Holly and Mary Edition>>216931580
>>216935256why is nothing happening, in a final season, with like what 3 episodes left or some shit.all that's happened is they sit around talking about how they're gay.
unironically watching vol. 2 on 2x speed this shit is so bad
>>216935256Is this fake? Looks like a picture from a Slayed set.
>>216935078you didn't notice I said Finn not Mike then? You can keep Mike and Eleven not even the writers care about them anymore.
60 million dollars an episode btw
>here's that boy your little sister has been crushing onWwyd?
>>216935345I won't be convinced it's not money laundering.
>>216935352WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT wait wrong show
>>216935256How did Ugly Betty have the better coming out scene?
Would the gang have known about Gary AIDS? I know it started around 1985 but I'm not sure when it became national news.
>>216935256holly molly!
>>216935368*gay AIDS lmao
>>216935352Holly's gay, kiddo. They are mirroring her with Will for a reason.
>>216935393>crushing on a boy means you're gayHoly cope
>>216935256Changing one line could have fixed the entire show
>>216935352beat his ass in mortal kombat
>>216935405Only one with a crush is you.
>let's find out vecna THING>wait let's make sarcastic quips and have relationship drama for 20 minutes first>againwow great season
>real world>upside down>memory world>some blackhole void worldwhat is this shit
>>216935413>beat his ass in mortal kombatTotally straight?
>>216935352it's funny how stereotypically american stranger things is. every successful relationship is a white and black person. the white dads are all retarded homer simpson tier or single. there is not a single normal family depicted.
>>216935442>blackhole void worldthat looks like a shittier version of the California desrt. also vecna really loves it and wants to make the real world just like it for REASON DELETED
>>216935423>characters are about to do something>sit and chat for 5 mins about pointless crapbravo nolan brothers
>type in stranger things in whatever social media>this is the first image
>>216935457Sinclairs is portrayed ae a healthy family.
More like Str(eddit)anger Thing(ay)s
>>216935484because they're black
>It was him, Vecna>It wasn't a fight, it was a massacre Not fighting those AI accusations.
why did they put so much story in a stage play? is there any way to watch it?
>talking to your gf about how that other guy wants to impregnate her 6 timesHow much of a cuck is Jonathan really?
It's probably just shitty writing but I'm getting serious Chekhov's Ted Wheeler vibes from the fact that they haven't shown or even referenced him one single time. I think that nigga dead. Ad they're going to reveal it in some scene that's intended to be a tear-jerker but instead will just leave audiences saying "Oh yeah................ Ted.............."
>>216935525>johns face is covered in cum>nancy is completely cleanwhat did they mean by this?
>>216935511>didn't even have the guts to kill a bad guyAnd people think any of the mains are in danger.
>>216935484Probably helps we've only seen them like twice so they didn't have time to fuck it up.
the tension is off the chart in this scene
>>216935345that's insane
>>216935490Fact? more like.... FAG!
>>216935540Ted is most likely not surviving.
>agnes saved wednesday>holly saved stranger thingsvolumes
>>216935490apparently, the ending is too fucking faggy even for reddit. They don't even like this garbage.Holly is the only reason to watch past season 1
>>216935596Are the news about the 50 minute long gay orgy true?
>I'm not on drugs just look at me!
>>216935564>gets /fit/ for S4>is back to being a fat fuck in S5The levels of not giving a fuck by this cast are off the charts.
Is Lucas a violent boyfriend?
>>216935564>Here's that highly trained spec ops guy with over 500 missions in the Upside Down under his belt
>>216935368Gary AIDS is what we called my uncle's "friend" he brought to Thanksgiving dinner ever year.
>>216935627He's better than Henry at least
>>216935479I'm sitting in my car and laughing like a moron. All these screenshots and memes of the bogged "kids" is too much.
>>216935581She did but then the show had to let you know she burns coals.
mum watched s1 e1 and said it was shit. maybe she was right.
I haven't watched the 25th released episodes. Has anything even fucking happened?
>>216935625They demanded more money and gave less energy than ever.
>>216935352Why is there a Somalian in 1987
>>216935623jesus.... what the fuck happened
>>216935668Max out of coma, Will gay, everyone last seen driving a truck into the Upside Down
>>216935256I'm over Holly
>>216935685Advanced scout who got lost on his way to future New Somalia (formerly Minnesota)
>NANCY! HOLLY! NANCY! HOLLY! NANCY! HOLLY! NANCY! HOLLY! kek what is this acting
>>216935653Not canon. There's literally have never been a single prepubescent white girl who "crushed" on a nog. This is a learned behavior they acquire after spending their formative years being blasted by interracial propaganda from all sides.
>>216935694jesus christ so nothing lmaohow did ginger bollocks get out? dipshit derrick or something
>>216935668EVERYONE IS GAY OR IN AN INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP! YAY NETFLIX!
Why don't Joyce and Hopper have any reaction on Henry?
>>216935368I think it didn't really become widely known and talked about until Rock Hudson came out as an AIDS gay in 1985. So when Will comes out here the cultural reputation of what a gay man was was probably more>a 'confirmed bachelor' with many discreet male friends who come and go at odd hoursRather than>someone who gets anally fisted and creampied by gangs of strangers in bathhouses
What was up with the suitcase guy and scout Henry rocking his world? What was in the suitcase? I can't remember any of this shit.
>>216935745the writers forgot
>>216935623>what hollywood vegan malnutrition does to a MF
>>216935732He's obsessed. 3 straight days he's been spamming that shit.
>>216935627I haven't watched the last episode, is this bitch now a blind quadriplegic or what? Death would have been preferable
>>216935774They'll probably explain it in the finale
>>216935779But they added this shit about all parents and Henry knowing each other into Max's flashbacks. And it happened literally this season
>>216935774Find out by watching the the Stranger Things™ tie-in play that serves as a prequel to Stranger things™!>>216935782She probably has an actual ed she's masking with veganism too.
