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>>216937976Any webm requests?
I don’t think Mike, Lucas, Will, and Eleven have spoken to Dustin since season 2
>>216938043Compilation of El trying to emote with Botox face kek
>>216938043This but with subtitles.https://x.com/Huff4Congress/status/2005275257435738363
Millie bobby brown is such a bimbo.
>>216938043holly
>>216937976One thing I’m sad for is not seeing the party all together this season. I’d even have Erica substitute for Max until she woke up.I really wanted to see them all grouped together.
>>216938087That’s a child
So Netflix really just threw away millions to cast Linda Hamilton as a glorified extra?
>sorcerer>sorcerer>sorcerer>"holly the heroic, a priest, is cool because she can use dimension door"I hate nu-D&D "fans" like you wouldn't believe.
>>216938087Built for Josh.
>>216937976To think in the final season they'd all be less plot relevant and get less screentime than Holly.
>>216938079Someone already made that in earlier thread, webm related
>>216937976>two yids>a negro>a mutt negress>a wop>a bong>only attractive one is an All-American white girllmao
>>216938077Max is supposed to be Eleven's best friend, she cried over Max's death/coma. Max finally wakes up and Eleven doesn't acknowledge her.
>>216938112So far yes.
Can someone explain to me why the general showed up when they drove through the gate? She's just randomly strolling around the base, alone? Did she come out into a firefight alone? Why was she even there? Why the fuck would she be armed with a pistol, 0 armor whatsoever, in the middle of an active firefight?
>>216938141obsessed
>2 of the last 3 episodes in the series>decide to have long boring discussions between characters that don't really change anythingwhy?
>>216938141>attractive
>live Mike reaction
>>216938080Holy kino. If the voices were better it'd be perfect.
It a bit weird how the gang is apprently fine with becoming domestic terrorists killing multiple soldiers who weren't even gov spooks just regular guard grunts. It should have got a mention, in previous seasons they never went this far.
Why did Dr. Kay make up some bullshit about how Vecna would be attacking the Russians if they had captured El? That makes zero sense to me.
>>216938173>maybe the real evil was homophobia all along
>>216937976Reaffirming my belief that only pedos enjoy this show
>*disappears from your show*
>>216937976i'm always laughin at the shit they make em wear for gay photoshoots. what a bunch of idiots and fruitcakes
>>216938086For you
>>216938112she probably doesn't cost that much
so its the 1980s and not one person calls vecna a fag, retarded, etc. none of these kids talk like 80s kids
>>216938192I think its fair to say anyone involved in their operation is a government spook all the way down to the kitchen staff, not exactly innocent security guards.The issue is more how characters like Nancy who have never killed someone before are perfectly cool with gunning down multiple people and just smirking afterwards.
>>216938080Thats way too much work
>>216938222Thought he died when they killed all those scientists in the lab last season from a helicopter?
>>216938141Heres your attractive girl
>age 19>age 26character is supposed to be 17 years old
>>216938226>my powers... have... doubled since the last time we met henry
Eleven’s kind of the unspoken main protagonist of the show and she’s barely appeared in season 5
>>216938096>>216938171Any specific moment?
>>216938273She’s supposed to be 20 actually in season 5
>>216938043Democrat or mormon
>>216938222Oh fuck I'd forgotten they'd left him alive did he see the script and nope out?
>>216938273She's not a good actress either. Like when Will's powers activates and he begins lifting the Demos. Not to say Finn or the black are incredible but they convey a mixture of confusion and terror when the Demos are airlifted. Robin is like 'huuuh? whhaa? weird' - totally mundane slight confusion
>>216938261It was implied that black military man was gonna capture and torture him, but now black military man is dead and Doc is still MIA
>>216938125There is going to be a kiss scene of these two in the finale isnt there
So, do we have any ideas on what a potential spin-off might look like?Or do we all agree they're just going to do a Holly Wheeler show?
>>216938261Nope.Sullivan took his ass to prison.
>>216938197I suppose she assumes that since El got her powers from being infused with Henry's blood, and Henry can control the demos, then if they capture El and make more numbers with her blood they'll be able to control the demos on behalf of the US government.It's dire horrible writing that it's taken this long to explain her motivation though.
>>216938294>demogorgon>democratholy shit
>>216938289I mean they also repeatedly said this is a season set around Will and he's barely done fuck all since episode 4. Pretty clear they're just saying anything to anyone at this point.
>>216938043Vecna telling Will he is a fag and then walking away.
>>216938273Why do white women age like shit??
>>216938294What?
>>216938290Derek and Josh fight over Holly. With Holly smirking and decides for both.
>>216938248>The issue is more how characters like Nancy who have never killed someone before are perfectly cool with gunning down multiple people and just smirking afterwards.Leftists, the group who seems to adore Stranger Things no matter how shitty it is, eat this shit up despite it being heavily steeped in "gun-culture" as they'd call it. It's okay they really neeeeed to consume the slop, allowances must be made!
>>216938277They built up this big rivalry between Eleven and Henry in season 4, but for some reason Henry has beef with Will now and forgot Eleven exists
>>216938318>Or do we all agree they're just going to do a Holly Wheeler show?Oh its definetly set on her no way she and the other kids get this much screen time otherwise
>>216938337Someone is going to do that on Grok if it allows
>>216938316The military villains shouldn't exist this season, the military presense should have Owens in charge and they are actually allied with the heroes but even then the UD can't be beaten so it adds to the forebode and sense of stakes. We don't fucking need Sarah Connor, the jeet, comically intasigent military men obsessed with 11 even as Vecna anally rapes them with his fingers, the endless heists and stealth missions that exist to circumnavigate the military, etc. It is such a fucking drag and none of it was necessary because a handwave that Washington decided Owens is the man they need in charge would have been more than sufficient
>>216938197I think the answer is that they would be using El to open or close gates to pull Vecna's attention away from Hawkins and the US. The Russians couldn't open gates in Russia for some reason but they could do it in Hawkins with ease. Eleven is the only person who can open and close them, as she opened the first one.
