>>216941617
yes but they aren't as cheerful about it

>>216942102
Unless you’re leaving Las Vegas

Fuck I really don't want to but it's like I don't have a choice

I'm drunk rn

>>216941617
I only pretend to be an alcoholic on /tv/. I can’t be bothered drinking anymore

Idk how people are alcoholics when weed exists. It's about a thousand times better with all the horrific side effects removed.

I drank one large glass of whiskey at a party Friday and was out all day yesterday.

>>216941617
I have to go to liquor store soon before the 430 game.

>>216942494
same

>>216941617
No, real alcoholics don't buy such a variety of top-shelf liquors, they find the one brand of mid-low shelf shit that their body tolerates best and drink that exclusively. Why the fuck would you waste money on top shelf stuff when you're only drinking to get drunk, taste is irrelevant.

>>216941617
The fact that they have the gin between different kinds of whisky bothers me

>>216942538
When I was heavy into Alcohol I did both. I don’t know why people do hard drugs when you can mix those two in heavy doses.

>>216942606
This nigger knows whats up. If youre not drinking handles of plastic bottle rotgut you aint a real one.

>>216942538
I feel exactly the opposite. Weed is a shit tier drug, it barely effects my state of mind at all

Alcohol is much cheaper and at least 20 times more potent

>>216942538
Weed is boring and fag coded. I drink to get energized and violent not to be some couch locked faggot.

>>216942538
Weed makes me feel slow and stupid desu. I’m sure I don’t sound particularly intelligent when I’m druk, but I feel like I am.

>>216942538
> Idk how people are alcoholics when weed exists. It's about a thousand times better with all the horrific side effects removed.
DUDE WEED LMAO

I used to work in a liquor store and I would see the same people coming in every day to spend a few dollars on a handful of nips. Those sad bastards were the real alcoholics.

>>216941617
yup, except it wasnt exciting, it was just normal. really fucked my life up and didnt care. quit almost 2 years ago.

>>216942606
He just got a big payout so why not?

>>216942538
Weed stinks like shit, clogs my nostrils, and has to be constantly relit. Drinking can be enjoyed at pace, is more social (public venues, parties - no risk of getting the nearby abstainers drunk just by existing).

I think weed lovers must be antisocial.

Porn is more dangerous than alcohol. You won't even be able to breed if you are too addicted.

>>216942912
>Weed stinks like shit, clogs my nostrils, and has to be constantly relit.

Get a vape bro.

>>216942538
>I drank one large glass of whiskey at a party Friday and was out all day yesterday
Pussy
Also I smoke everyday and I have to say it is not harmless. Alcohol fucks you up physically but weed fucks you up mentally after prolonged use. Ive been having a weird pain in my right ribs constantly and I quit drinking because of it. However it is persisting and I noticed it happens every time I get high. Im getting a sonogram tomorrow but I feel like weed mentally fucks me up and makes me feel like I have a pain that isnt there. Went to the hospital for a panic attack after I got really high earlier this year as well because I thought I was choking. Ive been smoking for 8 years heavily and I feel like it is finally taking a toll on me, it wasn't like this before. Also my memory is fucked now, im probably gonna get early onset dementia lmao.

So, seriously though. Is anyone going to be drinking today? I don't really feel like it but I have an urge creeping up on me.

>>216942538
> Idk how people are alcoholics when weed exists. It's about a thousand times better with all the horrific side effects removed.
Booze are 100 times cooler than weed. Alcohol makes you more social and it doesn’t make you want to sit on the couch and doze off. Weed is super lame and the people who smoke it are huge losers.

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>>216942660
>I don’t know why people do hard drugs

Alcohol is a hard drug.
https://www.economist.com/graphic-detail/2019/06/25/what-is-the-most-dangerous-drug

>>216942538
>>216942743
if you’re a burnout on alcohol, you’ll be a burnout on weed. oh, maybe your liver will recover a little if you quit the booze. oh wait no you wont because lmao crossfaaaaade.
t. swapped drinking for dude lmao and was still a lazy retard that felt anxious all the time anyway

>>216942759
>not buying a handle
>not buying a decoy container and dumping half of it and mixing once out of sight but not suspicion.


