Post your /tv/ kinostations
>>216945446That's awesome. You guys will call it cringe, but if you're friend showed you the Jurassic park room behind a bookcase, don't act like you wouldn't be impressed.
>>216945446What happens when you want to watch something other than Jurassic Park?
>>216945689You should see the Irreversible room.
>>216945529>That's awesome.No its gaudy and cringey and even before he enters you can see he has like 80s/90s candy/sweets meaning this is him being a complete fucking manchild.Dont get me wrong, if you had children and you did shit like this it would be great, especially if you used it as a family get together/treat and changed it every few years for the kids but you can tell the guy is just a retarded man child.
>>216945689the theater fills with mustard gas
>>216946023No ventilation or windows. It smells in there even without mustard gas
>>216945446all that work and it's just a regular 65" tv lmfao
>>216945529I hope you can turn off all the blinking lights and all that other retarded shit, the "flames" etc.
>>216945689Why would you want to though?
>>216946109>i hope you can turn off lightsyeah its called a switch dumbass
>>216946092kek this
>>216946286kek, really. What was he thinking?
>>216945446
>>216945958>I HATE FUNwe know
>Single point of egress>No windowsYeah, this aint up to code.
>>216946286>>216946328Sounds like you never go outside. A bunch of retards with lights like these especially on the ceiling leave them on, samefag. Heard you the first time. Kill yourself.
>>216946092Doesn't even look like an OLED LMAO
>>216946357Its not hating fun, its making all that effort for a fucking movie, well essentially a seat and a TV screen when he could easily get the same effect with a sofa and a TV screen without all the other gay shit.Real men dont need faggy shit like that, we are practical. its why the meme of "men living in a place like this and think it is alright" comes from. Because we get shit done, practically, economically. We are not children who need trinkets and toys and make a simple job harder. Hence why that guy is a man child.
>>216945446>admit oneat least he knows
>>216946434Why do people who have no idea what they're talking about always sound so angry, are they actually aware of it? If so, just don't say anything lol. Come on, guy.
>>216946561
>>216946092he spared no expense
>>216945446>"home theater">no projector>tiny speakersShould have spent a little less on decor.
>>216945529Why the fuck do esls come here thinking their opinions are worth more than dogshit? Shut up and make your shithole country liveable
>>216946092I noticed that too like you go through all that and your tv is fairly normiecore size.
>>216945446Here's the chinese version.
>>216945446>And this is my secret Jurassic Park room
>>216945446What, no severed Sam Jackson arm
>>216947140lmao, commie bros, I don't feel so good.
>>216945936kek
>>216947224>lmao, commie bros, I don't feel so good.thats new york city
>>216945446Kill millenials
>>216945446DINOSAUR MOVIES ARE STUPIDTHEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN STUPIDPEOPLE WHO LIKE DINOSAUR MOVIES ARE WORSE THAN PEOPLE THAT LIKE CAPE SHIT
>>216947249there are no rats, cuz chinese people eat them up like it would make them grow taller and give them bigger dicks
>>216947294Capeshit* it’s just one word.
>>216945446How do niggas afford all this? They're up to their eyeballs in debt, right?
>>216947489Better job than you
>>216945529it's such a wasteImagine building a kinotorium and then adorning it with Jurassic Park merch and a flatscreen.I say this as a JP fan. Do it properly. Get a projector. Style it neutrally. Create vibes that fit any film
>>216947140SOVR
I've watched every single movie for the last 15 years either on my laptop or on my crt monitor
rate my kino station bros
>>216945529i think its a well executed idea and probably would be very comfy to watch a movie there, but holy shit, is all the shitty branding making it incredibly cringe and unappealing
>>216945446>welcome to anons room.webmthis is pretty cool. i love itthough, i was never big on Jurassic Park. I'm more of a Texas Chainsaw Massacre fan. I am inspired to make a "kinostation" with a secret passage to my basement with TCM decorations. Hope my guests 'get it'
>>216945446/sp/ reporting in
>>216946092If he doesn't have in-ceiling speakers, then there aren't any speakers either. I appreciate the effort, but it would have been better spent going for a general cinema look with posters, props and that.
