King Steve editionprev >>216921914
Maya Hawke is _____
>>216925243A crackwhore
>>216925243wrinkly and walled
>I don’t like girlsWhy did they make Will a chud?
Anyone have the edit where Will comes out as gay, and then Mike just gets up and walks out of the room?
>>216925196I don't care what anyone says Jaime Bowler is the only good actor in S05 and he was phenomenal in S04.
EPILOGUE SCENES! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT, BOYS!>Steve visits Dustin at college>Mike and Hopper, who's back to being the chief of Hawkins police, have a one on one conversation>Finn filmed a scene at some BBQ>There's a baseball game, probably related to Holly's epilogue>Max and Lucas watch Ghost (1990)>MBB filmed some scenes in Iceland>Graduation scene, everyone was there except Eleven and Murray
>>216925196After Madre Dios, I'm praying that beamer will save Steve.
>>216925250Worse, a vegan.
>>216925283Madre dios!
>>216925283isn't ghost that movie with the weirdly sexual clay pot scene
I will now watch your show
>>216925283we will probably get something about the spinoff
>>216925325Oh my
>you die, I die
>>216925283What the FUCK are those pants Dustin is wearing?
>>216925243beyond saving
>>216925277>the devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper
>>216925325Imagine the smell, the taste, the divine delight of stuffing your face into her ass and giving it a hard deep sniff.
>>216925420nancy took the call
>>216925283So Steve and Dustin don't die? don't play with my feelings like that anon, is this true?
>>216925420is she preparing for another Nutty Professor reboot?
>>216925272
>bring back the poo that everyone hated>set her up to be a villain this time so she receives more hateDare I say... based?
>>216925497Looks like Frik from Hallmark's Merlin.
>>216925513
>>216925478They make it
>>216925549This is so good, I can now watch S5 last episode without caring too much about the others.
>Derek betrayed HollyWhy did they ruin the best pairing?
>vecna vs mindflayer CGI fight incoming
Here's that teenager I was telling you about
>>216925336>spinoffFuck that. No one is spending another 10 years of this shit.
Damn. I actually see a lot of people hating this season
>>216925325I know Hollywood is full of pedos, but i'm still surprised how often these On Set photos leak out. They really give zero fucks.
>>216925653Because is genuinely shit, there is only so much fake-out deaths one can take. Literally Got season 8 level
>>216925653I mean, it's been pretty damn bad. Everyone is just there basically pretending they care. Half the cast isn't doing shit and it's just there for the screen time, some weird shit like Mrs. Weller somehow saving the day.
>>216925653It's diabolically bad, especially compared to season 1
>>216925653I was unironically mostly fine with this season until the last 20 minutes. The Will speech came out of nowhere and ruined everything.
>>216925653yeah kind of reminds me of game of thrones final season. not as disastrous of course this is more just boring than a total trainwreck but in the way normies are turning on it
>>216925675This guy wanted pics of feet of random kids. What a strange fellow
>>216925719I already forgot about it.
>>216925196When is it his time. He's the only straight white male who survived being killed off. He even had an arc of sorts.
>>216925719Dustin spent the entire monologue with this "what the fuck is this nigga rambling about" face
>>216925324Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers
>>216925754Holy shit they are ugly
>>216925653>Damn. I actually see a lot of people hating this seasonPart 1 was mid, but you still had a sliver of hope.Part 2 shattered those hopes.
>>216925754Everyone looked so done during that entire scene, then they pretending they knew what the fuck he was talking about and hugging was just hilarious.
>>216925359It's a nineties thing. There's a reason nostalgia dies in '89, nobody who lived though it wants to remember anything but the video games.
>>216925786Wasn't Hopper super thin when he came back from Russia? Now he's fucking obese even though him and Eleven have been basically hiding for almost two years. Do they only eat waffles now?
>>216925420Barb is stealing her lifeforce
>>216925420Nance looks like she ran over a Gypsy witch-doctor's daughter.
Noah Schnapp can't cry on cue. At all. Not a single tear.
>>216925805>Everyone looked so done during that entire sceneThats because they already went through that bullshit IRL when he came out on set.
>>216925867What's even the point of that? It's Hollywood. Nobody is going to be mad or shocked
>>216925243A walled nepo whore who is forcing the Jewish kid to come out while she still sits in the closet.
That "unproposal" scene was baffling to me. Who would spend their final moments in life breaking up with a person they say they love when they believe they're about to die?
Peak aura
>>216925949Cause they have to live their true life!
>>216925277He's Tumblr twink esthetic personified
>>216925754>duffer bros never gave that part of the script to the cast, only noah saw it>on the day they filmed it, told the cast that noah wanted to tell them something but he has to do it in-character>had no idea what they were about to hear>didnt tell them it was being recorded or put into the show
>>216925949Not a bad scene and you're genuinely autistic if you don't understand why they did that.
