It's back!
This time the fish have to stop it from emerging
*sigh* Somehow the Titanic returned.
No one's every really gone.
The poster with the funny face is better
>>216932337Fueled by the Heart of the Sea, which some demented old bitch decided to throw into the ocean
>>216933658When you think about it Rose is a terrible human being. Like, she's so evil that the movie feels like a dark comedy.
>back to the job deputy, we have stuff to do
>>216932337Far Asylym film, go, it isn't that bad
>>216933711She made an entire diving team spend years looking for that shit, only to have it on her and throw millions of dollars and everyone's time away. I hope she rots in Hell
>>216933750Also, she didn't even ask Leo to try get on the floating door with her. What an absolute cunt
>>216933780>My daughter, have I ever told you about my former fiancé, Caledon Hockley? He once took me on a luxurious trip aboard the most majestic vessel created by man. A great man of many virtues and success, he used to pamper me and shower me with expensive gifts, basically treating me like a Queen. Oh, he loved me so very dearly and with utter loyalty, this made me hate his guts and thus I was even considering suicide just to escape from his kindness and affection. I showed him how grateful I was by cheating on him with a poor lower-class bum, who hadn't taken a bath in month and had achieved nothing of worth in his entire life. After spreading my legs for him, I watched him die horribly in freezing water, from the comfort of a piece of wood that had room for two but that I kept only for myself. I'm telling you this, because even though I've only known this bum for a couple of days and I now have a loyal husband, loving children and grandchildren, even to this day, the thrill of cheating with a dirty no-gooder just to spite Cal and watching the life escape from his eyes as his body shut down from agonizing hypothermia is still the best memory of my life and still gives my old vagina shivering tingles. I stole one of Cal's most valuable diamond necklaces, but not before leaving him a gratuitous letter filled with poisonous insults, and after we made it back to shore, I never talked to him again. Cal killed himself shortly afterwards due to financial distress. Although the diamond necklace is still to this day worth an immense fortune and holds significant historical value for you, I just threw it in the ocean on a whim 5 minutes ago. Did you know it belonged to the great King Louis XVI? I can't imagine the trouble Cal went through just to obtain it for me. He was a good fiancé.
>>216932337Actually mogs the first one>uhhhmmm NO NO NO no it doesn't because... I HAVEN'T LE WATCHED IT BUT I JUST KNOW OKGaymeron idiots never realized that his worship was an ironic meme
>>216933885Pure pottery, bravo
Holy SHIT
>>216933885The Sun King!? Wait, no that's XIV, not XVI. Well still I'm sure it bought XVI good luck?
>somehow, Jack is back
>>216934679He was preserved in ice. I saw it in the trailer.
>the federal reserve guy that was killed on the voyage: I'M BACK BITCHES
>>216932337And better than ever!
>>216933711She’s a woman. She could murder children (so long as they’re not brown, or LGBT) and blame the patriarchy, so all would be forgiven.
I want a sequel where Billy Zane returns and drowns even more Irish people
Someone should make a movie about the Costa Concordia, the biggest ship sinking since the Titanic, as a spiritual successor. The romance between the captain and his mistress would put Rose and Jack to shame.Cast him.
>>216932337Featuring the ghosts of Jack and Rose, and a very special ghost appearance!
>>216936624a cute woman who could kick my ass and step on my cock is all i need in my life
>>216932337"THE ICEBERG IS EVEN BIGGER THIS TIME!! WE ARE DOOMED AGAIN!!!!""No.....this time, we will be ready for that iceberg!"
>>216938175>Who the devil are you?
>>216938175genius murder-suicide
The Berg...is BACK!
>>216932337>lightning strikes twiceit didn't strike the first time either, it was an iceberg
>>216939787Were you there? Huh? Punk? Were you there? Didn't think so huh
>>216938036Pedro pascal ofc
