Rush
>we must fix the galactica
universe was shit and I'm tired of pretending s2 was better
>>216931388Always wondered if women find him attractive
>>216931388>That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.
>>216931388The only reason SGU was made was because the Producers for Stargate were jealous man-babies. They jealous of Battlestar Galactica's writing and awards. The Producers said, "We can do that too! We can write drama too!"Then canceled all other Stargate Shows (despite goods ratings) and dumped all their resource into making SGU.The Producers even had a blog (which is now deleted) where they directly argued with fans and told them SGU was so good and amazing.SGU was a disaster.
>>216931579Kek
>>216931647The worst thing about it was that by the latter half of S2, they finally realised where they fucked up and were starting to make the show half-decent.Then it was cancelled and it took 14 years for them to announce a new stargate show
>>216931647Could have worked if they actually followed through with what the show was and what the viewers wanted - gate exploration, space exploration, new environments, mysteries, non-human ayy lmaos, etc. What did we get instead? - teen angst, love triangles, pointless and forced interpersonal drama, Lucia Alliance (no one cares) and most of all EPISODES DEDICATED TO CRIPPLES BACK ON EARTH WTF... if you want that shit do a day time drama about it, don;t force it into a space exploration series.
For me it's the Ursini spaceship. Peak design.
>my harem
all stargates come with a price
>>216932350blonde to the right could get it
>>216932378>the berzerker drones can replicate themselvesSo replicators for the third time just slightly different? Very original.
>>216932378>>216932398Based, at least we got something different as a design for a change
>>216932447>"When in doubt - replicate!" - Joseph Mallozzi probably
>>216932469>oh no it's emperor palpatine
>>216932492One of my favourite sequences. Amazing CGI.
braids are my weakness hnngg
>>216932750>when the extra is hotter than the main actresslel
>S5>having trouble deflecting an asteroid>have to go salvage a cargo ship as a delivery platform for the nuke>3-4 years later>a fleet of battleship/carrier hybrids capable of travel between galaxiesI lol'd
>>216933359In the stargate timeline jeets were never given visas. The alien tech was classified so they couldn't use foreign contractors.
>>216931388Top5 favorite characters in SG for me. Actor did 80% if job though. Back then everyone wanted their own Doctor House character and Rush was the most entertaining iteration.
>>216933972based
Test
>>216931511I kinda loved it. The rest of the Stargate series is shit
>>216931647atlantis was so much better than universe it's incredible but even today you have some retards (probably redditors with funko pop collections) who will say sgu was great
>>216934426That's because they find clips of SGU battles on YouTube and say in the comments "Wow this show is awesome! Why did they cancel it??? It deserves more seasons!"But these fools don't realize they are only seeing the highlights and battle scenes. The commenters don't have to sit there for multiple episodes filled with endless drama each week. Old Stargate fans had to wait weeks for something interesting to happen on SGU. It was a disaster.
Riddle me this: why are SGA seasons 4 and 5 so poorly lit?>>216921727>>216921838>>216921879>>216921925>>216921995>>216922030>>216922148
that bsg prequel series (I think it was just called Caprica) was a better show than SGU and they cancelled that too
I liked Universe, but after they cancelled Atlantis there was no way it was going to stand on its own, not enough weirdos like me to watch it
>>216934622I'll cancel you with a Zat'Nig'Tel, son of a bloody bitch
>>216934712lel
>>216934821holy based
Making Reese the replicator creator was retarded.
>>216935079>I didn't mean to>it wasn't my faultSG redpilling us on women for 20 years
>>216934622Caprica sucks too.The fans were asking BSG creators and SciFi channel to make a prequel series set during the Cylon War. Ron Moore replied to fans and said he was too tired of space, and wanted to do a series set on a planet. So we got Caprica. The ratings sucked. SciFi canceled the show and said "hurt durr I guess BSG isn't popular anymore."
>>216935274they cast some absolute whore as the lead kek
>>216935274caprica sucked for the first n-2 episodes but then the last episode or two started to get good before they canceled it
>>216934712>>216931999>>216931647>>216931388I can respect that the Stargate Producers wanting to make something different and make a serious show. Fine sure. I get it. But they were too cowardly to make a brand new franchise and a brand new story. Instead they tried to force Stargate to be super serious. You spend 16 years making an action-adventure Stargate franchise. You can't suddenly undo that.They should have just made a new show. How hard is it to make a Scifi series about a being lost in space on an old and ancient ship. It didn't need to be tied to Stargate at all.
>>216931388>two chicks at the same time
>>216931579>goes back in time>still tries to screw himself overThe guy is an absolute twat.
>>216935519he was based, you can't name a single time he was was wrong
>>216935550
>>216931511It's the only good Stargate show You're just a poofter retard
>>216936042> Humanity's true Messiah
>>216936042>goes even further back in time>shoots himself
they hated him because he told them the truth
>>216936266wow
>>216936266The drama writing was so bad in this show.
