Why haven’t you bought Glamdring yet?
no sword licence.
>>216930353Because I’d know its not the real thing.
>>216930353I refuse to own a dulled blade.
>>216930353I got a cockring tho, my woman loves it when i fuck her in the pussy with it.
>>216930353Because Aragorn's sword is miles better looking.
This is a good sword
>>216930353did someone fuck an owl next to this dagger?
>>216930590for you
>>216930353Why didn't they just nuke Sauron?
Toy sword fullers continue straight into the grip, so moisture can get in and rot the handle.
It's not a real sword.
>>216930556Aragon wields a glorified boxcutter.Sting was a superior sword. Imagine going on a quest and being blademogged by the halfling.
>>216930353Because im over 12
>>216930353>GlamdringIf it were real and not just reproductions I wouldnt consider myself worthy to wield it.
>>216930353Because I already own Conan's Atlantean Sword you fucking nerd.
>>216933197KWAB
>>216930371It's hard to be a Bong.
>>216930353I live in the UK and they'll put me in the nick for owning that
>>216930371>>216934574>>216934934But only curved swords are illegal in Bongistanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUYfd8hw1hQI can't find the video where he ordered two Chinese dao swords. One was a straight Tang dao, the other a curved Ming dao. The straight dao arrived no problem but the curved one got opened and examined by customs and he was summoned by them lol
>>216932321>swordSting was quite literally a dagger in the hands of a full grown manit glowing in the presence of goblins was cool as shit though. A purpose-built weapon from a bygone age. Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/CQZ1Ybq6akI?si=bkDeDSvTitY8dLLH
>>216932475Why didn't you buy one before you were 12?
>>216930353why does an elven sword have runes on it
>>216930556Strider is nice but Anduril is sex.>>216930397>>216932210LotR swords are (un)surprisingly great functional cutters because they're only slightly stylized historical longswords.https://youtu.be/6Yc5qFDuySU?t=632
And MY axe!The blade of this thing is actually hideous and I hate how it’s defined dwarf aesthetics
>>216930371same
>>216930353Used to play a game with my pals where we threw a broadsword into the air and then run away
>>216935822Jesus Christ be praised, Henry...
>>216935767It’s janky in a way that looks like a child’s attempt at cutting an axe shape from construction paper. None of the angles of it actually flow to make sense stylistically. Literally what the fuck was the prop artist trying to do?
>>216935822we did the same in highschool only it was a coke bottle filled with gravel
>>216935767>>216935908Do you not watch Forged in Fire? It's just a Danish axe. A WHFB dwarf axe would have looked ridiculous.
>>216936050>it’s just a Danish axe It’s not though. Are you blind? In fact, just a standard Viking axe head on that haft with maybe some golden etching to make it look appropriately fantasy would have been kino. Even pic related that’s just a standard bearded axe has those stupid, clumsy angles. Again, what the FUCK was their vision here?
>>216933197>not his father's swordI don't care if it got stolen and then destroyed by Conan's atlantean steel blade, you should be ashamed of yourself.High on His mountain, Crom laughs at you.
>>216937008Keeping his father's lesser sword than the literal physical embodiment of primordial truth because le tradition is exactly why you don't grasp the Riddle of Steel.
Denethor’s sword is underrated considering there was basically no reason to even given him one to begin with. >>216937008Atlantean sword mogs. Cope.
>>216937074>there was basically no reason to even given him one to begin with.Do you not know? In Hacksonverse everyone can be a FIGHTA! Fight kill slay battle more battle orcs conflicts kill kill kill kill What did the people of Minas Tirith eat? No time for that, we're gonna FOOOOOOOOOOOOGHT
I have a master sword
>>216937219cool
>>216937074thats a suicide sword. cut your wrists using that thing, very thematic.
Get on my level Gondorlets
>>216937151What was Ancalagon the Black’s diet in your gritty realistic reboot? Continents?
Get on mu level plebs
>>216933197very nice sword, sword mogs most
>>216939159>that paper weight because he’s too dyel to actually lift Gut’s real sword
>>216939274Shameful. Atleast put some fucking wd40 on it to try to prevent rust.
>>216930353
>>216930397Buying stage weapons you can actually play with and beat around is better than a real sword that’s just going to be a wall hanger regardless.
>>216939274Why didn't you oil it against rust
>>216939465Buying a sharp tool steel executioner sword and just demolishing random shit is better.
For me, it's the Witch King of Angmar's sword.
I tried to buy one of these online but when I went to pay there was a box I had to check that says I acknowledge I am forfeiting any future potential to find a mate or procreate
>>216939551Unironically buy from Cold Steel if you just want something stupid and deadly that you won’t feel bad if it’s damaged.
