How do you resolve this situation without losing aura?
>>216934545Pull a gun out
>>216934545stand up and tower over him, the kid was a manlet
>>216934545something something listen to what he had to say
Sulfuric acid and toe jam
>>216934545I'd say yeah we're having a private conversation and go back to eating. Why the fuck wasn't the manager of the establishment doing anything?
>>216934545lock eyes with him and then start vigorously masturbating without breaking eye contact.
Pull my dick out
>>216934711>Why the fuck wasn't the manager of the establishment doing anything?Like what? Diners don't have bouncers
Sucker punch
>>216934957First ask, like any normal gentleman.
>>216934614>Pull a gun outand then three of his friends pull the gun on you behind your back placing it on your skull, with one of them shoving it down your gfs throatwhat then big boy?
>>216934545I'd probably react like he did. I've always been a pussy about fights and in some ways I regret it, like in that episode of tng where Picard goes back in time and avoids a bar fight which defined the trajectory of his life.
>>216935827how do they do that before I shoot him?
>>216935827go out in a blaze of glory, i got nothing to lose
>>216935143Wtf yes they do.t. has seen Beverly Hills Cop
>>216934545Look at his hands and realize he's faking.
>>216936041they very well could already have a gun pointed at you all this time since they are literally behind your back in this situation>i got nothing to loseyou wouldn't say that if you got your gf/wife sitting across from you
>>216936052>>216936139
>>216934545Why do I have to teach you how to be a man? Don't you have a father to ask this question?
>>216935827IIRC Louis was facing toward the kid's friends.
>>216934614Go to bed, R. Kelly
>>216935827>thinking those kinda bitches are packingThey aren’t brown anon. Those were trust fund college babies and the only reason the one guy felt tough is because he had a bunch of retards back him up. >be me at 12>see group of young teens walk in behind me and ma>being overtly loud and very openly throwing their trash on the ground despite standing at the counter next to the trash cans >old man in line taking his time>hey grandpa we don’t got all day >old man ignores it>seriously you might die any minute you think you old fucks would be in hurry >some dude at a table close goes to wtf are bugging him for?>they quickly surround his table doing the YOU WANNA GO MATE?>BAM>everyone is frozen>old man pulled a gun and fired it into the ceiling like some old cowboy >demands the kids all get on their knees like he’s doing a mock execution>makes them say sorry to everyone for acting like drunken pollacks(his words not mine) >yells at manager to call cops>cops arrest old man as bully teens and every woman in a ten block radius is cryingOnly time I’ve ever seen a gun go off in city limits that wasn’t at a range.
First off I'm a kissless virgin who never leaves his room so I would not even be there.But even if I miraculously was on a date in that place in that situation, I would definitely not start yelling and talking to some whatever drunk loud kids in a diner and would probably suggest to the girl to go somewhere else not as trashy if I see it bothers her. It's like expecting some drunk retard at a bar to calm down when you tell him to be quiet, why even engage with such a dumb fuck in the first place, waste of time and energy.But I'm a virgin loser so I don't know
>no speakie da english
>>216936435Based gramps
>>216936435kek boomer moment
>>216934545I'd unironically kick his ass. I've fought hundreds of men through my life and most of them were way bigger than him.
>>216934545you're so old, go home to your family, man
>>216934545Ask him if he likes cornholin'
>>216936617you try throwing a punch at him and 5 of his friends sucker punch you right after, what now?
>>216936713Well I went out like a man and he's a nigger. If I survive the endeavor, I'll find and kill them after just like my father did after getting stabbed by 5 dudes when he was 18. If I die, they'll be killed by my family and some of their family members might get killed as well. That's kinda how things happen where I live.