>>216935795>Death would have been preferableI thought this a lot while watching the show yeah
>>216935352Unscrew his lightbulb head
>>216935745Why do Will and Henry share a birthday? What's the obsession with November 9th? Who the fuck knows anymore the writers certainly don't .
i'm extremely intelligent with an IQ of 89 and even i don't understand what the fuck is going on
>>216935564Hopper looks so gay and shit with the beard and hat. Fuck me give him his season 1 look after 2 seasons of a Magnum PI LARP and being a shaved prisoner of war
>>216935564i had to do a double take when i saw his naked torso, like that's beyond normal
Imagine meltdown if the last episode reveals that Will isn't a gay but he is just confused.
dare i say itshe's quiet ugly
I don't understand the 'Byler' meltdown, the Dufferfags ever 'queerbaited' because it's only ever been Will having unrequited romantic feelings for his oblivious and straight friend
>>216935745The only instance that I can think of that it's hinted they know each other is when Vecna spared Joyce during the military base attack. What I don't remember is if the kids ever referred to Vecna as Henry with Joyce and Hopper around.
>>216935892I could actually buy that at this point. He's gone from getting over Mike in s4, to falling back in love with him again, actively flirting, crashing out, coming out and saying he's over him in s5. The s5 stuff takes place only over about 24 hours mind you.
>somehow, every character knows the complete workings of wormholes and all of them have an idea on how to destroy it
>>216935916Don't try to understand those retards. Every single fandom has a loud screeching batch of dumbasses that create someone out of nothing between two same-sex characters.
>>216935892>A-actually I don't like women... But I like girls. Like Holly... And then everyone hugs him, right?
>>216935916>>216935937>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JohnlockFirst time online? Here's a guide see also Klance from Voltron
>>216935795Kek no she is after 18 months of coma with no effects to her brain and eyes immediately after waking up !
>>216935795>bitch now a blindI'd forgotten she should be blind. Kek. Holy fuck the lengths they go to avoid any consequences whatsoever is amazing
Final episode will have orange man bad reference
>>216935779No they don't, it's going to be used in the crucial moment most likely by Joyce.
>>216935942>Holly: "SUCK MY FAT ONE YOU FUCKING FAG!"
am i wrong in thinking the indian girl is the best actor out of them?
>>216935956She was in a trance, not a coma.
>>216935948I am aware of Johnlock, anon. As retarded as they were for thinking that would happen, at least with Johnlock the BBC did have plenty of these weird flirting scenes for the characters, people always thinking they are a gay item, etc. But ST? Come the fuck on Mike has been nothing but oblivious
>>216935564>Finn Wolfhardlio my arch nemesis...
>>216936001Nah I genuinely don't believe its coming up again. If somethings important in ST they make sure to hit you over the head with it once an episode this has just been left otherwise Hopper and Joyce would have certainly mentioned the weird freshman who keeps trying to rape their kids.
>>216936014YesEven reddit foids and simps call her (?) box office poison
>>216935256>>216935352Holly the hooker!
>>216935795>>216935971the writing in this season is trash, but I will give them a pass on that one. Temperary blindness is actually not that uncommon as a side effect of other medical bullshit
>>216935745. >>216936014No. She's putting in effort because she doesn't have the network effect of being in 5 seasons and needs more work after the show while the rest of them likely never need to work again
>get anons addicted to holly>make a quick scene saying she's in love with a black boylel they knew what they were doing
>>216935844"BLACK THINGS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be BLACK THINGS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE BLACK THINGS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of stranger things after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>216936107PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
Did duffers blow on budget on coke and hookers
>>216936105She was bleeding from her fucking eye sockets and was snapped like a twig by the more powerful/unnerfed season 4 venca. Give me a fucking break, predditor.
>>216935916Shippers of gay couples especially are very bad if you don't guve them what they want, even if the story tell them that Will'slove unrequired and Mike is a straith dude.
>season is so shit even the generals are out of gas in 3 daysOut with a whimper.
>*carries your season*
>>216936163even reddit is shitting on it. it's over. game of thrones season 8 over.
>>216936151>mrs wheeler was nearly gutted and had her throat torn out>up and moving around 2 days laterWelcome to fiction, anon.
>>216936107they did it for themselves, naive anons just happened to be caught in it
Should i watch part 2?
>>216936190no, lol. literally nothing happened. just wait till the last episode.
Why do none of the Wheelers care about Ted?
>>216936163I'm actually genuinely not that bothered about the epilogue anymore which given I was pretty hype after part 1 finale and have been following this show since 2016 is grim.
>>216936183>Season 5 slop begets more season 5 slopOkay predditor
>>216936183>somehow knows to go to the basement and has the mental wherewithwal to plan to take the gas cannister with her as a weapon/trapHer saving the day was so cringe and obnoxious I actually groaned, the only other time I did this was when they had to clarify that the 7 year old lusts after a black boy
>>216936183pls that was stupidest moment in this seasontheir girlboss moments are just retarded
>>216935997>Final episode will have orange man bad reference"But Vecna isn't finished, he'll find a way to come back, he'll feed on the worst in our nature, and he'll be orange..."
>>216936169Spinoff idea: somehow the Turnbow family get trapped in an alternate dimension and have wacky extradimensuinal adventures, like The Wild Thornberries but with Tina as the hot sister and without the gay monkey
>>216936045Sadly, I think that it's most likely that Max would lead El towards this memory, I just don't know to deliver this info to Joyce. Maybe Henry woul tell to Joyce that he knows her well.