They still got nip money.

>>216942965
Yessir Im going to get blasted because my gf wants to have dinner in Pasadena and then scope out a spot to watch the Rose Parade from because she is a flyover transplant. Apparently my rooftop spot isnt normal enough for her dumb fucking cute cunt.

>>216942942
Fucking this. I never knew how nice it would be to casually smoke weed grocery shopping. Formerly in the car

>>216942983
Based teetotaller

>>216942983
>hard illegal drugs

>>216943101
I drink socially 2-3 times a month. I'm just not delusional about the cognitive and physiological consequences of it

In a few days I will drink and pass out and wake up next year, that's a solid plan

>>216942606
I buy the same low-brand beer every day from the same liquor store. Having worked at liquor stores as a young man I know first-hand the workers do not give a shit about the customers. In fact, regulars are welcome because it's the same easy transaction every time with no problems.

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they live like this

>>216942961
Real talk, you may want to get a stress test. What you've described sounds like your heart is having some issues. Maybe a closed or damaged ventricle or weakening of the muscle. Would not take this too lightly, anon.

>>216943433
If his liver was sentient, it would have pulled the plug in an instant

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>>216941617
As a south eurofag I drink daily two glasses of wine with my lunch and everything is fine, I don't know what you're talking about

>>216943613
fuck meant for >>216942983

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>>216942606
speak for yourself. I probably spend $15-20k per year on wine.

I'm sort of like Miles from Sideways

>>216942538
>I drank one large glass of whiskey at a party Friday and was out all day yesterday.

Light weight. Alcohol adds to the weed experience, you'd know this if you weren't talking shit.

>>216943613
maybe that explains why southern euro economies are in shambles, lmao

>>216943613
>nordic in vodka
no, everyone here drinks cheap beer, cider or long drinks. shots are drunk as often they are in those other groups

>>216943716
how much for a bottle like that?

>>216942538
They are in no way comparable, you social retard.
>>216942660
Because alcohol and cocaine is God tier. Boy, you can piss through money fast, though.

>>216943716
A mega pint?

>>216941617

>Giving a fuck about your appearance
>Always have money for the hard or good stuff

These are the two least realistic things in my mind. You tend to look and feel like shit. Only drinking good stuff when the benefits are paid, then it's pulse, frosty jacks or risking going blind making hooch.

>>216942538
Because alcohol is legal and easy to obtain.

>>216943716
Same, though that doesn't go as far as it used to with the various lists I'm on; I feel like Saxum and Aubert eat up $3-4k all on their own.

That said, it's also a very functional alcoholism. My one true alcoholic friend is just straight basic-level Four Roses all the time, probably around 6 750ml bottles a week. The basic bottom-shelf-but-decent-enough booze is where it's at for the real alchies.

>>216944073
In both the book and movie, he's living off of past income and borrowed money with the plans to blow it all while drinking himself to death.

>>216943494
I haven't thought of that. My doctor didnt seem to allude to anything about heart issues and my cramps are felt much lower than my heart, almost at the bottom of my ribs. I lift weights everyday and I dont notice any faintness. But I will inquire about it, thanks for the concern.

>>216942538
Weed and alcohol are nowhere near the same thing you fucking idiot.

>>216944281
You're right. Alcohol is like ten times more damaging to your brain and body

>>216944318
Alcohol never had me taking a shit in the hallway or laying down on the ground comatose unable to move a muscle halfway between my bed and the bathroom...