>>216925277You say it as if it's a controversial opinion.
>>216925513>>216925537He's a dude, so obviously not gonna have boobs, but there's still something unnervously freaky about how flat his chest is.
>>216926039>Lets break up while surrounded by cum dripping from the ceiling>I actually hated every moment with you tee hee>we're both broken le sigh. >Good thing all the cum that dripped on both of us magically washed away and conveniently stopped right below this fragile surface we sat on!You probably also clap when the plane lands, faggot.
Why is the wormhole made out of flesh? Is it some kind of foreskin analogy I don't understand?
>>216925836yeah harbour just put back on all the weight kek.it actually makes sense though, he only lost all the weight in Russia since he was literally a slave being fed like one pot of gruel per day. it doesn't matter how much him and Eleven have been exercising back in the U.S he still has access to plenty of food, and you do rebound weight pretty easily.
>>216926039Nah you're wrong. Nobody would breakup in this scenario unless they absolutely hated the other person on a deep visceral level and wanted to rub salt in the wound. They'd cling to whatever person is closest to them for comfort.
>>216925983this shit was retarded why didnt they just blast themi think i actually snorted
why didn't vecna want the teens last season but wants the childrens this season
>>216925243pooping in my mouth
>>216925983Why does Jonathan look perpetually perplexed?
>>216925983>kills a bunch of nameless soldiers>leaves the ACTUAL COMMANDER OF THE ENTIRE BASE alive when she was right there
>>216925813Kek
>>216926092What would you have made it out of?
Great so no one of importance dies. Probably just Murray and the Jeeta. What a joke. Did the creators forget they’re creating a horror show?
>>216926139the actor is perpetually high
>>216926152A better script
>>216925196this show is so painful
>>216926073his torso is wide and thin. looks like his entire ribcage is flat
Since when was there even a wall in the upside down?
>>216925243Abortion loving drug addicted cracked out ghoul whore slut cunt
>>216926152I don't know? Energy?
>>216926167>Did the creators forget they’re creating a horror show?It was never a horror show, dumbass
>>216925325What does Nell look like now? IIRC, she was 12 when they filmed S05, and now she's 15. I'm curious how her face developed now that she's gone through puberty.
>>216925813
>>216926189Since this season.
>>216925283>the big emotional character death is Murray
>>216926110Nancy is a fucking cold blooded murderer
>>216926167It's been 9 years or something since the first season. I think everyone forgot whatever it was they were trying to create.
>>216926198Go to getty and look at the premiere pictures. She looks the same.
>>216925653I'm just wondering what took them so long. They couldn't see that it was shit in volume 1? I knew it was doomed when they retconned the season 4 cliffhanger just to end up at the same place we already were at.
>>216926197Huh?
>>216925653the pacing is really bad. it alternates between 5 minutes of planning and 5 minutes of 1 on 1 character emotion dumps. theres very little plot development/action. i got so bored i started watching it the intended way (while browsing social media on my phone) and still thought it was moving too slow
>>216925813Hehe
>>216926189It's not like it was heavily explored.
>>216925867Lmao, seriously?
only on episode 5 butall the girls are angry demanding badassesall the boys are idiots who are forced to hold the idiot ball while bickeringits a real "current year" kinda show
>>216926275No, he came out in between seasons
>>216925263Odd how the gay stuff is a mix of surprisingly realistic (like your example) and...very much not.
>>216926216>The bearded zionist pervert who got teenagers drunk so they could fuck in his shack dies>The small Indian boy who was in the worst episode of the series who they brought back for some reason turns out to be bad>The child with lip fillings who cant move her face because of the botched surgery who has the power of screaming and getting nose bleeds gets pushed to the sidelines>The Jewish kid who needs to make everything about him suddenly gets poorly defined powers and becomes OP>Steve and the ugly kid hate eachother for no reason>Dyke forces gay Jewish kid to comes out despite keeping herself in the closet
>>216926152upsidedownium, an ancient dark material that only exists in the upside down
Bros…I hate women too. A-am I…gay?
>>216926343Yes you are Timmy
>Holly the coal has the most screentime compared to the main characters.HAHAHAHAHAHA How do you like your final season nerds?
>>216925653Stranger Things has been the most overrated show on TV since season 2. It barely resembles the first season anymore -- it's bloated, overlong, repetitive, contrived, full of awful writing and has no stakes. It's about time audience reception turns on it and people realize they're just watching a glorified Saturday Morning Cartoon that has a lot of blood.
