Moisture farming is an honest living, Lance.
>>216934997>starslopgrow up
>>216934997You can't raise a family of younglings on a moisture farmers wage! Who will buy their off-white robes and give them bowl cuts
>Human migrants have access to the whole fucking galaxy>"I know, let's go to Tatooine and be moisture farmers right next to the Sand People and the gangsters."How did they end there?
>>216935186Do you think Naboo is a cheap place to move to. Do you even know their visa process.
>>216935186>white migrants have access to the whole word>I know! Let’s go to fucking Nevada or Arizona and boil our cocks off farming cacti
>>216935186>Human migrants have access to the whole fucking planet>"I know, let's go to America and be social media marketers right next to the Sand People and the gangsters."
>>216935186You could ask the same thing about all the chuds who insist on living in their crumbling red states
>>216935231thats cyprus
>>216934997My name is Luke, Uncle Owen.
>>216935283Texas and Florida are growing faster than any other state but you don’t actually know things, you just regurgitate propaganda
>>216935328Eh?
>I'll give ya the keys to the zebra
>>216934997>Pick it up wagie>I can't, it's moisture
>>216935341Very cool. How are north and south Dakota doing?
>>216935568I'm sure they're happier than you, and don't worry about things that aren't in their life's.
>>216935614Good for them, and now OP understands why people populate such placesAnother good example is south africa
>>216935568North Dakota has one of the fastest growing economies because of natural gas and oil and South Dakota has a thriving cattle industry
>Don't go see the old gay hermit.>He will flash at you in his robe.
>>216935568How are they doing? Should we assume bad because they're not diverse coastal shitholes?
even in a galaxy far far away wagies still exist. Kafkaesque
>>216935341India, China and Indonesia are the fastest growing economies in the world
>>216935924Why don't you go live there and learn what overpopulation really is.
I've heard others say the same.
>>216936315good day
they have moisture farmers in Chile IRL.
>>216934997Who the fuck is Lance?
>WOOOO blasted a dozen more womp rats! Luke to Owen, come in.>I read you, Luke. What's up?>Heat up the BBQ, we're eaten good tonight!
>>216937607How did he afford a ship?
>>216937963and a landspeeder! They're supposed to be equivalent to something cheap like a cropduster and a pickup truck
>>216937963And 3 land speeders in the house + scores of droids and Luke had enough money to buy power convertors as a hobby.
>>216937989The landspeeder is at least likely part of the farm in general, you'd have to get to towns and markets somehow. The ship seems ostentatious.
>>216938011due his dad worked on the Death Star and his godfather built it
Old Ben out beyond the Dune Sea. That strange old hermit gave the Lars family a bunch of money for no reason other than charity. He was a good friend.
>>216937963>>216937989>>216938011>>216938067Obi wan was looking out for them. leaving money etc. He needed Luke to be a pilot so made sure he got an INCOM T-16 sky hopper, basically a X-wing trainer .
>>216934997>Drink your milk, Lance.
>yeah, I'm a moisture farmer>check yo girl's panties
>>216935283Enjoy your Isis and niggers, nigger.
>>216935341Texas is all Mexicans and Florida is all old Jews and retiring Boomers.
>>216938348>long hair to hide his dumbo ears>grandpa pants up past his navel to hide his gut and lack of abs
>>216938464>>grandpa pants up past his navel to hide his gut and lack of absI just gives the ladies more time (and pleasure) to pull down my pants
>>216935328That's what I like, Lupe. Listen.
The Tatooine Desert is a dangerous and mysterious place. People have been known to spontaneously combust there.
>>216938876They had it coming.
>>216938117You will now tell me the wookiepedia autism concerning the fate of Luke's skyhopper once he left tatooine
>>216940197it was destroyed by the Empire when they raided the Lars farm in 0 ABY.
>>216940721It was still there for Rey Palpatine to fly and bullseye Womp Rats better than Luke ever could.
>>216935231What is their tax policy? Is it different for immigrants?
>>216935614Moisture farmers are happier than me because shitholes like Tatooine receive more 2-3x more credits in subsidies and social programs than they contribute in taxes.I would also be happy as a moisture farmer that if I lived off of the Galactic Empire's tit like a leech while simultaneously cursing its agenda -- the subsidies from which are the only reason I can maintain my current life -- all while casting my disproportionately large vote through a senator that somehow has the same power as one from Nar Shaddaa that has 10x the population, all so I can just cause a giant shitty mess and fuck up any plan for progress and maintain my selfish status quo, because apparently the only thing I'm cool with funding other than my slovenly lifestyle is giant black-box military projects.No wonder the Supreme Chancellor is going to dissolve the senate soon, good riddance.
Dune called. They want their world building back.
>>216941004The sand is always yellower
>>216934997Lance?
