They're calling it the kino that filtered millions
no that would be uncut gemseveryone seems to love this flick
I'm calling it "the movie I won't be watching."
>directed by a jew>written by a jew>about a jew>starring a jewI can see why the normgroids like this
>>216948484Embarrassing movie. Safdies should have stopped with Uncut Gems and tried something new. Benny did but he fucking sucks and should stick to acting.>>216948569Good Time and Uncut Gems were legitimately good movies. This is pure goyslop.
>>216948484Man I am tired of jews making movies about them jerking themselves off. It was tired the last time Woody Allen did it and paid an adverising firm to hype it up, Midnight in Paris and when the spiritual jew Jim Jarmusch did it with Last Lovers left Alive.
>>216948604>jews making movies about them jerking themselves off.I enjoy this movie for the exact opposite reason. If anyone other than a Jew made it it'd be considered comically antisemitic.
>>216948569>directed by a jewJosh Safdie is a confirmed prebane /tv/ poster. He also made fun of the holocaust and it's """victims""" twice in the movieplease apologize before he sees your post.
>>216948515That's because Uncut Gems had a based ending while Marty Supreme tries to shoehorn in a happy one for normalfags.
>>216948702>"I'm gonna do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't"Hardest line all year
queen
>>216948484Marty Supreme? Farty Poop-Reem more like, AMIRITE?
>>216948702No. He lost me as a fan the minute he cast Chalameme
>>216949031If Marty Supreme were a club kid he'd be called Party Supreme
>>216948569jews are based
>>216948484Timothy (to use the correct spelling of his name) Chalfont, was doing an interview with British TV about a week ago and boasting that he was giving his Marty Supreme T-shirts to all celebs that he thought was worthy of them. The interviewer asked which British celebs he had given or was giving a t-shirt to. The only ones he could think of was The Beckhams; David AND Victoria he said as if expecting a round of applause for knowing David Beckham's wife 's name but was left hanging when no applause came. Most people in Britain only vaguely remember them as they moved to America 20 years ago. Then he had to think fast to remember the name of a british celeb who probably wasn't a nonce or something and, no word of a lie tbe only one he could think of mentioning was:Susan BoyleThats probably an even more obscure blast from the past than Posh and Becks. It was so fucking left-field newspapers wrote stories about it. She is so obscure these days it took a while for journalists to even able to track her down for an interview or even confirm she is not dead.He lives in such a bubble his only cultural knowledge he has of any UK pop culture dates from 25 gears ago. Most Americans could at least name Daniel Craig or King Charles, even if they know nothing about Britain or don't watch British kino, like how most Brits could name Awkwafina or Donald Trump.Seriously, the guy is thick as pigshite.
>>216949519That's based. Ever since the bomb of Better Man (very funny) I've realized that American agnosticism towards British pop culture is hilarious and therefore laudable.
>>216949666>American agnosticism towards British pop culture is hilariousIt's been wild for me to watch Monkey Dust over the past month or so and realize just how alien they are from us. I'm somebody that's very familiar with modern British culture for an American and it's wild seeing all this shit nobody outside of Britain would ever conceivably understand i.e running gags about obscure British serial killers/criminals, the term "cottaging", Sven-Goran Eriksson, etc.Also, it's very interesting that Timmy likes Susan Boyle, perhaps he's slowly becoming a chud?
>>216948547lmao
>>216948484I’m gonna go as Marty for Halloween next year
>>216949235Jews are peak white - Elon Musk
>>216949519i want that jacketwithout the text though
>>216948547based, me neither. just having a bunch of stuff happen is not the same as telling a story.
>>216949235Good goy
>>216948702>>216948710and he depicts a bunch of jews licking honey off the body of another jew in a concentration camp.. this movie was based as fuck. only thing i didnt like was tyler the creators dialogue, it was written extremely retardedly. motha fucka motha fucka motha fucka, like come on man, thats not how blacks in the 50s talk
>>216951410>tyler the creators dialogueCome on, bladder infection and "you fucking Jew" were great lines
>>216948484Saw this today. Absolute kino. Probably my favourite film of the year
>>216949519Based, UK pop culture hasn't produced anything of worth for about that time
his face on the poster looks like hes making a triumphant pose but just shit himself
>>216948710>happy>didn't actually win any official championship>damaged his friend's dad's car>still owes his uncle hundreds of dollars>has to feed a child with his nonexistent ping pong money
>>216948484I'm calling it the movie i'm not gonna seenot interested as a grown male to go see chalamet in a fucking ping pong movie by a hack director
>>216953035He doesn't owe his faggot uncle anything, he only took the money because his uncle stole from him first but refusing to pay according to their deal.
