Ironically if he was just addicted to McDonalds he might still be with us.
>>216927154Fuck this guy. Ruined cheap fast food for everyone, and a decade later we find out he's a blackout drunk and that's why he was getting so sick.
I just ordered McDonald's on doordash :)
>he might still be with us.mfw this is how i find out he died years ago
>>216927198I hope you tipped your driver so they don't decide to steal your food.
>>216927154You're right, it's extremely ironic. Yet alcohol isn't touched in any way ever no matter what.
>try to live a healthy life>die of cancer tldw just eat and do whatever the hell you want
>tfw it's not fatty liver anymore>tfw it's cirrhosisis this the thread?
>>216927299>be junkie>die in agony>"Woe is me!"TOTAL ADDICT DEATHOTyou know, the thing....
>>216927198how do people afford this shit? >delivery fee, car fee, fuel fee, walking from the parking to the store fee, walking from the car to your door fee, knocking on your door fee/leaving it on the doorstep fee, using the app fee, priority fee, male driver fee, correct order fee, peak hour fee, off-peak hour fee (+tip)i'll just go myself thanks
>>216927438Because it costs a lot less than a DUI
I legit believe this movie was a psyop from Mcdonalds because the movie makes mcdonalds food look so good and it basically just allowed them to start charging more for less food by getting rid of the cheap supersize option
>>216927198you're never going to financially recover from this
>>216927470puh-lease anon you don't drink alcohol you're just fat and lazy
>>216927482Considering how much shit gets cut by big corporations with bullshit reasons like 'sustainability' I can believe it.
>>216927470Really the only legitimate use of skip
>>216927506In the movie, his mcdonald’s food always looks immaculate. It never looks like it was smashed up like every time I get mcdonalds. He never shows the food looking gross.
>>216927489How is me getting in a car and driving to a McDonalds any less fat and lazy? In fact, how is me getting McDonalds not fat and lazy to begin with?If I'm going to be a loser fat piece of shit and eat goyslop, Im not going to drunk drive to get it, so some state funded gestapo cop can pull me over, the state can take my license away so I can't work, and some jew lawyer can charge me $500/hour to get it back.Delivery fee sucks but use your brain.
>>216927227I always tip 5>>216927438Get door dash premium, you save a TON of money on fees and shit>>216927487Trump Stimmys coming soon
>>216927470It costs less than owning a car is the real answerIf you live somewhere walkable then your everyday transportation is taken care of by virtue of where you live You then have the money to take ubers everywhere, use Doordarshan for everything else, etc
For me, it's the McChicken.
>>216927572>if
>>216927576If you live somewhere walkable, why the fuck wouldn't you walk?
>>216927625walkable is a lie. people think "oh it takes 1 minute by car so that's a 3 minute walk" like no it's a 15 minute walk
>>216927625Because I'm not a communist.
>>216927600That is not the mcchicken you fucking phony. Pretending to love McDonald’s, but you are just a fucking liar
>>216927656Oh I agree, and I cannot wait for indians to destroy the dutch cities that rub this shit in your face every chance they get.
>>216927656You're so American it's insane. Americans can't conceive of what a walkable city actually is
>>216927722not american but feel free to explain what they are (you won't because you don't know)
>>216927299It is now.
It's crazy the kind of damage Mcdonalds can do to your liver
>>216927812>It's crazy the kind of damage Macallan can do to your liverftfy
>>216927773I live in a downtown apartment in New Zealand and I can walk outside and do anything I want within reason. Go to a cafe, order food from any one of 500 different ethnic places, hit a supermarket, shop for clothes, walk to any of the 4 gyms within a kilometer of me (3 of them within 500 meters). I can also walk down to the bus depot if I want to catch a bus to anywhere else in my city, another concept Americans can't fathom. All of this is very easily within walking distance.
>>216927251I'm drinking right now. I just don't down a fucking bottle nightly and eat 3 full mcdonalds meals
>>216927861>bro... just live in a shitty little apartment in the city bro!no thanks i'll stick to mums house in the quiet suburbs
>>216927861>hurr durr it’s not a 15 min walk>only a kilometer>it’s a 12 min walk at average walking speedNTA but fuck off kiwinigger. You doubled down on what the guy said and did not even understand his point as you did so
>SS tierFriesSausage McmuffinMcChicken>A tierCheeseburgerQuarter Pounder>B tierPancakesFilet o FishBig MacChicken Nuggets>MidSausage and BiscuitsChicken StripsChicken Sandwich>Shit tierMcGriddleBreakfast Burrito
mighty mcmuffin > sausage
>>216927861Bloody downtownies.