>>216936215At this point he genuinely needs to divorce that bitch and send those kids to the poor house. His only sin is being a slightly disinterested 80s dad you'd think he was worse than Will's the way they treat him
>>216936225>somehow the low heat of a dryer caused an oxygen canister to explode but it's okay the camera lingered on the dial first
>>216936215Proposal: Ted's actually been dead since shortly after the attack, but they don't want to tell his wife because she's in fragile condition, and they haven't had a chance to tell his kids because none of them bother to FUCKING VISIT
Why did the Duffers forget that all these kids have parents? Especially Max, whose mom has yet to visit her in the hospital once
>>216936169>becomes an entirely different person after a 15 second conversation with Joyce Byers
Who are Dustin's parents? Have we ever seen them?
>>216936259I'm amazed that kids arenot interested in finding out about their dad's condition, maybe Karenwould remind them of Ted.
>>216936215he's the obligatory goofy retard white dad character
>>216936287Would you respect a dad who's a cuck? That's what I thought
>>216936259>they at hospital after the final battle>happy with karen>doc arrives and says grimly ted didn't make it>they all look sad for 5 seconds with sad music before cutting to different scene>the duffers continue to brag that s5 was a heckin dark n grim bloodbath
>>216936254What was the ignition source?
>>216936169>Justin Silverman's aborted little brother>Anything other than shitCome the fuck on bro. Also what the fuck is going on with that fat fuck's hair, is it supposed to look like he's wearing a bad wig?
why didn't they send her as one (wo)man army against demogorgons ?she would absolutely massacre them with wine bottles and oxygen tanks
>>216935256So can we agree that the best character this season is Holly's DSL
>>216936304the dryer being hot
>>216936260Can't have too many characters anon. That might cut into the budget.
>>216936287>fans for years pining after a moment where ted transforms into a badass because would be a payoff >perfect opportunity with the demo attack>screw it uplmao the duffers and their hate for father figures is too strong to bend to long term fan wish
>>216935782That poor fucker, not talent, no charisma or good looks. Doesn't even look like his father, are we sure that's his real son?
>>216936281Only his mom. She’s kinda weird and overprotective and freaks out about her missing cat in S2.>>216936310She could massacre my dick any day.
>>216936260Her mother most likely is too drunk.It's like Steve's parents that always leaves him alone. I sometimes wonder how Steve explains his beaten faces to his parents.
>>216936215His golf skills will save them all in the end. He's going to whack Holly's gay doll totem necklace thing right up Vecna's bussy when he tries to come for her with his 9 iron and save everyone.
>>216936279Winona Ryder would do that to you.
>>216936215I wouldn't be surprised if his 80s life support machine died during the attack outage. The nurses all ran and the kids or wife didn't check. He's just decomposing in a hospital bed while his son and daughter attend wills coming out party.
>>216936318Yeah, having a bloated cast would be crazy
>>216936254>>216936304An open oxygen tank can be set off by static electricity. It's retarded but it CAN happen.
Guys what year is it? Like 87?
>>216936383They filmed so many TedTalks in this room. Is this the gay one, the slinky over the flashlight one or something else?
>>216936281We only know that he has a mother whose cats are killed by supernatural beings. In the play we see his dad Walter whose personality is a bully and Henderssons have a luquor store.
>>216936380Is Mrs. Wheeler kino?
>>216936415NO. She's hot sex but she's bad TV
>>216936228I'm honestly waiting for something like>Vecna calls Will "homo" during their battle (Netflix doesn't have the balls to have him say "fag") >Will wags his finger with tears in his eye and says something like "my friends like ME for ME YOU have no power over ME anymore" >Vecna shocked, hisses and recoils in fear as his power over Will drains. Loses his balance, roars >Vecna on bended knee admits he was wrong, denounces right wing extremism and hate speech >Is redeemed
>>216936325>oh shit, he actually whacked the demo with his golf club. Good on you, Ted>oh wait, Karen stabbed it half to death with a fucking wine bottle >and did a much better job keeping holly safe >and inexplicably survived being disemboweled>and provided crucial information to the group>and saved everyone with improvised explosives>and almost marched along to go save holly >while you died ingloriously off-screen to far less severe wounds Do they hate men? None of them seem to do anything anything, except Will, through the power of gayness.
>>216936383>a bloated castDon't be mean, anon. Millie isn't THAT fat...
Is it just me or has literally every episode of season 5 consistently been>A-Team has an exposition dump/planning scene in the radio station>B-Team wanders around the upside down and argues with each other>Holly and Max scenes are the only time something interesting happens
>>216936279>>216936373>lets him do whatever he wants to her behind the barn in exchange for joining the team I’d read that doujin.
>>216936400I thought it was more along the lines of a piece of them busts off, it explosively decompressed and all the others blow with it
>>216936440Don't forget the 30 minute full penetration gay anal sex scene between Vecna and Will and Hopper, the latter grumbling about how he "hates all of this" between Vecna's groans
>>216936317Sure, but you're still talking about a mechanical explosion vs chemical>>216936400>so long as a Rube Goldberg chain of events occurs introducing static electricity following a mechanical explosionLmao
>>216935706how did you do it?
>>216936453>women>do they hate men
How did Hopper manage to get so fat again?
Did anyone else play the free Stranger things DLC on Microsoft Flight Slim? Was actually fun and better than the season.
>>216936460AI wrote this shit
Max and lucas will defeat vecna with the power of love
>>216936475I need the link.
>>216936460Holly's and Max's scenes are all exposition.
The thing about Holly's chocolate lust is that she exists in a time before the vast apparatus of marketing had been committed entirely to race baiting demoralisation & reprogramming, so it's safe to say she has a pure dyed-in-the-wool sexual thirst for Black Dingus, rather than just being a manipulated media drone
>>216936383Nice Red Wings on the balding crazy guy (forgot his name)Noticed Max also wore a pair of Red Wings in the Upside Down
>>216936177>muh redditDoesn't mean shit. They're just mad Byler didn't hookup. If it ridiculously happens in the finale, they'll do a complete 180.