>>216932447They wanted to do a more realistic version, like a von Neumann type of probes, but imo they failed, these drones were much less interesting than the original replicators
>>216935387>Instead they tried to force Stargate to be super seriousIt's not that they made it serious, it's that they made it boring and stupid. No one cares about interpersonal drama, no one cares about shitty characters with whom they can't empathize, no one cares about politics.They took a very interesting concept and made the worst possible decision about at every single turn. The tried hard to course correct in the second season but it was way too late
>>216936266>do you know what a show mostly watched by nerds needs? For the nerd characters to be constantly humiliated and cucked. It's not enough Elli got cucked, lets get this guy cucked by the black guy, that will get us more viewers
>>216936655ya I wouldn't mind more serious take on stargate but universe wasn't right way to do it. Ended up being more like soap opera from what I remember.
>>216936698at that point stargate had a massive female following too.have you ever tried looking up stargate things on youtube? it's filled with those girly "jack <3 sam" tier music video homageshttps://youtu.be/xEqvVTBSiK8you think men make these?
>>216931388SGU is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>216936913There were still much less women watching the show then there were men. I'm not even sure what demographics they tried to capture other than the BSG one cause they pissed everyone: original stargate fans were pissed at the tone, SGA fans were pissed they cancelled SGA for this, nerds were pissed Eli was getting cucked, BSG fans were pissed this was trying to rip it off.
>>216937082"the nerds" don't give a fuck about eli.they don't project themselves on him just because he's the nerd character. he was a fat unlikable goofus from the very first moment he was introduced and he doesn't belong in stargate.the only characters i cared about even slightly were rush and young. everyone else on the cast was a fuckhead.
>>216937583the doctor was super fucking hot, but sadly married a nog irl
>>216935418Three
>>216938025based Rush
>one group will protect you>the rest will try to kill youChoose wiselyTV show restrictions apply, so no reality bending Ori or wanked out feats and tech that are not seen onscreen.
>>216938692Replicators + Asurans > Asgard + Vanir > Ori > Wraith > GOOLD > Nakai + Urisni + Drones >: power gap > literally a group of /tv/ anons > GeniiObviously replicators. I'll get to live in some comfy asteroid with mechanical servants and RepliCarter while my minions scour the universe of bio-vermin and incorporating the Universe drones.There better not be someone claiming Ori > Asgard
Go fucking eat a loaded shotgun barrel you insipid retard namefaggot, Ori >>>> All.
>>216938025correction: two chicks, one hag
>>216938871SEETHING Orifag lmao. Asgard beams melt Ori toilet ships like butter, we have seen it. Your faction are LITERALLY peasants with some guns and a dozen spaceship.
>>216938692You should put all Pegasus humans in one group not just the Genii. So include Ronon's people, the travellers, medieval Ancient city and teleporting Runner.
>>216937079I thought SGU was better than BSG.
>>216938909Ori followers aren't Ori, Ori are all powerfulI will kiss Adria and tell on you and she will turn your urethra inside out
>>216938937Still makes me lol that it was Landry of all people in command that dabbed on the Ori
>>216938937God I love the Daedalus class + Asgard beams so much although the anon that wants human weapons only does have a point
>>216938911fuck that's a good idea, hold on
>>216938911>>216939019Will that really make a difference? None of them could fight off the Wraith, let alone the other villain factions.
>>216939029kino
>>216938911>>216939051They get the more space lel
>>216939292the most* fuck me
>>216939292Replicators team > Asgard team > Ori > Wraith > GOOLD > Universe xeno team > Atlantis scrub team
>>216939292>big ass traveler ship>literally a pile of junkpl I lold
>>216931647>despite goods ratingsBoth SG1 and SGA's ratings tanked in the later seasons. By the end they were struggling just as much as SGU. And it's not surprising. The whole Ori plot was dull and most of the cast in SG-1 was pretty checked out by S9/10, and Atlantis struggled to come up with any compelling plot arcs after they wrapped up all the Asuran stuff.
>>216932253felt like something out of space engineers. very comfy.
>>216939430>SG1 and SGA ratings match perfectlyWhich shows the audience is the same. The retards should have understood that while making SGU for "modern audiences" and women.
>>216935387The show's biggest flaw was that they wanted to have their cake and eat it to. They wanted a crew stranded in the middle of nowhere with their seemingly only hope of ever returning being to discover and complete the ship's mysterious mission... but also wanted to keep bringing back stuff from Earth and the OG SG crew, hence why we got retarded shit like the constant Ancient communication stone B-plots that weighed the show down like an anchor.The result is that the show never felt like it really got to break away and be its own thing.
SGU is comfy on rewatch as long as you skip every URF scene and every episode with relationship drama. S2 especially so
>>216939502It also shows the audience was getting equally bored with both shows and jumping ship.