>Over 30
>Don't drink
>Still looks 20

All alcoholics seethe when they see me. They probably think i'm a fag or something because they are so used seeing their ugly wrinkly dry premature aged in the mirror that any man that looks youthful triggers them

Hell yeah we do nigger, I just woke up at noon and just told my mom that she has dementia (again) and now I'm getting drunk as fuck
Hey if anyone tells you to take care of your parents personally in their twilight years instead of getting them a nursing home? Don't listen to them. Watching someone die from dementia is fucking hell. I fully intend to Hunter Thompson myself the second I show a sign of wet brain lol

>>216944423
Okay so you look like a little boy? Weird thing to brag about as a grown ass man.

yes its friggin epic every day is like winning a scratcher ticket

Been many druks threads this christmas?

>>216944423
I assure you nobody cares what you look like.

>>216944798
>like winning a scratcher ticket
No such thing. It's a scam. Anyone who claims to have won is a crisis actor.

>>216944465
>Hey if anyone tells you to take care of your parents personally in their twilight years instead of getting them a nursing home? Don't listen to them.
Nah fuck off cunt Im a piece of shit but they wiped my ass and washed and fed me when I was a useless baby. The least I could do is take care of them instead of spending booze money to put them in an old folks home so they can be abused by niggers and filipinos.

Made me self a pork string bean stir fry in oyster sauce. Peak drinking food

>>216944423
>Anon can read minds
>Anon thinks everyone is jealous of them because muh looks

Anon, is the reason you don't drink antipsychotics?

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>>216945013
Lmao he pissed his pants?

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>>216945084
it aint easy being an alcoholic

>>216944423
Based on your post I assure you everyone thinks you’re a fag.

>>216945013
what does he sprays in the sofa

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>>216942538
This guy gets it but most of this board doesn't think Sativa exists. I'm a 155IQ person and I smoke weed after work and it helps me fit all the pieces of what I've learned for the day into a more perfect crystalline structure.

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>>216945173
bakingsoda for the piss. i have no idea if that works or not

>>216945271
As a 160 IQ person this is bullshit.

>>216945302
It gets the smell out but leaves the stain

>>216941617
LLV is the best alcoholic movie and it is accurate.

>>216942538
Weed is for gays, coloreds and jews. When you're a productive member of society after a stressful day you drink and start fresh the day after

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>>216944853
Then why do they laugh and say mean things sometimes

Live like what, stuck in limbo in an awkward pose in the liqour aisle ?

>>216945302
what a unit

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>no work til the new year
Oh yeah, we're doing it

>>216944318
nobody cares you underage faggot. Everyone who smokes weed drinks and everyone who drinks smokes weed unless they're at a risk of losing an actual big boy job.

>>216942538
Weed makes me feel anxious and I also feel like i struggle to breathe properly or swallow when I use it.

>>216942538
Weed is lackluster shit for kids

>>216942538
They hated him for he told the truth.

>>216945302
who are these ravishing young men?

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>>216946134
swedish alcoholics

>>216942538
I like to mix them together. They both enhance the other.

>>216942538
weed makes them scared and paranoid and it's harder to get good weed than booze unless you're a retard who wants garbage from a store

>>216942720
holy fucking shit is your favorite movie the boondock saints?

>>216942912
Skill Issue
>>216942983
50% of murders are committed by drunk retards

>>216946174

What is this from?

alcohol is fucking awesome

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>>216946947
a shitty youtube channel that streams to about 10 viewers

>>216946994
shame about the hangover

>>216947029
>obscure swedish youtuber
Dont tell me you are that drunk swedish loser that doxxed himself in the /druk/ threads.

>>216942538
Weed is for fags and it smells like failure

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>>216947484
no i dont drink

been drinking hard for a decade, was really fun for the majority of it, now it's hell. I wake up after a few hours of sleep and it feels like my heart is gonna come out of my chest, got a gut and man tits. hangovers are unbearable

down from like 20 beers a day to a 6 pack, finally starting to get energy again to do shit and not be exhausted/depressed/anxiety ridden all day.

don't drink if you're disposed to being an alcoholic srs, not worth it. also DUI and thousands of bucks

>>216947484
that is so based hahaa

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>>216941617
I don't

>>216942538
Weed turns you into a paranoid anti social retard and destroys your ability to think critically.

