>>216932745
>No one in the history of humanity has ever talked like this.


OP has.

>>216932745
you've never had a woman ask you to stick it her pooper?

Yes OP actually just said that to Big Nigga Tyrique in cell block 4A.

a fat drunk girl said this to me once

unfortunately i was just as drunk and couldnt get it up

>>216932745
I like that she specifies her own ass. it implies that she has sexual responsibility for a number of other people's asses and felt it necessary to clarify that she meant her own.

I think I want you to watch me take bbc

>>216932791
no one woman has ever said that

>>216932791
some guys are just unlucky. for moral support we can all pretend like it isn't just him standing out in the cold.

>>216932745
how right you are, friend

What does pooper sex feel like?

>>216932745
Didn't say it so much as spread her cheeks wiggled her ass at me and saud "please daddy".
Was the first and last time unfortunately.
A lot if "i hate you" was said over the next few days.
I bought her a fucking donut and did oral duty for a week. The fuck else did she want

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i wrighte good right guys

>>216932874
why ask /tv/ when your mom is already the subject matter expert

>>216932745
I have

>>216932874
tighter and warmer.

>>216932827
>I want you to fuck me in my own ass

>>216932962
Go o...
You are female or at least ftm right?

>>216932874
Like shit. It's about 50 times worse sensationally than a vagina. None of the wetness or softness or depth. You can really feel you're rutting something that was never intended for this. The only benefit is the psychological taboo, the disrespect.

>>216932827
She doesn't say "my own ass". She could've said "the ass" but "my ass" also makes sense. Women should do this more often.

>>216933039
Kek, this would've been weird

>another virgin incel thread
neat

women hate anal.
t. woman

>>216934612
post anal

A reminder this trash spam obviously the same redd*t faggot flooding pretty much all forced meme cancer on the /TV/ board. (Founder, “burn local”, joker, “crust” Saw/jigC and endless repetative FG/Simpson’s trash)

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is compulsively obsessed with horror clowns and male anal sex and family guy / American dad / Simpsons cartoons.

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the same show obsessively. his cancer has to be on the catalogue constantly and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “baskin Roberts,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other schizo repeat.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo
- will spam and flood the catalogue with cancer relentlessly and repeatedly. Always a dozen of his toxic treads shitting up this board.

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him. He was called out but obsessively compulsively needs shill whatever stupid and cartoonish and clownish thing triggering his illnerts.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done

>>216934709
nigga, you are the cancer

>>216934612
some women love it
t. man

>>216932745
That also goes for most things Rust says.

i love anal.
use a 7 incher for hours every day.
fucking hate poop tho.
never letting anyone near my ass until scientists solve the poop problem.
not gonna change my entire diet. fuck that.
use an enema, but it sucks. takes like 30 min to an hour, and no guarantee.

>>216932745
Not to you... LOL

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>>216935230
why are women like this?

>>216935342
all women are whores

>>216932874
My friends kept hyping it up like it was way better than vaginal sex but I didn't like it and my ass hurt for like a week after

>>216936086
...

>>216933039
>I want you to fuck me in my very own ass

>>216932745
>shut-in zoomer with limited human interaction criticising the dialogue of a sexually active young woman from a decade ago
lol, lmao even

>>216932745
Well, he DID put down a $100 prepayment in the 90's - that was worth a lot more than 2025.

>>216932745
I've had a few women say exactly that

>>216932874
the vage has walls for the pee pee. the anus has walls for the poo poo i.e wide as shit.

>>216936211
>>216933039
>I want you to fuck me in my own ass with your own penis

>>216932827
>I want you to fuck me in someone else's ass

>>216932745
It actually happened to me once.
Sure she was a BPD pick me, and in the end I ended up never actually doing it, but still it is possible.

>>216932827
>I think I want you to fuck in ass

>>216932745
I look like this and say this

>>216936328
>the vage has walls for the pee pee
Guess who failed anatomy class

>>216932874
Like shit, no pun intended. If you do it, just do it to dominate the bitch. Make sure it hurts as much as possible. If she cries and begs and tells you how much it hurts, then you know you will succeed. Otherwise, good luck cumming to it.