>>216939617this
>>216936655>No one cares about interpersonal dramaFor all it faults, the characters in Battlestar were good so you cared about conflict. The characters in SGU only existed to provide a canvas for "interpersonal drama." Its the ole cake made of frosting thing.
I just watched Stargate Continucum for the first time and it was a blast.
>>216939765based
>>216939765Ba'al's time travel bunker is supremely comfy.>gate>rings>control console (to watch SG1 epsiodes)>supercomputer (to store the episodes)>holographic displays>endless pit>walkways without railingsProbably my favourite location in all of Stargate
>>216939868Teal'c blew it up thougheverin that timeline at least
>>216939916>thougheverRemember when we discussed not using reddit speak here, anon?
>>216939937:( Baal is cool af, he deserved better
>>216939937>>216939986he is still a snek and meeds to get BTFO
>>216939965one could argue, per se
>>216939986It was a clone. The real one was in the extraction chamber getting his snake removed.
>>216939937I haven't seen Continuum in a while but how did this happen, I thought Setesh btfo'd Baal halfway through the movie?
>>216940639temporal devicetime machine
>>216931511Universe was good and i'm tired of pretending S1 was bad
>>216941420if it is so good, how come I can only find shit quality torrents
>>216941463Sounds like your search skills are not good
>>216932447Replicators were malicious, and at least somewhat sapientBerzerkers were dumb automatons who ended up destroying their creators and turned into paperclip maximizers, sterilising the entire galaxy of civilised life.The difference is between bad guy of the week and something resembling cosmic horror, a force you cannot bargain with, it doesn't even hate you, you've just met its pre-programmed definition of a target.
>>216940559>filenametop kek
>>216934618Season 9 of sg-1 is also kinda mid when it comes to lighting, a straight downgrade compared to the early seasons. I think they were made around the same time so probably just a choice of equipment
>>216941587>Replicators were malicious, and at least somewhat sapientUm...https://youtu.be/Kcc0dbwfMRg?si=Eb0xJ2pgXFETlE3_&t=51
>>216931388sgu was essentially days of our lives in space, and i'm tired of pretending otherwise.
>>216937082>still much less womenfewer
Why do sci-fi franchises like Star Trek and Stargate think they have to pander exclusively to women when women were already watching and jilling off to all the shipping possibilities and saying how based & nothing wrong the male villains are
>>216941587Replicators were completely ruined by the addition of the human-forms. They stopped being 'a cosmic horror you cannot bargain with', and became New Goa'uld. The whole reason they were an interesting threat when they were introduced is because they're as far away from humanoid as you could make a threat. They have their own logic and way of doing things, but you're not privy to any of their thought process; they didn't monologue about their plans or engage in melodramatic banter with the protagonists, they just fucked shit up, relentlessly, unstoppably, with the protagonists having to come up with more desperate and innovative plans each time to stop them.... and then they turned into every other antagonist in the show.
>>216941518nah must be the show
>>216934618Production got cheap and lazy. It takes time, effort, and money to plan out really good lighting for dramatic effect. It takes zero effort and very little money to do lazy even lighting like a soap opera shitting out 260 episodes a year.
>>216941795>they just fucked shit up, relentlessly, unstoppablyNice description. Years ago we had a lengthy discussion about the Replicators and the consensus at the end was that they should have kept the Replicators as unknowable cosmic horror bugs while the Asurans should have been the only human forms (unable to take other forms).
>>216932104it looked like the show was going to completely open up into a real awesome scifi that could go on for years then it got all weird soap opera then cancelled
>>216939430The later seasons were also affected by people watching them on the internet. The earlier seasons you had to watch on your tv, but by the end everyone would just torrent it
>>216941943pretty much
>>216933359>1944>lose tens of thousands of lives and aircraft trying to bomb a few industrial districts over months of time>1945>evaporate two entire cities in five minutes for zero losses It do be like that sometimes.
>>216941972Guilty
>>216936103its just a lazy attempt at copying BSG but has no plot and no interesting characters. I was interested for like 2 episodes because there was tension with the nigger aiming guns at everyone and Rush vs Commander but then it evaporated after a few more it was replaced by horrendously boring stakeless drama and weird stone zapping sex scenes and I dropped it
>>216941985you know what... you got me there, I concede
>>216942025>but has no plot and no interesting characters.The plot and characters are fine, it's the writing that sucked. A signal in the beginning of the universe and the Destiny chasing it is fascinating stuff. Rush, Young, even Eli are pretty good.
>>216942094>A signal in the beginning of the universe and the Destiny chasing it is fascinating stuff. But we don't even learn that until halfway through season 2
>>216942094i dont even remember any character names besides rush, that's how dull they are
I'm watching Dead Like Me now because of the SG diner scene. Expecting O'Neill to show up any minute to pick up this 15 year old.