>>216947140Comfy
>>216947140that looks pretty cozy, but everyone involved in bringing this about should die
>>216945446how would one go about making a nolan films room?
>>216948795doesn't look very confortable, it's missing a mattress or something
>>216947249So his point still stands
all of that for one great movie, one good movie, one mediocre movie and three steaming hot piles of dino shit movies. Why did he do it?
>>216947140let me guess, you need more?
>>216945446uncslop core
>>216945529It's embarrassing and claustrophobic.
>when the kinostation is wounded
>>216950385people that like sports are sub human
>>216948930Based
>>216948067kek
lol tranny
>>216947079>so stupid he equates autocorrect typo with the lack of mastery over language You're a mouth breathing retard. Learn some punctuation.
>>216945529If anybody shows me their hidden lair behind a bookcase I'm assuming they are a serial killer and I'm running away as fast as I can
>>216948930KICK THA FOOKIN BALL MUGABU
>>216948795>2 speakers to get surround soundthis nigga rich
>>216946023wooden doors?
>>216945446>spend $20000 on secret jurassic park room>only have money left over for screen for midgets>also wicked oled burn with that logo on all the time
>>216947140man, the pod is even worse than i thought, makes the shipping container look like a palace
>>216945958gay
>>216945529It should be filled with vintage pornography
>>216945529Yeah it’s cool but that shit belongs in an amusement park, I wouldn’t want that shit in my house
>>216950385I'm sure wiping the screen down with Lysol fixed it.
>>216951916yeah think of the damage to the resale value!!!!
>>216952004They don't care. It's probably an Airbnb they rented for the party
>>216946457Lol it's like clothes for you, like a role, this is pretty funny thanks for the laugh
>>216945529>That's awesome. You guys will call it cringe, but if you're friend showed you the Jurassic park room behind a bookcase, don't act like you wouldn't be impressed.
>>216947391It's 2 words holy fuck are retarded?
>>216953448No it isn't.
>>216951611>knotholesugh why? it would look so much better without them
>>216950385would
>>216947140no fatties
>>216947140>A Fall / 247 F / 47 Meters Down / Frozen (2010)- style horror movie in which an obese roastoid travels to china and gets stuck in her hotel room
all that and it's just a cheap ass tv... this is like when dudes have $5000 rigs but they randomly cheaped out on one component that makes it run like shit anywayi just don't understand normalfags and their inability to optimize
>>216947140how much is the rent? I'd sleep here if it were cheap enough assuming there are no roaches. what's the problem, literally just a cramped bed
>>216953448>holy fuck are retarded?kek
>>216945446It's a little spartan but it has the bare essentials for kinographie enjoyment
>>216954857Impressive, anon. However...
I watch my movies on an old android phone in my bed
>>216954866What circle of Hell is this?
>>216953407Cartelivision
>>216947140It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
>>216945446Needs a far larger screen for that kind of build up, but the spirit it correct.
>>216945689I would prefer not to.
>>216954898>>216954857Gentlemen, I can't help but wonder: Why are you not allowed to both love Hitler and have a big TV?
>>216954866pretty tasteless and looks like the inside of a game store, could've done much better, but having a screen on your PC case playing a pokemon clip 24/7 is pretty cool.. keki am jealous of what went into this but not as much what came out of itthis gets posted a lot tho
>>216953644cozy if it had one of those japanese beds
>>216951611I wonder how many old empty leaky Starbucks cups will fit on top of that thing.
>>216945446A nightmare to dust
>>216945689He kicks you out and ghosts you.
>>216954866entering this area is like getting an estrogen IV
>>216945529It's really cool but you just know whichever autist made or paid for this literally only watches the Jurassic Park/World movies and related media.
>>216946092The perfect size TV
>>216945529It's cringe.