>>216936532Max, El and Kali are going to fight Vecna in the mental realm. Lucas would be saving children.
>>216936514Didn't listen to his receptionist in season 1 and kept stuffing the doughnuts for breakfast.
Why are they saying Goddamn so much this season? They’re on Netflix, can they not say fuck? Even Cobra Kai allowed plenty of F bombs.
should've stopped at season 1
I have only watched season 5 and these are my spicy hot takes:There is a monologue every other scene and only 2 hit, the one with Holly/Max and the one with Steve/Dustin. In both cases the acting carried what was otherwise a mediocre sceneThe cast is super bloated. Most of the acting is kinda bad but the script isn’t good either. Will is a terrible actor Relationship drama isn’t interesting The gay stuff is laughably cheesy but has real potential if the writers focused on writing believable characters instead of gay visibility. The coming out scene was really funny but also totally depressing because it could have been masterful if done well Holly is my favorite character and I like Derek too. Dustin/Steve are the best of the main cast Robin adds literally nothing. She’s obviously a legacy character that exists purely to prompt dialogue about gay topics and none of the gay scenes are interestingI like that they use Henry instead of Vecna’s true form for most villain scenes because he’s way scarier and much more interesting. Trueform Vecna doesn’t interest me at all and after researching past villains, I’m disappointed because the mind flayer looks like a true eldritch horror Max leaving Holly to fend for herself was really retarded and I don’t get why she didn’t try to shield Holly from Henry’s traumatic memoryWinona Ryder is not a good actress and her character concept was completely butcheredThe DnD glaze isn’t subtle. Every single “intelligent” character is able to quote DnD by heartThe Upsidedown seemed really scary at first but it’s just a wasteland the characters wander through with some mild restrictions. I thought there would be demons everywhere but it’s basically an empty stage for Ted talksOverall I get “it’s the final season vibes” and the whole gang is here complete with post-writer’s strike writing. I draw and the only characters I see myself drawing are Holly, Henry, Derek, and the monsters
>>216935732Is this also why you spam BBC on /b/?
>>216936593The fucks Max going to do she can be defeated by stairs right now
>>216936514Joyce's pussy is the highest award so you don't need to try anymore.
>>216936177No it's not, it's just Byler shippers. Never pander to those kind of shippers, because they don't watch the show, they watch their fantasy, they don't care about coherent plot.
>>216936607Try to watch 1st season. There are a lot of people who don't like Season 5.
>knows Max has been trying to get out for almost two years>knows the only way out is through the Creel house red room>knows Holly is with Max>has access to Holly's mind>can easily tap into her mind and see where they both are>still needs Will to "spy" on Max??? Vecna exposed as a retard
>>216936603It should be obvious that they aren't allowed to say it.
>>216936563Shut up kike pedo.
>>216936607>The cast is super bloated. Most of the acting is kinda bad but the script isn’t good either. Will is a terrible actorThere is no chemistry between actors except Max and Lucas, Holly and Derek and Dustin and Steve. Its like they all had big fallout between seasons 4 and 5Millie and Winona are the most atrocious in acting department they are literally parody of themselves tho
>>216935256In this season our gang of 16 year olds qualify for the senior discount as Old Country Buffet.
>>216936699>There is no chemistry between actors except Max and LucasThey have no chemistry
>>216936532It's going to be Cross Ange final but with Lucas, Max amd Vecna instead.
>>216936279the milf effect
What was up with that closeup on Holly's ass when she's going through the portal?
>>216936629She is going to fight by staying in the radio station, El would connect with her in the mind realm.
I don’t get it, Season 4 seemingly reignited everyone’s passion, so why is season 5 such a wet fart?
>>216936665>Walks out of the interdimensional gate>Kills a bunch of military goons>Levitates Will just to tell him he is a weak little bitch>Goes back to the Dimension X after doing nothingHe just has a lot of weirdly pointless scenes. This season is so fucking weak, man.
Why is steve still single?
>>216936750S4 sucked ass.
>>216936767You can suck my fat one
>>216936763Steve is MGTOW
>>216936755>i will leave you alive, powerful enemy, so you can cause problems for me later
>>216936755I found it weird how they didn't even have a shot of Vecna after Gayboy starts using his powers considering he was only walking after a little bit after. Like no reaction shot at all even if he was back in the upside down. Surely that would have been important lol
>>216936750What happened in S4?
>>216936767It was decent because of the Henry scenes. Now they're just like "eh fuck that character" let's have gay will cry every episode.
>>216936169le funny fatkid
>>216936755>Black military officer is built up as the big bad of the human enemies in season 4>Spends all his screen time in season 5 asking where Eleven is and dies
How many episodes are left? This schizo breaks inbetween releasing a couple is fucking weird. It feels like nothings happened at all.
>>216936814>What happened in s4Two characters actually died (for real).
>>216936814CHRISSY WAKE UUUUP
>>216936383why is Nancy barefeet?
>>216936699I agree but I don’t think Max and Lucas have chemistry. Dustin and Steve do sort of but it’s more bromance borne of extreme circumstances than natural chemistry. Steve has more chemistry with Nancy than she does with her bf. Mike has more chemistry with his silent mother than any of the romantic relationships I noticed>>216936657if I were to watch an earlier season I would choose something featuring Henry or the Mind Flayer, I don’t really care about any of the kids or seeing where Harper begins, I kinda get it. My favorite scenes in season 5 are all demogorgon attacks
>>216936310god i fucking love mature milfs
>>2169368521 left. they will use running up that hill to defeat vecna
>>216936763Steve chad hates womenWill incel don't like girls
>>216936814Aura farminghttps://youtu.be/6vs4mgUkGOY?si=dvwuxhSjZNwtqfjM
>>216936763That's actually a good thing, there's no more room in this cast for relationship drama. Steve is one of the better characters and it's because he's active in the story and it doesn't revolve around trying to saving his girl friend or chasing her around for attention. But also character growth, man is not going to settle down for some small town idiot after all he's done, he needs to leave Hawkins and marry some California baddie that sails, surfs, and hikes, and cooks.