>>216927938It takes you 15 minutes to walk less than half a mile?
>>216927861Any major city is walkable if you live in the center of downtown, retard. Like no fucking shit.
I sucked a guy off in a mcdonalds bathroom once
>>216927275>Cancer risk factors: Getting older. Cancer up to a certain age is very much a luck of a draw, sure heavy smoking, heavy drinking and shit diets is most likely going to kick you in the ass when you're 60+, but kids get leukemia and health nuts keel over from pancreatic cancer every day.Live life, get some physical activity and mind your intake and you should be at as much risk of getting cancer, which increases every year you live. It's one of the things that makes it hard to extend human lifespans as cancer growth in the body increase every lived year.
>>216927944I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenlt faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrap it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.
>>216927198enjoy your meal saar
>>216927982average human walking speed is 4-5 kilometers an hour. 60/5=12 mins.Anon was pretty on point with that.
>>216927722>Americans can't conceive of what a walkable city actually isI grew up in Brooklyn NY. It's as walkable as you can get. I thought it was the best shit ever cause I could walk around the corner to get groceries from the bodega, take the bus or the train anytime I wanted, and drank the walkable city koolaid hardThe second I moved away for school I realized how fucking expensive everything is there. "Walkable" means you are completely in the grip of whatever is closeby. The markup for basic shit was insane. Also the second you experience driving in a non-shithole city (ie not NY, LA, Chicago, etc) and realize everything imaginable is less than 20 mins from your house, the walkable goggles fall off. You see the lousy state public transportation is and how every bit of your life is taxed to death by a greedy city that does nothing to make life better.I currently live in a VA suburb now. I have a full sized grocery store, two bars, and a bunch of other take out and restaurants all under a mile away and walkable. Everything else it connected by proper road systems designed by someone who wasn't smoking crack, so traffic is nonexistent. A 10 mile drive is 10 mins. Walkable robs you of time and money. The reason europeans don't get this is there isn't a full continent of options to pick from and they're taxed into poverty so they can't afford to leave.
>>216927861Do you think we don't have buses? What changes would you make specifically to American cities?
>>216927982It’s 60% of a mile and average walking speed is 3mph, not to mention you will have to stop at crosswalks so in reality it would take even longer. You can be a faggot and try and scoff, but I got the fucking number off google.>inb4 I walk faster than thatStatistically no you don’t, and even if you do it does not change a fucking thing for the majority of people in your so called “walkable city”. Numbers do not lie, only faggy anecdotes lie
>>216927944Egg Mcmuffin mogs all. Followed by the quarter pounder with cheese
>>216927198People like you are always wrong.>babe don't hit the curb when you park you're fucking the tires>Ok :3 *slams into curb while looking me right in the eye :) :)
>>216927861>another concept Americans can't fathomWhy do you idiots say shit like this? I hope indians and niggers move in all around you and you understand why we move away from that trash>New Zealand.What you can't fanthom is a world that isn't 99% white.
>>216927944Double Cheeseburger is the best
>>216928033Good post and I don’t understand the hate for suburbs. Yes, the houses are cookie cutter, but you else get nice wide sidewalks, well ordered and maintained streets, local parks, etc.
>>216928067Because Europeans think every single place in the USA is either Texas or LA.
>>216928050>I hope indians and niggersI can assure you that he's surrounded by chinks, street shitters, muslims and maoris.
>>216927154He will always be based for making fat fucks seethe this hard to this very day.