>>216926275>>216926288And apparently the dude only realized he was gay because Stranger Things fans were calling him a fag on the internet. >They’d [the Duffers] also conceived Will from the start as a kid struggling with his sexual identity, based in part on a friend they’d had in middle school who was going through the same issues.>“I didn’t really think twice about it,” Schnapp says. “I was so young; I barely even knew what that word [fag] meant. And I don’t even think I knew myself that I was gay.”>It wasn’t long before Schnapp began to read comments saying that he might be gay as well, an idea he’d given the barest flicker of thought.
>>216926288>No, he came out in between seasonsStill made a spectacle of it on set.
>>216926152Warped space. Also, a wormhole is just the point where it opens into normal spacetime, the "tunnel" is an Einstein-Rosen bridge. Can't fault ST for having dumber writing than fucking Sliders, though, ChatGPT still hasn't sorted out that the series it wrote is set before the current edition of D&D was released.
>>216926394[citation needed]
Any webm requests for Vol. 2?
>>216926388There's like 20 fucking characters in this show and only like 5 of them do anything. What are they thinking
So are all the parents of Hawkins not rioting at this point over their kids being taken by the military/missing? Are they just cool with this?
>>216926278Where have you been? Its been increasingly that way since the third season except for Hopper and Joyce who get written to be bumbling idiots together with Hopper still competent. It's particularly bad with Nancy who successfully managed to take and shoot Jonathan's gun so they really hammer that in as her main traits after the justice for Barb meme shit. It kinda sucks no one else ever picks up a gun, its been a while but I believe the first episodes of s1 even had young Will get a rifle ready after being stalked by the demogorgon and nothing is ever done with it.
>>216925867Dios mio!
I thought you guys said Millie hit the wall?
>>216926424Shut up, Ben
>>216926388Once you go black...
>>216926393Kek'd
>>216926438David Bowie?!
Did the other seasons have as many “Eureka!” Moments? It feels very overdone this season
>>216926438What the fuck happened during seasons, this is not aging
what was the point of the time skip?where's ted?why didnt vecna think to go after max sooner?why did he need to read will's mind to find her?how come they had to sneak on military trucks for the crawls if there are rifts to the upside down all over hawkins covered up by slabs?if the upsidedown is directly tied to henry/vecna, how were the russians fucking around with it? wouldnt their demogorgon have been linked to the hivemind and able to phase out of the prison?if henry got his powers from that briefcase, why is the army woman trying to draw blood from jeet girl to make more henrys? what was in the briefcase? dust?
>>216926438So, what's the leading explanation for season 5? Where they contractually obligated by Netflix to have 5 seasons and they blew their load too early on season 4? Because that season clearly felt to me like the last one
the coming out scene only sucked because he wasnt using props and superfluous metaphors to explain how gay he is.
>>216926489>how come they had to sneak on military trucks for the crawls if there are rifts to the upside down all over hawkins covered up by slabs?Because uhh.... THEY JUST DO OK
>>216926487I honestly think she spent a year messing around with crack, and that scene where her girlfriend calls her a drug addict thats fucking everything up was a shoot.
>>216926503>So, what's the leading explanation for season 5?
>>216926508>Imagine this record was Mike's tight, virgin butthole>NOW imagine this pencil was my gay little weiner
the decline and fall of western civilization
I fucking hate that Kate Bush song now
>>216925196Kek! Why didn't Bob kick the Demodog off like Lucas did when he was in the elevator? Lucas was holding an entire person and still kicked the Demodog away hella easily! Bob should have double foot kicked the Demodog off!
>>216926489>what was the point of the time skip?To at least somewhat account for everyone being in their 20s. >why didnt vecna think to go after max sooner?>why did he need to read will's mind to find her?Just a retarded side mission to eat up time. There is no reason at all Vecna couldn't find her. He can walk around town. Beyond that, he has access to Holly's mind and Holly knew where she was. >how come they had to sneak on military trucks for the crawls if there are rifts to the upside down all over hawkins covered up by slabs?See: retarded side mission to eat up time.>if the upsidedown is directly tied to henry/vecnaIt's not. >what was in the briefcase? dust?A transportation device. When Henry opened it, he was transported to Dimension X (The Abyss) and taken over by/infected by the mindflayer.
>>216925680Ya boy Josh got the snow bunny and taking her to the snowball.
>>216926570Why? Was it because they took a song that worked for one scene and drove it into the fucking ground by making Max's entire personality that one song?Zoomers got sick of it after the novelty wore off, but the suits at Netflix forced it non stop.
>gang defeats the mindflayer>cuts to the wheeler house>Ted's reading the newspaper, he checks his watch>walks to the basement to tell the kids its late and to go home>The boys are asleep at the D&D game board>the whole thing was one of will's wet dreamsyour reaction?
>>216926542I can't believe people actually responded positively to them doing that scene again, especially with it ending with Holly STILL trapped after that really weird speech from Max.
>>216926441This bitch literally called herself snowbunny on her instagram to millions of her fans. I'm not even joking. Weird, sex obsessed bimbo slag.
