Finally Rebels aren't ass
>>216930096that was cool
>>216930096Where the fuck is that playing? I thought it wasn't out until May 2026?
imagine liking ai when real film making exist
whoa guys this was DEFINITELY one continuous take, it's seamless!
this shit is gonna make less than 300 milly at the box office
>>216930096Why must we still endure these 'epic' one-take gun-fu hallway scenes
>>216930096>Throws knife and then grabs it one second later>mfw
>>216930096Now that looks Christian
This ISN'T coming out 3 years too late for anyone to care, everyone is still VERY excited about the Mandalorian in 2026.
>>216930174because it keeps getting easier while quick cuts keep looking shittier
>>216930096its like john wick
why are the walkers slowly walking along a precarious cliff in a universe full of spaceships?
>>216930096The Mandalorian was so cool when he was a cold-blooded bounty hunter Boba Fett ripoff. Too bad that barely lasted an episode and the show's been a lame babysitting/girlboss/glupshitto vehicle ever since. Fuck Disney.
>>216930584>THE FORCE IS FEMALE
>Character slowly walks through enclosed hallway while completely impervious to damage Did Faveru not get the message that this is boring after 3 seasons of this shit?
>>216930243The Mandalorian came out 10 years too late for a Boba Fett TV series. they even had to paint him silver and call him something else.
>>216930715it's weird enough in the first scene of the first Star Wars tbqh. but at least there you're actually thinking>whoa there, C-3PO. be careful, you could get shot!
>>216930096Why does it feel so overproduced? I swear, the OG trilogy never felt like this.
>>216930753Computers. Back in 1979 it would have ruined the budget to light everything up like Christmas trees and they used subdued lighting to hide shortcoming. Not anymore on both because restraint is gone.
i can tell from the lighting, that's a real set on a real soundstage. they actually built that interior, just for this one scene.
>>216930096I like the fact that there is literally zero tension in this scene, because the main character is wearing invulnerable, indestructible armor that can tank any amount of laser shots without any consequence. Excellent storytelling. Main character is almost always never in danger. Way to go. I am on the edge of my seat.Imagine watching and caring for anything Star Wars not made by George Lucas. Literal fanfiction garbage. I hope you at least get paid for posting this shit.
>>216930753>>216930767the prominent set lighting changes makes it feel like a park ride.
>>216930782>tension >storytellingMate this is the 'entrance' of the known character. There should be nothing that matters going on just him 'doing the moves' because this is the time when the audience is whooping and literally shouting "I know this!" "This is who I came to see!". They're not here for a fucking story they're here to get a 'fix' of their familiar thing.Current day star wars is just 'show the ip'
>>216930852Moves are not even good. He is slow and clumsy. This is just terrible slop. Meaningless noise that signifies nothing.
>>216930887it probably is sold much better with sound, i notice most scenes look fake without sound, but i'm not gonna watch it because i'm not 10 years old
>>216930096Everything Disney does with this franchise is just so amateurish.
>>216930584Why did walkers walk up to Echo Base instead of landing on top of it?
looks alright
>>216930782This is pretty obviously the cold open to establish him as the cool badass before the stakes are risen
>>216930096At least show some laser blasts bouncing off his armour or something. He's standing out in the open in the middle of a corridor full of soldiers who themselves are behind cover, he should be taking dozens of hits.
>>216931084They just like walkin
that was terrible.wtf did he throw at the third dude? a knife?
>>216930584A good question, for another time.
Filoni is a hack. The show was good at first despite him, not because of him.
>forced cinematography
Filoni has done far more damage to Star Wars then Kathleen Kennedy or Ruin Johnson.
>supposed battle armor can't protect you against a knife >supposed battle armor can't protect you against fire>supposed battle armor can't even protect you against being fucking kicked
>>216930096>John Wick with a bunch of plastic toys
>>216930782I don't think theres a single scene in the prequels with tension when the Jedi just deflect every laser shot at them.
>>216933857And if they can't deflect them they could Force run away at 70 mph
>>216931084The Last Jedi did this lol
>>216930167It will probably pull 500m, which is good since its budget is 180m (the 'cheapest' Disney Wars movie)
>>216933857Yeah sure they totally to survive being bound in Geonosis or the fight on MustafarFucking retard. Lucas knew how to do stakes unlike Didney. Not once in Mando does the main character feel threatened at all, he's just an OP Filoni character going around beating everyone like the Gary Stu he is.
>>216933719Notoriously armor in Star Wars can protect you from blaster bolts or everything else. Not both.
>>216933689Mandalorian was never good. First season was like TFA, overrated because of the whole "STAR WARS IS HECKIN' BACK!!!1" hype train, and much like TFA people went back and saw how bad it was. Same will happen with Andor
>>216930096he threw a knife into a guy for no apparent reason and then torched him with a flamethrower so he could die the most horrific, painful death possible. this makes no sense unless the mandorian is a psychopath who gets off on the pain of others. i wouldn't be surprised if he jerks off to the memory of his victims' screams later.
>>216934572Star Wars has always been bad.
>>216930096>troopers still can't hit a stationary targetThis meme really does need to end. Might as well just dress them in clown suites because anytime they're on screen you know they're fucking useless fodder.
Star Wars hate after the sequel trilogy ended feels incredibly forced.
>>216934653that's their job, being something the good guys can shoot at
>>216934660It didn't end. They still exist. They are still canon. Everything that comes before or after them is forever tainted by their existence.
>>216934714It's fiction
>>216930096The Empire looks so fucking cool. FUCK rebel scum.
>>216934653Disney is too fucking stupid and incompetent to write threatening villains. Remember their main consult guy is fucking Filoni who ruined the droids completely by making them jokesNow look at the Empire in every single shit product Disney has ever pumped out:>Empire in Rebels is so fucking incompetent that they lose to a group of random teens REPEATEDLY>Empire in Rogue One is led by a guy even more pathetic than General Hux going around being mocked by everyone for being an incompetent tool>Empire in Andor is comically evil, they rape people just because and crush civilians for no reason yet they're too incompetent to stop a small revolt on some shitty Outer Rim planet
>>216930096Why is all the shit just randomly cluttered across the floor?
>>216934660>feels incredibly forcedOn the contrary, it is incredibly effortless.
>>216934761So why do you care if people hate it?
>>216934877>authenthically lived in>diversity
>>216934894Why would I care when I think it feels forced