>>216936642
pee is stored in the vagina

>>216936679
Next to the female ejaculation fluid sac

I asked my gf to fuck her in her own ass a few times in the past. She kept saying no so I gave up. Now she asks me on occasion the fuck her (own) ass and I say ho to her out of spite. Fucking bitch, should have said yes when I asked

>>216936791
weird take, but I kinda respect it

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>>216936642
I meant the meatpole you retard

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>216932874
I just like it for the squirming sounds made by the receiver

>>216935230
qrd?

>>216936885
>I meant the meatpole
>you retard
How can so much irony fit in a single post

>>216932745
I have this fantasy where a woman is pegging me while my dick is in another woman and I'm being used as a cock sleeve. They talk degrading and humiliating filth in my ear. I'm basically a limp meat puppet in between them. What are my odds of making this a reality?

>>216932745
Wasn't she the underaged prostitute Marty wanted to rescue from the creepy trailer park brothel?

Why would he hook up with her? That's cringe af.

>>216935384
big if true!

>>216936567
It's a tough job but somebody has to do it

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>>216936933
Columbia Mattress Girl. About 10 years ago, during peak feminism, some girl at Columbia University (an Ivy League), accused a guy of raping her. The standards for expelling a male are very low but even with these standards the university didn't expel him. So she started a campaign of carrying a mattress around campus to raise awareness. It was a big national story and all the feminists all over the country used it to talk about rape culture and misogyny, and were harassing her alleged rapist all over campus. She even had a US Senator invite her to the State of the Union.

Then the guy released the text messages and the full story came out. She had been having sex with this guy and texted him "fuck me in the butt." Then they had sex and she continued texting him. For months after that she kept texting him wanting a relationship. Eventually he started dating a different girl, so she accused him of rape to punish him for rejecting him. And feminists all went along with it and accused us of rape culture for thinking that men shouldn't have their lives ruined just for rejecting a woman.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mattress_Performance_(Carry_That_Weight)

>>216936952
There's a webm of exactly this and after cumming the guy falls to his knees. It looks based.

>>216936929
I'm 41, get on my level

>>216937380
See also
>Duke Lacrosse team
>Brett Kavanaugh
>UVA frat house girl

>>216932745
>in my ass
as opposed to in someone else's ass?

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>>216937380
>Then the guy released the text messages and the full story came out. She had been having sex with this guy and texted him "fuck me in the butt."

Hm... let's see what wikipedia has to say about it...

>>216937525
>UVA frat house girl
The journo who wrote that story for Rolling Stone has written several pieces like that for the same magazine, all 100% made-up bullshit. One is a woman sailor who got a DUI and claimed she'd been drugged and raped to weasel out of charges. Fucking amazing, like Stephen Glass-style lies.

>>216936410
>I want you to fuck me in my own ass with my own penis

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>>216937576
lol, yeah this is a good article to use whenever somebody claims Wikipedia doesn't have a leftwing bias.
>>216937525
it's funny how this keeps happening and feminists still keep calling us misogynists for saying that it happens. And they still get on Trump about the Central Park 5 from 40 years ago.

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>>216937380
Who'd have guessed?

>>216932745
to you

>>216937380
>She had been having sex with this guy and texted him "fuck me in the butt."
I'm confused, did she mean his butt or her own butt?

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>>216932745
>No one in the history of humanity has ever talked like this.
TO YOU

>>216932827
ESL

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>>216937760
this is probably where the confusion was and why she believed she was raped. This is why it's always important to get clear unambiguous consent. The next time a woman tells you "fuck me in the butt" you have to ask her "Whose butt?"

>>216937380
>>216937666
>>216937709
>mattress girl insists guy is guilty despite him being exonerated
>Trump insists guys are guilty despite being exonerated
What is it with New York Jews insisting innocent people committed crimes?

>>216936949
Esl af

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>>216936791
sounds like someone else fucked her in her ass and that made her want to try it with you

>>216932745
I don’t look like this but I say this

>>216933039
>I want you to fuck me anally in my ass

>>216932827
>I want you to fuck me in my second cousin's best friend's sister's ass.

>>216932874
It feels like shit.

>>216938257
Maybe, your mom's a whore so I wouldn't out it past her

>>216938303
>I want you to buttfuck my fart box

>>216935230
her sex tape was cash

>>216932951
>automatically assumes the question is about catching rather than pitching >>216936949
Retard

>>216938453
sauce?