>>216936879jesus christ what a fucking bland finale
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
>>216936805Remember when the gang in Russia attacks the demos to help the gang in the Hawkins upside down? Apparently now Vecna can't feel his hive getting compound fractures even though he's like 30 feet away.
>>216936383jeet, the niglet negress, murray, the ginger dyke gf, and mr clark have zero place being there lol - fuck, max should have died and jonathan at a minimum (but nancy can die too, she has not been at all likeable since s1). The Duffers are such retarded cowards
This show should have ended with season 3. 4 was still decent,but the highlights of 4 weren't worth this drop in quality in 5. The ending of 3 felt like a series finale.
>>216936904It was a very good season.
>>216936750s4 everyone went wild for Eddie for some reason but atleast it was a great set up season and the running up that hill meme held cutural reference.Other things in s4 were lots of character development Eleven becoming a person etc.Then s5 just pretends everything happened in s4 wasn't relevant or important.Like Eleven is back to square one mute weirdoNancy and Jonathan went nowhereHopper is just fat and cynical again like s2Steve is still Steven which is basedRobin went to supershit
>>216936876the writing for her character is the saddest shitthey just can't let women in this show be shitthey had to give her a redemption arc because fans were raking her over the coals for being a drunk, adulteress, pedo.
>hopper... mike, i....
>>216936899>some California baddie that sails, surfs,Isnt that just Billy KEK
>>216936607>The cast is super bloated>>216936699>There is no chemistry between actorsI think it's a combination of problems. The cast seem more like they were picked on their face -value ability to portray a character. Like the sleazy, unscrupulous smuggler guy. He was perfectly cast for that original role. But that really starts to be a problem when they are afraid to throw any of these characters away. So now he get to the point where we are looking at 20 assholes sitting in a room, and none of them were picked for their ability to sit in a room together
>>216935311Slayed?
>>216936796I love how he refused to even harm wills mom during her momboss moment after he killed all the soldiers with ease even finished off some wounded. I thought this guy was meant to be a legit psychopath but he won't hurt a mother lmao. It would've been a perfect way to hurt will.
>>216936969>he was only 19, you sick bitch!
>>216936763That's because in the school world he was the popular guy, but in the real world he has no posh job, no college that assotiates with no good future and staying in this small town forever, so now all the girls that didn't get his attetion can be cunts to him, because being popular that was important in the school to survive isn't a thing anymore. If Steve's say that he wants huge family to the woman and that he would marry her on the spot, most women first reaction - HELP.
>>216936904season one and three are the only one's that managed to be kino !FACTOS!
>Shawn Levy: I believe the Abyss is not Dimension X. Ask the Duffers, so I can finally understand the answer.>Duffer Brothers: Abyss is Dimension X>https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/stranger-things-5-max-escape-vecna-1236610216/Fucking kek
>>216936755>THE TIME HAS COME>THE TIME IS NEAR>IT IS TIME>IT REALLY IS THE TIME THIS TIME
>Best part of season 4>Have a whole scene in season 5 dedicated to shitting on him for no reason
>Dustin, Max, Lucas, Steve, Nancy, VecnaSolid performances all around, can probably have a career after this.>Mike, Eleven, Will, KaliAwful, wooden, will not have much of a career in the future.>MurrayNot sure if it's just the writing and the character being completely shoehorned in, but easily the worst character this season.>Robin, JonathanOk, good moments here and there. Might be an issue of not really being given much material.>Hopper, Joyce, Dr. KayJust here to collect a paycheck. Winona Ryder and David Harbour are probably the best actors here, so it's extra apparent that they're just completely phoning it in this season.>Holly, Delightful DerekProbably doing the best work this season, obviously it's always hard to tell with child actors, but I could see both of them building decent careers off of this.
>>216936875>HenryHe appears only in Season 4> Mind FlayerLulLmao even
>>216937011...How the fuck do you think X isn't Abyss? They are the exact damn same except Dimension X is a military glowie name vs. Dustin calling it that due to DnD faggotry
>>216936904Really the only negative parts of season 3 were that it lobotomized Mike and Hopper. It was solid otherwise, better than season 2.
>>216936310Get her drunk and give her a walkman with Abba's greatest hits and she'd have that shit cleared up within 12 hours.
>>216936946>fans want mr clark to help as was tradition in s1-s3>duffers interpret this as them literally dragging this guy into their bullshit and he is now a party memberGod they are so fucking stupid
>>216935296my sister introduced this show to my nephew, praying it isn't gay = good pozfest >>216935363that's all of hollywood at this point just a cabal washing their child trafficking cash with poorly cobbled together AI scripts
>>216937024>but I could see both of them building decent careers off of this.I agree that they should get good momentumThey are also lucky that they appear only in 1 season so there is no enough time to associate them with one role only.
>>216936383why is everyone so ugly?and do you think the kids realize they have no career after this?
>>216937024Speaking of characters, where the fuck is Doctor Owens?
>>216936983The smuggler guy is the same in every scene. He has 0 depth, he’s either excitedly showing something off or making antagonistic remarks with an upside down smile. He definitely should have died before he became this repetitive >>216937030why is it lame? It seemed interesting in the wiki
>>216936904>>216937046It introduced robin and lesbo shit. It was trash.
>>216937030I honestly expect a half heared 'it was the particles that corrupted henry all along' line after Vecna is defeated by way of paying off all the shit the play conveyed vs. what everyone with knowledge of that play wanted and expected which was MF showing up to wreck shit. I can still remember people having enough hope for s5 that they actually thought Vol 1 would be Vecna before MF, or Vol 2 would be the end of Vecna and MF in finale
>>216937022The moment he appeared, I knew he'd die. Just because they did the exact same thing in the previous seasons. Still he was a very fun character.