>>216927438https://youtu.be/Tss1BYWFbtI?si=9597gsTsjiW1lvV3don't forget the hospital free after the third worlder who delivered the food intentionally fucks with if because they hate you
>>216927944>doesn't eat the mcgriddlengm
>>216927938Brother if you can't walk a kilometer you should re-evaluate your health. You'll die in your 40s of cardiac failure anyway if you don't. And no, you don't need to walk a kilometer to get anywhere. 95% of my days I don't need to walk any more than like 50 meters.>>216927985Obviously not every square meter of every city is going to be walkable... don't be ridiculous man. I've lived in other places in my city and they were fine.>>216928035I've been to America, I know what it's like. I'm not saying "America should be walkable", that's simply not possible. And I'm not blaming Americans for not living in walkable cities, or whatever. I've seen the hundreds of miles of highways + how the cities are laid out + how public transport isn't a feasible option for a combination of "socioeconomic reasons" and simple distance covered. I know as well as you do that you can't up and change American cities to be walkable or have good public transport.I just jumped in because some moron said "walkable cities are a lie" when I've been living in one for over 35 years.>>216928033This sounds more like a scale problem than anything. You can't walk to a cheaper place another block away? I currently shop at a smaller but more expensive place because it's 50 meters away instead of 200 at the supermarket, because I'm lazy and have the luxury of doing so.
>>216928128Naw it's always rich white nepo babies who thing public transportation solves everything. >>216928033I'm this guy btw and I can say on the R/L train alone, the amount of shit I thought was normal that turned out to be actual human filth is astounding. When you're a kid you seriously don't consider anything weird unless you're told so and the general attitude of NYC is keep walking and ignore "it""it" includes and isn't limited to homeless people shitting in train cars, old people off their meds yelling at nobody, groups of black people, some of the rudest european and middle eastern people who would sooner trip a pregnant woman than give their seat up, panhandlers constantly, and general poverty stuff that exists. And that's all before you get into the fact it's not a safe place to be. You get your wallet stolen and your first thought is "at least he didn't stab me". That's not normal.Do that for an hour and a half every day 5 days a week.Then imagine trading it for a 15 min commute by car, where the only inconvenience is the single left turn light on my way home.
>>216928128This is true. I've been to the south island though and it's incredibly white, except for queenstown. And the nonstop tourist buses. Our minorities usually don't stab people for walking down the street is the thing.
>>216928209>You can't walk to a cheaper place another block away?They're all overpriced. You think they don't communicate and collectively decide how much to screw people over?
>>216928237>yet
>>216928308Nah, browns won't move to the south island. It's like black people moving to utah. Not necessarily overtly racist, but uncomfortable enough to make them go away. Also, they simply can't afford it, lol.>>216928298That sucks, I guess. Here I don't really have a problem finding a different place to buy from if one place is gouging that hard.
>>216928209Walkable city’s are a lie does not refer to them not existing, it refers to them being a shit tier option. NY is a fucking walkable city, we know what they are. Europeans problems are that you guys lack our perspective. Cars and suburbs and highways and giant shopping centers with huge parking lots are fucking awesome, way better than cities. You genuinely do not know what you are missing and how great it is
>>216927180My dad doesn't drink, or smoke. But he eats mcdonalds almost every day, it's literally his favorite food (he's like the real life 3 for free guy). Anyway, he got pancreatic cancer at 66 years old. Likely won't make it to the end of the year. Meanwhile my grandpa lived to 93 living in italy eating pasta every day
>>216928581Your dad is a fucking retard.
>>216928359My brother still lives in a decent part of brooklyn that hasn't been overrun by immigrants. It's slowly falling tho, so many irish pubs and mom and pop stores are being replaced with franchises, all the supermarkets are run by indians who nickel and dime every single thing and the bodegas are primarily arabs who overcharge. His condo is in some rent controlled building so the maintenance is extremely affordable so he lucked out there and it's 3 blocks from the subway station. It's nice on paper, it's just the standard of living compared to mine is like night and day. Outside on the street in his neighborhood is grown ass adults with no jobs opening smoking weed, constant city noise, cats fucking loudly, and everything is just dirty. People hurry around to avoid the rabble, and while i get NY is known for people being in a rush, it's different when it feels like it comes from fear not just 'time is money' attitude.My home is part of a community that has a large empty plot of land behind it and the local kids have mowed the grass down and set up a soccer field. It's not even a park, just unused land they took the initiative and set some nets up. The nets are left out year round and have not been stolen or messed with once. I have a fenced in back yard that is entirely mine where I set up a firepit for when my friends and family visit. I see kids biking everywhere, there's trees and well kept gardens. The supermarket I can walk to is one of 4 within 5 miles. Growing up I couldn't imagine living anywhere other than NY. Now anytime I visit, the reasons I left scream at me and I cannot wait to go home. The tl;dr I wish Europeans in particular would realize is the US is not Europe. We escape cities because of what lives there. We don't like public transport because organizations like the MTA are horribly corrupt and inept. We value community over convenience, and our cities are old, expensive, and filled with undesirables.