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>>216938586
it was on pornhub last i checked. it was supposed to be a reenactment of her rape and was shot through a low-quality dorm room security camera. she also did an """art exhibit""" where she was strung up naked and people could write defacing things on her body. she really milked it for all it was worth, the slut

>>216938772
>and people could write defacing things on her body
please tell me at least one person wrote that she's a liar.

>>216938772
she has an ok body, but her face is atrocious, sad

>>216938772
saw it on X videos named emma, lmao shits crazy. i wonder how many times she gooned to her own porn.

>we think we want us to fuck us in our ass
what did we mean by this?

>>216937425
can you prove it

>>216938586
Just look up mattresss girl sex tape. She lets some fat dude fuck her in her ass and pretends to be raped.

>>216939718
>>216938907
>>216938586
Found it:
https://pornzog.com/video/2246715/emma-sulkowicz/
it's potato quality, she should have used a better camera.

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Anon I ...

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>>216932874
if you jack off all the time, anal feels better than vaginal sex, cuz its extremely tight. I have difficulties not cumming too fast

>>216932745
Not to you, at least

>>216932774
>never been around a straight-up skank.
Once they've had so many dicks in them that they lose all sense of what's intimate and personal, there's no going back for them.

>>216934709

But I like the burn local meme

>>216932905
That botox trying to fix the bells palsy inflicted by the vax ain't fooling anyone

>>216935230
>>216937380
https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/did-emma-sulkowicz-mattress-performance-get-redpilled.html

>>216934612
>tfw last ex broke up with me cuz I wouldn't fuck her in the ass
you lyin' ass bitch

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>>216937380
She then made a simulated rape art project with another guy that was supposed to be a recreation of what happened

https://www.xvideos.com/video.bvaaib8211/emma

As well as this art exhibit in pic-rel

>>216941026
Rent free

>>216940255
is that what you guys call "wife material"?

>>216940255
why does she want to be slapped in the pussy? won't it hurt? I can't imagine wanting someone to punch me in the duck

>>216941509
women are retarded

>>216932745
I’ve had girls say ‘I want you inside me’. It happens, just not to you.

>>216941390
So she's just a horny little whore who WANTS to be raped and degraded and wants it so much that she will create an entire fucking reality about it. It also helps her live with the fact that she's a lying whore.

>>216941468
Anal is kinda tough because, I'm longer then a pringles can and thick as a normal woman's wrist.
I had to get good at oral and fingering and dirty talk to convince women and lesbians. Slutty chicks, masochistic women, women with rape fantasies and the occasional reverse trap who just wants big lumber inside of their holes and want pain are an easier fuck.
Can get sloppy dickworship tier blowjobs easier then a deep passsionate loving kiss and handholding which is cool but makes a guy feel lonely.

>>216932745
Based innocent anon who never got flimflammed by an evil temptress.

>>216941509
>won't it hurt?
That's the point, she's clearly into rough sex as are most women

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>>216932745
>Yeah right… Nobody says that, this must be a prank call. Bye.
She was actually calling.

>ITT unfortunate anons who never got asked to stick their dicks into their girls shitboxes
You wouldnt want to do it tho. You can easily get uti

>>216941549
>I’ve had girls say ‘I want you inside me’.
They wanted you to wear their skin, anon.

I must be way too vanilla, anal sounds absolutely gross to me. I also dislike blowjobs.

>>216941509
Same reason they want to be pounded hard missionary and want ass slapping. That little pain adds to the pleasure and sends shockwaves through them.

They dont' want it all of the time. Kind of like they'll want to be wrecked by mt.cock occasionally but want normal sized dick most times.
t.guy who's turned down because it's too big by women who i've fucked before.

>>216941805
>You can easily get uti
Signed. pissing after is required. Even then it's not a garauntee

>>216941805
>>216941887
a couple antibiotic pills are a good price for sticking it into a turd cutter imho

>>216934612
i love it but don't want the loose asshole of a gay bottom
t. woman

>>216941961
Cranberry pills and chuggin cranberry juice my friend.

>>216942033
asses don't get loose from anal...

>>216942122
They can, and do-doo

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>>216942033
trans women are not women thoughbeit

>>216936086
Best comment all thread.

>>216942190
>thoughbeit

only redditors use that language, plz stop

>>216932951
Because your dad was unavailable.