>>216934711Congratulations you just got Rob Reiner killed
>>216936818>That's kinda how things happen where I live.That's sad, I hope you manage to get out of that whatever third world shithole
>>216934545This is a situation that Louie contrived in order to live out his cuck fantasies.I guarantee that there is no chance two older, relatively well off people, who are unused to violent situations would end up on a date in some trashy diner where tiny jewish kids come up to you and threaten you with their bloody knuckles. There is no need to "resolve" this situation as this situation is only possible in Louie's cuck mind
>>216936818>how would you resolve the situation?>"I'd get my ass fuckin beat and then catch six homicide charges and spend the rest of my life in prison"Yeah, you sure showed him!
>>216936435>yells at manager to call cops>cops arrest old man as bully teens and every woman in a ten block radius is cryingfuccking kek
>>216934545>auraJust kys now you retarded zoomer fuck
Detonate my explosive vest
>>216934545Realistically, I would get my ass kicked by 5 urban youths >>216936963It’s fairly obvious that the youths were race swapped to avoid controversy
>>216934545bend him over and fuck him until his ass bleeds and then cum on his face
>>216935143No but they have owners and managers. Why the fuck wasn't the manager like oh hey you're harassing the other customers, get the fuck out of here or I'll smash your face in with a bat. This is NYC, not some hick diner in Tennessee. You think the people that work in these places aren't accustomed to kicking homeless people out?
>>216937318>It’s fairly obvious that the youths were race swapped to avoid controversyDont think they are. Later in the episode he goes to the kids house and theres a father there
>>216934545all 3 should be eradicated
>>216934957He already tried that and it backfired pretty badly.
>>216934545>Nice skidmarks on your knuckles kid, how long did it take to fake those? Get the fuck out of my face.You don't get equivalent burns on eight joints of your hand when punching someone, especially not on the actual joints of the fingers like that, you'd break your hand.
>>216937300guns should be illegal but explosive vests should be allowedIt’s a weapon that requires a clear commitment to a cause, no robbing liquor store nonsense.
>>216934545>without losing auraskill issue
>>216937983
>>216934545Press the art button
>>216934545I think all of you massively overestimate how strong teenagers actually are
>>216934545Grab him by the balls, twist and lift.
>>216934624You’d look bad in front of the girl >>216934654You’re brown
>>216938082They aren’t stronger than smith and Wesson
>>216934545There is literally nothing you can do. Men with nothing to lose can always threaten or disrespect you in front of your girl and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it, and unless your girl is a unicorn she WILL lose respect and attraction for you.You can try to avoid it by staying out of shitholes and lowly establishments like that but there is never a guarantee.>Just kick his ass/pull out a gunSociety doesn't work like that anymore. Why risk jail time for some little shit?
>>216938082The major issue is that even if you win a fight against a bunch of teenagers, which is hard because fighting multiple people is hard, it’s almost assured that the law will side with the minors and you’ll get fucked by an actual tough opponent - the Justice system
>>216938223>the law will side with the group of violent youthsUnless you kill one the worst you gotta worry about is them getting released same day and them coming for you. It was all on camera and very clearly threatening them.
>>216937692that's cringe as fuck. But then if i understand the situation correctly there is almost nothing you could say. If you're smart or funny the kid is just gonna supersede all that shit with more aggression. Louis is not t-h-a-t guy, don't pretend to be someone you're not impress a woman or anyone. imo he over-compensated his not being that guy by initially asking them to be quiet in a overtly tough guy way, they saw right through it. There was an elizabeth shue/matthew modine movie that had a similar scene with in a cinema with black guys.
The point of the scene is that you're outmatched. You can't pick>id beat them up>i pull my gun>i wouldnt get into this situation in the first placeIts supposed to gauge how you'd deal with a lose-lose scenario, you fucking morons. Every god damn thread.I'd cave amd concede. Neither my life nor some girl I'm barely dating is worth taking this risk. And then I'd start working out or carrying some self-defense gear in the future instead of whining about it.
>>216938726I would fight them simples as. Punch the mouthy cunt in the nose and the others likely wouldnt do shit. What are they going to do? Call the cops?Ive been to the county before it sucks but you just gotta program and wait until to you post bail.