How did Steve, Mike and Dustin survived Hollywood?
Why does Eleven speak like a retard again after speaking perfectly fine in season 4?
>>216937022Well he didn't really need to do what he did. Steve was a dick to say it but he was right. Dustin had already made it through, and Eddie could have easily climbed up too.
>>216937022>best partIf you're 5.
>>216937100>why is it lame?It's not lame. But MF barealy appears. And there is only 1 episode left so not much they can od with it
Cant wait for drinker review
>>216937110Finn Wolfhard looks dead inside so I’m not sure he survived
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>>216935256Do young girls really dress like that nowadays???
>>216937089Literally the only one predicted to do anything worthwhile is Sadie Sink, she's been the fan favorite this season as she's the only one who's acting is worth a damn, made a good movie (The Whale) and is going to be in the next Spiderman.
>>216937103Robin was a very fun character and the lesbo thing didn't felt forced or out of place. Unlike Will bumboy speech.
>>216937145I remember when people though Noah's overacted RUNNNNNNN!! bit in the trailer related to the monsters invading en masse or the MF reappearing in full form. Instead it's a psychic hijink thing to tell Max, who should have fucking died in s4, to run away from Vecna who is too busy writhing over his broken leg
>>216937118she is back to his former self
>>216937149I’d rather listen to someone who actually watches what they review
>>216937105They pretty well lay out that Henry was corrupted by Dimension X. Whatever entity controls it, the mindflayer or whatever.
>>216937118Anon...i....
>>216937145That one episode is twice longer then one episode.
>>216937100Yeah. I think he was a really fun plot device for maybe a season, just to give the team weapons/tools, but he's not really a character.
The review bombing of S5E7 is the stupidest thing I've ever seen amongst any fandom ever.The episode might be underwhelming for the fact it's the penultimate episode of the series, but the episode isn't even bad. It's the embarrassing homophobes, and fans of a certain ship that are acting like it's the worst thing they've ever seen.Seriously, some of you need to get a life. It's insane.
>gets beaten up by baby 11>max hurts him and escapes>11 beats him AGAIN>gets burned and shot by teens and has to run away>spends S5 in his human pedophile disguise or shows up to do nothing but aurafarm and say IT IS TIME again and again before he has a "MY LEG!" injury, fails to kill a ginger monkee with three demodogs, and then barely recaptures a fleeing 7 year oldWhat a shitty fucking villain
>>216936904>billy plotlineKino!>scoops crew plotline Kino!>flesh monster plotlineKino!>everything else Garbo!
>>216937214>it's 4chan that's seething about bylerTell your tale to reddit, man.
>>216937214>actually butthurt people are review bombing it because it's pro-homoYou people are a fucking joke. You're like christians from the 90s with your cult of faggotry
>>216937214The Fandom Menace and its consequences have been a disaster for entertainment
>>216937189Yes but my point is the play means people expect the MF to show up and wreck shit. I really won't be surprised if he's beaten and only then does a character spell out to us that it was the particles controlling Henry all along. That is literally it for the finale by way of paying off what the play showed everyone rather than Vecna having to realise his understanding of reality is all a lie and MF shows up and then everyone has to defeat that thing. I am expecting peak underwhelming laziness
>>216937226>it was only 75% kinoWhich is roughly 65% more kino than 4 or 5.
>>216937110These three has something that grounds them. They have activities that aren't just acting on TV or movies.
>>216936876for me it's holly
>>216937234reddit doesn't endorse will or mike eithernot sure where people are seeing fans being upset about mike not dropping to his knees to blow will after his confession. Is it a ticktok thing? I thought twitter hated that shipping too?
>>216937199>twice longer then one episode.Its not though Its 2h10 min but 40 min of that is a years later flashforward epilogue. The stuff involving Vecna is barely and hour and a half.
>>216937251I agree. I think Henry was influenced by the MF before, but when El sent him back to Dimension X he fully took him over. The Vecna in S5 is the MF and Henry merged.
>>216936991lesbian porn, same folks that make BLACKED
>Season 4 is universally agreed upon to be the best season after 1>Reignited people’s interest in the show and had several cultural impacts>Season 5 undoes everything from 4 and treats it like it never happened
>Vecna wants to smash pissrealm into earthWhat was the point of the tunnels then? Up until the last episode it has always basically been the UD infecting Earth like a cancer rather than bringing a barren piss desert to earth
>>216937280That’s a child
>>216937308The number of fixes are really quite easy to, it is all very frustratingly and even comically bad
>>216937316According to Dustin, the cracks are to weaken both worlds for better merging. He did the same in the abyss (that's how Holly escaped.
>>216937214>underwhelmingThat's an understatement. I even forgot about all the gay shit by the end of the episode. "Homophobes" it's just a scapegoat to deflect how bad the episode and the entire season have been.
What's your opinion about Duffler Bros?For me they look like solid directors who can make something good if they put efforts into it. It also feels like they are fed up with Netflix bullshit.
>>216937214This the episode wasn't brilliant, it was good. It really it's the blind shippers that ignore the plot and chatacterization are blowing up.
nobody say "out of 10", istg
>>216937308>Season 4 is universally agreed upon to be the best season after 1lolno.
>>216937349Ah okay. Seems Vecna's endgame is basically make Earth into Fallout seeing as how I don't think he wants total genocide of humanity
>>216937329>>216937366/10
Guys, I should confess. I think that play's plot is kino and it's needed to be adapted.
>>216937370lol yeah
>>216937022I genuinely don’t know why people seem to like him so much.But having a character so devastated by his passing that he lashes out and pushes everyone away feels like a fine tribute. Bob just got a drawing on the fridge.