>>216942220
only redd*tors redd*tspace
curious..

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>>216941509
>I can't imagine wanting someone to punch me in the dick
hahaha I know right? I mean when I watch pic-related I definitely don't get a boner and start masturbating hahahahaha!

>>216942278
we used to post this way in early 4chan waaay before reddit made it popular newfag

>>216942279
guy looks like steve-o kek, fitting

>>216932745
Yeah my ex used to say ‘Do me Greek’.

>>216942278
>"She" isn't going to let you fuck her anus ass if you keep simping with (you)s, anon.

>>216942342
sure we did fellow 4channeler haha

>>216942378
I think he is Steve-o

>>216942278
>only redd*tors put a space between lines
you are not only a r*dditor but a Zoomer too. Go back and never return.
>>216942378
>>216942482
yeah that's Steve-O being kicked in the balls by Sansa

>>216942409
>Yeah my ex used to use literal prostitute slang
did you dump her before or after you found out she's a hooker?

>>216941961
>>216941887
I still fuck my wife in the ass fairly regularly and I've never gotten an infection

>>216942409
What is greek? Do greeks like it in the butt?

>>216942646
all greeks like a good ass pounding

>>216942638
tell us more, this is fascinating stuff

t. virgin

>>216942646
ancient greeks (and romans) are well-documented as butt fuckers

>>216932874
Putting it in feels great, but thrusting is just not good. I normally just play around a bit and move to the front.

>>216934709
this nigga freezes regionally

>>216932774
OP talked to (You).

>>216942278
It's marketing of their dying website/social media platform/propoganda tool.
No one online ever said or thought that and using line and paragraph spaces ensured you would be read on 4chan back in it's glory days.

It was the natural response to the tl;dr and 'wall of text didn't read" responses.

>>216932745
One of her ex bfs had porn brainrot and she thinks that's what all men want

>>216932745
I would not underestimate the degeneracy of American women citizens after my personal experience.

>>216940619
It’s only right for the first minute before it diolates, then it’s like fucking a bag of water

alexandra daddario's titties > margot robbie's feet

>>216939952
rip

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>>216937666
Katherine Timpf?

>>216936086
kek

>>216932827

>>216932745
>>216932851
>if I had a nickel
two for two last gfs ended the relationship shortly after turning to me randomly in bed and enthusiastically telling me they want me to fuck them in their ass. My response both times of course was, 'time and place, you name it!'
Neither times did i get to fuck either of their butts, both times they flew into an inconsolable sobbing tirade and had to be kicked out in the middle of the night and picked up by somebody because they wouldn't stop trying to punch and kick me or destroy everything inside.
>id have two nickels
>weird that it happened twice
Next time a girl excitedly asks me to fuck their butt I just know it's going to trigger a involuntary fight or flight response

>>216944554
Similar thing happened to me, had two past GFs entice me with the prospect of it when the relationship had started getting stale, neither actually went through with it.

>>216943635
>It’s only right for the first minute before it diolates, then it’s like fucking a bag of water
Ive fucked fat chicks and skinny chicks in the ass, its true for the fat chicks ONLY

>>216942738
>tfw no greek gf

>>216937760
Kek

>>216932874
Lumpier (more ribbed)

>>216942279
anon clearly was concerned about his DUCK being punched. Don’t bring your dick hang up’s into the conversation.

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>>216946376
but enough about duck dicks

>>216932745
Not once youve been dating them more than a year

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>>216932874
Write him a letter

>>216936086
bro you gay

>>216932774
Followed by the word “dad”.

>>216932874
The anus is tight and it feels pretty good, but beyond it is an empty space. You can't feel anything.

The vagina feels a lot better, it's purposely built to milk the jizz out of you as fast as possible.

>>216932874
Like a bag of sand

>>216947545
It could have been a girl that buttfucked him.

>>216948013
we live in wild times

>>216932874
People always whinge on about it only being tight at the hole but I think it feels great. Like most sex, the mental aspect is most important. Having stuck things in own ass, I understand what a dirty intense feeling it is. Knowing she's experiencing that while I basically stroke one off inside her is hot. This mentality is why oral is the hottest vanilla sex. Nothing is more intimate than putting your mouth on something.

>>216946744
Ass drunk off the fartbox. Many such cases!