>>216947140I'm glad governments are relaxing regulations on density to "speed up home building" so we can have this too soon.
>>216947140This (shit)hole was made for me!
>>216950385this is a black people meme every single one of these videos is fake
>>216955406where did you get the video/wallpaper?
>>216945529I would be embarrassed for him.
>>216955628Why are you embarrassed for someone else? That makes no sense. If he's not embarrassed then why are you?
>>216945446This kind of performative consumerism is so incredibly hollow and pointless. Niggas like this need to find God
>>216954866the thing I truly don't understand is everything in there is nintendo except his desktop which is something completely unrelated to nintendo
>>216956005It's called empathy.
>>216957327But you're not feeling what he's feeling. You're feeling the opposite.
>>216945446all that space and money for a screen I have in my bedroom what the fuck where's the real movie screen faggots.
>>216946434Bro, are you unironically angry/fighting with someone on the Internet because they reminded you that lights and other electrical devices are typically connected to switches?
>>216954665These "hold your fart or suffocate" boxes usually exist within big cities. So rent is more than average studio on suburb.
>>216945446It's legitimately something where all the individual parts are pretty cool but put together it all turns into fuckass garbage.
Who wants to play videogames?
>>216947140it's like a Wes Anderson set for a horror movie.
>>216948795good ol' Sherwood boy proper stick company
>>216953644i wrecked my thigh as a kid and just looking at the floor hurts my leg irl.
>>216950385Powerful niggerdry at work there...
>>216955406would you be so kind as to provide a link for this beautiful and gentlemanly spread?
>>216945446what if you want to watch a different movie than JP1? you're gonna feel pretty stupid then
>>216947140Make it a little wider to a standard single bed. Put a lockable sliding door cupboard in the wall for your bag. A fold down tray table on the wall so you can sit up and use a laptop or eat food or read. Some sockets to charge your shit up.
>>216958133These people are chinese, they enjoy shit like this.
>>216955177Jews own television factoriesPic unrelated, it's me and my wife
>>216958133No. And your social credit just went down too.
>>216958183lol he's a hardcore muslim midget now
>>216945446All these social media engagement bait posts that obsess over a single franchise / corporation feel so fucking fake and performative. There's no way someone is this obsessed with Jurassic Park, wouldn't a general purpose home theater with maybe rotating selection of posters and shit make more sense for a movie enthusiast?
>>216957989all these idiots in the same room playing a different video game what kinda retarded shit is this. do they like smelling each others farts
>>216948930This nigga built like a rotisserie chicken.
>>216945446Russians and chuds will be mad at this.
>>216945446Don't get too jealous guys but mine is way better than OP.
>>216958435We are very similar. I should leave this website.
>>216958451Best part is this whole set up was free. My town had one of those technology for poor people charity drives or whatever. You didn't have to prove you're poor, and it was first come first serve. I took like 5 working cpus and a few monitors and stuff. All these little niglets showed up late and got nothing in comparison I think I got all the working computers they had lol.
>>216958414kek
>>216958496>Best part is this whole set up was free.yeah it looks 25 years old unc
>>216948795Based, people really underestimate just how useful a 5 gallon bucket can be.
>>216958516Probably is, but I just love the fact that I watch kino and play games on it while some under privileged niglet got nothing.
>>216945529Could be worse. Could be an axe murderer's trophy room. No, I think this dinosaur church is still creepier
>>216958746Do your grandkids visit you?
>>216947489adult daycare jobs and no saving/investing
>>216947140Nothing a bit of galvanized steel can't fix
>>216946092don't forget its mounted at eye level so whoever has to sit in the second row won't see shit too kek
>>216945529You know it sounds like shit in there
>>216958746>cooking eggs with the lid onabsolute cunt
>>216958746motherfucker are you in the hospital?
>>216958746
>>216945446These people got raped by their uncles or something whilst the movie they have based a room theme on was playing as it happened, right? There's no other explanation.
>>216959803a yolk that's too runny can be a bad thing
>>216958746Unironically better and more comfortable than any of the other slop shit in this thread.