So when Henry was a kid he gets infected by the Mindflayer but then when he goes to the Abyss he creates the Mindflayer and becomes the hivemind but hes actually always been the Mindflayer?
>>216938318No Holly Wheeler show. No Hawkins.Spin-off will deal with another part of America with a portal to the other dimension that Henry found.
>>216938360Building up a gay romance to milk the fag audience.
>>216938248True it just feels a bit odd. If they're soldiers serving under a classified intelligence division you'd expect them to have better equipment and tactics but everything about them feels regular grunts.
>>216938273my god she aged so, so bad absolutely criminal
>>216938077Eleven hasn’t but the rest have
>>216938388The play made people think at some point in Vol 2 to MF would return in all its glory and now there is cope it will happen in the rushed finale but me? I am expecting something truly as anticlimatic and lazy as sin like after Vecna dies, we get 'I saw his memories, it was the particles that controlled him all along' and that's fucking it by way of paying off the play that nobody has been able to shut up
>>216938087The “I think we’re alone now” sequence was genuinely the best part of the season. Not even a Hollypedo.It felt so much more genuine, instead of retreading the same shit they’ve been doing for 4 seasons. It must’ve been refreshing for the crew, because it’s even shot better.
>>216938043Lucas kicking the Demodog out of the Elevator
>>216938043Or this but with subtitleshttps://x.com/promptpirate_x/status/2004846651685703896
>>216937976>there are tards on twitter now claiming that deleted byler scenes exist
>>216938396Will it be set in the 90's?
>>216938449Episode and timestamp?
>>216938449>fast and ferocious as fuck>become demosnails once in the laundry>and defeated by a mrs wheeler who somehow knew where to be and had to wherewithal about using oxygen to triumph over them despite her conditionkek
>>216938388When Henry was a kid he gets infected by the particles. Then when he gets sent to Dimension X, he’s drawn to the Mindflayer cloud because of the particles inside of him.he then shapes the cloud into a spider like being: the Mindflayer
>>216938318Well I mean originally it was supposed to be an anthology. The natural evolution would be 90s set in the suburbs, new cast of characters. No fan service please!
>bylers are so delusional that they’re now claiming that an entire mike/will love plot was just cut by netflix because they fell for fake leaks
Behind the scenes look into the Stranger Things writing roomhttps://youtu.be/1d4Pcb7eWKo?si=R962P3ktWOhXxG2m
>>216938458Byler is mental illness. At least in BBC Sherlock there were a bunch of bizarre sexual tension scenes between John and Sherlock, John's wife was dead by the finale, and throughout the whole show characters kept asserting they were in a gay romance. Will-Mike has never been anything but the gay boy have unrequited feelings for a friend who is totally oblivious to this and totally caught up in his relationship with a girl
>>216938489>>216938459They already tried a 1990's show called Everything Sucks but it got cancelled after 1 season.
>>216938494and also that they made the show make more sense (?)
>>216938451Nah, my usual tool to download video from brwser embedded videos isnt working Also I need to manually add subtitles for a minute long video. Its way too much work. I might have done it in my NEET phase
>>216938460It's S5E6 around 58:30
>>216938504I remember once reading a fart sniffing post by a Johnlocker about how Johnlockers represent the very best and brightest of humanity. And that's from people who had far more reason to expect a gay romance than here, so Byler types must be truly unhinged freaks
>>216938197Because she needs that they would still hunt El. She obviously it uses as excuse gor others to get El for more experiments. She going to be betrayed by her own men.
>>216938584English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>216938458To be fair thats a gone viral cope from everyone not just bylers because some leaker months ago said Max and El go on a mission, it was meant to take longer to rescue Will, etc. Basically no one interacts the writing is shit and people are doing a snydercut cope.
>>216937976Fuck's sake. What the hell is wrong with zoomers. Her face is so off-putting. Imagine being Finn in this scene and having to look at that face right next to her. How didn't he burst out laughing.
>season 19.5/10>season 28/10>season 37/10>season 48/10>season 54/10
How hard was Noah Schnapp molested by Netflix executives?
>>216938489They should set it in the late 90s/early 00s. Media hardly touches on that era and a lot of adults are now nostalgic for that.
>>216938618Let me fix that for you>Season 26/10>Season 38/10
>>216938616What's up with those puffy nasolabial folds? I am 29, British too, and even during my winter bulk where I am carrying more weight than I otherwise do and right after Christmas I don't have those swollen things between my lips and nose
>>216938616She looks like a 50s italian mobster. KEK.
>>216938318So far we only have Holly, but it sounds like spin off would have different town and completly different characters.
>>216938248>>216938427>hopper has to gun down a platoon of soldiers after his stupid mistake (leaving the knife) makes them suspicious >immediately resorts to victim blaming, while torturing and mind-fucking a captured soldier, alluding to crimes he surely committed in some far off land and shit about making necklaces out of ears (could’ve had 11 actually find fucked up shit he did in his memories, but no, projecting is just as good)>differentiates between spooks and grunts, so the audience doesn’t need to have any moral qualms about soldiers being murdered. They’re just bad guys>in the very next scene, 11 immediately murders a grunt. Again, necessary because of her own mistake >says “sorry” with zero emotion like an absolute psychopath as she snaps his neck >a few episodes later, Nancy, a girl fresh out of high school, happily guns down some more soldiers >no hesitation, no remorse, just “nice shooting” quips
How does the current venca hive mind lore exactly work with the upside down creatures. Does it make Dustins Demo-dog Dart in season 3 a plothole since Dart showed independent nature, decision-making and bonded with Dustin. Was this really venca just messing with dustin now?
>>216938671Marvelisation. IIRC in season 1-2 Hopper didn't kill a single person. Even the spooks themselves were quite wary to start dropping townsfolk left and right after Benny.
>>216938660geneticsshe's just unlucky that she grew up to be unattactiveshit doesn't matter, she's filthy fucking rich and married with a kid already she can be as ugly as she wants.
>>216938616Finn thinking to himself in this scene:>Fucking hell. You're one ugly motherfucker. Good thing I hooked up with Saddie instead (when she was still in her prime).
