>>216944649
comfy show

>>216944649
>A Drug addict, a Scientologist and the other guy

>>216944649
Did Charlie sheen really rape Corey Haim?

>>216944649
>the year is 2012
>I'm 12
>watching a rerun of TaaHM religiously everyday at grandma's before going to basketball practice
>think it's the funniest shit ever
>all my grandparents are dead
>I have a full head of hair because I'm a kid
>Life's good

>the year is 2025
>I'm 25
>I've been basically NEETing since I finished HS in 2018
>huge gap in my resume while pushing 30
>can't find joy in my copes (TV shows / Games)
>all grandparents dead
>out of shape, no physical activity
>Norwood 2 with visible diffuse thinning on top
>Life's shit

>>216945280
fuck meant "all my grandparents are alive" on the 2012 part kek

>>216945309
Retard, no wonder the rest of your body is as much a failure as your brain

>>216945280
balding at 25? Seems hygenic. I'm 35 with a full head of hair and I hate having to clean the shower drain and vacuum stray hairs. Count your blessings. Maybe Howie Mendell has the right idea.

How well/bad did this show age?

>>216946389
Did you have fun writing that reply you sadistic fuck?

>>216947016
I lament that you were so poisoned by society's expectations that you meet positive reinforcement with such vitriol.

File: you.jpg (12 KB, 185x272)

12 KB JPG

>>216945280
>>216947016

>>216947162
you would kys in a week with a thinning norwood +2
for your sake i hope you never lose a single mm of ground, i don't wish it upon anyone

>>216947276
Don't be that way. Something superficial like a hairline is something I'd trade over an actual ailment, like Parkinson's or MS (thing's that run in my family that I am already showing signs of)

I liked it back in the days of "I'll watch whatever is on the TV".
Why should I care if Charlie Sheen was a creep to women?
I'd probably find it boring if I tried to watch it now, though.

>charlie walks in
Sex
>laugh track
>alan walks in
Sex?
>laugh track
You don't have sex
>laugh track even louder
>bertha comes in
Penis
>laugh track at ear-shattering levels
>jake enters
Pull my finger
>laugh track
>fade out
>Meeeeeennnnnnn........

>>216948182
do this with ashton kutcher now

>>216944649
>manly men
Ahem. Didn't they know?

File: 1743181124565719.png (567 KB, 554x554)

567 KB PNG

wait what
did this actually happen

>>216947497
With Parkinson's or MS you can still find a woman who will let you impregnate her and live a good fulfilling wife. You can't do that when you're balding. They're too shallow and have too many options at the push of a button now. That's why the meme is "it's over" when it comes to hair loss. You're finished. You are now a genetic dead end and you will die alone.

>>216945280
*laugh track*

>>216944649
The most impressive part of the show was how good singers the main cast is. Charlie Sheen can even play the piano. They should've done some musical episodes for maximum Kinematographie.

>>216944812
it was great as long as Charlie managed to hold it together

>>216949251
Yes

>>216946820
the women are all too hot and white for currentday

>>216945280
Unironically join the military or youre fucked.