Riddle me this TVI've been there from the startI have a burning heartYou all will miss me when I departBut I will always restartWhat am I?
somone who looks at 4chan and thinks "this is where I will finally be given the respect and adoration i've been denied everywhere else"
>>216929423Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
Jim Carrey? Is that you?I do not sanction your buffoonery.
>>216929454>>216929460Nope
>>216929423It's Jesus
>>216929423Niggers
>>216929487¿Only buffoon I see is you?
>>216929493>>216929502¿Nope?
>>216929423Stars
>>216929454fpbp
the X Window System?
>>216929523¿CLOSE?
>>216929423moot with heartburn?
fireline #1. ancientline #2. hotline #3. cold without line #4. new ones made (all the time)
>>216929581¿who?
>>216929588¿Nope?
don't torture me with the idea lowtax didn't actually kill himself
>>216929612¿Nope?
¿ It was Earth ?
>>216929612if he saw current Something Awful, i'm sure he would anyway.
>>216929523>>216929588These both work and are valid answers.But the answer OP wants is The Sun./thread
fpbp
>>216929772it meets zero of those four qualifiers, though.
>>216929782why? its exactly what he wanted it to be
lettuce with my dinner.
>>2169297961. Earth is the birth place of us2. Earth's burning core3. You will die without it4. Earth will reform again somewhere
>>216929804nah, it's been taken over by trans activists. i don't just mean some political leaning or political correctness in general, specifically those borderline-autistic transsexual keyboard warriors. an article defending/apologising to furries was even on the front page, since fursection has shades of queerphobia.
>>216929817>4. Earth will reform again somewhereThat one doesn't fit.
>>216929843so exactly what he wanted it to be
>>216929817#3 is the one i'm struggling with, here.
>>216929861
>>216929850How don't you get it?
>>216929931Earth isn't gonna depart and reform. At most we will depart from it, by dying in some kind of extinction event.
>>216929959¿Dang 2deep4me bro?
>>216929423The eternal Jew.
>>216929423
OP, are you genuinely upset that people don't like your riddle?it'll be OK. i promise.
>>216929843There's a front page?
>>216929977This is why I hate riddles.You come up with perfectly reasonable answers that fit and they're declared "wrong" because they're different from the less sensible answer you had in mind at the start.
>>216929454> somone who looks at 4chan and thinks "this is where I will finally be given the respect and adoration i've been denied everywhere else”It’s not like some of us have a choice to be fair. I don’t wanna be a dick but it’s better the people in /r9k/ stay in their containment board than ever interact with any other community.
>>216929996Since you guys didn't like my riddle I'm gonna have to go shoot up a school, the blood is on your hands now.
>>216929454I just come here to say nigger desu.
>>216930019Try making a riddle anon it's fun, even if people don't see eye to eye with it, it makes you think
>>216929860Lowtax was a wifebeating turbochud, Something Awful has probably overgone the most noticeable change of any internet community. It basically went from 4chan to even more extreme Reddit while 4chan only went from 4chan to weird boomer conspiracy theorist racist uncle 4chan.
>>216929423Slim Shady?
>>216930019some AI chatbot did this to me the other day. something that sits on the windowsill, absorbs sunlight...a houseplant!no. it was a cat. but my answer was "very clever".
>>216930064lowtax you're dead lol get off 4chan
>>216930083Gotta think outside the box
>>216929423Uhh, the day?
>>216929423Coomer.>I've been there from the startGenitalia>I have a burning heartAlludes to body temp when horny>You all will miss me when I departCum>But I will always restartRefractory PeriodSo, you came back to die with your stupid riddle, Nigma.
>>216929423The Sun
>>216930143That could work too
>>216930050I live on the screen.I can't be seen.I'm filled with protein.Horns herald my scene.
>>216930064Something Awful's "To Catch a Redditor" thread was over 10 years ago now.their whole objection was that a website on the internet had jailbait images. like that was some genuine issue.
>>216930025you say that because you've never seen kiwifarms
>>216930143Nigma balls
>>216930208WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME WHOS STEVE JOBS
>>216929423the Sun.but because this is /tv/ the scene from Terminator 2 when the fire burns Sarah Connor while she holds onto the fence
>>216929423Mighty Max
>>216930171I got 3 answers1. Succubus2. Cow3. Galactus
The answer has been staring us in the face all along. Bane.>Holy hotheads Batman, of course! But how?That's what I mean to find out, Robin. To the Batcave!
>>216930171Is it a plankton?
>>216930337>SuccubusI guess that kinda works. They're fictional so they can't be seen except on a screen. They're filled with cum and have horns.>CowFirst two don't fit for this one.>GalactusI guess that kinda works in the same vein as the Succubus.But no, not what I was thinking of.
>>216930171Krampus
>>216930381>>216930433NopeI'm going to sleep so I'll give the answer.HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>216930171horned beetle, the kind that you find your windscreen.
>>216930480That's pretty good, I'm guessing the horns is for him turning heel. Also wrestling is gay
>>216929423CIA meme for Big Guys like me.
>>216930526lol no, it's for the trumpets in his intro music
>>216930552Lol oh yeah, you're still a fag