>>216939430You are forgetting the fact that SG1 and SGA had MASSIVELY better DVD and Blu-ray sales compared to SGU.
ahemSO WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING SIGNAL IN SGU???????????????
>>216939617>SGU is comfy as long as you skip 70% of the show and only focus on the cool stuff.Lmao.
>>216942187We don't know. BUTKnowing the show runners and writers and what they like - probably the Destiny itself sent the signal though some time loop retardation and Rush was the one that set the parameters for the early universe thus making it habitable https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fine-tuned_universe... and making him incidentally a god.
>>216942308that's retarded, so instantly plausible
>>216942308>>216942411that's literally what they would do
>>216942308>>216942411>>216942448 grim
>>216932104When they tried to present the Lucian Alliance as a credible threat, this band of retarded pirates who just so happened to get their hands on a handful of Goold ships.I get the post-Soviet rag head commentary they were going for, but they were just too stupid to take seriously.
>>216942607Yup. There might be a way to make it work, but they failed lol. I did like the actor playing their leader.
>>216942703It's the way they approached it that made me roll my eyes.Earth has fought and defeated the Goa'uld, the Replicators, the Ori. But here comes the Lucian Alliance and everyone at the SGC is like AAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO SCARY WTFFFFFFFFF
>that time a Russian Colonel became a bounty hunter working for the Lucian Alliance before becoming up a teleporting runner in the Pegasus Galaxy and then finding his way back to the Milky Way and rejoining the Lucian Alliance under a different name who ended up joining the Destiny Crew and plowing & breeding Lt Hooters for the rest of his life in an original timelineBro had a wild arc.
um... what did she mean by this?
>>216942777Yup. Deadalus could solo their entire "fleet" and level whatever operation they got above ground. It's just not a serious threat. I feel the same way about Michael in SGA.
>>216942785His runner episode is fantastic and one of my favourites. Dude is charismatic. He could have been a regular team member easily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nllAcmQTOjs
>>216942785didn't he fuck both doctors in atlantis and universe?
>>216942895>the arc where Ronon was trying to get with Jennifer but is cucked by "The Rod"
>>216942777>That absolutely gruesome account Colonel Young gave of a Lucian Alliance bombing that killed like 30+ SGC personnel at onceI felt like a visceral first person account of how some little latina engineer got her entire arm blown off and bled to death in the dirt next to Colonel Young was a bit excessive for Stargate.
>>216942777>>216942852>oh no they are such a threat>asgard beams go bzzzzt>???
>>216942895Yeah dunno if they were teasing him as a replacement for S6, Momo was starting to get his career going and might have wanted to quit. It would be funny if they did, Atlantis got rid of Rainbow Six, Gay Scotsman, Weir, Carter but kept MUH PEEPUL MUH BAYBEE stupid whore.
>>216942895Dopud was always a good addition. Really distinctive voice as well, I like that in an actor.
I asked Grok what the bbst theories are about the signal don't judge me>Time Loop/Self-Fulfilling Prophecy: The signal originates from the Destiny crew themselves in a time-travel paradox. They end up traveling back to the universe's beginning (perhaps via the ship's FTL drive or a wormhole mishap), where their actions or a distress beacon create the structured pattern in the CMBR. This explains why the Ancients detected it millions of years ago and built Destiny to chase it, closing the loop. Variations include the crew "fixing" a universal flaw and becoming god-like figures signaling their past selves.>Key to Ascension: The signal contains data or instructions for achieving ascension without the moral/evolutionary prerequisites the Ancients struggled with. Since it's embedded universe-wide in the CMBR (from about 400,000 years after the Big Bang), it could be a "broadcast" from a higher-dimensional intelligence or pre-universe entity. Destiny's unique FTL (which doesn't use hyperspace like other Ancient tech) might be designed to reach this source, allowing direct interface for ascension. This ties into the show's themes of evolution and the Ancients' abandonment of physical pursuits.1/2.
>>216939765I did not like Stargate Continuum. Most characters were not themselves but their evil alternate timeline selves. It's fine for an episode but an entire movie it's not good.
>>216943005it's because the writers got high on their own farts that they could make stargate more grounded and "realistic" (a show where they had just fought gods) but because it was 2009 that meant make it overly grimdark and edgy
>>216943122>Evidence of a Creator or Multiverse Cycle: It's a remnant from a previous universe in a cyclic model (e.g., big bang expansion collapse repeat), left by an advanced civilization as a message or warning. Alternatively, it's proof of a multiverse, with the signal leaking from a parallel reality or "outside" our universe, challenging the crew's understanding of existence. This aligns with real-world physics theories referenced in the show and explains the Ancients' one-way mission as a quest for ultimate knowledge.>Ascended Beings' Message or Trap: The signal is a deliberate lure from ascended Ancients (or antagonistic entities like the Ori) to test or manipulate successors. Reaching it could grant god-like power but at a cost, such as forced ascension or revealing a universal threat. Some variants suggest it's tied to the "anti-spiral" concept from other sci-fi, where an intelligence suppresses expansion to prevent cosmic collapse
>>216943122>>216943154those are all BORING and unironically terrible ideas
>>216943128Here's my take. A cool ass submarine emerged through the ice and O'Neill showed up. Then F15's and MIG's were heroically fighting death gliders above the Pacific Ocean and I already don't remember the rest. Absolute banger.
