Now this is comedy!
kek that's actually pretty funny
>>216947037200k watch.Also this seems like Indian Hannah Gadsby
He cries for the first 15 seconds. I cut it off. This feels like therapy or something. He should be baring his soul and insecurities to God not an audience.
>>216947037Look at his eyes when he says "How the fuck did that happen?" He has low self esteem and is looking for immediate validation
lots of people get mocked for roiding and plastic surgery
>>216947037I bet he smells like curry and failure
>>216947037Funnier than Dave Chappelle's 5 most recent specials combined.
>>216947037is he blaming his audience for eternals not being box office gold
>>216947037He thinks he's the first to be teased about roid use?
I’m sorry, but the concept of stand-up comedy will never not be cringy to me
>>216947037I saw a commercial for this recently and the only laugh it got out of me was the near total silence at his "White people... wait, there's more" line. It was like watching a kid tell a joke to a room full of adults.
>>216947037What a crybaby bitch. Insecurity is so stinky.Why is comedy now just therapy for fucks like this?
>>216947037kek we won
>>216947037+100000000 Izzat
>>216947225It doesn't help that Chloé Zhao is a hack. Trusting her with a Marvel movie is the big mistake they've never come back from.
>>216947037I gave myself an eating disorder and body dysmorphia… and I’m not going to do anything about it… to own the chuds? Americans have truly fucking lost it. When the only reason you can conjure up to do something is spite, there’s no coming back
>>216947303Stand up comedy has always been this. Even the old Catskills Jews were just bitching about their wives and in-laws.
Gymcel moment
>>216947303He makes fun of the situation and himself. That's what stand up comedy is. Not bragging about how rich and famous you are (Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle).
>>216947456He's whining about a lack of affirmation from other people and how unfair it is
>>216947037That wasnt too bad
>>216947573Which doesn't make him that likable or cool, right? The only thing that Dave is trying to portray nowadays with his "comedy."
>>216947037I watched it and that's the funniest bit. To be fair though at least he tried to make jokes in between just bitching. Better then Chappelles latest "special" I guess.
can't really see chappelle the same way after he shit himself over floyd, nogs kill nogs all the time, BLM itself killed like 40 nogs, by holding whites to a higher standard than themselves they are admitting they are subhuman
>>216947037keep in mind hes saying this shit to people who like him so much they paid to be there
>>216947750So what?
>>216947806it makes it funnier
What’s he eating bros?
>>216948394Humble pie
>>216947037He should stop caring about what other people think of him.
>>216947037>crying like a little bitch>IndianYep, sounds about right.
>>216947037where's the joke?
>>216947037>buffhe's 5'5 with a tiny frame and stick legs
>>216948394look at that fucking jawdude is on more gear than a rolex
>>216949027You're looking at it, it's him.
>>216947037not laugh out loud funny, but i like that he's staying fit to spite the haters
Dude looks like he took a photo of the gigachad meme to a plastic surgeon and said he wants a jaw like that. ridiculous
>>216947037His character in silicon valley is literally him irl 1 to 1
>people accuse you of taking steroids and make fun of you for it>proceed to roidrage on stage at a """comedy show""" to prove them wrongthe redeemer is playing 5D chess
>>216947037Gonna cry bitch?Suckle some more tren while you're at it stupid whiny baby boy.
>>216947037damn, he made me chuckle.you aight, brown boy, you aight...
>>216947037Suicide when?
>>216947037>in shapeof what? a square?
>>216949086he's fully natty
>>216947037Why are all brown comedians entirely incapable of creating a routine that doesn't completely revolve around whining about their betters?
>>216947456I miss when Dave was actually funny. Now all of his standup is“DEM TROONS TRIED TO CANCEL ME!”I hate troons too but jesus fucking christ, talk about rent-free.
>>216947037>hop on enough test, tren, and hgh to kill a horse>get upset when people don't immediately worship you for taking the easiest possible path to fitness
>>216947037>Gets on gear>Buys a chin>Wears a fucking suit the entire time, and the character traditionally fights with magic fucking katanas
>>216947037What an asshole.
>>216947037>NOOO I GOT BUFF YOU CANT LAUGH AT ME FOR DOING STEROIDS FOR A FAILED MOVIE THIS ISNT HAPPENING SAVE ME DISNEY
>>216947037standup comedy is so fucking gay dudei didnt buy a ticket/drinks to listen to your fucking therapy session or your "enlightened take" on life tell some fucking jokes or fuck off
there is absolutely no reason he can't eat cake or other carbs sometimes and still maintain while on all the disney PEDs
Man this is just sad. I liked him as a comic before but all stand up is just cooked now. Can’t joke about anything even ourselves. It’s all just rants and preaching. Maybe it’s just becoming more transparent comedy was always just therapy.
That's sort of funny. I thought he PLAYED a seething, conniving, pathetic little bitch man on Silicon Valley. Yknow. Like an actor or something. Turns out that was just him the whole time.
>>216947220true.
