>ruins your panel show
>shows up>takes 20 years to deliver a joke that is basically "I'm acktually super hot and my coworkers totally want to fuck me, both my character and the real me">leaves
There is literally nothing wrong with being a spastic
I had to skip the season of taskmaster with this bitch on it. I love laughing along with tards, but she's just not the fun kind. she makes me sad
Well she has a munted face and requires a tard interpreter to have a dialogue with.On the other hand she has a 36 inch bust.
If I see that she's on an episode of QI, I just skip. It's a shame because she's been on one with Gyles Brandreth and he's hilarious.
>>216928846Yeah it was no good, too bad too since the other dark haired girl and zaltzman were funny
>>216928519>>216929209quite the dilemma.give her game show a thumbs uphttps://youtu.be/XQn_wOeN5ns
>>216928519>>216928795I wonder how she'd respond to someone telling her "you'll never be the next Marlee Matlin"
>>216929728>>216930606>>216928519Is she an actual potato or is it an act?
>>216929728would
I wonder if other countries user her as an example of the retardation of the british peoplein a "this is what they're really like" kind of way
every time she's on a panel show I just stop watchingit's just not worth it
>>216930685People just point to the fact that the government arrests people for social media posts and actively cover up pedos as why the British are retarded. I have a deep hatred for the British.
>>216930638She's a legit potato. If you don't laugh you are a bad person.
>>216930814>I have a deep hatred for the British.you should move here anon you would fit in great
>>216930814What posts were they arrested for?
>>216928519Sorry too busy looking at her giga-tits slopping and swaying around to notice anything being "ruined". Imagine fucking her as she jolted about with spastic spasms, it would be like a giant vibrating cock ring. She has an eye for the ladies too, so she would probably want a threesome involving another hot disabled celeb, for example the sexy death girl with the big nipples who won strictly cum dancing (picrel). Joe "the body coach" Wicks is a lucky man to be married to her.
>>216931123I wonder . . .
>>216928519do they still make panel shows?the last time i saw mock the week it was painful
>>216931123Publicly plotting and agitating angry mobs to burn down hotels because they had foreigners in them, which would have resulted in the deaths of many people including British people who work at said hotels and children who have no choice over the matter that their parents were dumb enough to actually want to come to this shit-show country even after Brexit because they thought it was somehow better than being raped and murdered because they weren't signing up to be a fighter for the Taliban or Islamic state.I mean you can't say ANYTHING these days! It's all WOKE!
>>216931123This man was arrested for posting photos from his vacation in USA, where he visited a gun range.
>>216930638You think someone could do that act with that level of exposure today?
>>216928519Equality and inclusion kills talentIt’s a nice idea to promote people with disability but studios should stop to think whether they should over someone with actual talent. The talent of striving to put a sentence together because you can’t speak properly is not worthy of someone actually funny
>>216931365hi please look at these posts me and another anon made thank you ;3 >>216931262 >>216931498
>>216931498To be fair captioning the photos with detailed descriptions of his plan to kill "ethnics" using his newfound gun skills, in a now deleted post, was probably what got him. The authorities do tend to frown upon that sort of thing.
I don't know who that is.
>>216931365Genuine retard. You are part of the problem, you simpering little faggot. The number of refugee children that come over is extremely low; the majority are adult fighting age males that have no evidence that they're fleeing from anything, often coming over the English channel, or flying in and dumping their ids mid flight, as the head of Ryan Air openly talked about.
>>216930638She has cerebral palsy so it's a physical impairment, not a mental one.
>>216931365Was this guy also plotting to burn hecking chungus 45 year old children running away from a war in Algeria?I knew there will be some maxxvaxxed eurobolshevik gaslighting for his totalitarian nanny state.
>>216931365https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/graham-linehan-uk-arrest-tweet-anti-transgender-police-appeal-for-clarity/you genuinely don't live in the real world
>>216931702So should everyone at the hotel be burnt alive?
>>216931702Oh wow. Should I vote Reform to make all this stop on day one? Tell me more.
>>216931694>to be fairWar cry of euroslave.
>>216931790You cannot vote Reform because you are seething Germoid.
>>216931729>>216931732You can always tell when the Russians are posting as they don't understand than Irish people aren't British.Anyway, I believe we were talking about the crip with the big fat tits before Putin and his weird chums showed up.
