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his wife>constant movies where she fucks other guys>himno movies where he gets to fuck anyone
>>216945269She has whore eyes. Tom Holland probably is a cuckold.>>216945310No, he's in a movie where he sucks dicks and gets fucked in the ass.
>>216945269Zendaya STILL A 5/10
I'm from Walnut Creek, I used to go to the Berkeley Shakespeare Festival (RIP) all the time, hell, there's still a road right before the Caldecott called Shakespeare Festival Way. Absolutely gorgeous theater. Anyway, Zendaya sucked my cock there when she was like 13 and working as a gofer for her mom or whatever. I'm 37 NOW. Do the math, fellas.
>>216945269this isn't even the first time, this is so embarrassing. never ever marry your costar, especially if they're planning on writing her out of the films
>>216945269A better twist would have been that they are both serial killers and are hiding this secret from each other.
>>216945377...was she good at it at least?
Lemme guess, the movie will feature subliminal messaging aimed at women telling them its ok and natural and expected to put little stock in their relationships and enjoy subjecting their male partners to unclear communication and insane expectations, then normie women will walk out of the cinema thinking it was weird, and deranged hamplanet/tattoo’d/decasexual freaks will screech and cheer the film as some kind of ‘victory’, because it endorses their debaucherous lifestylr
>>216945408Of fucking course not. She was 13. She would stop to lick it and kiss it and then look at me like it was supposed to blow my mind but did zero hand shit at all so it was like>suck suck suck>nothing at all but like dick hissing and staring>suuuuuuuuuck>more eyes and absolutely nothingHer rhythm was totally off and she didn't even get me close to cumming, and eventually I just went limp and told her I was gay. Hey, maybe that's why she got with Tom Holland, I was a skinny little twink too
>>216945269Tom is gay. She's just his beard.
>>216945506why didn't you tell her how to suck a dick? now tom has to deal with shitty blowjobs too
>>216945520Bullshit, that kid is like a millionaire, he probably crushes mad puss. If anything, he's her merkin
>>216945548Good blowjobs are like good movies, you shouldn't know the director is there and you definitely shouldn't be shouting at the screen what they should be doing. That's nigger behavior
>>216945310>>216945340>Tom Holland probably is a cuckold.Not exactly. There's a phenomenon in Hollywood: when an actor is a massive faggot and they want to sell him as someone attractive to the "female gaze", they sometimes try to hide it by arranging a fake marriage or relationship with some disgusting looking actress. Both benefit from this deal by leeching their partner's fame. Also, the woman can fuck as many men as she wants and the "man" can have lots gay sex, provided they both keep a low profile about it. Will Smith comes to mind as another example of this faggotry.
>>216945269Nah, Zendaya is the one is the cuck chair watching Tom Holland take big black cock.Someone post that webm of him getting blacked in a movie.
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>>216945269How do I get a smug mixed zoomer gf as a late millennial (1994)?
>>216945753I jerked off to this scene MANY times
>>216945269>>216945310>>216945753If I was this guy I'd feel humiliated, how does he cope?>my wife gets to fuck other taller and more handsome guys than me>meanwhile I don't get anything but a role where I suck black cock
>>216945377That's so hot
>>216945310Thsts Toms official beard? I didn’t know that was still a thing.
>>216948374>how does he cope?He probably gets off on it desu
>>216947008She's a late millennial too...
>>216948374He gets to suck black cock.
>>216945269I bet this casting was pattinson idea
>>216945269She's presenting her FACE more than the ring. Not straight.
>>216945753He has never been good at acting but this? He 100% sold on wanting dick so bad he drools
>>216948374What is there to cope about? That sounds delightful