>>216939292Anubis can smack both the replicators and the ori fucking shits. I'm voting team GOOLD.
>>216943316Based.The show already proved that Prior and Replicator shitters can be dakara'd. That's all Anubis needs.
hm...
>>216943316>>216943376>anubis stocks on the rise
>>216943398Sexual reproduction with Major Carter
>>216943398she looks smug. also, one of the few women that can pull off a short hair look.
>>216943398And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside of a 15 year old and not the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle anything you can't handle!
Goolds normally take their hosts by force but I wish that at least once they had someone who was already evil go I WANT TO BE MORE EVILER, GIMME THAT SNAKE!
>anyone can transport to any ship that has rings>team uses it to board all manner of craft (currently boarded Osiris' ship to save Thor)that's retarded. goolds could not secure their fucking rings? that's a massive security failure,
>>216939572Thats what fucked Atlantis too, S1 was kino but they had to ruin it with Earthshit. I always feel that whenever a scifi show reverts to "attack on Earth" they've run out of ideas, we already live here, idgaf about seeing it again when there are so many other worlds to explore.
>>216937886(((Huffman)))
>>216943304>O'Neill showed upthat's just it. it wasn't your friendly neighborhood O'Neill but some stick up his ass colonel that had never been offworldteal'c was absent for most of it and only showed up as clueless first prime.vala was just qetesh the entire way through.even ba'al got a very unglorious death scene at the hands of that bitch.it had cool moments, but from a movie i expect all the main characters to be immortalized as themselves and there needs to be some real profound shit in it. this one was just one of those episodes that don't really matter at all but longer.
>>216943490>calls teenage O'Neill clone cute>her ascended bf chooses to come back as a little boyUhhhhh Carter?How many times do we think she 'checked up' on clone O'Neill?
>>216943532Granted, it was only supposed to be the second in a whole series of movies, not the last, but MGM said "fuck you, we're only paying for one thing (SGU)"
>>216943532F15's broyou're gay aren't you
reminder Oneill is Mitchell's dad (when SG1 traveled to 1960s)
>>216943846he is not. he was teasing.
Colonel Young must have been especially disappointed at Omac's death just before they could close their big Earth real estate deal.
>>216943846>>216943889also, when Mitchel went back in time in Continuum to 1939 he became Oneill's father. they are literally both father and son to each other like the women in DARK,
>>216943978thanks for spoiling DARK... not that i'm ever gonna watch it
>>216944000they are side characters, relax
>>216943949Everyone has to make sacrifices, just like Jack had to give up his job teaching physics and become a retard to maintain his cover
>can we film on ur nuclear submarine plz?>sure, want to film the crew as well?The amount of pull they had with the military for a daytime syfy show was crazy lolThis guy is a Rear Admiral now.
>>216944386based
>>216943501the goold are comically incompetent when it comes to basic security measuresno locking mechanism for ringsno irisno security cameras anywhere
The writer producer Joseph Mallozi blocked me on twitter because well , he knows i'm a big fan of his show , stargate and stargate universe , and I was autistically spurging out becauseHe kept making these polls asking what is the best sci?Fi spaceship which is fine.Then he asked , what is the best captain. He told me specifically that he did not watch Star Trek: Enterprise.He didn't seem to like it very much , but I thought it was really wrong that he was asking that kind of poll , without watching the great things that captain archer did to bring the federation together.I'm Also blocked by sam hyde and jordan peterson.
>>216945388Despite all of that , I wish him and everyone the best of luck on their new t v show which I assume will not come out until 2027/2028
>>216945295Not sure they went the right way by portraying the ancients as regular people. Kinda lost the appeal and mystery. Also, they were all ultra retarded outside of a couple genius scientists.
>>216945495SG-1 did the Ancients right, with Orlin being able to make a Stargate out of toasters and the frozen girl being able to heal injuries and stuff, and the portrayal of Merlin. It made it seem like every Ancient was a supergenius superhuman.But Atlantis really dropped the ball with nearly every portrayal of Ancients. Except Chayafu.