Women and minorities have a stranglehold of entitlement in the comedy scene at the moment. If nobody laughs at their jokes they can call it sexists or racist. All the good comedians have to pretend to like their stuff or get cancelled. Half of their material is about being a female comic or a minority and they all recycle the same bits from each other; "british racism is like.." "vagina am i right?". Panel shows are a cancer though and deserve to end a painful unfunny death.
>>216931498>one less pseudo-christian boomer cop in the streetsGOOD
>She is actually really funny >She was a writer for your favourite panel shows>Got hired by channel 4 due to a disability scheme>Co wrote cash grab panel shows not the main shows>All shit anywaydont think I have watched normal tv in england for over a decade it really is just all shit.
>>216932078>Panel shows are a cancer though and deserve to end a painful unfunny death.Lets play a game of "Spot the American".
>>216932114Just got a letter warning me to tell them if I need a tv license. I wouldn't watch any of the shit they peddle. Still warned me that someone might come and check on me as if i was on parole. This is a backwards country.
>>216932037>a guy getting arrested for tweets in the UK>but it doesnt count because the guy is himself an irishman because....IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY??? also something russian bots out of nowherelmao
>>216932191>lets spot the person who loves lazy comedythis is why nobody takes british stand up seriously
>>216932198that is third world type shit dudestill preferable to the baby mutilation of the west, so count your lucky stars I guess
>>216932191Found one already:>>216932198
>>216932237Why would I need to lie about that. If you dont pay you get letters like this. I get them every year and have to update my details online. Its a fucking nuisance. Nobody has come to see me (i would be out working anyway).
>>216930606I hate British people so much, it's unreal
>>216932281Well not this letter but the one warning me that i might get investigated if dont update them. They always send you a letter a week before the deadline to try and catch you out. The fine has actually doubled.
>>216932198I get a letter once every 2 weeks I should have kept them all been getting them for over 7 years now I think would have made quite the display.My disgust and hatred for the covid boosting tv license paying public of Britain makes me glad the country is going to shit so very very fast. I rejoice at my neighbour complaining about her grandkids being the only whites in the classroom. I laugh at people complaining about no availability at the dentists or clinics, no doctor appointments, long waiting times at the hospital. Fuck even no parking at their local shops its all one big fucking joke to me.
>>216932281>>216932322why would you fill out the online document, just stop paying and ignore the letters.
>>216931365>even after BrexitThe gift that keeps on giving.
>>216932341Because im a sheep and i dont want to deal with the hassle. They do make an example of someone every now and then though. Some sap who has no clue gets paraded in public for a flogging so everyone tows the line.
I honestly don't get Anglos and their obsession with the royal family. These are literally the descendants if the people who kept your ancestors in bondage. Why do you give them special rights and privileges? This doesn't even only include the royal family. There are seats in the fucking parliament that are inherited.
>>216928519terrifier-ass smile
>>216932371>A bedbound disabled woman struggling with her mental health after she lost her husband to cancer has been convicted of not paying her TV licence. The 54-year-old woman is among more than 500 people prosecuted and convicted in the last month for not keeping up with the £174.50 annual charge. She revealed her tragic circumstances in a letter as she was prosecuted through the fast-track Single Justice Procedure.nobody can afford that shit either. Its cheaper just sticking with streaming plans.
>>216928519>that's the wall lad
>>216932327>I rejoice atbecause you're demonic and part of the whole thing.
watched the season of taskmaster with her... she had some funny stuff but it took her three times as long to say something as the other panellists. I get giving her a chance but the only reason she has a career is because of sympathy. Its a shame really because stand up should be cutthroat in order to weed out the hacks. The uk promotes these 'entertainers' and drags the whole comedy scenes down with them. They all have support groups as well. Its the same with this austin or new york scene. When you get too comfortable, you get shitty material from back patting circle jerks.
>>216932203>how can i make the post about an english comedian about the UK gov?bad russian bot, bad!
>>216931365>and childrenthere are none, it's all men
>>216928519*BELM*
>>216931727Could have fooled me
>>216932566Don't most of these panel comics have the same agent/s who gatekeep who actually gets to go on the panel shows?
>>216928810sure but a lot of comedy rests on timing and hers is FUCKED
>>21693112312,183 arrests were made in the UK in 2023 under the communications act.
>>216930606she is literally me
>ruins series 19 in your path
>>216931123wrongspeak/wrongthinkit's 1984 over there for whitesmeanwhile muslims can call for shariah with police protection lolbiggest cucks in the west by far, even the french and the swede aren't as far gone
>>216932455So why did she not either pay her tv licence or just watch DVDs or Netflix on it, or just sell the tv?You can do it online its easy, you don't have to leave your bed, or if you can't afford the licence you shouldn't be watching tv, you can't drive a car if you can't afford your annual MOT and tax on it.