>>216938494They even have a hashtag#NETFLIXRELEASETHEVOL2FILES
>>216938693Whole hive mind thing is a bit of a mess, but it seems like the individual creatures have their own agency and animal instinct it's only that they have to abide by a droad direction like find and kill X. The dog didn't have a directive to slaughter Dustin and co. so Dustin could basically finesse his way out of that situation because of his preexisting connection to Dart
Maybe I’m misremembering, but didn’t the lost sister have an accent in season 2? Now it’s gone
>>216938711Probably. She has an unfortunate phenotype some British women have like Miranda Hart. Long horse faced look with these beady little medium brown coloured eyes.
>>216938716>Good thing I hooked up with Saddie instead (when she was still in her prime).She's obviously lesbian. Stop trying to push this garbage, kike.
salamun alaykum my arab friends
>>216938740I skipped most of her dialogue scenes but I recall the dwarf speaking with a Bri'ish accent at the flesh wall and then later it reverted to an entirely American one.
Tentacles attached to children’s mouths makes me uncomfortable and I’d be very hesitant to depict that.
>>216938761>based homophobes hate it>mentally ill byler trannies hate it>general audiences hate it because the whole episode was shit and the coming out scene was embarrassingly executedkek gg brothers duff
>>216938449Kek! I legit thought it hit an invisible forcefield from El when I first saw that scene.
>7 episodes>Almost 10 hours of TV>Not a single thing has happenedHow did they achieve this?
>>216938761inshallah will byers is haram
>>216938616This frame is insane
>>216938740She was born in Denmark, learned British English first, and is putting on an American one. Real mystery meat accent.
Why has nothing happened this season? 90% of the screen time is taken up by characters spouting exposition or needlessly picking fights with each other.Especially Eleven and Hopper. You’d think after seasons 3 and 4, they’d never say anything negative to each other ever again
For me the best part of people shitting on this is people shitting on Millie Bobby Brown for just constantly mogging in every scene because a fucking 21 year old got botox and lip fillers like a 50 year old celebrity trying to feel young
>>216938799Wrong thread, this isn’t /plurb/
>>216938693The demos come from the Abyss. They presumably are just wild animals roaming around free there. So I guess the ones we usually see are ones Vecna has specifically taken over and used for his own purposes, whereas Dart must have just wandered through on his own somehow.
>>216938494Where do you faggots even read about this shit? Every thread I see bylerfags this or bylerfags that. I'm sure it's not on reddit either, are you tik tok zoomies?
>>216938616It also looks like she's green screener into the scene wtf lol
>>216938798Same. It leaps at him with such force and then suddenly flies backwards like a beach ball.
>>216938789I found him reciting all the normal shit he has in common with everyone else and going 'I just i just just just just' over and over again like some woman to be nauseating. And it was to an audience of people, half of which have fuck all connection to the character and even the characters Will is connected to were looking on as if they couldn't be more bored with the proceedings - with the underlying message that Vecna will be defeated by embracing the gay. It was a perfect storm of shit.
If you were to list the Top 5 Stranger Things character deaths, who would they be? In order.
>>216938803DEAN DEAN I GOT DEMON BLOOD IN ME DEAN
>>216938803>Eyy Tone, I'm going to make you an offer you cannot refuse
>>216938494
>>216938740>>216938808Also, weren’t there news articles about her being born in the UK and then being kidnapped, which completely contradicts the whole “Henry blood” thing they’ve got going on now?
>>216938803jesus
>>216938815Every scene ends with a character having some 10 minute long monologue about MUH EMOTIONS or some gay shit. It is hilariously bad.
>>216938858I think the only one I was sad to see go were Eddie and Billy. Worthless wastes of space like Jonathan, Nancy, Murray, Erica, etc. are still there but the two Chads are gone forever. Sad.
>>2169388581. Eddie2. Billy3. Chrissy4. Bob5. Barb
>>2169388581. Bob2. Billy3. Chrissy4. Barb5. Eddie
>>216938858BobChrissyEddieuhhhhh honestly I'm not listing best deaths I'm just listing the ones I can rememberThe soldier in the recent episode who got his face graphically gnawed on by a demodog, that was pretty gnarlyI can't do it, I can't get to 5
>>216938901Eddie died for nothing.
>>216938895sounds like later seasons of Walking Dead or any of the spin-offs. it is goddamn nauseating
>>216938896>JonathanIs ugly, creepy voice, has snide 'i am better than you because i am a weirdo faggot' beta male energy, pathetic simp for his skeleton girlboss gf. I really hate and am disgusted by him.
>>216938125>>216938263Blacked is the end, winter it will sendThrowing all you see into obscurityDeath of Mother Earth, never a rebirthEvolution's end, never will it mendNever
>>216938896>>216938901>>216938908>>216938920Damn Alexei gets no love. He is forgotten... :(
>>216938878I feel like every season of this show contains soft retcons of previously established concepts. Always within a safe tolerance where disbelief can be suspended. But enough to notice.
>>216938934Bob’s was more unnecessary. All he had to do was keep running a few more feet
>>216938934All white all male main casts aren't allowed by Steve, Dustin, Eddie, and Billy as some odd mix of personalities fighting the evil monsters and intersecting with Hopper and someone else doing their thing would have been far more entertaining than what the show ended up being
Man i started rewatching season 1 and its good, and season 3 is mediocre, but s4 is bad and s5 is utter dogshit
>>2169388581. Eddie2. Bob3. Mews4. Barb5. Benny
>>216938947>guardiansofthegalaxywho?.jpg
>>216938494release the byler files!
>First person to ever show El human decency>El never references him once>The town still thinks he blew his own brains out
>>216938961Samwise didn't want to be a main cast character for god knows what reason
>>216938961Why couldn't Bob just also kick off the Demodog like Lucas did?
>>216938973>S4>Bad Pick one
>>216939007>Samwise didn't want to be a main cast character for god knows what reasonSean Astin is up his own ass based on the autobiography he released about himself in his mid 30s after LotR (lol).
