess not I am also waking up craving a drink every day and I am 28.
>>216926354thats true but the movies werent that funny or interresting. I dont remember a single thing besides him being drunk from that episode.
>>216923332>Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction CenterI need to rewatch it, that shit was really funny
>>216926456Now that I’m thinking about it I actually can’t remember the last Halloween episode. I remember the nepofag carnival episode, I remember the haunted museum Bigfoot episode… Literally what the fuck happened last Halloween? It was only 2 goddamn months ago.
Rich's take on warm-blooded feathered dinosaurs has aged terribly.
>>216926567zombie kid sucking on mommas booba and a nigger movie about puppets fucking a whore
>mfw best of the worst keeps getting age restricted What is the criteria? I was watching people get fatally shot by police and that is fine???
Theyre surpassed and obsolete. Go to Hard Cut for classic RLM reviews, before they cucked themselves.
>>216926938Youtube is retarded. That's why.
>>216927153I just took my anger out of one of their help desk retards over youtube trying to get me to verify my age. Felt good.
>>216927153It makes me so mad
>>216924211Both are great, and if they'd had anything more entertaining than that dumb manners video it'd probably be a perfect 10/10 episode.>WHAT ARE THE SECRETS, JIMMY!?
>>216927191I recommend chatting with one of their retard agents and making their day bad
>>216924926I'm okay with this.
>>216924926fuck you its january
>>216927119Who are these basedjaks?
He's going to watch Starfleet Academy like the pathetic little masochist shill he is
I like they're videos but theres a severe lack of diversity on their channel. Adding different people with different views would make their content much better and speak to more people.
>>216927382they should hire Anita Sarkeesian
>>216925098My bad.>Rich and Mike are also hard at """"work"""" rewatching a specific Star Trek series with plans to do a new Trek-related video very soon.
>>216927409On second reading, sorry everyone, I guess I just want them to do DS9. it could really be anything. Nothing implied in the text.
>>216927409WE EATIN SOON
>>216927442
What is life like after watching thousands of movies? I have probably seen less than 100
>>216923272>the game journalist tries to police everyones language for being problematic>he demands that jokes be edited out>jay bluntly tells him "this is all staying in"I fucking hate jack, good on Jay for telling him to stfu.Now..... back to 9/11
>>216927491I think I've seen close to 1,000 probably. It just makes me feel like I don't need to see more movies. The same kinds of plots and stories end up rehashed over and over just with different styles.
>>216926253Second worst guest after max landis
>>216926225The one where Len K is on and they have shots of sake.>>216926331>Freddie’s Killpoint episode,That was fantastic.>Len’s second time around Yeah that was my pick for #1
>>216923272It's pretty great. Rewatched both parts the other day. Insane how long ago it was, how is this possible
>>216924211Ah bummer!
>>216927538Nah you're crazy.
>>216927538he filtered millions
>>216927491You start predicting a lot of story twists and beats with a 98% accuracy rating.
>>216927538WHAAAAAAAAAAT
>>216927538the max landis episode was really really enjoyed back in the dayit is kind of cringey, but there was a sort of innocent magic to watching the manufactured shell of an image-conscious los angeles socialite gradually melt and realize how much fun it was to just speak your mind and bullshit with normal peopleI still think it was rude of them to delist the episode, shame they fell for the cancel culture bullshit even if landis was found guilty of aggravated creeping (don't know if he was, don't care)
>>216927677And after 10k you start nominating Shark Exorcist for best of the worst
>>216927500You can usually tell when jack is just being a hyperbolic straight man but the way he’s genuinely offended by Mike making fun of Hamill’s disfigurement was so faggy.
>>216927432rewatching at least implies something they've seen in the past, not something new
>>216927500>>216927829It's genuinely astonishing that you stunted social autists take this shit so seriously and are physically incapable of reading human emotion enough to understand that it's all a joke.
