>HARRY POTTER! DID YOU TRICK DRACO INTO DRINKING POLYJUICE POTION, TURNED HIM INTO HERMIONE, AND CONVINCED 1ST YEAR GRYFFINDORS TO RUN A TRAIN ON HIM?!!
Go back.
>>216927823>posted it again award
Kill yourself mod protected tranny pedo faggot
>>216927811god i wish that was me
>>216927811reddit
It's funny because it uses gender as an excuse for comedy and sexual violence, which is the way it should have stayed.
>>216927811haha man that's funny is there a fanfiction about this?
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PERMANENT POTTER
>>216927811If I had a Hermione polyjuice potion I'd be using it on myself and buying a video recorder
>>216928892What does it feel like to have a vagina? Does it feel uncomfortable when it gets wet? I feel gross when my armpits and balls get sweaty, I think it'd be weird to have a slot that's always leaking.
>>216930139I would also like to know this on behalf of a friend
>>216928892>If I had a Hermione polyjuice potion>>216928845>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S PERMANENT POTTER
>>216930529>So Weasle-Bee, I hear your family are pure bloods...
>>216930529>>216930727redeem the gemini saar
Female draco would have been a way better love interest for Harry. Them marrying in the end would have been a symbolic healing of the rifts in wizard society.
>smells like mudbloods over here hihi
>>216930880Cry about it lol
>>216927811Would probably be a lame train given that they'd all be eleven year olds.
>>216930880lol faggot
>>216927823kys nigger
>>216927823>le post compilation screencapactually reddit in itself
>>216932108>hihifuck me this is too perfect
>trick?
>>216927811>run a trainWhat's that supposed to mean?Sorry for the dumb question, am virgin
>>216934178Several men fuck the same woman one after another. Like train cars are lined up
>>216930139It's really painful most of the time. I have to use lube to get wet so it's sticky and smells pretty bad. I've only had mine for like six months though so I bet it gets better.
>Wait till my daddy hears about this!
>>216927811>Well done Harry, 6 million points to Gryffindor.
I'm a grumplestuff
>>216931583I agree with the symbolism bit.But Luna is just best girl I’m afraid.