>>216939012Also bullets did nothing to the dogs while Hopper was trying to save Bob, but in the S2 finale Hopper is one tapping demo dogs with the exact same rifle
>>216939007He originally auditioned for Murray but lost out on that part! Kek...
>Not even a hug>Will had a more emotional reunion even though he barely interacted with Max
>>216939012He lacked the magic. Black Folk have something magical about them. Like an energy aura that allows them to levitate objects around them and decode the secrets of the universe. This is why the white man oppressed the magical Negro. Caspere knew this.
>>216938725>>216938838Thanks this makes more sense now. Wish Dart stayed around as Dustins personal demo-pitbull.
>>216939040Bro Hopper took down a full Demo with a Fucking sword! Like you are telling me bullets don't hurt these things but he could off the head no problem?
>>216939050That's a shame actually, he may have been decent as this gruff conspiracy theorist/journo type. The actual actor is obnoxious as shit. I really wanted to smack him with how much of a catty rude cunt he was being to Mr. Clark. Like a cringe asshole with zero self awareness trying to be a badass by denigrating someone else
>>216938562
>>216939075>Bro Hopper took down a full Demo with a Fucking swordJust more proof s4 was shit
>>216938838Wasn't Dart the one that Will coughed up?
>>216938996Yeah seeing him die so suddenly was pretty shocking when I watched for the first time. His death probably hit me the hardest.
>>216938803vampires from buffy looked like this
>>216939075All of them were burnt with a flamethrower so that's why. They got killed in a weakened state
>>216939050He would have made a terrible Murray
>>216939102I don't like niggers.
>>216939102I hope some based AI anon makes an edit where he just throws Max at them
lucas recovered from being slashed in the middle of his fucking chest in like an hour
>>216939102Holy Fucking Kek! He's walking backward, carrying a person, has no way to put any momentum into the kick and he sends it flying 8 feet?
>>216939075Venca said he's more powerful than ever now. Maybe that translates to his controlled monsters as well.
>>216939098>okay, and then you just start calling him Snookems for the rest of the scene>…why?>because THAT’S WHAT I WROTE. It’s funny and doesn’t feel forced at all!!
>>216939102>i really want to kill this ginger bitch>i already have all the children and feel quite secure here>i also have lots of demogorgons that survived>i'll only send three dogs rather than them and the far more powerful demogorgons>the sf faggot fans make excuses for this by saying it is an ingenius way for the duffers to convey that vecna is crippled by his hubris
>>216939109Season 4 won
>Caleb is really sttrrroonguuhh like oh my goodddaahhhWhy was she like this?
How is this show not just "It"?
>>216939110I don't remember man it was over 9 years ago
>>216939149He comes as an especially nasty and catty cunt considering Clark is also helped them the second he believed Dustin was in danger and considering everything he is witnessing for the first time he is actually taking it like a put together champ rather than being a hysterical mess.
>>216938936just like TWD. 35 mins of plodding bullshit for every 2 mins of plot driving interesting content
>>216939163Hey, bro, could you post that in shittier quality? I think I can still distinguish some fucking pixels
>>216939143Black characters are always bullet and slash proof, have hyper healing, and the ability to control electricity. One more episode left for Lucas to reveal his electric powers at the radio station while fighting Vecna.
>>216939163Caleb is really strong. That wasn't filmed in several minutes. How many times has he cared her during pratice.
A single scene from Welcome to Derry mogs the entirety of ST season 5
>>216939209shut up retard
>>216938263
>>216939218No, why do plebs keep shilling this shitty show?
>>216939163>Imagine being Sadie in that series and having to be all like "damn, Caleb, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your charcoal skin and fucked-up pube hair on top.I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is replace Millie as El.>Like seriously imagine having to be Sadie and not only sit in that chair while Caleb McLaughlin flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the makeup just barely concealing his nauseatingly dark acne-ridden skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he acted like your boyfriend. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him YOU DA MAN and BEAUTIFUL AT EVERY COLOR because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You know this is your closest chance to mainstream Hollywood success after you age out of high school roles, so you play along and say "Aww, babe your so sweet!" and Caleb, you are SO MUCH more attractive than Finn Wolfhard, Joe Keery and even guy playing my brother" in hopes of future success. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>216939218This show existing confuses me>pennywise who we know has always been there was being a cunt in the 50s>and none of what the characters do matter because in this iteration he's only cowed in the 80s and finally beaten decades later
The only way in which the Stranger Things Spin-Off could be kino is if it's based on Earthbound. Instead of Puh you would have a kid from Inner Mongolia who can teleport distances even when on a horse.
>>216938761Saar do not redeem the closet saar
>A new way of getting at you has been opened to me.what the fuck did Vecna mean by this, did he really need Will to figure out Max is in a coma and she's at the hospital? he could have killed her any time he wanted with even a tiny bit of a critical thinking, he should know Max is in a coma and she has to be at the hospital or at home in bed. she could have easily ruined his whole plans, he had a major enemy right in his backyard where all his precious vessels are but he didn't bother just sending a demogorgon to the hospital?
>>216939252>all sexy with your charcoal skinYou jest but the actor once complained about the fans being racist because he has less fanfare thna the others (common sense you tell you this is because Lucas is bland compared to the others) and referred said he has "beautiful chocolate skin" lol
>>216939306>um sweaty vecna only send three dogs like an idiot because he's arrogant but also despite such hubris he thinks enough of the heroes to think they wouldn't have max tucked away in the most obvious location of all as a coma patient
>>216939226alright, when he cooks a bunch of demogorgons in the finale battle I'll be here trying not to say I told you so
>Why didn't pajeeta use her powers to get the gang in the base without killing soldiers and risking their own lives with a gun fight. >Why didn't EL melt Kays brain when they locked eyes.The more I think about this season the worse it gets.
i need something to fill the hole foundation left and stranger things is not doing it for me
>>216938273This is what happens when it takes 9 years to do 2 seasons of a 10 episode TV show involving young actors, I do hope come the age of AI, this gets fixed, its not the actors fault, it is Netflix & Duffers for taking so long
>"I didn't need the song, I just needed you">wasn't able to get out without the song in Season 4?