>>216930814Imagine living in a third world country where everyone is allowed to run around spreading dissent and trying to indoctrinate people into their racist or revolutionist ideologies.That is america
>>216928810yeah, apart from the fact you're a spastic
all jokes aside why are their teeth always so bad
>>216932281>Ross McTaggartwhy are british names so funny
>>216932037>Irish people aren't British.t. Pradeesh McGupta
>>216932191i mean he's sort of right. bob mortimer and the tiny subset of guests of his ilk are an exception, the rare appearance of a good guest on a panel show doesn't really justify the majority of slop panel shows shit outpanel shows are either hard carried by someone like bob or they are mediocre shit featuring some relatively old unfunny person who is just in the panel show circuit like katherine ryan, someone who is forced upon the audience like rosie jones and you have to endure them, and then some random literally who edinburgh fringe festival industry plant
>>216928519I'll take her over sandi toksvig
>>216933082
>>216932037Irish here, Linehan lives in the UK and does most of his business there. He appreciates Ireland and his Irishness, which is more than can be said for you and your "Britishness". Tracking your posts you're so fucking deluded it's unreal. The people who call for shit to burn down should be arrested but that's not what these cases anons are bringing up relate to.
>>216928810Being a spastic is intrinsically wrong, by definition.
>>216933082nah she was actually funny af
>>216930606is this the english rose bongs are always on about?
>>216931785Unironically burning the hotels is one way to actually get something done about it. Both the businesses and the migrant plague would be disincentivised from doing this shit.
I refuse to believe anyone here actuallu watches panelslop, gameshows and crime drama #1932487343 on British telly.
>>216934322No
>>216930814lots of British people are speaking out against it, and they're even getting jailed for it,why would you hate them and not the British government, this is like saying I hate Trump so I hate all Americans.
>>216932078This would’ve hit in 2017 I bet. Get with the times, gramps. Anti-woke lost. We are they/them and polymorphic again.
>>216928519I'm English and I haven't watched live television in about 15 years. Why would you pay for the govt. to make propaganda against you?And don't fucking say, "well, I like to watch Bob Mortimer" because Bob Mortimer appearing once a week on a talk show is not where that money is going.
>>216932408The Anglo has accepted his fate as an American landing strip in the North Atlantic and has retreated from rationality and sanity for favor of treats and arming Israel. There is no United Kingdom anymore. They are the 51st state and have accepted the dicking and analing.
>>216934706>implying America isn't Israel's greatest ally
Look I know America is fat and retarded too but what the actual fuck is wrong with Britain and British "people"
She should go kill tony
>>216934759ever since Tony Blair got in power, the place has become a giant crab bucket where if you own anything nice, you're evil.
Celebrity Traitors is so retardedly overdramatic with the editing and shit overacting it becomes comical to watch.
>>216933105>they don't know about Belgium
>>216934851non-country
>>216929728Aussie here I need more British slaghagmilfmaxmilkersHate the Aussie accents with a passion all my ex's where part Aussie mostly English The shaggier the better
>>216934911Only countries in Europe are UK and EU.
>>216934787No no no, if you're white and own anything nice, you're evil.
>>216935004so england is a province?
>>216928810Nothing wrong with being blind, but they still can't be taxi drivers.
>>216935008you're right, it's so depressing, can you imagine them giving free iPhones and hotel rooms to homeless white men.
mum was always extra retarded about how i have to be accepting of spasticswas always funny whenever rosie was mentioned as a panelist in anything we'd watch and mum would immediately and without hesitation tell me to "fuck that off can't fucking stand her voice"
I fondly recall her mentioning Greta needs a fingering
>>216934741That’s the sad thing: we’ve roped you into supporting Israel as a client state that has openly collaborated with the royals and the British state to cuck the British male
>>216935189no more brother wars
>>216930606The bitch cheering and clapping looks so smug and self righteous it makes me feel violent. Exactly the sort of cunt who attends pro boat-wog and pro tranny protests.
Its honestly just weird. Her entire career is based on someone seeing her trying stand-up and saying "Lets get this girl into the big leagues!". Its the biggest virtue signal I could possibly imagine. She didn't even have a real career before those people put her in panel shows and comedy gigs. Its literally just a case of some BBC roasties thinking she's brave for attempting comedy, and throwing her at the audience. Literally no merit. Speaking of which:>>216935183All her jokes, when they finally land after 5 minutes of stuttering, are just SEX and MUH VAAAAGEEEA (pause) IIINAA.Its hilariously bad. Plus, that joke about Greta made lefties seethe so much, they put in on her Wikipedia.