>>216943380
The staff at my local used to literally laugh at me every time i walked in because i got the same thing every 2 days.
I stopped going there out of shame.

>>216947749
That's sad. Did you ask them not to laugh at you?

>>216942538
weed is indeed better but your post is obvious bait because
>lmao 1 shot
should not do that to a grown man unless you have alcohol intolerance

druk kings: what are we watching/drinking/reading/listening to?

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>>216941617
Probably

just do 700ug of LSD like i did and watch reality disintegrate because you realize it's a wave function and you are god manifesting it. we all are.

>>216948829
>700 Ug
Obviuosly you never became alcoholic because youre a bitch.
Cant even megadose psychedelics lamo like a real nigger

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>>216945084
He took photos of it lmao

>>216948907
700ug is a lot for 99% of people

>>216948971
A handle of vodka in a day is a lot for most people as well. You arent on demon time pussy.

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>>216946174
Visste de var svenskar så fort jag såg honom

>>216947029
channel name? love these fools

>>216944342
Weed never made me feel that either

>>216944423
You're going to live to 100

>>216942538
I'm insanely jealous of stoners because weed makes me feel like absolute shit and even sort of weird the next day. I've tried several good kinds so it's not like it's a strain issue. I'm stuck with destroying my body with alcohol and getting withdrawals that make me want to kill myself instead. Alcohol was a mistake.

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LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

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Bros, this time last year, the day after Christmas, my close friend died of his alcoholism.
3 days before I buried him, my parents tried to fire me from the family business because I was so distraught about it I was falling behind in work.
I miss him do much bros, and I hate my back stabbing treacherous family so fucking much.

>>216943012
>swapped drinking for dude
Lol, faggot

>>216943716
Hi Johnny

>>216941617

Not for long

I drank half a bottle of vodka a day for about 6 months. So compared to even a run of the mill alcoholic it was pretty weak sauce. The thing that stands out to me is the feeling right before you fall asleep shitfaced and your last thought being that you just have to stop doing this or else your life is going to go down in flames. I'm incapable of getting a hangover so there was no smack in the face the next day to stop me from doing it again but eventually I managed to just stop.

>>216942660h
hard drugs like cocaine and opiates are literally fine in moderation

>>216942538
I don't feel anything from weed anymore unless I combine it with alcohol because of tolerance, I can drink alcohol just fine by itself and still feel good, but my weed tolerance is fucked just a few days after taking a month or so break every time.

>>216942538
Weed is fucking boring, it just makes me feel fat, uneasy, and gives me a headache. Alcohol makes me more emotional, more excited, it makes every experience funnier and it tastes good too. Weed is just a very boring drug and makes very boring addicts. Alcohol is the spice of life. Really just sad how much weed has replaced alcohol for zoomers who are already in desperate need of personality.

>>216944885
>I’ll just care for my parents when they have dementia
Mya but ok retard. Last time I checked, babies, or even toddlers don’t have the ability to suddenly remember how to drive a car or be able to reach everything in the house. Baby locks don’t work on adults and strangers aren’t going to bat an eye at some old person boarding a bus or walking away from their home. It takes multiple people to provide 24/7/365 care for someone with dementia. When you’ve had personal experience with it, posts like yours always get hearty keks. Careful you don’t fall off that high horse and need hospitalization yourself, faggot.

>>216950527
>akshully Im witty and attractive instead of pathetic when im drunk

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>>216950711
You don't like to get absolutely fabulous off of daiquiris and explore yourself?

>>216949962
damn, that sucks

>>216949962
Why didn’t his family bury him?

>>216951281
People with alcoholism so severe it kills them generally get kicked from the family years before they die.

>>216944423
Are you that Brazilian guy on TikTok who's 37 and thinks he still looks like a teenager?

From how I understand it, alcohol isn't used as an enhancer like adderall to catch up or a party drug like MDMA to have fun. Alcoholics are just hopelessly blackpilled by their own thoughts and use alcohol to drown it all out.