>>216939361of all the shit story points to complain about you pick the one that actually makes sense
>>216938761This has to be an intentional "new Coke" moment where the finale looks just a little bit better by comparison.
>>216939306>has all the children he needs>knows these people that have consistently thwarted and beaten him are out there scheming to stop himThis was the moment for them to actually have demogorgons, vines, demodogs, and bats invade Hawkins en masse for fuck's sake. You know, the exact thing everyone was expecting to occurr at the end of s4. S4 ending and S5 was hyped up as a war but nah, it's basically a cold war with very scattered 'hot' episodes, the final battle of which will be contained to the barren UD
>>216939282It’s a rebuttal to people who thought the Losers had too much plot armor
>>216939252You all think about this shit too much, it's a job, there's nothing indicating that Caleb thinks Sadie is attractive and it's the same situation for Finn and Millie's botched face, and now Maya Hawke looks like a crack head and her character's girlfriend has to pretend to be attracted to her.
Heh AI thinks it's a fucking landshark Kek!
>yeah we planned to have the characters enter the Upside Down for the final battle with lots of alcohol so they can create makeshift molotov cocktails but David kept drinking all the bottles. We seemed to get drunk even being near sugar glass props that were empty, so that's why the characters are going in with guns and blades and all the shit they know for a fact is not effective against the monsters
Would you, lads?
>Perhaps I Treated You Too Harshly
>>216939488I think the only time I had a reluctant 'would' was after season 4 where she dressed up like a gigaslut. Tiny skirts with knee boots and stuff like that
>both cute white girls are attracted to black guyswhat did the duffer brothers mean by this?
>"i like to suck and BE sucked">begins weeping
>>216939352I think 08's powers aren't strong enough to disguise a large moving truck with like twenty people inside of it, plus they had to force open the gates which would have given them away regardless
>>216939491Stranger Things needed an incest sub plot
>>216939452would be more based honestlyImagine the demos were sentient creatures mind-enslaved by Vecna, that would add a whole other dimension to them
>>216939526It’s the natural order. Fiction reflects reality
>Bring back brown character, she immediately starts brainwashing the local autist into joining a jihad suicide mission.What did the Duffers mean by this?
>>216939491>via Dark hear about 1899 and Cassandra >get hyped up the way Dark was, which I did not care for>they were both shitAs soon as I heard Cassandra wasn't 'AI bad' and a cover to explore much 'darker themes' I called immediately based on that alone that AI would simply be a means to explore stuff like abuse and trauma and I was right
>>216939452Absolute dogshit, try again
>>216938616Finn can’t emote for shit but he sure is pretty
so upside down is a wormhole connecting Earth to another planet in the same universe? or is vecna/mind flayer's planet in a different dimension too?if the former, how is vecna going to "combine" the planet with earth by weakening both?if the latter, how is he going to make the planet switch dimensions? is that something el did when she created the wormhole?
Strung her along all this time and then dumped her in hell alone by herself. LMAO. This is some comedy gold.
>>216939640I'd actually like to see a decent edit of him with a smaller nose. The beak is his worse attribute by far but he still looks good, whereas Noah is a deeply disconcerting and unpleasant individual to look at in a way I am not sure why
>>216939663Smart. She knows she's competition. They both like the same type of men.
during the last volume Jim and El had Dr. Kay knocked out, why didn't they finish her off. it's so annoying that the military is going to be a major presence in the finale, the cast is so bloated that they need to have a 2nd antagonist so Jim has something shoot at
>>216938616Is there a reason why Millie was looking consticipated in every scene? Jake Joe Bong Jovi dick can’t be that bad
>>216939663>>216939692How do I get a max gf??
>>216939252Did you just write out a fantasy from your imagination out of spite? Are you guys this obsessed?
>>216939561lmao that would take being more than a lazy ass hack writer. i’d hoped they’d have gone with sentience like you said or at least put some kind of intelligence level to them (like being kidnapped warped humans like Kekna is) so the cast can have a moment of “oh shit we weren’t just slaughtering evil demon dogs but a slave race?” but again, that would take 2 braincells in the corporate writers room that still thinks BTW GUYS IM LE GAY is 10/10 writing like it’s 2004
>>216939734Be black.
>>216939663>You're strong Holly, stronger than me. You can get out of here by yourself. [triumphant version of Kate Bush plays]. You are Holly the Brave after all.>*gets kidnapped 2 scenes later*hAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>216939653Yes the upside down is the wormhole that connects Hawkins to the other dimension Vecna is in. He's going to combine them by slowly crashing them into each other. He's using the kids to help weaken and connect both places to make it easier for them to merge.
>>216939767fuck off jeet
>>216939668Its because you're a women and have shit taste in men
>>216939663>I don't have a boyfriend:(
>>216938803bogged
>>216939653>so upside down is a wormhole connecting Earth to another planet in the same universe? or is vecna/mind flayer's planet in a different dimension too?I think it's a different dimension, not really a planet
>>216938803Papa....
What did she mean by this?
holly and steve scenes really are the only good scenes
>>216939739Nah, I just modified copypasta that I saw for Angourie Rice
>>216939824i actually liked the nancy and jonathen scene, but it would have been kino if they: didn't break up, both died, and cut the "unproposal" lines
>>216939817>1980s>zero social life until recently and has basically only guy friends and is the only one really that can fight>”really? … faggot” is my guess
>>216938079She's basically only had two emotes in the entire series, stone face and screaming.