>>216959862could be some boomer folk home
>>216946359how are bathrooms up to code then?
>>216945936audible kek
>>216945936lmao
>>216947140looks comfy
>>216953407Must be a James Dean fan
>>216945446>spend 7-10 grand on home theatre decor and furniture>basic 55" QLED TV
>>216945529I'm too fat to fit through the door.
>>216958746Hospice bros wwa?
>>216963106it's still pretty cool
>>216947140
>>216955406kek my buddy from high school also has this 3-D anime tiddy shit as his desktop wallpaper on his gayming PC, and his wife just asked for a divorce "out of nowhere."
I only watch my kino in bed like it should be. Very comfy. I need a bigger tv tho
>>216958396This nigga ain't got no friends lolNeither do I...
>>216947140That's actually a medium sized New York or London apartment
>>216964881You need better taste
>>216946561kek
>>216945936Made me laugh in public
>>216945529I would be more impressed if the theater room had a normal door and a single jurassic park poster on the wall and a comfy sofa with chaise lounge instead of those stupid chairs. This shit is for flexing on imgur and reddit. If you don't get sick of this Jurassic Park room you are stupid and I don't want to be your friend.
>>216945446>waste all this money>has the same size tv negroes buy their shit goblins on black FridaySeems like all this nonsense was content bait and not a serious setup
>>216961245This movie was so gay and corny theyre like "znow u zwill eat da poopoo" and then they overact while eating a melted candy bar
>>216947140co2 poisoning imminent>>216947294Jurassic Park was a great film but being this obsessed with any movie is bizarre and annoying bordering on mania.
>>216965133Makes me wonder what the best shit eating scene in cinema is (outside porn)I vote American Wedding.
>>216960688you can climb out through the toilet if you're not a lanklet
Yes I do love Ikea
>>216947590Projectors suck though
>>216948795House looks old is it haunted? Please get more comfy anon your back will thank you.
>>216948930oi bruv why dis amerifat worchin soccar
>>216947489Payments every 15 days
>>216959157I was looking for this reply
>>216950385Is this AI? Who would behave like this?
>>216948930This man keeps the kebab economy afloat by himself. He's friends with every chippy merchant and every curry monger.
>>216958414lol
annoying smell coming from my couch and beds lately ladsshould I replace them in the new year or am I just imagining it? will the prospective wives I bring over point it out as they flee?
>>216952016No, it's just bizarre and annoying. Do you wake up excited about Jurassic Park every day? You're probably autistic and have a huge collection of childhood toys if you don't see the problem.
>>216950406Especially e-sports.
>>216946457>Real men >we are
>>216950385>HUGE ass lady immediately starts cleaning the screen lmao I don't see the point but her heart is in the right place
>>216950385Fuck yo Air BnB
>>216965570Before you do anything to drastic, I first suggest taking a shower to make sure you're not the source of the problem. Make sure to scrub under the folds.
>>216951363You punctuation was incorrect and you said you're instead of your. You're indian now.
>>216965570Yes womemes are very sensitive to smell
>>216953407I'd rather sit in the car and look at a TV in front of it like I'm at a drive in with my best girl. That would be swell.
>>216953509bringing your kino station into a massage parlor is heavy duty kino
>>216953644My back hurts looking at this.
>>216946357It's not fun for us, retard.
>>216947031comfy but I want the TV a little higher. I'd rather hav ea couch like this than the stupid recliners.
>>216947119How do we get the TV smashers into this room?
>>216965923middle of the tv is supposed to be eye level from your sitting position so his setup looks correct
>>216954857Is this Asia?
>>216947119>tfw the hdmi cable comes unplugged during a key portion of the kinema orientation guide you're giving your date
>>216954866So how are you holding up since the divorce?
>>216945446what happens when there's a fire and the only exit it some shitty thin door that opens inwards
>>216954866These retards are so obnoxious with the camera work swooping around like they're being cinematic for redddit>>216954898>>216954857Can't tell if this is Latinx America or South East Asia
>>216958269>>216958269The Blonde!?!?