>>216937357They've been given huge resources to deliver their vision and it has turned out that either their vision wasn't good or they were too unskilled to properly articulate it. They have nothing to be fed up of.
>>216937361>it was goodPump your brakes, anon. Let's not get carried away. Even aside from the gay stuff, the whole thing was a contrived shitshow.
>>216937308>Season 4 is universally agreed upon to be the best season after 1Most people usually either say 2 or 3. General opinion I've seen of 4 is Hawkins plot was good, everything else shit and way too long.
>>216937382A good portion of s5 SHOULD have been dedicated to Henry's backstory rather than all the pointless dicking around on the military, the jeet, and the dream realm the children inhabit (rather than them all being kidnapped but in a coma so there is no consciousness at all - sorry Hollypedos, she isn't necessary beyond being a plot device)
>>216937383Swooning over meme characters does not make a season good. There's a reason no one can tell you what happened in S4.
>>216937316The tunnels were used to help open up rifts or connect the abyss to hawkins through the upside down. Apparently Vecna can't do shit without using depressed kids as vessels. Will, Max, Holly and her classmates.
>>216937316To make cracks so that worlds could merge.
>>216937403Preeeetty sure most people would say 2 or 3 was the worst season prior to 5
>>2169374034 was garbage normies only liked it at the time because it was new and shiny like they've done with every other season.
The problem with wordlbuilding like this is that it's way too late and feels like an asspull. For good worldbuilding you need to sprinkle in things so the world is larger than it seems. The "the upside down is actually le wormhole" came out of left field so hard it just feels like a fucking retcon.
so they lied?
>>216937214>fandomGo back predditor. This is the gayest fucking word to ever be uttered.
>>216937426It probably takes quite a bit of mental juice to merge two realities, anon. Using the weak-willed minds of kids makes sense.
>>216937420>>216937439There’s no reason to be contrarian about season 4 when we’re already shitting on season 5
>>216937357They obviously don't want to deal with Neflix anymore, that's why they are leaving Netflix.
>>216937436Who's that, all the retards in your head?
>>216937443I don't think they ever actually lied about that. They just kept saying shit like "high stakes" and "dark finale" everyone just rand with that despite the fact they've never killed anyone that mattered in 9 whole years
>>216937329erm, actually, despite the character of Holly Wheeler only being 7 years old, the actress, Nell Fisher ACKSHUALLY turned 15 last month. So you're wrong, She's a teen aged young woman
>>216937411Imagine half an episode basically being a small bottle episode of Henry fighting off demos and surviving in the piss realm and showing what really happened between him and MF, i.e. MF communicates via a shadow Brenner and makes Vecna his general, they build that weird claw tree thing, etc and begin scheming. Infinitely more interesting and entertaining than the jeet, than the endless scenes of pedo Henry interacting with Holly and co, than most of the stuff really
>>216937443>no big deathsSo they are going to save Henry and he is going to sleep between Joyce and Hopper?Mind Flayer survives too.
>>216937471>contrarian No one cared for S4, dumbass.
>>216937110Finn was groomed by Jon Tron and the Smiling Friends dude since a young age
>>216937386It doesn't track for me either. It's like they're writing it from a perspective of a character who was outcast before his life was changed by Eddie accepting and mentoring him. Which doesn't fit in any way with Dustin, since Dustin already had a very strong friend group that shared his interests.
https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2005275257435738363this is the first time i have laughed at an ai generated video
>>216937496The fact that this supposed 7 year old comes across as 12-14 got annoying quite fast
>>216937509Rage bait
>>216937398I'm not denying that it wasn't contrived. Sorry, it wasnt to the level of shitshow.
>>216937110If the Duffers are greedy enough may as well doing a Dustin-Steve spin off. They are the only entertaining characters left. I give jack shit about any character interaction except those two lol
>>216937357They need to be restrained there's no real secret why ST early season with a small budget is better than ST later seasons with a budget slightly smaller than the US military.
>>216937527>if I keep repeating S4 was popular it'll be true
>>216937443They didn't lie. They from the begining was saying it's not GoT don't expect the red wedding, it not that kind of the show.
>>216937556NTA but I do recall it being popular due the villain novelty, the max scene, the cliffhanger, etc. I think it was more with time that people realised the only story that has any rewatch value at all is the Hawkins one and the rest suck outside of an initial watch
>>216937175This image will never not make me laugh. KEK. What is wrong with modern directors? You see an actor make a face this bad you obviously do another take.
>>216935352Zoomali
>>216937594Botox and fillers don’t allow her face to emote
>>216937204he has that one scene with the potato sacks when he became a little bit more, but otherwise he’s always the same>>216937251didn’t Henry encounter a shadow figure as a child and that is partly the reason for him losing his grip on reality? it is also the case that his memories are accessible implying his mind has been split or whatever. my theory is that the gang will venture into Henry’s memories in order to defeat him and uncover the truth that way and the reveal will be that henry is a prisoner in his own mind and by killing him they will doom eleven and the Indian girl. There will be some monologue between realHenry and Eleven and he’s going to be like I enjoyed our games of chess, cue tears, then destroy himself and the hivemind in the process, killing the lingering traces in eleven’s blood to open the floor for some NOOOOOO!!!! EL!!!!!!!!! and by the wounded bedside monologues but she will be ok in the end
>>216937586They have never ever helped their case via constant death baiting. Max should be dead. Ted and Karen should be dead. Jonathan should be dead. Murray can die but if not he is not needed beyond cameo appearances. The jeet? Should have left well enough alone. The dyke nurse should not be there. Mr Clark should not be there beyond helping them with advice the way he did in s1-s3
>>216937517lmaoo
>>216937517Okay maybe AI is worth sacrificing all future DRAM and the end of personal computing
>>216937642>"oh fucking finally" I basically said 3 years ago when it looked like max would die - they finally killed off a character>oh nevermind they pussied out again but she is now blind so whatever, at least the characters can have wounds>she is no longer blind and there is zero consequence other than her being temporarily weakened and wheelchair bound
I guess it's like when you start your first job, fresh out of college. At first you're in every meeting, you're staying late to get shit done, you're working through lunch. But as time goes by and you start climbing the ladder, you start learning how much latitude you have, and how half-assed everyone else is, and how little managers care what you do as long as you hit your pathetic deliverables targets. So you start stealing pens and skipping meetings, and before you know it you're writing off perfectly functional $5000 scanner/printers so you can load them into a van and sell them in Chinatown. In this metaphor the job represents making a TV show and stealing pens represents spending the budget on cocaine and using the show to casting-couch barely legal starlets.