>>216939697>Hopper and the army guy him and 11 interrogated are gonna start fighting>Hopper tears at army guy's shirt, revealing his dog tags>Wait a minute... army guy was Hopper's best friend from the war>"I... I thought you died!!!">"What a minute... hops? Hops! Is that really you?? Army lady wiped my memory. I can't believe its really you!!">The two of them team up and defeat evil army lady, who it turns out didn't exist but was a pile of DUST being control by the mindflayer>Dustin shows up and starts laughing>"my name is no longer DUSTIN...it is now... DUST BIN THE DESTROYER... Get ready to be swept away, mind flayer!">Steve grabs a broom from the truck>They pass it one by one, like that scene in Spiderman when they're saving Peter Parket and passing him>Lightning strikes right as the broom is going to get passed to Nancy>Karen shows up, "Hands off my babys" and stops the lighting strike>Dustin gets the Broom and does a cool dance move, perplexing vecna>He sweeps away the mind flyer, vecna, the upside down, and the abyss into his big mouth>Burps>Keeps burping>Dusin was Derek the entire time. Season 1-4 he was Dustin Derek, not Delightful Derek.>everyone claps, even Robin and Will, the homosexuals.
>>216939857That would have been on Sun & Jin levels of Kino, it can never happen again
>>216939075Atlantean steel, my brother in Vishnu, that is the sword of Conan the Cimmerian.Just kidding, it's LotR rules, Lucas was holding Max, and Hopper is a pussy, the democrats are Vecna's ringwraiths and his blood is the Ring, granting power according to one's nature, hence the white psychics getting supremacy and the jeet getting scam call power. It's a classic Dungeondragon trope, when you're out of ideas, rip off Tolkien.
>>216938616If Mike loves her so much, why don't they use a dialysis machine and trade blood?
If Dispshit Derek doesn't get the killing blow against Vecna my entire life is ruined
>>216939817Either overwhelming joy or an animalistic rage. I'm not sure.
>>216939871I saw her in Enola Holmes and she is actuall quite decent in it, so I pretty much blame the direction. The coming out scene with most the kids reaction is also pretty telling on the direction in the show
Tina's wedding night>>216266440>>216266705
>>216939915>shows up out of nowhere>suck my fat one!!>leaps across the battlefield and stabs vecna to deathif they do this, all will be redeemed
>Pajeeta was just rescued after being tortured for like 18 months. >No one seems to care much. >Hooper being as ass despite being the only one who should understand PTSD.>El said to her face she never bothered looking for her with her powers once, whoops lmao. >Then she had to attend a strangers comming out party. I've decided to cut pajeeta some slack on reflection guys.
>>216939875lol
>character makes an unnecessary visual aid with nearby objects to explain something that’s easy to understand with just a few wordsIs the audience retarded? I guess that’s me.
>>216939978She's too ugly and too short. She makes MBB look attractive.
Kek!
>>216939978she's been looking pissy the entire time she's been with the group, I'm excited for her betrayal too
My sides fucking hurt from laughing so hard. What the fuck is this. HAHAHAHAHA.
>>216939587>Kinda obscure band from the 80s, that only became sorta popular, because Kurt Cobain liked themWhat did the Duffers mean by this?
>>216939994it's another>OK imagine Vecna is Will's cock, and the Upside Down is Mike's asshole. What happens if they both collide?momentalso all the scenes need the obligatory:>Jim: I don't know where you're going with this kid, we don't have time for this.
>character taps someone’s shoulder>soundtrack goes BOOOMMMM
I don't get why everyone thinks this season is so bad compared to the others, it's the exact same shit that's been going for 10 years
>>216939978>pajeeta about to get the killing blow on vecna>he shapeshifts into a cow>she switches sides cus he's her god now or some shit
>>216940027Vecna infected her with AIDS?
>>216939452Jawsome!
>>216939800>>216939772so vecna is weakening his "dimension"/planet/whatever and is going to crash it into ours.and he has been weakening earth's dimension to do the sameand destroying the wormhole will somehow destroy the other dimension and everything in it (mind flayer, etc) because vecna weakened itwouldn't it also destroy the earth dimension for the same reason?
>>216940002Delete yourself
>>216940029again it's bad writing, they went for a cheap laugh by using a band with a funny name
>>216939817"Yes"
>>216940027She's supposed to look haggard and a bit kooky from living in a cave and wearing the same clothes for like 2 years
>>216940043not completely, s4 for example actually felt like it had stakes because kids were dying and their deaths were actually pretty cool / gruesome. s5 feels like Disney channel
>>216940020whats her endgame? is she allied with henry or is she just a nihilist and wants everything destroyed?
>>216940071no because it turns out Dr Kay has been harvesting domestic matter at the portal, which counteracts the exotic matter and prevents earth from getting destroyed.
>>216940002Based! Saved.
>>216940091She looks like a 50 year old cat lady.
>>216940027>wrong hole
>>216938658This. Season 2 was trash. Color grading was too fucking dark,tone was way too serious, zero fun, and the jeet backdoor pilot killed the show. Season 3 was a return to form.
>>216939540>Stranger Things needed an incest sub plotWho would it be you think?
>>216940071>and destroying the wormhole will somehow destroy the other dimension and everything in it (mind flayer, etc) because vecna weakened itIt won't. That's not what Vecna is doing or what the gang's plan is. They want to kill Vecna and rescue the kids, then blow up the UD to sever the connection to Dimension X. They would never be able to even begin to think about how to destroy that realm. And Vecna isn't "weakening" Dimension X or Earth, he's becoming more powerful himself to merge the two dimensions.
>>216940043Its like an Empeor has no clothes moment everyone thought there was some sort of buildup and payoff coming and we're now left with only one episode left there's been no payoff the lore reveal is shit and everything's slightly worse than previous seasons.
>>216940137Samwise Gamgee showing up was fun though. Shame what happened.
>>216940142Karen and Nancy
>>216940043Because this is the final seasonYou can get away with dicking around when there's more shit coming but when the show's about to end I don't want screentime being wasted on some fag saying he likes dick for 10 minutes straight
>>216940107i think the point of the scene where she sees a bunch of dying pregnant ladies is suppose to be like her motivation for the program never restarting again, so that's why El needs to die. it's pretty obvious 8 is gonna die and then El is going to have a fake death like in Dark Knight Rises and the show will end with hints that she lived, just like S1. it'll play out a lot like Jinx from Arcane s2 finale too
>>216939927It's crazy how fucked off this season is. Vol 1 had some flaws, but Dear Lord, Vol 2 is completely fucked off.Is this just what we can expect with popular franchises from now on? The final or last few seasons will just be total ass?I mean, Star Wars, MCU, the fuck ever is going on with the DCEU. And this isn't because, REEEEEEEE GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEE. Those Star Wars movies were fucking ass.Like, hey fuck you, nerd. Thanks for the billion dollars, now here's your beloved characters, all fucked off, with the dumbest possible ending. We know you'll give us even more of your money when we force feed you the next dog shit media we shove down your throat and tell you to like or you're raysis.