>>216948604>film about a delusional loudmouth, thief and con artist who gets beaten and humiliated over and over again>jerking themselves offwhich is it, goyim?
>>216948710uncut gems had the happiest ending that guy was ever going to get, literally ended in the most blissful high of his life
>>216953077Surely, Marty, who is completely honest with himself and everyone around him, didn't just invent out of whole cloth this exit deal to follow his idiotic ping pong dream. His uncle, who wants to make him a partner in his business so Mart can provide for his sister, is just being an asshole
>>216948604Midnight in Paris is pretty solid though. Best Allen film since match point.
>>216951410Not the heckin blackarinos!!!
>>216948484Just saw this in theaters today. Garbage-ass film.
>>216953227>his sisterI think you have misunderstood a very key plot point of this movie
>>216948569judaic normgroids are easy to toy with these days, especially when they are not in a position of influence.
>"I think it's funny that you wanna impress the Japanese so bad and they murdered your son."
Balls of Fury is the better ping pong kino.
>>216948515>muh uncircumcised gems
>>216949519Posh and becks are not ‘vaguely remembered’ they are still large celebrities in the UK. Fuck off you stupid yank
>>216949519Susan Boyle is a better person than most Brits. Surprised you fags haven’t euthanized her like you do with other neurodivergent people.
>>216948484What the fuck is it even about? Terrible marketing.
>>216951410>thats not how blacks in the 50s talkWere you there? No? Then shut the fuck up.
>>216951410They actually did talk like that back then. But it was in the same tone of voice that an unccel says mothafucka.
anybody got a torrent that's not in fucking portuguess?
>>216948484absolutely the best kino of the year. >>216951410I don't think I have seen a single poster get the point of that scene. It is Marty's main motivation and everyone treats it like it is a random scene or a joke. >>216949519>Susan BoyleHonesty she is the only rags to riches story you have. Most british go from rags to worse to shit rags.
>>216948484Yo it's 2025 and some uptight rich Jew that is pretending to be edgy (but isn't actually edgy) is making a movie about a whiny rat jew kid in a fucking ping pong movie? And expects me to spend money to see it? The fuck?
I don't watch anything Timmy is in. He's not a serious actor
>>216954290>It is Marty's main motivationCan you explain? I didn't read it as a joke, but I thought it was to show the other guy as being very generous / helpful towards others to contrast with Marty being self centered for the whole film
>>216953227Marty literally talked to his uncle about the deal earlier in the movie. The uncle was aware of it.
how many sex scenes and how graphic? my zoomer gf hates them
>>216954809>how many sex scenes3 or 4>how graphic?not very, I don't think there's any explicit nudity at all except a chalamet ass double that gets spanked with a ping pong paddle
People can't handle a prick main characterEastbound and Down is peak TV.
>>216954809>how many sex scenes3/4>how graphicNo nudity sadly. It was great given I was watching it with my Grandpa but I expected something along the lines of The Brutalist with the sex.
>>216948484>Yfw Gus Van Sants True Story - Marc Griffin - Bulletball, The motion picture
>>216953762this and the holocaust joke both caught me off guard kek
>>216954838>chalamet ass doubleKevin O' Leary confirmed that's his ass and he really spanked him
>>216953762>"I'm about to drop a third atom bomb on them tomorrow"
>>216954954Listen here, you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
>>216954995>insisted on being spanked for real by Kevin O'LearyI see Armie Hammer left quite the impression kek
>>216954995damn I just assumed timmy had a scrawny ass, my mistake
>>216955055>I just assumed timmy had a scrawny assThere's a reason fags have always liked him
>>216948484Yes, (((they))) are.
>>216949519Don't forget he mentioned L*wis H*milton, the tax evading racist piece of shit.
>>216948484>it's a random nigger rapper wants to be an actor episodetired of this rerun
>>216954434late post but Marty's motivation is to "bring the honey" home and get his family out of poverty. He wants the big money that comes from being the face of the sport. His speech to his girl about his ambition being a burden was another hint at that.