>>216925768>rich explains that bill finger didn't make money from batman and died penniless >mike dies laughing
>>216928079My favorite bit is from the Justice League commentary (I think) where Mike says something like “this stuff was created to sell chewing gum to 10 year old boys, and now it’s the most important thing in our society. It’s fucking embarrassing.”
>>216923272Money Plane
>>216923463Fuck, i can hear it
I like em all
NEXT THEY WILL BE HAILED AS THE TRUE MESSENGER OF GOD
We didn’t know how good we had it, bros
>>216926231It seems like Rich is the only one with taste on that crew.
>>216929303Unironically: This was Mike fundraising for his ghoast hunting larp.
>>216929303I don't care about HITB at all.
>>216926231Rich has never had any particularly good opinions on Star Trek.I mean he hates Darmok, like the minwit materialist follower he is.
>>216929322Oh no, my views contributed to Mike's ghost trip?
>>216929303The last couple years had some good stuff>Donald farmer>Angry Rich losing it last Christmas>Mike's autistic ghost investigation>Devil Story kino>Arnold as an angry God destroying Rio>Jay entering his silver fox era
>>216929337Darmok is overrated bullshit and Voyager is a way worse and boring version of TNG. Rich is correct on both
>>216924211Come on, gimme a winner... Aw bummer.And it's nothing nothing nothing NOTHING
Did "Black Spine Junka 1" get taken down?Maybe I'm confused about what the title should be, but I'm sadly not finding it or a reupload
>>216929946Its not titled black spine junka, its just titled as a black spine episode.. maybe an early one
>>216929677>literally not intelligent enough to get Darmok>praising Rich EvansHello minwit.
>>216929981Ah you're right. "Black Spine Edition #3" is the first time they did Junka, before deciding to spin it off as a sub-gimmick
its so embarassing watching them now. its like your old coworker trying to discuss politics except they're desperately trying to be as woke as the kids.
>>216923463I don't get it.
>>216927446Viggle AI ass nigga
I'm sick of every episode having the "urban" pick
>>216930319>they're desperately trying to be as woke as the kids.Howso?
>>216923272Arnold in Rio was kino
Idk if I'm getting grumpy with age but I've been watching RLM since around 2011-2012 and at first I've found his laugh amusing, then got used to it, and since recently I can't fucking stand the sound of it, he sounds like a damn Banshee. It's one of the reasons I prefer Half in the Bag to BOTW because there's less Rich Evans in it.
>>216925788Genuine evergreen video, the clickbait faces and title are more relevant now than ever in the sorry ass state that Youtube is at. Also fucking funny.>EMPEROR PALPATINE SURGICAL RECONSTRUCTION CENTER
>>216931407It gave me the impression that despite his size and status Arnold is actually super awkward with women.>>216931593For some bizarre reason, I didn't notice when watching RLM videos all through the years, but now I've noticed Rich will do a thing where he tells some joke, then starts laughing and immediately, compulsively, repeats the same joke to himself while laughing. I can't not notice it anymore, it's really weird.
>>216931972>despite his size and status Arnold is actually super awkward with womenThey said it in the video too, Arnold is like a huge teddy bear. He probably doesn't know how to approach a woman without the fear of like crushing her.
>>216925788Mike should do YouTube ponder face for every thumbnail.
>>216926411> also waking up craving a drink every day and I am 28.He a earthrocker
>>216923272>*spits out ice chip*>THAT WAS MY TOOF!Gets me every time
>>216929430He’s a Make a Wish Mankid. Thank you for your contribution.
>>216923332>>216925788fuck sake it's turning 10 years old soon I remember coming home from a hogmanay party and watching it very drunk laughing my arse off.
>>216929323It's been their weakest series for a long time now. Even if I heavily disagree with their takes (them praising the new Deadpool slop was embarrassing) they've been stuck in a loop of:>Dude theaters suck>Dude check out these box offices flopsSince forever.
>>216926253arnold episode is kino. then it turned out this guy can do only arnold and his other episodes were mediocre but the first one was hilarious