>>216950385He's clearly just finished a hard shift at the hospital. We don't pay our Doctors enough to deal with their stress IMO
>>216958516>>216958435The beats PC is only a decade old and it might have an optical out for your dac bro
>>216947489They don't have kids.
>>216945529>you're friend
>>216945529Suck my valls, jewish shit.
>>216964707>how I met your mother
>>216965197nice setup
>>216945936>>216960762>>216961245>>216965054ESL here, I don't get it.
>>216964823How fat is he?
im depressed
>>216945446>What are we watching tonight, in that JURASSIIIIC PARK themed Home Cinema?>Sayat-Nova (1969) by soviet director Sergei Parajanov
>>216966170It's a shitty brown coded rape joke.
>>216965011argggh I can't process my emotions because I am a mangaka
>>216966194I had trash hilibiily cousins that lived like this. One died in a bike accident aged 17. The other has brain cancer.
>>216966244how do you get brain cancer?
>>216966019We win.
>>2169662745g form what i've fhearfd
>>216966194I hope you can clean it up you will feel better.
>>216947140Why do I have to live like if I was in the Nutty Putty Cave?
>>216966274We have about 7grams of microplastics in our brains.
>>216966274X-rays, cell phones, pesticides (my cousins lived near corn fields and every summer you'd smell the pesticides, kek)
>>216966343all the food is poison :(
>>216966170'Irreversible' is the name of a movie that contains a 15 minute, uncut, violent rape scene.
>>216966194>live surrounded by filth>feel like shit because of it>could clean it up in less than an hour>blame it on le depression instead and do nothingDepression is such a made up excuse to be a lazy piece of shit I swear to god
>>216950385Scripted
>>216958496Those kids might have used those pcs to go on and become doctors…
>>216947489I am a brokie, but my girlfriend is a lawyer and even with her debt payment (more than minimums) and her fun budget in a HCOL area she has around 3k a month leftover every month. And she got a 5k bonus this year.She's tightening her belt and making bigger payments and almost all of her bonus went towards CCs, but once she is out of debt, she will have around 4500 left every month. You can buy a ton of garbage with that kind of money and I am sure the person in the video is actually wealthy.
>>216965667she's probably just wiping any smudges so that the airBnB owners don't notice it's broken while the screen is off so they get their security deposit back.
>>216948930>'ick on >uuhhh
>>216948930That belly is so perfectly round, I'm fucking crying.
>>216966274put your head in microwave
>>216965553Whos that? Tried reverse search but to no avail
>>216966194Literally just tidy up, you lazy ass cunt
>>216945446The tiny TV ruins the whole thing. Imagine spending that much time and money on something and getting that TV.
>>216968536ariel rebel, my canuck waifu who's been a teenager longer than most posters here have been alive
>>216948974no that is not fucking cozy you dumbass
>>216954866this is all Edison fault
I just watched the thing for the first timewhat did i think of it
>>216955406I've had this wallpaper across my 3 screens before. Not the animated one though
>>216968753You sleep on the floor??
>>216968609Thanks man, the wife's sick so Ariel will have to do tonight
>>216945529Rich people are evil and I would never call one my friend
>>216968609no it fuckin isnt retard
>>216968753Comfy, maybe ill join in ;)
>>216966194>Packers fanYou should be.
>>216968800That's the wife escape room.>>216969146uwu daddy what movie are we watcjing tonight xD <3
>>216945689That's what the living room is for, you dolt.
>>216968536Satine Phoenix
Projector bros
>>216957989Why not play a game together?
>>216945446Perfect for my Schindler's List / The Death of Stalin double feature.
>>216945446>hidden room behind a bookcase BASED >its a movie theater ehh ok i guess>its decorated like a fucking ride at universal yikes the people who have the ability/money to make something like this and then just fuck it up with a stupid fucking concept like this. it never fails. like all those nintendo themed game rooms