Tbqh sounds like me if I didn't have coping skills. Still, seems pretty difficult to put your body through that constantly

>>216942538
Weed causes schizo thought process and paranoia though. Why they shill for it so much, it makes people retarded.

>>216952100
>source: trust me bro
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK459134/

>>216952216
>Brian P. (((Murray)))
Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>216944158
I'm only on a few lists (Littorai, Goodfellow, Kelley Fox, Beta/Jasud) which mental math is about $4k yearly.

It's all that Burgundy that gets me.

>>216942538
I can go to one of 100 stores here to get some booze but weed isn't legal in my state. Also weed dealers are a huge pain in the ass, good ones are hard to find and shitty ones are not worth the trouble.

>>216945271
you're a fucking gay retard lying on 4chan

>>216941617
Phenomenal soundtrack.
Drummer is insane

>>216941617
I will say that the film mostly gets alcohol withdrawal right. That bit where he’s got to sign a bit of paper at the bank or whatever it is but he can’t because he’s badly shaking. The chronic anxiety of doing something like that, thinking that the cashier is scrutinising your every move, and the complete inability to do anything dexterous like scrawl a few lines on a piece of paper. So he goes off to the bar for a few and comes back ROCK SOLID and signs the paper. I’ve had that more times than I can remember.

>>216946994
How do you feel about underage drinking and smoking?

>>216952266
>akshully alcohol being toxic to brain health is a Jewish conspiracy
Next level cope

>>216945271
>I'm a 155IQ person
Man, I'd tell y'all how high my IQ is...
But, ya'll'd prolly think I was lyin'.

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>>216942606
weed turns me into a schizo booze turns me into a chad (briefly)
>>216943030
>700ml jack daniels bottle
>2 litre shit whiskey
>fill up jd bottle
>alternate between jd bottle and shit whiskey bottle
>looks like i had 6 drinks when i actually had 12

>>216942102
All the alcoholics I know are either depressed or angry individuals. It's rare they are fun drunks, at least the fun drunks are entertaining but they are like 1% of them. Shit is crazy when those guys go through withdrawals, they either lay in bed for a week like a heroin addict moaning and making weird ass noises or they go berserk and start breaking things and getting arrested.

>>216953290
i've never experienced it because i was a friendless loser so i fucking hate it

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>>216953553
This. Alcohol is for losers. Take soberpill.

Alcoholics. I pray for them but eventually the damage has been done. A shell of the person they were. Literally like brain damaged even if they eventually quit.

>>216942538
Smoked weed for a decade. Sure it's feel great to get stoned but it also made me paranoid and a compulsive masturbator. I can't get shit done while high or after being high. On the other hand alcohol gives me a bit bit of confidence and I can go into work the next day and get on with it.

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>>216947351
If you drink often enough you don't get hangovers

>>216949962
My brother in law drank himself to death. He was lying dead for two weeks before he was found. Well I say that, junkies broke into his house and stole all the meds he was on before he was officially found dead.

>>216950651
Yeah my grandma had it and my mom is showing signs, I know for a fact it's going to happen to me. People throw the term around lightly so they don't really know what they're in for. It's so much worse than whatever they envision.

>>216954216
Yeah my mom got it at 69 in 2017 and it spread fast. I was never the same person after that, fortunately she didn't last long.

>>216942538
Weed makes sleepy and lazy. Alcohol makes me cheerful and removes all safeguards against intrusive thoughts

>>216942472
Based drunk posting is kino

>>216943061
I used to watch it from my patio when I lived in paseo Colorado. Pasadena was great.

>>216954745
My grandma kept going for years it was so fucked up but she was just too stubborn to die. At the end she couldn't even form words it was just gibberish. She had forgotten who I was for over a year before this even though I visited her almost every weekend. I just hope I don't forget where I put my gun when the time comes to top myself off.

The new years druk will be kino.