>>216926431Yeah I guess I haven't been paying a lot of attention to it. I knew last season was really bad too, I liked season 1 and 2 (with the smoke monster) but they went an entirely different direction. Like they ran out of ideas and instead got everything done by a committee of karens.
>>216926570I didn't mind it at first, but by the end of S4, it made me want to kill. Now? I'm promoting my newest conspiracy theory: Kate Bush did 9/11.
>>216926573Bob was an overweight middle aged man who was out of breath.Lucas is a prime athlete teen who’s had experiences with demodogs.Do the fucking math.
>>216926614She meant as she was skiing, porn-brain
>>216926570im going to kill myself if they play it again holy shit
>>216925680The pairing that killed Holly fans forever
>>216926573Bob should've imagined the dog asking what taters are
>>216926626Hes a teenager carrying another teenager and Sparta kicked a fucking dog across a room when two military officers got their shit pushed in by the same thing.
>>216926634That homo really is obsessed. He's reaching abatap levels.
>>216926570I used to fucking love it before season 4 now I can't stand hearing it. Cloudbusting is still the best song ever made though
>>216926573Lucas had the power of the vagina with him. Bob was not holding a woman. Hopper only killed that one demo in Ukraine or whatever because he's a pussy. It's LotR rules, demos are ringwraiths, can only be killed with pussy power.
>>216926634She's the one who's porn and sex obsessed, like all zoomers. If you think she didn't know what she was doing when she called herself that, you are really stupid and naive.
>>216926604Kino...>>216926615>but they went an entirely different direction. Like they ran out of ideasThey definitely did, the show wasn't initially intended really be more than one season and they followed it up pretty well with s2 even if it was little boring it felt consistent with the tone set up by s1.
>>216926393>all gays are just brainwashedThis is news to people?
>>216925196it did the gay shitand so it died fireverwith a crusting not a bang
>>216926604>as they are leaving we see that Karen's pregnant>Dustin goes 'What are you naming the baby, Mrs. Wheeler?'>Karen looks at a box of Eggos...pauses for a second...>'Jane... Eleven Jane Hopper Wheeler'>Loud thunders and screen cuts to black
>>216925497meth
>>216926483They’ve been a thing since day one, but you let it slide at first since the show was new and fresh at the time. It’s literally the only one the characters are able to get anything done since they’re dealing with what is essentially a magically entity with no real motive in a alternate reality that keeps changing because the writings can’t decide what it should be.
>>216926487It’s veganism. Same thing happened to Emma Watson and that the red head who plays Ginny Weasley.
>>216926573Demodogs in S2 were threatening.Demodogs in S5 are played for laughs.
I thought the “truth” of the upside down would be that it’s the real world and ours is the copy or something
>>216926650It’s the same as bopping a rapid bull dog on the nose. Just aim for the nose and hit as hard as you can.
>>216926640Based Holly
>audience score at 60%If the finale doesn't deliver this is another s8 situation where everyone is like>it's been shit since the past 2 seasons
>>216926881Nah I think most people actually love season 4, it'll be more of a "the show declined overall after season 1 but season 5 was truly shit"
I didn't think they could have a season worse than Season 2 but here we are
>>216926895s4 was bad in a structural way but still delivered fanservice so fans were somewhat happy. s5 is bad on both fronts
lmao people are actually going to watch the finale to this shitshow in the theater
Is it just me or are Max, Holly, Steve, and Dustin the only characters worth giving a shit about? Hell even Henry/Venca is a more interesting character than most of the cast.Will is fucking garbage. Mike and Lucas are barely characters. Joyce is a parody of herself. Hopper is phoning it in. Eleven can't fucking act and looks bogged which takes me out of every scene she's in. Murray is an annoying Jew that shouldn't exist still. Robin is a crack whore now and without Steve she has nobody to naturally bounce off of so they tried pairing her with the other gay character. Nancy and Jonathon are boring and should've died. Erica is annoying. Ted Wheeler is forgotten about but his wife Karen gets to be a girl boss in one of the dumbest scenes. Some characters from previous seasons are just completely forgotten about like Owens, but pajeeta Kali gets to return?I hope Vecna wins and kills everyone except the four I listed at the start.
My name is Hopper, I speak for the fans.
>>216926929Also that fucking song went viral in s4
>>216926998He wasn't in the coming out scene because he woudn't have stopped himself from calling will a fag
Pajeeta will be revealed to be the real bad guy. Her name is literally Kali
>>216926853Nasu pls
>>216926573They beat a demo with home alone traps but the military gets btfo'd. The show has always been terrible with "power level" consistency and plot armor.
>>216925283>Will takes control of the demogorgons and sends them to the middle east to "get rid of the real bad guys"uh, d-duffers?
>>216926640I am black, so I am just self inserting into the shota.