How are they planning to blow up the Upside Down with one bomb? It's an entire fucking town, they need a nuke to do that
HOW THE FUCK DID THE MUM PULL THAT SHIT OFF IN THE HOSPITAL.HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE THEY HIDHOW DID SHE MANAGE TO SET THAT UPWHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
>>216940071he's got command over the dimension he's in (he created the mind flayer) so he's just been weakening earth/hawkins by using the children to create tears in earth's reality, the upside down is just a passage he's using to get everything to earth. I don't think the upside down will be destroyed, it'll just be merged into one place with earth and dimension x
>>216940002Didn't remember mike being there, but I was pretty bored, so I may have zoned out.
Noahs sleeping
>>216940217what the fuck was even with the kids suddenly developing a fanatical cult>oh this weird old guy brought us to this old house and let us watch old cartoons on a shitty 500lb TV, he's our god now
>>216940183final credits are gonna be like that game chrono cross, where the blonde girl is wandering around the real world looking for chrono or whatever.the message is gonna be>your 11, or tammy, or whatever, is out there waiting for you
>>216940225By blowing up the exotic energy brah. Cmon now.
>>216937976
>>216940225By blowing up the magic macguffin that keeps the wormhole stable, speedwatcher-kun. Its one of the few things in the show that make actual sense.
>>216940258And how are they planning to do that? Throwing the bomb at it?
>>216940247Village of the Damned reference.
>>216940217how come that 7 year old boy has a dirt stache?
Right click and put the speed on x0.5.
>>216940217The best television shows get cancelled after one or two seasons and end incomplete.
>>216940297>>216940247why wasnt derek like "hey i believe you but i have to pretend because vecna threatened me"?why did holly fall in line immediately just because a bunch of braindead retards decided to start a cult?
>>216940285gonna hold up a mirror and force vecna to finally face himself and the truth that hes gay.
>>216940258Either a timer, a switch or suicide bomber. Come on, use your head a tiny bit.
>>216940107No she's not with Vecna. I think she's going to sabotage the group's attempt to save or prevent Eleven from committing suicide with her by staying back after they finish the rescues mission and explode the wormhole. Hopper is most likely going to shoot her.
>>216938043Will sorcering in the shock jock episodeI wanna put captions on it to make it about an israeli sorcerer killing palestinian children with jewish magicAlso can someone caption this (and remove the menu at the end (I didnt make this)) to have henry say faggot over an over?
why would a bullet damage exotic matter (whatever that is) anyway?
>>216940183I thought the program in s1 was implied to consist of mostly stolen children, how would Eleven dying even ensure it doesn't continue? Are they still shoving in even more shit and retcons, I thought it was pretty bad with Vecna totally being there since s1 and using Will as his chosen spy for some reason and not Will having an unlucky encounter with the demogorgon.
>>216940316that dumb bitch was already in a situation where daddling around the portal fucked her over and it closed right in her face and Vecna has a habit of pulling the rug right from under you, but instead of running straight to the portal she talks to Holly for like 5 minutes straight
>>216940246>ding dong the fag is dead!
>>216938087She belongs to Derek
>>216940232It unironically would have been better if it had been the dad because men are smarter and it would have reddemed him from jobbing so hard in ep1
How much did they Fucking pay for the Kate Bush song rights?
Noah Schnapp's top 4 favourite movies:1. The Devil's Prada (2006)2. Ratatouille (2007)3. Black Swan (2010)4. All of Us Strangers (2023)https://x.com/sthingsmeme/status/2005332081396846755?s=46
>>216940331Wayne hurt the most.
Did jonathan got cucked by steve?
>>216940370The show has to justify her abandoning a child to be reasonable or good. They couldn't have her just run straight through because it would look so terrible.
>>216940377It's sad how pathetic they've made him the entire series. Just kill him, jesus
>>216940335Because he is weak. Just like Vecna says. Children are weak and easily controlled.
>>216940377No, it wouldn't work. It neede tosbow that Nancy isn't that different from her mother. She so much despised her that her main goal to be different than her.
>>216940364i think they used pregnant ladies like El's mom. the program started by using 001's blood, without his blood they can't restart it. but because 011 is so powerful her blood can be used too, unlike 008's, so the military will always be hunting her to use her to restart the program.
>>216940389>secretly masturbates to the movie Munich at night when Palis get assassinated
>>216940399No. It's kind of the other way around. In the first season Johnathan was being a fucking creep and Steve was in the right for bullying him. Nancy is just a flaky asshole.
>>216940176Really I would've gone Ted and Nancy. Ted gets back at Karen and it explains why Nancy isn't fucking Jonathan constantly like she should be as a horny teen.>>216940399Cucked by Ted
>>216938858>billy>bob>eddie>bob (season 1 burger guy)>brenner
>>216940399>chk'dNo, they both got cucked by Nancy. None of the Ships are Endgame. Even tho, Dawson's Creek is the Duffers favorite show, since in high school, they never got to dick down bitches, then no one in the show gets an Endgame couple.>IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE
>>216940091But she hasn't been living in a cave for 2 years. This part of her is not alive, her consciousness is inhabiting an illusion in Vecna's mind. There have been no living processes taking place.
It's funny that had Vecna not stopped her, Holly would have shattered into a million pieces
>>216940389>gay Jew has shit tasteSurprises no one
>>216939960More of it216254545
>>216939739LmaoHow do you not recognize this pasta
>>216940528but what about that cute and funny scene where Holly says Max's armpits are "stinky winky" and then Max shoves Holly's face into it while laughing, if this was just in their mind how would Max have body odour?
