We're getting absolute kino bros pic related
>>216923774THIS SUMMERTHE CAB INDUSTRYIS GONNA GET........YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>216923774They need to have The Offspring on the film soundtrack
>>216923774I played this game on an actual arcade machine for it recently, was pretty cool
>>216923774You talkin' to me, Atreides?
>>216923774>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>216923774Will he be plying Axel or Slash
>>216923774>crazy taxi movieweird pick for a movie. guess there's a chance it's good.>where ride sharing apps have taken overnevermind
>>216924017What else would the plot be if they're setting it in current times. No one takes yellow cabs anymore
>>216924060set the movie in 1999 and fill it with nostalgia bait
>>216924105Like that’s going to work
>>216924105Nostalgia is the magic fixer of films
>>216923774I have Napoleon Dynamite fatigue
>>216924105This SO MUCH THIS. Put it in sunny ass San Francisco and crank up the Pizza Hut and KFC adverts.
>>216923774This is a fake post, I checked the account. What a weirdly specific thing to fake tho.
>>216924016BD Joe. Guess what BD stands for
>>216923774>austin butler>kinohahahhahaha
>game about driving fast>it isn't F-Zero
>>216923919first thing i think of when i think Crazy Taxihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us8OhI-OTHg
>ITS ALL I WANT
>>216923774For me, it's Fake Taxi
Fuck taxi driversThe only reason they exist is the fact they have a government monopoly
>>216924659But it’s about causing mayhem along the way not just driving fast.
>>216924876Yeah also they only hang around the most popular places of a city unless you call them and wait for 2 hours. Uber and lyft are so much better
>>216924633bad dudebad as in mj bad, aka rad
>>216923774Why bother? They already did it. [s]The premise sounds good though about it being some taxi driver battling uber and shit.[/s]
>>216923774Has a single young person not from a 3rd world country pursued a career as a yellow fucking cab driver in the last 3 decades?
>>216923931I remember it being a cabinet without a chair like other driving games
>>216923774Kino if they can do it right
>>216923774fake
Yet still no Manhunt movie
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
This has potential. It will be ruined by the committee of writers that have no idea how to write
>>216924633A smiley face with sunglasses
>play crazy taxi in arcade >this is amazing>get the dreamcast home port when it comes out >literally the same as the arcade game, it’s amazing>get bored after 20 minutes and regret the purchase
>>216925599Can they even make that? Rockstar owns the ip
>>216924659HYDROOO THUNDERRR
Why is Paramount adapting all the Sega IP? Did they buy them under the table or something, and no one knows about it?
>>216923774Austin Butler is relentlessly handsome.
>>21692377425 years too late
>>216925781Not really. Just average. Feminine features also.
>>216925751They're under the same parent company as Borderlands
Queen latifa.. fallon... profit
>>216925859Latifa can reprise her role as a dispatcher from Bringing Out the Dead
>>216923774Is this a joke? Why in the age of UBER?
>>216925403Yep
They’re making an ollie king movie too
Why... Why crazy taxi of all video games to adapt? They always adapt the weirdest shit that nobody cares or plays anymore 10 to 20 years too late.
>>216927120Must have something to do with the fact everyone in hollywood is insanely out of touch and living in their own ivory tower.
>>216924633Big Dick JoeAlso this guy scared me as a kid
We should get an SSX movie too
>>216927120Yeah they should have made simpsons road rage or go go hypergrind