>>216926929For all its problems, season 4 delivered on a consistent narrative unraveling throughout before a big final battle with the villain. Season 5 is just retcons, meandering, zero tension, etc. It doesn't feel like it justifies its existence
>>216927039
>>216927090>I am black
This is what the Duffers said this season would have>Season 1 groups: the 3/4 boys and Eleven, Hopper and Joyce, the teensThe only ones out of those were Nancy and Jonathan. Dustin was with them, Eleven with Hopper, Will with Robin. The 4 boys only had one scene where they were bickering with Dustin. Hopper and Joyce had one scene on the first episode>No new charactersHolly, a character that had 2 lines in all previous seasons has more screentime than any other character>It'll pick up right where season 4 ended18 month jump, the apocalyptic ending of season 4 was dealt with off-screen>All action right from the start!The only action sequence was the end of episode 4 and the demodogs at the hospital. Literally everything else has been exposition and walking around.>It'll be like season 1 on steroids!This season has all the worst parts of season 4
>>216927090He's probably into it, he seemed grossed out at the idea of Holly crushing on him. Go for it, Michael Jackson.
>>216926856Military guys shot it 15 times and they barely flinched. Main character kicks the dog flying at him like its a balloon and they politely wait for the elevator to close. Just admit its poorly written slop.
>>216925576Sorry, they had to make her crush a black kid instead Netflix requires it
>>216925653I'm not hating it, but it seems like they're introducing a lot of retcon-tier plotpoints without devoting nearly enough time for it, to the point that I'm guessing that most of it will either be exposition dumped in five minutes during the final episode, or they'll devote way too much time to the explanation, with the actual final conflict taking a backseat.And what happened to the last season being extra long? Sure some of the episodes have been a little longer, but not that much.
>>216926983It is just you because no one with a sound mind has ever given an ounce of a shit about Max
>>216927266i do but redheads are my kryptonite
>>216927252I don't hate it, but as sure as fuck i'm not going to defend the utter shit writing.
>>216927231this. stranger things is for modern audiences, it isnt some mid-2000s sitcom.
This isn't even the full cast.
>>216927219It's ok, Hopper can kill them with a sword too. Fuck guns.
>>216926367You're really trying to force this, redditor. The original is actually funny
>>216927266Max is the best character you dumb fuck
>>216927313>that floorthey arent even trying to hide it anymore
>>216927332>redditorWorse. They're an Indian. Only jeets use "Timmy" as an insult.
>>216925325This is what muslims think heaven looks like.
>>216927341>Max is the best character you dumb fuckExactly.
>>216927313why is 008 so tiny
>>216927373A teeny tiny pajeeta sounds cute on paper. Shame it looks like a little boy/monkey hybrid.
>>216927332Holly's lips make me feel things.
>>216925949One of the best scenes of S5 so far honestly
>>216927463should be pic related instead
>>216927463>>216927484Wasn't the actor extremely gay for Will back then?
Henry is the way he is because he wasnt accepted as a faggot. They all accpet him and hug.That will be how it all ends in the finale.
>>216927463
I'm watching the 1st of the new episodes and I have no idea wtf is going on anymoreThis is absurd
Were Murray and Will really close that he would be invited to the coming out? Like how was he there but not Mr. Clark?
>>216927599idk Kali, who has literally never even met Will before, was invited so I guess it was just a free for all
>>216927599clarke left to prep elsewhere like hopper. will gathered whoever was around
>>216927342anymore? did you miss the masonic imagery that has been shoved in our faces for decades/centuries?
>>216927621That's fucking wild!
>>216925949I'm honestly more confused by the fact that Jonathan admitted that he throws away clothes of Nancy that he personally doesn't like the color of. Who the fuck does that? They're not even married so he must be going into her room, or picking up clothes she left after sleeping with him, and throwing it away.
>>216927640Did they at least fill him in on it later?
>>216927556Kids having a gang-bang orgy to defeat the incomprehensible cosmic horror has been done already.
>>216926920No worries bro they brought the worst part of season 2 and tacked it into the finale.
>>216925513>>216925537Ozempic'd>>216926073Ozempic side effects
>>216927674I hope Will pulls them to the side and tells them at the start of the next episode. Then hopper pats him on the back and says something like>You're a lot braver than I am, kid.
>the molested child becomes gayHm...
So mrs wheeler just dragged that tank around without knowing how exactly she was going to use it and the dogs never heard or saw her?
>>216927828Dicksucking derek?
I'm trying to write a TV show myself and at this point I'm only watching to learn what not to fucking do
>>216927840yeah and she managed all of that within a few hours of coming out of surgery for her near fatal injuries.
>>216927844Derek troon arc incoming. He will become Holly's gay best friend.
>>216927844Delightful Derek would never be a freak.