>>216945295>>216945495explains how they lost to the wraith huh
>>216945495*farts*>you're not evolved enough to ascend*creates replicators*>it will take a long time to get where we are*dies to leechy bugs*>your society is troubled*ignores the suffering of billions*>cya later losers*in fights, splits up with only some ascending and creates Anubis*
>>216945714kek'd
>is the boringest asshole in two galaxies in your path
>>216945804Miachael and Teyla in the same show... cringiest shit to ever boring
>>216945821and the BABYdon't forget the BABY
All right just finished S5. A couple of notes. 1. They turned Oneill into a one liner quip machine. Gone is the serious man from previous seasons that decided cpmplex moral issues. Very sad.2. Anubis is fucking awesome from the little I've seen so far. Revelations was a 10/10 episode. The slight choir as background sound every scene he appeared in was based af.3. No clip show episodes was nice, but they compensated with some boring ones lel.4. Reese being the replicator creator is retarded and dumb.5. They introduced Ba'al, based. 6. Daniel dying was satisfying. Overall I think seasons 3 and 4 are the best so far. Didn't like cartoonish Apophis though.
All right just finished S5>they turned Oneill into a one liner quip machine. Gone is the serious man from previous seasons that decided cpmplex moral issues. Very sad.>Anubis is fucking awesome from the little I've seen so far. Revelations was a 10/10 episode. The slight choir as background sound every scene he appeared in was based af.>no clip show episodes was nice, but they compensated with some boring ones lel.>Reese being the replicator creator is retarded and dumb.>they introduced Ba'al, based.>Daniel dying was satisfying.Overall I think seasons 3 and 4 are the best so far. Didn't like cartoonish Apophis though. I'm trans btw.
>>216939937He just keeps coming back for more. Dude doesn't know when to quit!
Would you be able to eat this?
>>216946413I wonder what the mushroom people taste like
>In January 2013, while working on the film Poseidon Rex, Nemec was involved in a boating accident in Belize. While he was being transported to set aboard a Belize Coast Guard vessel, the boat ran into a semi-submerged barge. The entire right side of his body was shattered; he required multiple blood transfusions to save his life, and he underwent five surgeries.[13]Jonas bros..
>>216946679Junk status?
something goes wrong>omg call in the asgard>omg call in the tokra>omg call in our allies with shipsso tiresome
>>216946913>planet that can copy consciousness and create superhuman androids>never return because guy is slightly annoying
don't tell me you are simping for this
>>216946679>sips from mug
>>216947194>womb bump of a fertile white womanhot
teyla hate is very forced. she's kinda bland but how people here seem to talk about her is as if her entire existence was an offense.
>>216947617that's a fat belly, the womb is not there kek
Teyla's entire existence is offensive
>>216931560Apparently so since he became the main character of Once Upon a Time.
>>216947685>kekno need to get violent
Btw i think Prometheus is the last properly good episode of SG-1, every bad episode before it was at least charming or had something going for it, after Prometheus the acting, especially from RDA, and stories start getting worse and worse. Season 8 is probably my least favourite season of the show, the Ori are a breath of fresh air, though i'm not the biggest fan of Vala, she's too loud for me.
>>216947698seconding
>>216947786you don't have to enter threads and spend the remaining brain power you have to figure out at what point the "show got bad"
>>216947786found another similar one in Redemption pt 2
>>216931560He’s the lead of the full monty
>>216938025What if the consciousness of the woman who loves you gets stuck in the body of your crush? Does that count as a threesome?
>>216941795Someone probably complained the Replicators weren't relateable or interesting and needed a "face" like the Borg Queen.
>>216947915>>216947732these mean absolutely nothing to me, are they positive or negative comments?
>>216947841you don't have to tell people they shouldn't enter threads and spend their remaining brain power they have to figure out at what point the "show got bad"
>>216943564I'm starting to notice a pattern in scifi.
>>216947841Watch out guys it's /gate/ thread officiado, here to make sure that only the highestest effort replies get posted
Ninja jaffar? What?
>>216945388> , I would block you for typing this shit.
>>216948583nevermind Teal'c BTFO'd them in seconds
sex with teyla just kdding she's gross as shit
stetgate senpaitachi are pedos
>>216949733wat
>>216947861
Zarin's actress did porn in the 90s
>>216949836I believe it
>>216931647>>216935387They should have nutted up and done Disclosure already. It was beyond the pale that it survived beyond Anubis' mass attack on Earth, like somehow Anubis is in on the plot to keep everything a secret.
I like Jonas ans there's nothing you can say to change my mind
>>216942607Its either that or admit that1. The Goauld werent going away2. Were perfectly capable of working with some humans on the other industrialized worlds and generally other organized humans.3. The Free Jaffa Nation would likely just continue using humans as fodder and labor. As slaves.Which means the only real long term effect is the extinction of the Jaffa and vast amount of humans all over the galaxy getting pissy that the Tauri are trying to dictate everyones lives. And then suddenly the fact that Earth hasn't jammed Asgard beaming tech or have been able to stop stealth mission from landing cargo on Earth becomes very VERY fucking relevant.
>>216946913>>omg call in our allies with shipsIt would have been so much better had the first Earth ships been Teltac and Alkesh sized, just with maybe faster hyperdrive and some stealth.
