Why didn’t he just get a glass eye?
>>216929713he was a pretentious writer. trust me he was fucking THRILLED to have an eyepatch. it made him seem interesting and ensures everyone everywhere is gonna ask about it.
why do they bother with eye patches at all? is the light they CAN see distracting, or something?
>>216929713Glass eye?
>>216929713It's a reference to The Man in the Hathaway Shirt. Which was a famous advertising campaign. Created by David Ogilvy, a famous advertising man.
>>216929822he had an EYE for advertising hahaha, get it? he has one EYE
>>216929757Well in Ken’s case he got his eye shot out. So I think it’s just a hole there, they don’t usually leave a mangled eye in do they?
>>216929727You could just wear a leopard hat or a fur coat to get the same reaction desu.
>>216930158that's absolutely not the same as an eyepatch. that's faggy. an eyepatch is mysterious, masculine, and pirate like.
>>216930699>that's faggyGirls disagree.
>>216929839I don't get it. David Ogilvy hat both of his eyes?
A GLASS EYE IS UNCANNY, UGLY, UNLIKE AN EYEPATCH.
The eyepatch is a killer look for an executive, it gives him a certain mystique.
>>216929757Usually to cover the eye that's scarred looking or possible empty.
>>216929713Columbo has a glass eye