>>216956432he clearly doesn't give a shit about his family or that girl or any of them, holy god what an awful read
>>216956446Yeah if anything that scene is supposed to be underlining his obsession with being blindly praised and beloved by everyone
>>216956446He does care. He just wants them to bow to his feet as their savior. He is a self destructive narcissist and he thinks they are tying him down from success but he does care about them. That is why he sobs when seeing his baby for the first time.
>>216950345story doesn’t matter in a movie and i’m sick of this bullshit about how a good movie has to have a story
>>216956608>story doesn’t matter in a moviegood morning saars
>>216948484I'll only watch the movie if Fran Drescher was presented in a hot way. And she's the one who should be having sex scenes not dried up Goop
>>216957035>wanting Fran Drescher sex scenes in 2025I think this is the first actual Jew itt
>>216949004Is this going to be Zendaya 2.0?
>>216950345>commenting on the quality of a story for a movie you haven't seenyou are a grade A retard. your mom regrets not getting you aborted
>>216957285it does have a crappy story though
>>216948484I will watch and enjoy this even though I hate that faggy Chala kid
>>216949519Who cares what happens on your child rape island?
>>216957329>a crappy storyNot really, it's basically just the anti-Rocky/Rocky II>>216957267What's so bizarre about this movie is that I really think it's the most glaring example of just how awful fashion is now and how that can make or break decent-looking girls. I've seen her in many shill/fan threads in the weeks leading up to this thing where she looks like some kabbalic demon irl and in other shows, yet because of a simple change of wardrobe and style in this movie she has a girl next door energy that's very charming and gels well with her "pussy from a girl that's evil" character.
Timothee refused an ass double and wanted his ass to spanked as hard as they could until they broke the ping pong paddle. This is actually real btw
>>216948484What the qrd? Forrest Gump but a kike?
>>216957536>Forrest Gump but a kike?No it's more like Rocky/Rocky II with Ping Pong, but instead of being a wholesome and mildly retarded Catholic the MC is a ruthless, scheming Jew in a rapidly escalating Jew-off with every other turbo Jew in NY to see who can Jew the most out of all the other Jews.
>>216957585So it’s Uncut Gems but ping pong instead of gambling. Can this guy only make one type of movie? What’s next, Water is Wet: Jews are Bad
>>216957610>Water is Wet: Jews are BadIDK man I think he's on to something, there's a huge market for antisemitic stuff right now in case you haven't noticed
>>216957585actually sounds quite kino then, i'll check it out. thanks tripfag
>>216948569>jews>kinoPick two
Sorry contrarians, but Marty is the most based on-screen character in literal decades
>>216957610the big issue is that stuff just happens. its not a story so much as a series of fast-paced kinetic events to try to make sure you don't look at your phone.
>>216957499>the anti-Rocky/Rocky IIRocky and Rocky II are both focussed sports movies, not caper flicks where the main character just goes from a crime thriller scene to a ping-pong scene and back (he ping pongs from one to the other, if you will). I think Duffer(1) had half a script about ping-pong then just gave up and filled up the remaining pages with shooting and running around.
>>216957814>Rocky and Rocky II are both focussed sports moviesNot at all, you're thinking of Rocky III+ which are just silly sports movies.The first two Rockies were dramas bookended by boxing matches with a story framed by it, much like MS. They were all about Rocky's day to day life and experiences, articulating his worldview, relationships, and background in his dystopian environment; and how his faith in God and determination to be the best made him rise above the filth and conquer the world.In contrast, MS has the same structure, but it's the opposite: instead of rising above the filth of a rotten dystopian 70s Philly, Marty instead lives in a near-utopian 1950s New York brimming with plenty of opportunity and soaked in optimism. He could manage the shoe store, he could get the custom ball project off the ground, he could keep up the whole globetrotters exhibition thing with Bela, he could break the truth to Ira and get his girl back, etc. Instead of his pursuit of glory giving him determination, focus, and virtue; it instead results in him losing sight of everything else that matters, and in the process making him simultaneously neurotic, selfish, ruthless, manipulative, sadomasochistic, and outright psychopathic.
>>216957932>They were all about Rocky's day to day life and experienceshence the point I was making about them being authentic sports movies. Marty Supreme isn't that: it's a load of overcaffeinated garbage. it's not even trying to be grounded.