>>216939159>Troonserk
>>216939350it's pronounced "escalibur", dipshit
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>>216939758While you were partying, I studied the blade and gardening.
>>216930353I'm saving up for Gurthang instead (because no lord or loyalty does it know, save the hand that wields it, and from no blood will it shrink).Yeah, it might be a little short compared to Glamdring or Andúril, but (I've been told) length isn't as important as gurth.
>>216930353I had a DSA Sage. Sold it though, sadly. Crossguard got loose after I fell on it slipping down a slippery stoop in the dead of winter because my neighbor thought someone was threatening him. So my buddy and I went out to investigate. I had my Sage(Glamdring) and buddy had my flanged mace.
Orcrist is fucking sick, although it seems like it would be more ergonomic if the fang was turned concave.
>>216932321Still have my Sting
>all the mono-weapon scrubs itt
No Highlander fags itt? Come on
>>216940935Heater shield+ mace
>>216939159nice quarter size Berserk sword you got there pal
>>216940935Prepare my equipement, we have orc sights in the dark mountains.I bring a Squad.
>>216939159that's even not a sword. that's a hunk of iron.
>>216937074Denethor literally sleeps in armor.
>>216930590How did he keep a straight face while saying that?
Official Weapons Money Wasting LOTR Mallshit TierlistI Also Am An Enjoyer of The Popular Thing Fellow Fans Tier>Sting>Anduril >OrcristNewfag Tier>Narsil)>Herugrim>Ringwraith ArmamentsI Just Think They're Neat Tier>Thranduil's Sword>Strider's knife (Elven)>HadhafangFan Tier>Unnamed Ranger's Sword>Unnamed Gondor's Hero Sword>Unnamed Hobbit Sword>Unnamed Uruk SwordGiga-Based Tier>Staff of the Grey (Fellowship)>Horn of Gondor>Sting (with scabbard)>Anduril (with scabbard)>Light of Earendil[POWER GAP]Doublenigger faggot kys tier>Glamdring>Staff of the White>Sting (the Hobbit)
>>216940456>sentient sword enters a suicide pact with you because you dishonorably killed an innocent man with itGurthang is the coolest sword in fiction.
Where can I buy Sauron's mace
>>216944466Checked.
>>216943981>Mallshit Tierlist>buying decorative wall hangers instead of fully functional recreationsNGMI
Glamdring was owned by Turgon the king of Gondolin and its twin that is buried with Thorin in his tomb in Erebor was owned by Ecthelion. Thorins sword justed multiple balrogs
>>216943981>he forgot Fingolfins sword Ringil the only weapon to seriously harm Morgoth (Berens knife Angrist that caused a cut on morgoths cheek when he attempted to cut a second silmaril from his crown is the only other)>>216944466Chad. Also made by Telchar iirc. Or was gurthang made by Eol the dark elf out of meteorite?
>/tv/ are esteemed orc posters >no love for the tacticool utility of Isengard craftsmanship Horse fuckers itt
>>216930353Owning swords is illegal where i live in Australia now.
>>216945922what are you supposed to use to fight the Roos with?
>>216945950They stay out of cities mostly
>>216945922Religious exemption for scimitars not withstanding
You guys are the people I should be friends withWhy dont I know any of you irl and how can I recognize you
>>216946028I think scimitar are still illegal but Hindus got a religious exemption for some knife that they like to carry which is meant to be important or something. And now there's consideration for jews to be allowed armed security. So while everyone else is having their guns and swords taken off them brown people and jews get to keep them. Really makes you think.
>>216945978Only because they're fearful of sword wielders. Once they hear the news, the infestation will begin
>>216945882Made by Eol the edgelord from a meteorite, yes. His son was a literal incel.
>draws katana
>>216946091We’re all hiding our power levels
>>216940810based
hey guys can I hang out here?
>>216947893The battle at the beginning of Fellowship was so epic and amazing. Nothing else topped it. And that magic has never returned. Now Elves just always feel lame.
>>216939674I liked the ringwraith's swords.
Still better than those klingon "swords"
I've always wanted the rankin and bass version of sting but it's something id have to commission.
>>216943981Replica Orcrist is heavy and shouldn't be for an elfish swordIt should be a hollow blade somehowAlso the reviews say the pommel is where the excess weight is and the sharpened end of the pommel will eat a hole in your hand
>>216947858I remember that Chudcel from unfinished tales I think. Chuddery of civilization-wrecking proportions. He was essentially Judas of Arda
Witch King’s mace in the unused footage is the coolest thing that never was This is how he looks in the rotk gba game and it always baffled me.[/spolier]
