You've been on the Marmer Faggot's cock!

What the fuck did Tolkien mean by this?

>>216931724
no Bobo Faggins?
you went for the fairway drive when the putt was always right there

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>>216932147
Brodo Faggins

>Elrond Half-Elven
should people's second name just be their race?
>Shaniqua the Black
>Jimmy the White
>Ranjeet the Brown

>>216932185
Acshually it's Maura Labingi.

>Yes, dear reader: I'm afraid the trolls really DID talk like uncouth ruffians, instead of proper people like you and me!

fuck off Tolkien you're meant to be a linguist you are speaking an ultimately DESCRIPTIVIST language in an ARTIFICIALLY CONSTRUCTED dialect (RP) so don't fucking start with that shite about how thickos don't talk right because i will knock your block off you posh old prick

>>216932499
Actually doesn't sound that bad. Black, Brown and White are common surnames. Yellow might sound weird though.

>>216932865
>Laura Mabingi
Really Tolkien??

>>216932499
i mean originally it was just their jobs. 'John the Cooper' or whatever.

given how school nicknames come about, i guarantee you there are some 'Blackies' and that's EXACTLY where it came from.

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>trying to be a smart arse finding anachronistic roots in the character names
>(e.g. a more modern borrowing from French or something)
>just checked a whole bunch and they're ALL trve Old English in etymology
>will never get my epic 'really, Tolkien?' 4chan post
>Tolkien is trolling me from beyond the grave

>>216933058
Sounds italian...