>>216927915Dilating Derek
>>216927915
>>216926570>That meta joke when Lucas says 'are you sick of your favorite song yet'It's funny that the writers had the self-awareness to know that the audience is sick of the song, but that they just keep going back to it anyways.
>>216927840>So mrs wheeler just dragged that tank around without knowing how exactly she was going to use it and the dogs never heard or saw her?Worse than that. Since all she knew was that they were headed for the basement. So the most logical thing for her to do would be to find an elevator and take it down to the basement. But instead, this woman who can barely walk, finds her way to the laundry room, inside this giant hospital, just in the nick of time.
>>216927975KEK
>>216927840Every scene in the hospital is fucked
There is something funny to me personally how I spent the whole show thinking how easier everything would have been if they just let mr. clarke in on everything... and then they do and he instantly starts talking about hacking the military's surveillance system.It turns out that yes, mr. clarke would have made everything significantly easier if you let him in on the sci-fi plotline.
>Tina revealed her age on IGWhat is she trying to tell me?
>hang out with 12 year olds all day>Steve doesn't care if it's too big he jams it in anywaySo much of this show is hiding how based it is.
>>216928118He had no reason to help them out either. He just trusted that Dustin was in trouble and that was enough to convince him to help out.
>>216926438>>216926441BOGGED OGGEDMAKE THE CALL
>final season >OG cast spends maybe 10 minutes max together whole season O I am lagging at how gay this season is
>>216928198Season 1 was the only one where they were really together the entire time.
>>216926570IFIONLYCOULDMAKE ADEAL WITH GOD
Jonathan and Nancy really broke up because they didn’t like everything the other person liked down to a T.
>>216928261written for modern audiences
>>216927988They also referenced how the show seemed to forget how dangerous going into the UD was in the first two seasons, with Vickie asking Robin if it were dangerous, and Robin indicating that she didn't know
>>216928261honestly just a very bizarre relationship through and through
>>216928248They should have used "Cloudbursting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WataeV4WsI4Then they could have ended the show with a flash forward and played Utah Saints (1992)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erKVbXOVXe4And then skip ahead even furtherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m97WlpsuU74
Why is this show allowed to get away with graphic tentacle rape scenes? I hate seeing this stuff.
>>216925497looks like she found jonathan's dealer
>>216928261Jonathan and Nancy only got together because Nancy couldn't handle getting stretched by Steve's hog every night. This is cannon, confirmed by Robin.
>>216928381On kids btw
>>216927355Then Allahu Aqbar, motherfucker, and call me Achmed bin Mahmout.
>>216928415Why's the lesbo so hypersexual?
Everyone who genuinely enjoyed this season and is above 14 years old needs to be be chemically castrated
>>216928439the friend that is too woke
>>216928439It unironically makes me sick and it feels like someone's fetish
>upside down is a wormholeEh whatever, at least they can do some weird warping spacetime stuff with that idea->they took the diagrams literally and it's a flesh tunnel in spaceOh no.
>Vecna is literally the man on fire but also psychomantis at the same time>Darpa>Mindflare particles are just nano machines>El is just a BB>The Upsidedown is just a Beach>Dimension X is just the place they locked extinction entity in Death stranding>Will is just a Gay SamProbably tons more but the moral of the story is never go full Kojma
I'm confused. In season 4 Dustin says that the upside down is probably older than the dinosaurs didn't he? But then it is implied that Vecna created it, now it's a wormhole to another world? What about the Demogorgons? Are they created by Vecna or are they some sort of endemic species from the other world? Why are they able to defy him based on personal loyalties like Dart?
I lost interest in this show after Byler was debunked, that character thread unironically elevated and added a lot of nuance to the writing that is now lost and leaves a very cartoonish and amateur story in its absence.
>>216928611shut up and stop asking questions.
Vecna is an allegory for Jeffrey Epstein.
>>216928576They literally ruined the entire upside down concept with this. What the fuck were they thinking?
>I was raped my whole life
>>216928611>In season 4 Dustin says that the upside down is probably older than the dinosaurs didn't he?Yes, he was wrong. Steve called him out on that 3 seconds later.>But then it is implied that Vecna created itI don't remember anyone saying that>What about the Demogorgons? Are they created by Vecna or are they some sort of endemic species from the other world?They are from that other world. They show one roaming around when Eleven sends him there>Why are they able to defy him based on personal loyalties like Dart?That one was coughed by Will. Maybe that made him different
>>216928676
whats with all the faggot shit recently, wtf
A better way to have handled the gay scene would have been if they clowned on him and said they didn't care because the end of the world was coming>took you long enough, dude>yeah, we know>and?
>>216928681I see, thanks.
this thread has a distressing quality to it
Sometimes I believe the jews purposely turn beloved franchises to shit. Not to produce propaganda or to make easy slop, no, only to shit on the goys and laugh at them. Just for fun.
