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>Jumping forward several years from the events of Season 2, Season 3 takes place at the height of the War of the Elves and Sauron, as the Dark Lord seeks to craft the One Ring that will give him the edge he needs to win the war and conquer all Middle-earth at last.
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Ok.
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Kino
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>>216932807
Who cares they turned my nigga Treebeard into a coniferous tree
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>>216932872
wow they must really be worried about design copyrights
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>Civilizational Decline: The Show
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>>216932906
its more a case-study in why tech-billionaires' ability to replace human creativity is dead on arrival.
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>>216932807
based, can't wait for the crying from lorelet chuds
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>those new york casting elves
This can't be fucking real. Did some chud writer sneak in and convince them to do this because this is peak SJW lmfao
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Been a megafan of LOTR all my life... havent watched it, wont watch it, get fucked amazon
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What SEPARATE ELF SOCIETY with SEPARATE EVOLUTIONARY FORCES produced the ELVES of DIFFERENT RACES within the SINGLE RACE?? Where does the chink elf hail from? Did her normal ancestor elves fuck chink humans? Where do the chink humans live? Its a fucking high fantasy, people exist because fictional history happened and its expected for events in the story to align with that fictional history. Was there a chink elf island that got folded away from space separately from the real elf island? Was there also a black elf, or "blelf" island? How many worldwide geographic disasters correllate to the wordly dissappearance of these separate elf genepool incubation areas? OR can humans sail to belf island and chinkelf island? Do blelfs and chelfs die do they go to white elf heaven, the white elf island where white elves lived after Iru created white elves and put white elves there? How come the silmarillion mever mentioned belf or chelf societies? How come the simarillion specifically mentions dark elves in the east and the writers passed on the opportunity to use that to explain chelfs and blelfs?
>Its a fantasy you retard they can be any race
The history of the fantasy is the point of the fantasy, anyone arguing "just enjoy things" has no respect for what Tolkien created.
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Seriously if LOTR had blelfs and chelfs there would be hundreds of pages explaining their distinct history, their heroes, the geogrpahy of their history, their unique language and culture, etc etc etc and that would ne OK. I would NOT bitch about in-universe blelfs and such if they ACTUALLY EXISTED IN THE UNIVERSE IN QUESTION... Even if they were faithfully inserted after the fact by little NY communists, if the pertinent details were inserted respecting the history of the myth, it would be fine. But they werent. Lore is basically hackneyed, "the white elves were belfs all along" yeah NO
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>you the viewer are racist for noticing at all
Great explanation, retards. When tolkien was in charge I was never racist for asking a question about the history of a race or people. It was provided by someone who assumed I would enjoy learning it, who was willing to put in WORK to make that happen. Simply if the writers and producers at netflix were a fraction of the man Tolkien was, they could have created black elves and chinese elves just fine.
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>>216932807
Can’t wait to hate on more Nigger Slop!
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>What SEPARATE ELF SOCIETY with SEPARATE EVOLUTIONARY FORCES produced the ELVES of DIFFERENT RACES within the SINGLE RACE??
every time you fucking lorelets expose yourself
>The history of the fantasy is the point of the fantasy, anyone arguing "just enjoy things" has no respect for what Tolkien created.
you have no knowledge of what Tolkien created, lorelet
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Shan't
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>>216933930
its over for incels
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>>216933930
Which one of these are sub Saharan elves?
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>>216932807
why do you keep making this thread and using the same image
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>>216932807
>axe Celeborn
>to force an enemies to lovers slop between Galadriel and Sauron
This got the seal of approval from the same Tolkien estate that seethes against PJ's LOTR adaptation
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>>216933223
What the fuck is this picture even
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>>216935380
Retarded modern fantasy by the looks of it.
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>>216932807
I just wanna see Thranduil's dad Oropher get wrecked
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>>216932807
TFW you don't even know what a ring is
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>>216932807
Me on the bottom pic, third from the left
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>>216932807
Ohhh lawd. Dem rangs
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>>216933223
>black gnomes stealing all the copper wiring out of the warforged
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>>216935437
Lord of the Mongs
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>>216935437
Isn't that the Supergirl chick?
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>>216933930
So your answer is to ignore the lore in order to call lore enjoyers lorelets, for the implied purpose of obscuring the lore for non-readers, because your product violates it....

Basically you have decided that the best way to market the show is to be as jewish as possible lmao
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Any time I think I might watch the show, I come onto /tv/ and see how the amazon shills behave toward actual human persons, and the urge goes away
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Right.
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>>216936051
same there is no reason to give my time and energy in return for ill will. the company could have come out running treating Rings fans like royalty but they didnt. If Jacksons films came with an army of indians gaslighting the lore and flcalling the fans retards or whatever, it'd have changed my perception from "I am being treated like royalty by these people making top notch entertainment specifically to make me happy as a reward for being a fan. Instead amazon is like

>achtkually, X elves were always black and you deserve to DIE
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How many more seasons are Amazon legally obligated to make before they can cancel this shit?
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>>216937144
Jackson was able to make major changes to the film because the changes were presented in apology to the fans. Take Arwen saving Frodo for example. It was all: hey guys we had to do this for the sake of adaption, we hope you all understand. That is a fine attitude. Telling fans they dont know lore and that knowing the lore makes them a nazi (which means, of course, that they should be physically assaulted) is not productive.
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paying jeets to gaslight fans on the history of middle earth isnt a good look
.. saved you guys 1000 words of reading
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>>216932807
>elf = albus = albine / white
>there are black elves (black whites?)
>now we know the origin of orcs from the Silmarillion
>Saruman was up to something during the creation of the Uruk-hai



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