I just got hired to write a show for Apple and I'm kinda running into a brick wall. Where should I go from this?I'm trying to write it as a book first because it's supposed to be like a 8 ep, 3 years per season "novel" show but for some reason I have a deadline and I put it off, I have a meeting tomorrowPlease help me write this 4chimp
I added to it. How do I stretch this out for 8 episodes a season???? I got this gig off my jew parents paying for my college for like 6 years
for the love of god, learn cursive.
>>216929528Nice fountain pen. I only get the cheapo German ones, but they're nice.
I think it's fucking great. This is the most creative thing anyone on /tv/ has done in about 5 years. Did you get kicked off of /lit/?
>>216929580>Ball sack and pubes
>>216929641That's my nose, I'm half Jewish
Well, that's Episode 1. What happens in Episode 2? Remember it's supposed to be a slow burn with really good cinematography
>>216929628I love looking at the light being reflected in the ink.
>>216929580>Posting your nuts>Using a fountain pen but not writing in cursiveI am equally digusted by both.
>>216929528Rightism is a human virus and disease
You're seriously writing it by hand instead of typing?
>>216929646get back in the oven
>>216929528You are the artist equivalent to buying a $2k Cintiq, a 100 bucks glove, an $800 folding table, a $400 chair with back support, two spare stylus for 200, and asking how to draw in perspective because you need to deliver a commission on Monday
>>216929743I'm a post-left anarchist. Think Bob Black, Wolfi Landstreicher. There is no law in my land anymore, now that the federal government has made is very clear that they don't abide by their own rules. I am neither commie nor chud, smoothbrain.>>216929732That wasn't my nuts, it was my flaccid penis, but only a hint of itGod damn you guys really cannot move a plot forward, don't bitch about Severance, Pluribus, From, or whatever if you can't actually write anything
>>216929749>>216929785>bitches about everything>posts nothingWhatever crybaby
>>216929928cute dog OP
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of the' if you catch my drift.
bro just put some pants on
>>216929528How many words equal an episode? And a season? Asking for a friend? Stop showing your penis you bloody benchod whore bitch lesiban motherfucker bitch
>>216929940i refer to it as my hawg but I'll take the complimentI don't own a pet, my last one was a hamster that shit itself and died last year after I bought it from petco. broke my heart actually, lil feller lasted like 3 months and I took it to the vet and everythingI know retard homeless people with like dogs and cats and parrots that they've had for years.Anyway is anyone gonna help me do my job for free or not, I have a deadline and my boss is gonna be mad, she's a real cunt
>>216930002Suck a bag of dicks
Is this a Vince Gilligan thread?
>>216929980I never showed me cock once, words per episode do not matter as long as there is atmosphere and plot ("My name is Manousos Alvierdo, I am not one of them, I want to save the world" x 1000 got a $15m budget for an hour), fuck you, you go write a tv show before you criticize one but please help me with this one for freeDon't whinge about the quality of entertainment if you can't even help the process at all, this is why we make slop for you, you are all lazy retards.
>>216930032I'm pretty sure Vinnie just posted a slight glimpse of his penis skin and a whiff of his ballsack as a personal fuck you to everyone here, but I'm not certain because I'm not plurbed
>>216930047You already seem to know what to do why ask for help nigger? Just do it nike
>>216929627>OPs usual writing implement
OP, are you the same guy who was doing Vocaroo "impressions" last week?
>>216930094That's your job, you opinionated bitches complain about anything anyone does so here, have some input. Put up or shut up. Where does my story go? I've noticed a lot of whining and yet I am the only one making art here. Everyone's a critic. This is why I get paid to write and you don't.
>>216930108What I am holding right now costs more than you ever will make in your lifetime, pleb.
>>216930113Would you like me to do a voice impression for you right now? But no, I'm not.
OP i hope you can lose weight in the new year.
>>216930206I hope you can get over the poverty line without moving out of your parents' place, but they still love you probably and you'll finally make it by 40
>Hey smart guy, I see you complained that the thread you are posting in on /tv/ is extremely poor quality and full of spam, but did you post something that I can judge to be better than the spam I post, RETARD??? Then you can't complainAll these fuckers btfo by the fact that nobody can continue OP's story. What happens to Nigger McGee after the butterfly scene? I wanna know. You people are so uncreative, and so fucking whiny, and so quick to call each other whiny and uncreative at the first sign of criticism when you post SLOP.
>>216930154Jesus fuck I'm gonna be sick.
I feel like I'm being psyopped. I got inundated with ads and videos on fountain pens some some couple weeks ago and just ordered a pilot custom 743. Now this post shows up having never seen anyone ever make a post with a visible fountain pen.
>>216929528Don't you get paid like 10 - 25 grand for that?I ain't doing your job for you.
>>216929853>post-left anarchistL O LMAO
>216930242last replyGood luck Ariel.