>>216938082Any older guy that hasn’t been a sedentary cuck all his life would be as strong or stronger than a teenager, old man strength is real.
>>216938201>Society doesn't work like that anymore. Yes it does? Self-defense laws didn’t just suddenly stop existing.
>>216934545Would have just left the restaurant without starting shit with a group of teenagers. Furthermore, never start something you don't intend to finish
>>216938364>pinch your way out >hit the flimsiest kid>head smacks into a brick wall or the asphalt>wheelchaired for lifeYou're gonna be the bad guy and it can go south for you so fast it's unrealLouis might be a pussy but he was a big man, and worked constructionIf he'd started slugging, he'd have probably fought his way out just fine, but he'd definitely be looking at a few years for itOne hamhanded fist into a teen skull going bad would mean a felony and a criminal recordAbsolutely no one present is backing up the big fat bald guys story, it'll turn into "they were just being boys" and he'd be a "crazy man"
>>216938946I saw this play out recently on the subway.A zoomer dork came into the car and started vapjng and some fat boomer got in his face about it and literally threw him off the train lol.
>>216939048Depends on the teenagerLook up Aaron Hernandez's stats in his high school senior year A delusional fat boomer would not be able to fall back on old man strength and winThere are still football teens and athletic kids and they definitely have an advantage The varsity jacket was meant to suggest the actor intimidating Louis actually was fit and Louis was nearly 50, it would be a hard fight
>>216934545You shouldn’t put yourself in that situation in the first place if you can’t back up your threat. Louie basically implicitly told them “shut up or else…”, the jocks called out his bluff and made him look like a fool and a cuck, so of course his girl lost respect for him. He’s a comedian, he should’ve tried to be funny to defuse the situation instead of acting like the tough guy he isn’t.
>>216939048BADASS 3 - Back to the Bronx
>>216934545I'd tell him to sit down and stop being a fucking manlet (if I was me), however I do believe in this situation Louie started ti by being a whiney faggot to begin with. If he was (actually) white, as portrayed, I'd leave him an opportunity to save face without being completely embarrassed. If he was black, as it seems the portrayal is "coded", I'd escalate (as it's likely he's going to get zesty and emotional no matter what)
>>216936435>every woman in a ten block radius is cryingif there is one thing that i hate about women then it's this. bitch just run away you dumb whore instead of ruining the footage with your stupid screeching. and yes i would have been brave in that situation i'm a stonecold killer bebe
>>216937300And that's what no one else did
>>216939142Louie the character might be a comedian but he isn't quick witted or funny outside of his standup
>>216934545Has anyone actually seen the episode? Its pretty funny what happens
>>216938387Doesn't matter if it's ceinge, the kid is faking and going around telling people hes been in fights, he will not push harder
>>216934545Honestly I’d probably laugh The guy was not intimidating in the slightest he was short and anyone who mentions bruises on their knuckles to look tough is 100000% autistic and punches doors at home.Assuming his friends all look like him I’d just assume they were all dorks, if any of his friends were black though I’d have to think of something else though
This is why you carry a knife on your keys, it’s legal and you claim it’s for workPut the knife to his throat and tell the girl you are with to leave and get the car and you’ll call her later Give some gay threatening speech that you’ll slit his throat and then let him go and walk towards the door with an angry look on your face and hope they aren’t all retarded kids who would try and charge a guy with a knife (they were upper class kids they wouldn’t have a gun)Either the girl you are with is insanely turned on or thinks you are a psycho which is better than thinking you are a coward
>>216934545shoot him in the face. He has already made violent threats directly at them, and is refusing to leave. It's basically justified. Might need to manuver a bit to make sure you "feel afraid for your life. But as long as you shoot him in the face, he won't be testifying against you, so it's pretty open and shut
>>216934711Hey look everyone, it's Bill Hader!
>>216934545Shake his hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAj5HUxMFlo
>>216934545I’d listen to what he had to say, and that’s what no one did.
I bash the bald faggot in front of his girl.