>>216940528The embodiment of her consciousness ages parallel to her physical self
>>216940370They started a Podcast
>>216940580Max really used a kid for her own ends and then dumped her in the shit while wishing some thoughts and prays lmao
>>216940528maybe its her self image, she sees herself as a crusty cat lady.kind of like that episode of malcolm in the middle, where Hal's big fantasy at the nascar track is to be the water bottle guy in the pit crew.
>>216939794Dont worry, derek is right there
>>216940466>01's bloodWasn't that a s4 thing though? I was talking about what was known in s1, its been a while but there's a scene where Hopper's going through some archives and the focus I believe was on missing children aside from kids of pregnant women too.
>>216940669sorry nerd, but plot points from season 1 dont matter anymore.
>>216940389>https://letterboxd.com/nschnapp/films/He's got a pretty active letterboxd
>>216940268This is such an odd picture
>>216940335Because henry was in the house listening to them
>>216940389Not horrible honestly.
>>216940361It's matter from another universe, and because it formed under different laws of physics, it can have a combination of specific chemical and mechanical properties that isn't really possible in matter formed under local conditions. The wikipedia page does not explain this very well, because the retarded autists who edit wikipedia can't learn anything due to their insistence they already know everything, so, like quantum mechanics, exotic matter is just a scifi-coded word for magic, and magic, as a story element, just does whatever the writers need it to do whenever they don't feel like actually writing their way from A to B.
>>216940669in S1 Hopper was saying the worst thing that happened in their quiet little town was a cat getting stuck in a tree, fast forward to S4 where we learn the Creel family got brutally slaughtered in their own home and their corpses were mangled twisted & broken
>>216940399No. He got cucked by nancy being a feminist and starting her evolution into a catmom
>>216940706:( I know that's why I was asking if they were shoving in even more retcons
>>216940709Most damning thing I'm seeing here is him giving "Babel" (2006) 5 stars.
>>216940627>But I feel like relationships now are so weird, right?>Like refusing to commit, right?>Exactly! And like....it's exhausting. And we HAVE to talk about green flags.
>henry has psychic powers >henry can move things with his mind >henry can infiltrate YOUR mind, read all your thoughts, easily change the surroundings, move things, and kill you >but after trapping YOU in HIS OWN mind, Henry:>cannot alter the surroundings >cannot move things telepathically >cannot keep track of your movements >cannot do anything except slowly pursue you>cannot do anything at all if you’re 6 feet away in a cave he doesn’t want to enter>even though the cave itself contains no traumatic memories, and the actual location of the memory he would want to avoid is hidden some distance away in the desert I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
>>216940669In the second season they established that the kids were born with powers because of the deprivation tank experiments where the woman was preggers. They were intending for the woman herself to gain superpowers. They didn't know she was pregnant at the time. It was also implied that Papa was El's biological dad
>>216940709
>>216940814>stranger things isnt a tv show, its an SSRI simulation
>>216940669They never really explained the program on season 1, on season 2 they showed Eleven's mother breaking into the lab and seeing the kids, but they never explained how or why they had powers, just some vague MKultra program
Season 15/10A fun 80s throwback (a bit late), “member this?”, E.T. homageSeason 24/10Guys, we don’t know how to continue our story, but that’s okay, right? member the 80s?Season 33/10We still don’t know where this is going, but now we have more money to produce it.Season 42/10We still know nothing about storytelling, but now we not only have more money to produce it but we also decided to make it twice as long!!!Season 51/10We just let the jeets and AI take control, okay? We never liked making this stupid shit anyway.
>Eleven creates the wormhole when she tries to banish Henry back to the Abyss in 83>the exotic matter is what sustains the wormhole, without it it would collapse>the exotic matter was created by Dr. Brennersquare this circle
>>216940871>twice as longtwice as long, half as bright.infamous predicted this.
>>216940888I'm gay.
>>216938132
>>216940825Oh okay, I thought that was just explaining Eleven and her mother's situation specifically since Kali was shown in the flashback too and she's older than El isn't she?>>216940863>Vague Mkultra program That is true, wished they expanded upon it more beyond the tiny sliver we got in season 2.
he did nothing wrong
>>216940920lel
Holy Wheeler
Re-watching season one and damn this shit is good. WTF happened?
It's really convenient that middle aged mom recovering from a mauling was able to hobble through a large hospital with an oxygen tank and load it into a dryer and start it up all while going undetected. Convenient too that she was able to determine that a "demo" was the kind of monster that attacked her and come up with the makeshift explosive plan on the spot.
>>216940814Political allegory? Power over the state, with enforcement and investigative authority, but no self-awareness or self-control? This was the Reagan era, after all. Dunno, I think they just forgot to remind ChatGPT of the premise when they were prompting it to write the script.
Thread, why do white women age so poorly??
>>216941109Stranger Things was originally supposed to be a seasonal anthology series, but the first season got too popular for that.. They've been winging it and retconning stuff ever since season one because there was never a plan and the Duffers are terrible storytellers.
I love the new kids
>>216941407Suck my fat cock!
>>216940944It doesn't make much sense broI guess you can say that they knew the women were pregnant but didnt tell them it was about their kids gaining powers. It's all unclear
>>216941407>tags: FAT BASTARD, TRUE LOVE, HANDHOLDING, ROMANCE
>>216941253It's like different people wrote and directed it. Everything is on point, dialogue, wardrobe, lighting, framing and cinematography , the acting is so effortless, good pacing it's freaky how good it is compared to the later seasons. Proof that bigger or more expensive isn't always better.
>>216941455Yeah, at the time it felt more consistent to me but I also haven't watched either season in a long time. I assumed the participants like El's mom or the missing kids were just being subjected to experiments ment to the expand the mind with varrying degrees of success or whatever the explanation in s2 was.
>>216940351Can you request again in the new general
>>216941052
>>216941492I think it's mostly sclerotic writing, noting how many characters have regressed to a previous state and are retreading old issues this season, many of the child actors never having made an effort to improve their craft, and Winona Ryder/David Harbour being totally checked out and clearly disinterested.