>>216928519last year my christian friend came over for Christmas and he said his family were going to watch the royal speech, I said, "you know it's going to be gay."and then a couple of days later he said, "yeah, it was".this Christmas he came over again and said he was off to see the king's speech, and I sort of shrug my eyebrows and didn't mention it, I looked it up and it was gay.How many years is this going to happen.
>>216930606This is just me drunk also who let you bongs post on here? Don't you need a loicense to post now?
>>216928810she's not just spastic she's also deeply mentally retarded
>>216928519I wonder if British comedians ever get imposter syndrome because there's no one around to tell them they aren't funny, I'm certain they do.Everyone is pissed off and them being not funny just makes it even worse because now people don't have the bread and circuses, just bread.
>>216935776I doubt it, they aren't there to amuse the proles, they are there to chortle at each other being so clever and witty while pushing their agenda.
>>216932037British people aren't British either, they're Norman trash.
>>216935852>>216935776Why would we listen to criticism from a bunch of mutt faggots, who mutilate their dicks because their jew overlords demand it, whilst they suck the dick of the nigger?
>>216935776>>216935830It is like 1984. All forms of entertainment are controlled with that extra layer of organised edge to make people think they have some leeway.
>>216935338No they're the kind of people who attent pro boat-wog and anti-trans protests.
>>216933258>so why did she not just lick the bootI unno, maybe she isn't as british as you seem to be.
>>216928810Nothing wrong with being a cripple, but just accept you'll never be a fireman.
>>216936359Bongland might as well be in 1984, only somehow, amazingly, lamer and gayer.
>>216930606This hateful creature inspires the same feelings in me as that vile little midge Davis...
>>216932281>BBC lecture me on climate change>shit half a pound of dead tree through my letter box every year
>>216932281We use to have that shit license in France too, they finally dropped it a few years ago partly because they realised a lot of people were watching tv on other devices so it was unfair for tv owners to pay for something that people without tv can access too. The other alternative would have been to make everybody pay, but the streets would probably have been on fire once again if they did that.
>>216928519look im sorry she’s crippled or whatever but jesus christ even one sentence from her is a goddamn slog, and i have a little stutter myself.>aaawwwwuuuwuhhghg fuuuuuuuck innit hihihiahgagaueuaueuaueuggg!!!>Jimmy Carr: ha! exactly! anyway…
>>216940702More and more people are cancelling their license each year (not as complicated as /tv/ makes it seem) while the USAID money dried up thanks to Americlaps voting in their down syndrome president. This means the license will likely end within 5-10 years. Though with the passivity of our population and the psychopathy of our parliamentarians I can also see them just forcing the entire country into paying. Awful times ahead!
>>216931365There aren't any children. There are barely any British people who work in those hotels and the ones that do are traitors. Not our job to house everyone with problems in the world.>BrexitCongrats on the most retarded post I've seen in years.
>>216931365
>start new season of taskmaster>more than 1 nigger/muslim>mfw
>>216931729Does anyone have the pic of Linehan with the small guy?
>>216941058Nevermind I found it
>>216934588> this is like saying I hate Trump so I hate all AmericansEuros say that all the time though
>>216928810Probably shouldn't try to do standup, though.Some people are not suited for some jobs.I'm claustrophobic so I'd be a terrible astronaut.My GF is a dwarf so she wouldn't be a very good firefighter. If you can't fucking TALK maybe you should stick to writing.
>>216928519There was one year where she nearly ruined my family gathering.>all of us are split up around the world>get together around Christmas and New Years>one tradition is to watch Big Fat Quiz of the Year>all on the sofas, snacks ready, settled in>show starts>this bitch is on it>she's so fucking unbearable that we actually have to turn it off>rewatch an old episode with Noel Fielding and Russell Brand on instead
>>216941219Retards are retards worldwide, there are those of us in both continents who can distinguish between a nation's leader and a nations people.
>>216941219>He fell for the chink D&C spamWhat a moron
>>216932836>2023Wow, and People who want to vote for Reform want to let these people back in again, crazy
>>216942427can you want to want to write your posts a bit better?
Why do so many mutts here not understand how banter works? It's just seething.
>>216930814>I have a deep hatred for the Britishjust like our government