The Duffers want to leave Netflix, maybe that's why this season is so shockingy awful. This is their The Dark Knight Rises.
>>216937511This is so surreal to me, crossed paths with one of the Stranger things/It kids on an instagram meme page and everyone called him a jew in the comments, one of the gumball VAs was a regular in the comments too.
>>216937594>you obviously do another takeIf there's one thing I can guarantee its that there was another take. They shot and reshot everything to the extent there's apparently 600 hours of footage the coming out scene alone took 12 hours. I fear this was just the best one.
>>216937517KINO
>>216935706Holly doesn’t need you. She has a man.
>>216937759>jewNoah Schnapp looks uncanny because it's like someone took a yiddish face and tried to edit and contort into being some WASP goy face but the job was not done perfectly at all so there are a bunch of things that add up to make a disconcerting face. Wolfhard has a tremendous beak and he'd be far better off with a small nose but he doesn't look anywhere near as off
>>216937517back in the old days this would have been a shitty voice over, or a hand drawn youtube video and it would have been funnier and some town in Kentucky would have water.
>>216935352there weren't fucking Somolians in 1980s Indiana. give me a fucking break. one of the worst types of non-whites. they're all inbred. it's an instinctual disgust. can't help be repulsed by the sight
>>216937675i'm getting a laptop so-dimm to put in an adapter
>>216937744>no, no, stop! stop throwing money at me! leave me alone, I'm rich enough! stop enabling me to manifest my passion project you assholes!
>>216937517>i will never ever understand white peoplehe's just like me fr
>>216935368>Would the gang have known about Gary AIDS?Yes, he did that da-na-na-na HEY song they play at football games
>>216937833Unironically possible, they have enough money to exist as comfortably as they want to. IIRC they may still reside in their home state rather than LA
>>216935925Why would Vecna spare Joyce even if he knew her?Dude murdered his mom and sister in an instant.
>>216936844Black general was 100% forced out to make way for 80 year old sarah conor to keep boomers invested. >REMEMBER THE TERMINATORShe is so fucking shit and not intimidating
>>216937818Wouldn't Max-Lucas be hugely controversial in mid 80s small town Indiana?
>>216937799>but he doesn't look anywhere near as offSir that is Andy Samberg's weird looking younger brother
Would be based if Trump and a cgi MJ show up to support Robin.
>>216937799Well yeah i just can't remember what kid it was, Finn was in both but I don't believe it was him. Maybe Noah or some other kid. It was years ago but it was pretty funny don't think I saw him ever comment again but he probably still followed the page for years.
>>216937795Based Holly.She sees Ted, Steve and Jonathan as failure boyfriends/husbands to her mom and sister.Goes more for a Lucas type.
it's just a phase, she'll get over it
>>216936844He’s still alive but burnt and injured.But he saw Vecna with his own eyes.He’ll probably agree with the good guys now since he sees Dr Owens was right.
>>216937967Where the fuck is Dr Owens anyway?
>>216937896she kinda sucks because they don’t do anything with her character. she’s actually pretty smart and can pull off the no morals governmental official pretty well but they have her act directly for some reason and as the show went on they have her immaculate perm swept forward and tossled to make her look frazzled by the gang’s antics while having almost no dialogue and it doesn’t help with her image. it also doesn’t help that she’s 5’3 or something walking beside a 6’5 guy and then she is somehow able to body the guy into a parked car and chew him out at eye level. the writing is so badimo the government needed a businessman type character as it’s big bad but the woman is fine as the Dr. underling
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>>216936383I’m glad.It makes Mr Clark and Vickie see what the main heroes have been doing the last 4 seasons to save the world.
>>216937896It's so fucking tedious. We don't fucking need military villains anymore who are comically intransigent and obsessed with 11 even has Vecna is raping them. Have Owens being in charge and the military are allies for once but even then they can't win against the UD
>>216937829So-dimms aren't cheaper
>>216937214I like the idea of fags and chuds both review bombing the same thing for opposite reasons.
>>216937357They were good when they were trying now they’re your typical jewish hacks
>>216935956To be fair, it was a sci-fi coma.
>>216935915Did she get buccal fat removal like all zoomette casting couchers in Hollywood?
>>216936215The writers have to take out their inferiority complex with White men on him.
>>216937089It's less that they have no career and it's more that the ones that have good agents and some luck (and suck a jew cock every now and then) will maybe get a real breakout roll now that Stranger Things is GoT-ing. Some of them can act which is always the foundation, but the 4 young boys don't really have any presence on screen so this is largely it.
>>216936904So >>216937046 and >>216937226 are correct. There's a lot of fun with the season but the real creep of the Duffers not being able to keep the plot and characters coherent starts here.
>>216938191wrong: https://www.techpowerup.com/344404/laptop-sodimm-to-dimm-adapters-gain-traction-as-dram-costs-rise>the price for a 16 GB DDR5-4800 SODIMM module is around €100, while comparable desktop DDR5-4800 memory DIMMs are priced at approximately €146