>>216950466F302s, move up to bigger stuff with cargo holds, etc. before finally introducing capital ships
>>216950606>F302No. Jacob/Selmak were entirely in the right to call them retards for pulling that stunt. I'd have a Puddlejumper variant invented, they find a way to miniaturize stuff even further, with drawbacks of slowish FTL and 0 firepower. But hey, its something.
>>216950744Oh and move SGC offworld. Immediately after the blackhole incident. Because god fucking damn.
>>216950744>Jacob/Selmak were entirely in the right to call them retards for pulling that stuntYou're thinking of the F301 which was a Death Glider patched up and retrofitted with Earth parts.F302 was built with entirely Earth-made components, just following the general structural design of the death glider. I don't remember Jacob/Selmak ever speaking ill of it.
>>216950466>>216950606funny we never see human made shuttles or cargo ships. something intermediate like an alkesh even. the writers kinda forgot?
>>216947947The Borg Queen was a terrible addition as well. The whole appeal of an enemy like the Borg or the Replicators is that they’re an adversary we can’t understand or negotiate with on a fundamental level. As soon as you give them a mustache to twirl and let them start monologuing, they become less intimidating.
How she looks at you when you pull out your HDMI cable and start torrenting Stargate SG-1
>tags: NTR; fat_ugly_bastard; prostitution; anal; creampie; throatfuck; PTSD; mindbreak
>>216952683He does it for free!
>>216936698>nerd characters to be constantly humiliated and cuckedthis but unironicallymy favorite is when Rush laid into eli on the ice planet episode
>>216931388tom york
WHATFATEOMOROCA
>>216932378So why did the spaceship look like a lobotomy device?
>>216954576I'm guessing the main reason we didn't see them again is because of the massive makeup job, but it's a real shame.We never saw this species ever again.Maybe in the reboot
>>216949836Janine & Vince Neil Hardcore & Uncensored?
>>216954947we had CGI races in Universe that were done well
>>216956320some of the early appeal of the show was that. too bad ot was lost in the shite.
>>216931511it was great you just got filtered
>>216931647nice fan fic. The other shows shows were canclled due to production costs. SGU was very cheap to make because the set was just a generic starship, F for effort
>>216950466Neither Prometheus nor Daedalus could tale on a Ha'tak before their ayy lmao beam weapons, they're really not that OP
>>216931388This is literally Hitler
>>216944386what the fuck are you talking abuot retard the airforce bankrolled the show its a god damn recruitment ad
>>216957484kek
Why didn't they just call Thor and have him heal Chronos? Or have him scan for Nirrti's invisibility device?
>shitty upscale from SD>no michael shanks on the cover kek>bad photoshopped stargate with irregular intervals between only 8 chevrons
>>216958475>something happens>call thor!tiresome>>216958528kek and fitting
>>216958537But he was literally there at the negotiations with a mothership in Earth's orbit. Surely, he could've healed the snake or detect energy readings from Nirrtis invisibility device
>4th episode with Jonas>frozen girl in Antarctica>the researcher in the station immediately wants Jonas' dickI actually lol'd, so the memes were true
>>216950040Disclosure? Perhaps. But I don't think they are skilled enough to write it well. The former Stargate Producers are obsessed with the idea LGBTQ+ representation and have said in interviews that they want more "representation" in Stargate. The Producers are also liberal Canadians, and obsessed with an "idealized version" of the United Nations where everyone works together in partnership and no political conflicts. They are heavily against the idea of a single country like the USA controlling the stargate. They said in interviews that they would make a world government control the stargate if they got another chance to make a Stargate series. So basically you just know they would screw everything up. They would turn Stargate into some LGBTQ+ love fest straight out of 2017. And the writing and drama would be amateurish. Just look at SGU. Terrible.
>>216958705sad
Yooooooooo awoooga
>>216958705>The former Stargate Producers are obsessed with the idea LGBTQ+ representation and have said in interviews that they want more "representation" in Stargate.Well that is the only way Atlantis wasn't chock full of babies by the end of season 2. Birth control has to run out sometime.
>>216948583>no techno samurai jaffa in tengu and oni masksFuck this gay earth
>>216958705>They are heavily against the idea of a single country like the USA controlling the stargate...frankly at this point I would unironically trust Russian Mafiosa over the regime in DC.
>>216931388>two gates at the same time
>>216958925Ancients have a city-wide birth control field that is being disabled only when you officially request it at the Ancient council meetingThat's why only Teyla got pregnant, she got porked on the mainland away from the birth control field of Atlantis
>>216958975lel
>>216958921calm down faggot, carter has never been attractive
>>216958705>they are heavily against the idea of a single country like the USA controlling the stargate.desu it would be surprising such a unilateral control wouldn't end up in a world war over it, especially since in the show the Americans made treaties for the whole planet without asking anyone and horded technology while literally risking the whole planet while acquiring it
>>216959009>carter has never been attractive
Wait a minute, is the entire Stargate franchise retarded?
