>tfw you realize you tried to conquer the world for a fucking thot
>>216927586Women are a tool, not a goal.
>>216927586Plot was dumb but I still liked it.
>>216927663Billy Zane is always fun
This is a realistic depiction of women
Imhotep is an innocent victim
>>216927586I watched this today. Get out of my head!
>>216928060Billy Zane isn't in that movie kek
Good. Anything just as long as I get to see more of this qt3.14
Should I watch the third one? Seems like China wank. I also vaguely remember the main characters being broken up or something. Which is always grating.
>>216928275I saw a short with this scene today, reality is breaking and it's because of the Mummy
>watching before>haha silly villain gets fucked over>watching>I feel bad for bro he deserved better
>>216927586>bald>falling down>betrayed by a woman he lovedomg he's literally me!
>>216928822Then again, she got hers immediately via a pit of flesh eating scarabs. They'll probably have plenty of time to reconcile in Egyptian hell.
HELP ME HELP MEAAAAA AAAAAAA
AAAAA AAAAAAAAAA- WHRLAFERFDSFLERF
>>216927586Bro never learned that you don't ever trust a girl who cheats especially one who cheats on her husband with you.
>>216927586hey, he tried eternal love, not his fault she was a disloyal hoe.
Between the kid getting kidnapped and the water wall is so boring.
>>216930001This. His ultimate goal was her, her ultimate goal was moar power.
>>216927586Actually made me sympathetic for the god-level villain. He destroyed himself and forfeit his soul to impress a woman who then left him to die. Women are the real evil.
it doesn't help that she was horribly unattractive. the film treats it like she's this timeless exotic beauty, but she looks like a 90s pop star.
Welcome to life, Imhotep
>>216927586Always wondered what he was thinking in this moment.
>>216927586arnold vosloo sold it so well, he looked genuinely heartbroken
>>216928320she was very cute in the first one
>>216931491>Enjoy yourselves.
>>216929895>>216929871based
>>216931491>>216932110:(
>>216931545I would become an unrepentant good goy for prime Rachel Weisz.
>>216927586Never liked the second one. Kid actor was annoying. Pygmies aren't as scary as zombies. Evie is suddenly a girlboss and not as cute.
>>216931491>mfw not watching friends
>>216931491>"Somebody had it. It's real. It just wasn't me."
>>216927586We've all been there.
>>216933182when's the last time you were inside a crumbling tomb, hanging onto a ledge, about to fall into hell?
>>216931491Complete and utter defeat, it's over.
>>216933296I'm sorry your weekends are boring, man.
>>216933296You've never needed someone to hold you when you're 6 feet from the edge and thinking "maybe 6 feet ain't so far down"?
>>216931491Thinking bout all dat Titanic money
>>216928377It doesn't even match up to the second one and it feels wrong without Rachel Weisz.It's still less insulting that most reboot sequels we get these days though. It doesn't really deserve hate, but it doesn't deserve much praise either.
>>216931491I got the wrong ride or die bitch
>>216933296That's my main kino-watching position.
We're discussing yt shorts now?
It's not even THIS>>216927586It's THIS>>216931491
>>216931491>I wish that Evie would shove her cute toes in my mouth before I go back to hell
>>216933072
>>216931545the eyebrows ruin itcan't unsee
>>216931491sometimes your life just goes so horribly wrong it becomes amusing
Why was the sequel's tone so different?
>>216927586I had dreams about her when I was young.
>>216931491>>Should have go for the daughter.
>>216931491>you won
>>216931545AKEEKEEKEKEEKEEE
>>216936811rare 11/10
>>216928822I felt bad for him but he didn't deserve better. He was an evil douchebag and she was an adulteress. Bronze age people need to die and stay dead, their civilization is an affront to Rome. Yes, I'm talking to you jewish moloch worshippers.