>>216928688Oh and one more thing before I ran out of room. NY has State and City tax on your income. The sales tax has exceeded 10%. The metro cost continues to rise. Groceries, services, utilities, everything is always more expensive, and the latest thing is they're forcing individuals to compost. Not because it helps the environment but for the same reason they have an extremely complicated recycling program, it's an excuse to fine you.Sure, in theory if you don't own a car you save money, but I wish someone would make an excel sheet showing how much more it costs month to month and see if it adds up to a typical car payment/gas/insurance.
>>216927198isnt ordering from the mcdonalds app better
>>216929120yes you get rewards and points to redeem saarplus more menu optionsi should order mcdonalds…
>>216927470You can walk there and not only sober up but also not get so fat
>>216929701You can get arrested for walking while drunk too, anon.
>>216927154>You have the liver of a severe alcoholic>Haha that's weird
>>216930289Lel
>>216927154I love processed food so fucking much I just had my first hawaiian after 2 years abstaining from pizza, working off 20+ kgsProcessed slop is great, but its even better when youre no longer fat and unhealthy and you can enjoy eating them on certain days knowing youll still wake up skinny and healthy tomorrow. God bless pizza
Ball cancer? Bulls wouldn't like you to eat their lady folk.
i fucking hated his mcdonalds hate shit>if i eat this 3 times a day and limit my walking you get fat. STUPIDEST shit ever
>>216928581sometimes you just get cancer y'know.
>>216931356looks lovely. would be too tempted to have a second slice though, you and i are very different people.
>>216927180https://youtu.be/uOyjzE1vcD4?t=33
>>216927154That's vodka in that bottle, has anybody ever checked his early life? My noticer sense is tingling.
>>216927861>any one of 500 different ethnic places,I gotta tell you, that sounds dreadful. No thanks.
>>216931622No? Cancer is directly linked to your habits and environment exposure lol
>>216927198I always pick up my food when ordering off doordash. The amount of times people can't follow simple directions like>leave next to door plsis astounding. I've just given up having people deliver my kino snacks to me, and just go grab it myself. Having the doordash subscription also saves up credits anyway, so I can save some money when ordering something more expensive.
>>216927275I'm not even 40 and I already got metastatic cancer in my lungs and it's probably incurable. But it is barely even growing so I might live a fair few more years.Gonna tell you how it is right now. You always have a certain probability of getting cancer. That's just a fact, and as you age that probability increases. Certain things you do (like smoking and drinking) can increase that probability, and other things (like exercise) can decrease it.If you're really bothered about cancer, then don't listen to these vegan retard health nuts. There is really only 3 things you need to do.Firstly cut out anything that is known to increase cancer rates, so smoking, alcohol and heavily processed food (red meat however is fine, people who eat red meat tend to get cancer less often).Second is exercise. 150 minutes of walking and 90 minutes of lifting a week. This will not only massively reduce your chance of getting cancer, if you do get cancer you'll be more likely to survive and in general exercise is basically the best thing for you. You will live longer and wont age nearly as fast if you do regular exercise. Exercise is why you see those 90+ year olds who still run all over the place, and lack of exercise is why you see those 60 year olds who cant take two steps without being out of breath. (When you are old and stop being active, you start dying)Third is sleep. Your immune system is a massive factor in making sure you don't develop cancer, and sleep is the best way to have a strong immune system.That is it, that is all you can do. You still might get cancer even if you do all of these, but your chance will be much lower.Don't believe any retarded hippy shit or get bamboozled by doctors trying to sell you supplements. Most of that shit has such poor bioavailability that even if it did work to fight cancer, you'd need to be injecting it or eating pounds of it a day for it to have any chance of doing anything.
They don't have anything vegetarian at McDonald's, so I just order the lowest animal in the kingdom, The Filet-O-Fish with Uber Eats
>>216927154lol he died??? i'm online 24/7 being a NEET and never heard of him dying. wow lol