>>216959030kek
>>216959040Somewhat, yes. But that's because the writers were retarded. It kind of flies under most people's radar because the concept is so good you kind of miss just how ridiculous a lot of the writing is
>>216959040Take the Waco siege. Now force Federal troops to go through the Stargate in order to attack.See the problem?what if Osiris couldn't leave for space immediately and ended up flying around in atmosphere, from ground level to 100,000 feet until Osiris suddenly made the repairs needed for space travel and hyperspace travel.Or what if Apophis sends a scout force of Death Gliders, and they keep entering low Earth orbit to escape interception, so they keep flying around the globe and randomly blowing shit up. And no other change to the episode.You see the two big problems yet?
>>216959013Which was the plot of Absolute Power, where having super wmds in orbit causes WWIII. That was before the writers went full retard with the power levels.
lel
>>216959156You can also see how much ram the SGC presumably had when they boot up the dialing computers
>>216959155Clint Eastwood movie??
>>216959178Nice, I got more RAM than the SGC, feels good man
>>216959182SG-1 S4E17, Daniel gets $100 billion from the government and uses it to build a sweet gamer chair
>>216959009
>>216959301ah ok
>>216959308>no wide shot of Carter on topsad
>>216956820Wrong.SGU was the most expensive Stargate show to make. - SGU cost $2 million dollars per episode (sometime higher if was a big battle in the episode). - SG1 was $1.3 million per episode. - SGA was $1.5 million per episode.SGU was much more expensive because the had a much heavier reliance on CGI and VFX. The Producers also demanded the SGU look much more "cinematic" (aka copy Battlestar Galactica) compared to earlier Stargate series. This meant more expensive cameras, a larger budget for lighting equipment, and a larger camera and lighting crew. The production of episodes also took longer because shooting in a cinematic style requires more time. In addition, the show had to constantly create new alien planets every week. They couldn't always shoot episodes on Destiny.Do your research next time.
>>216959557ok nerd
How is it that none of Sheppard's alien girlfriends die, wtf is this unfair misogyny
>>216959013>>216958962>>216958705Pax Americana motherfuckers, if a piece of media doesn't celebrate that your country is not the strongest, most competent and greatest nation on Earth which deserves to reign supreme over all other nations and are the only ones who make DECISIONS, then you are watching a piece of ENEMY propaganda and you are a fifth collumn traitor.
sex with carter
>>216960392>What's the matter Colonel Anon, were you in the pool?
>>216960471>never used againlel
Rodney's brain roommate / Carson's gf is such a dicksucking slut whore. I need to grab her by the blonde hair and ram my cock in her fat bimbo butt.
>>216951588>"oh my god, your cable is so girthy. Look how well it bends. And what a nice shiny head it has, perfect for inserting into the hole."
>>216959194Your smartwatch has more RAM than the Apollo missions, but it couldn't be used to land a module on the moon. As with many things in life, it's not what you have, it's knowing how to use it well.
>>216960505They used it to kill Moloc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJFHB4uGO58
finally saw this sceneit wasn't that bad, a bit tacky but I don't get why people shit their pants over it, you guys hyped this up as though it was death by cringe
>>216954947yeah the remake will be a gay couple with turbo aids
>>216949836tell me more I don't believe you
>>216960814Every character can have a cringe moment or bad episode, its when your entire persona is cringe like Teyla it becomes a problem. She was useless in her role as a cultural expert as half the worlds they visited she never heard of before and the others she only had surface knowledge like the Genii. At least when Daniel met a new race or found an artefact he could make an educated guess and extrapolate from what he knew, sing-a-long slag is worse than counsellor Troi.
>>216931388>make SG1 with anti-religion themes>make BSG, with religious themes that ultimately ruin the whole thing by the end, but only after money is made>remake SG1 but this time with all of the stupid religious themes that ruin plotI fucking hate Universe. I literally own the box set and refuse to watch it. Everything Scifi touched at the time was tainted with this absurd notion that "we don't have to write well, we can just say goddidit!".
>>216961191How was SG1 anti religion the last three Ori seasons aside?
>>216961357>How was SG1 anti religionDid you miss the entire "overthrow false gods" story for the entire show? The religion created around worshiping the Goa'uld and System lords.Are you even a Stargate fan?
>>216961132But does she really sing that often to make this specific scene a big deal?
>>216960550wow that bitch is hot, can't wait to get to atlantis
>>216960669moloch as in the jew god? based
>>216961514Yes I remember that part I just wanted you to elaborate, I was being a bit daft on purpose.How does the whole Ancients ascending like angel like beings fit into all of the anti religion tho? I'm just trying to find some nuance.
>>216960550her butt wasnt big
new thread when
>>216961801In 2007 it was