So WHAT is that place where Steve car ends up when the wall of the wormhole is punctured? Is it the vacuum of space? Or some interdimensional space?
>>216926393Holy shit Hollyweird literally turned him gay. Had the show debuted a couple of years later they would have had this dude trooning out in the 80s.
>>216928611You think the creators know themselves? This is the most ‘making shit up as we go along’ show in existence.
>>216928611I feel like the fact that it is possible to tame a demogorgon with basic friendship is seriously overlooked
>>216928655I don't understand how it's even meant to "work" anymore. The thing in S4 how the upside down is frozen on Nov 6th 1983 I thought was dumb but made "sense".This? No chance. So it took a snapshot of Nov 6th 1983 right because that's when the wormhole opened. How the fuck is there copies of Brenner's research notes on that exact wormhole and exotic matter orb there before it even existed?
>the elevator leads to the parking garage>don't go to the parking garage
So this show based in the 80s has in it’s main cast2 homosexuals(gonna be real awkward in the sequel when will dies of aids) and everyone in the group is cool with it, despite it being the 80s1 tranny1 empowered feminist1 black (again, 80s)1 coal burner (again, 80s)1 disabled (frog face)
>>216928381>Why is this show allowed to get away with the graphic tentacle rape of childrenThe more you notice.
>>216928690The writers in (((hollywood))) are a decade behind the times. Modern audiences don't care for fag shit and are accepting of racism and bigotry. The max and lucas pairing was acceptable in 2017 or whenever s2 came out, but today people sick of this shit because it's become common place everywhere in media and not common place in actual reality. Alphoomers are sick of darkoids and faggots, basically
>>216928611I might be wrong, but I think we know Eleven created the Upside-down from last season, didn't we?
Is it true the final epilogue is a 10 year old jump?
>>216928611Ah well you see, they changed their minds. Nothing fucking lines up when you watch S1 to S5.
>>216928708Since it's sci-fi, it would probably be space itself, with the abyss being an actual planet somewhere in the universe
>>216928734Interesting then that american elections right now involve those people getting their ass blown out. Get ready for woke 2 my friend, for you see it turns out being the most off putting people on earth has consequences!
>>216928746Doesnt a wormhole bridge literally exist outside of conventional space?
>>2169287292 coalburners1 pajeeta
>>216926393That’s actually horrific. Hopefully he realises he’s been tricked and goes back to being straight, but since conversion therapy is considered evil now that’ll probably never happen.
When Ms Byers kills the demodogs, you can clearly hear one of them say "Huh??" and the closed captioning even reflects that it was expressing confusion. Why do Demodogs make noises like a child pretending to be a cartoon monster? Isn't this a serious show for adults?
>>216928704Every Stranger Things discussion is like this now because S5 is THAT bad.
>>216928734>no one cares for fag shitThere’s a LARGE % of viewers freaking out that Will and Mike aren’t ending up together
>>216928781It was cute and I laughed so hard I farted.
>>216928729Only the gays are weird for the 80z and even that isn’t that weird considering you just brought up aids. Aids wouldn’t have been a thing if fags didn’t exist. Also who’s this alleged tranny?
>>216927676>AI will fix the ending
>>216928708Just assume space because they don't understand how wormholes are meant to theoretically work.They're meant to be extremely fucking warped spacetime and physics kind of get confusing in those scenarios.
If this is the 80s where's the talking animal sidekick?
>>216928827Lucas is in the show. He's one of the mains.
>>216928808Well, it did make Tina interesting.
>>216928715>possible to tame a demogorgon with basic friendship is seriously overlookedNot again...
>>216928837Who the fuck is Tina again?
Ted will save the day.
>>216925576He was freaked out over what henry showed him, but he's going to save the day and win her heartDelightful Derek is gonna destroy the mindflayer singlehandedly
>>216925836american food lmao
So we have half the fans upset that a character who was established as gay last season has been established as gay again?? And half the fans upset that his best friend who already has a girlfriend didn’t immediately dump her and start having gay sex with him?
>>216928708Negative energy.
>>216928883Yes? Normalwhores are dumb, more news @ 11
The most fun I've had this season has been pausing to look at soldiers' names and unit emblems.Finding out the difference between Wolf Pack and CID is genuinely enjoyable to me.
>>216925196>meanwhile, in vecna's magical piss realm...
>>216928847>Multiple horror franchises now have to contend with the fact that you could simply be nice to the monster when its a baby
>>216928883he needed that bussy
Is there any good short show which you can watch in 3 days?
>>216928782meant the lack of hollyshe's not really a coalburner guys, and she's still a minx nymphet
>>216928907I swear to fucking god that shit better not be the mindflayers real body, and it got it's head stuck trying to get into the upside down of the pissrealm and died.And the 12 kids thing is going to revive him.
