>jordan peele
nope.

>>216938049
This motherfucker cannot end a movie to save his life.

>Oh look, the monster decided to randomly fucking pose in front of the main character when every other instant before it just swooped down and grabbed them. Literally not a single other time when this happened outside of when the main character needs to survive, somehow.
>Oh look, the bike is working again! Wow I sure hope nobody scrolls backwards and notices, hey, that alien sure is a lot closer to her now than it was when it turned off that same bike earlier. It's alright, the bike works now, because!
>How is she going to defeat this giant flying creature? Oh. With a balloon. Boy howdy I sure hope nobody has ever seen a thanksgiving parade where a balloon burst on top of people, or just easily looks it up, or they might notice that even if the balloon did burst a regular ass human would survive it, meaning this spooky alien dies to an unga bunga with a spear.
>Wow I sure am glad after all those events where bad things happened to people chasing fame, the main character went on Oprah. Lots of people died, but she on Oprah ya'll!

It's fucking impossible to rewatch this movie knowing if a single person near RANCHES had a firearm the whole movie stops.

But hey, at least it's not as mind numbingly stupid as Us! He's improving!

10 Cloverfield Lane was better

>>216938049
>Name a better mix of horror and scifi in this century
I thought Annihilation was a much better movie and I don't even think that was all that great.

>>216938049
I can't believe this wasn't nominated for best sound

>>216938049
You wanna see Alien? It’s like Jaws but in a spaceship.
You wanna see Tremors? It’s like Jaws but in the desert.
You wanna see Nope? It’s like Jaws but in mountains outside LA and the monster is in the sky.

>>216938362
movies are not supposed to be realistic, grow up

>>216938049
>White people be cray cray with dey
>Throws dart
>Domestication of animals.