>>216957977>the point I was making about them being authentic sports moviesThey're both "authentic sports movies". One's about a good guy in a shithole who's a boxer and the other is about a shitty guy in the best time/place ever who plays ping-pong.>it's not even trying to be grounded.And what the fuck is "grounded" about Rocky in comparison? They're both very unrealistic, deliberately allegorical films that have the same story structure.
>nobody mentions the score/ostThe OST sounds exactly like a lost 80s score along the lines of Bloodsport or Rocky IV:https://youtu.be/baOVH2PXfRw?
>>216948484Why the fuck is Kevin O leary on the poster? Wtf does he have to do with this? He's a scumbag.
>>216958173marketing thread and this is the most obvious post of the group. not even clicking on your link faggot.
>>216953925You don't need to be spoonfed, just go and watch the movie, buy some popcorn, buy two drinks, buy some candy, pay for your friend to come, and shut the fuck up faggot. It's 2025. Consume our product.
>>216953894>Posh and becks are not ‘vaguely remembered’ they are still large celebrities in the UK. Fuck off you stupid yankNo they're really not. They're still pretty big in America because their lives are still tabloid fodder there, I vaguely recall something filtering trough about Brooklyn marrying a slag or something and doing a Prince Harry, but they are hardly talked about in the same way Jordan and her ogre child are in the UK press, anymore.
>>216948484So is the 4K DV Atmos rip out or what?
>>216958173Ignore the other guy, I saw the movie with my brother and the first thing we said to each other when we left was how great the score was. It's one of the best parts of the movie.
>>216958642>ignore the other guy>my friend and i wentlol fuck off marketing cunt
where can i watch this shit as a german
>>216951470yeah but the delivery wasnt>>216953306well thats kinda my point, dude didnt even get called a nigger once>>216953939we had radio, video, writing, and firsthand accounts from that period, i certainly know no blacks talked like tyler the faggot who built his whole identity around being the black guy that larps as a white guy>>216953967yeah the word muthafucka sure, but not in the context of those lines.. i mean seriously he is the only black dude in a bowling alley filled with a bunch of white guys, and he aint cleaning the floors instead playing ping pong with them (there would be segregated areas for the blacks) and to further he is telling them about his niggish antics when he mugged a guy and stole his shit and they dont even lynch him.. instead they actually try to rally up some money to help him... lol>>216954290it wasnt random but it was a joke, the jews didnt lick honey off another jew for sustinence in the holocaust retard. its not his main motivation its just a device that serves to make fun of rockwells dead son who "liberated" this kike so he can play professional ping pong.. also he only has the teammate tell the story to distract rockwell so he can make eyes at his wife that he's trying to fuck.. sounds like you didnt get the point dipshit.
Will never watch it but rate it 5/5 because it apparently makes chuds seethe
>>216959179Opening date is end of Febuary for some reason. I guess there will be a digital release before that. Fuck German distributers.
>>216958681they are brothers not friends, learn to read>>216959179at the movie theater? err.. das kinoplex
>>216948484Because ping-pong is hardcore serious. Give the movie 20 oscars already.
>>216956807stories are for books, movies are for images. i hope this clears things up>>216958371he plays a scumbag, and to great affect>>216956432this is retard level take. the honey scene has nothing to do with that and if you paid attention even just five minutes before that when he is being interviewed for the paper he lies entirely about his family and upbringing. he doesnt want to win to bring the honey back to them, he wants to win for himself only, this is shown in the fact (barely) winning an exhibition match against endo was more important than anything else. he could have been rockwells bitch and made enough money to support his family but it was never ever about that. go watch the movie again and dont be retarded this time.
>>216948484I don't want to watch, it looks like the most jewish movie ever
>>216958173>sounds exactly likeNo its more like a dream version of one of those soundtracks. Whatever you wanna call the music OPN makes that predates and also encompasses everything of vaporwave, that music is purposefully different but similar sounding than the classic 80s one. Lots of pitch shifting, lots of tempo changing, lots of washing in and out of a recognisable melody. Even the tears for fears at the credits was slightly slowed down from the standard version
>>216948702Was the honey scene supposed to be comedic or making fun of them? It seemed very random and I couldn’t tell if it was meant to be serious
>>216959461>well thats kinda my point, dude didnt even get called a nigger onceYea he did, at least one of the bowling alley kids does when they are attacking them in their car at that gas station
>>216959901He said “nigga” not nigger. Did people even say nigga in the 50s?