>>216927203KekWhy is this true every time?Jeets are so pathetic even in their fantasies about White women it's not them with them but bl*cksImagine being jewish without the money or intelligenceThat's being indianLmao
So basically Vecna is this monster that rapes people to death and makes them gay and then he threatens to tell all your friends that you're gay
did i miss something when did vecna rape will?
Why is vecna a vine person now anyway.
>>216928907
>>216928025The laundry room is in the basement, thoughever
>>216926039it's actually more revealing about the small number of people saying that they always understood it was a breakup. you would only think that if you take the most literal understanding of what they were saying. ironically it reveals your own autism levels
>lowest rated season of the show>penultimate episode is 2nd lowest rated episode of the showlmao it's GoT all over again
>>216928983>a thousand years ago this land was green and good
>>216928980Are you really this innocent
Is Steve the only one who wasn't ruined by Season 5 yet
>Lucas: Remember how we put Billy in a sauna that one time and he really didn't like that? Well with that in mind, if we heat up a demogorgon it will come back to life! Just like my popcorn!god what a dumb scene that was
>>216929003Nah, it's Netflixization in general
>Mind Flayer losers SWORE vecna would die in episode 7he's the final bossdeal with it
>>216928852Tina Turn(around)bow.
>>216929003>>216929023season 1 is loterally the onky great seasonyou're both wrong2 is tolerable but only because it just copy pastes 1
>>216929019He was though. Both he and Dustin have been unnecessarily awful to each other.
why is everyone always using metaphors all the time like a videogame tutorial
>>216929040him saying Eddie died a pointless death was kind of based because that's what fans have been saying ever since that ep released
>>216929021>oh yeah if we heat up the body the black particles with resurrect the demogorgon and will can connectHow can they even make that assumption. They don't like heat so that means... resurrection unless you heat too much?What.
>>216928956>>216928956>>216928956
>>216928804Not true. My aunt married a Persian man in the 80s and several people from her hometown referred to her as a Nigger lover. Even some of her good friends were thrown off by the idea initially, but some came around. This was in rural Massachusetts.
>>216929046What videogame tutorials are you playing that use metaphors?
>>216928883Gays are not 'half' they are very tiny mentally ill minority that is very loud and obnoxious because it serves the same depopulation purposes as all jew media is made to push.
>>216928883No one cares. It should have been a season 3 plot and resolved then. Not something they spend 15 agonized minutes on when they are literally going into battle in 15 minutes
>>216928980In season one a demogorgon used his body to reproduce by laying eggs(?) (Larvae?) In his stomach. This only happened after he hid successfully from it for over a week and was finally caughtThis was back when there was a single demogorgon in the story and all the others hadn't been "born" yet because the demo didn't have a will or barbra to do thisThen, in s2, they retconned that the demo was following vecna's control and vecna himself was the one that mouthraped him with the vines. It also retconned that there were more than one demogorg, as there were several in the abyss that vecna had contact with after he himself got mouthraped by the mindfucker. So it begs the question of how was will able to hide from vecna for a week in the upside down? And why was it necessary to use him to make more demos? Surely the demos would have already been reproducing in the abyss somehow???Also, it retconned that will was "chosen" by vecna before he was weak and moldable. In s1, will just had bad fucking luck and ran into the demogorg on the road. The demogorg was an animal. The show constantly made comparisons to animals. Specifically solitary big-cat hunters like tigers, when talking about it. It behaved like an animal. It hunted more people than just will. The new season now expects us to accept that everything the demogorg in s1 was doing was part of some great plan by vecna. Why did vecna take barb? Why did vecna take the number of others who went missing?why did vecna not fucking do anything in seasons 1, 2, and 3 when he was clearly around?? It's just clear that the writers just kept throwing shit out and never cared about keeping consistency with the original story. So much of it just doesnt make sense man.
>>216929031Tina is what nancy should have been from the start
>>216925272Her aborted sibling is taking her life essence.
>>216929193It's like that sidequest from the witcher 3
>>216927342why would they try to hide the floor
>>216928791>There’s a LARGE % of viewers freaking out that Will and Mike aren’t ending up together>On my tranny discord server
>>216928883People aren't mad that Will is gay. He was being called a queer all the way back in season 1. People hate shitty schlock writing. And they really hate it when bad writing just keeps repeating the same fucking beat over, and over, and over, for YEARS....and then has the total lack of self-awareness to think the audience wants to sit through this shit YET AGAIN in the final remaining episodes while the writers publicly jack themselves off for being so stunning and brave.
>>216928954>I swear to fucking god that shit better not be the mindflayers real body, and it got it's head stuck trying to get into the upside down of the pissrealm and died.Somehow I think your idea is going to be better than what actually happens.
