>chuds are still pretending this look bad
>>216948958>the jews are still believing that doesn't
Nolan is the king of goyslop for midwits
>>216948958>another blue moviewow
>>216948997Nolan is white
>>216948958not my problem. do better.
>airbrushed plasticlet's see Paul Allen's helm
>>216948958kino inbound
>>216948958i was pressing the couch buzzer a lot during the trailer.
Looks like AI-slop unironically
You think this funny private pile???
Which indie game with generic unreal engine assets is this from?
>red numbers in the postersomeone is getting fired, or getting away with it since Nolan is color blind
>>216948958The whole point of a Corinthian helmet is that you can't get stabbed in the face.Not that Corinthian helmets even existed at the time.
I legitimately thought it was a fan made AI generated meme. The two starting scenes when the guy kneels and the other where 3 guys are walking look 100% AI generated in every single way, from how they look to how they move
>>216948997it looks awesome
>>216948958It doesn't look bad, it looks fucking retarded
>>216950046it looks cool and menancing. get your eyes and/or style checked
>>216950141Are you 12, Indian or both?
>>216948958Lots of people don't want a brutalist Odyssey get over it,fanboy.
>>216948958>that blue filterbecause the Mediterranean is well known for being dark and gloomy
>>216948958Why would anyone who uses the word chud care what anyone thinks about these films? You cant get more chud than ancient greeks. The nazis could only aspire to be these guys
>>216950372do you think it's all fun and bright when gazan babies are dying in bombed out grey med coastal cities? the med has seen more gruesome death than any other sea in history
>>216948958Looks like the AI render of a plastic capeshit costume, so yeah it looks hilariously bad anon. Oh wait it's fake?
>>216950496>something bad happens>everything turns blueI don't think that's how it works
>>216948958
>>216950687Which is better?
>>216950712without the seam
>>216948958Going to see this movie tomorow in theatersCant help but beeing hypedI'll let yall know what I think about it when Im back
>>216948958Nolan fan boys are the niggers of cinema
>>216948958>Niggamaxamus Bixnoodus
>>216949431this is my shitpost, there are many like it but this one is mine
>>216948958No it doesn't look bad, it looks horrible. It looks like literal capeshit. Didn't realize this was Dark Knight 4.
>>216948958Cool Pantheon skin
>>216948958it is shot entirely on imax camerasit can't look bad
We went from this to Zendaya as the gold standard for beauty in just one generation. What. The. Fuck.
I saw the trailer in front of Avatar today, and Troy looks like shit. They open the gate, and inside the city is just a patch of dirt and some bushes. Nolan's autism about practical effects has been really bad since Dunkirk.
I went to the same high school as Christopher Nolan. At that high school, the first thing you read in freshman English is the Odyssey. He is retracing his early steps.
>>216948958this gay shit looks like those star wars cartoons for faggots
Oh no no no...
>>216948958Now I can't unsee it. It's the same facial contouring as that murder bot from Judge Dredd, which went on a killing spree with Armand Assante, the 90's Odysseus. LAW!!!!!!!!
>>216948958Whats weird is, that everyone is talking about the helmets and armor, regardless if they like it or not and no one even comments that this fucking goofy nigga is supposed to be fucking agamemnoni cant take nolan seriously
>>216949692I can see that. It looks like he's about to go down on the dude. Nolan is just really terrible at framing and moving the camera in a purposeful way.
wow i didnt know nolan was working on a 4th batman movie OP
>>216948958>This guy canonically gets killed while bathing by his bitch Wife using a tiny net and spearKWABOTYB.C.
>>216948958Wasn't Agamemon the third/forth strongest fighter beside Achilles and Ajax/Diomedes? Makes sense he looks "tough" instead of like a fat old guy.
>>216952364Steel is actually another DC character.
why is agamemon being turned into the main character in all the posters
>>216952374that'd be hector
>>216952451timmycells are already locked inthey need to capture the basketball audience
>>216952451You're right, we should have a giant Imax poster of Matt Damon's ugly fucking head.
>>216948958Copying EWS
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE COOL AS FUCK NEO-GREEK LOOKING OUTFITS IT'S FASCIST>SOMEBODY FALSEFLAG SOME THREADS TO SAY IT LOOKS CRINGE AND LIKE BATMAN OR SOMETHING
>>216952524I want a poster of Jon Bernthal rubbing his head
>>216950687>Somehow an improvement Grim
>>216948958Nolan is a colorblind hack. He literally is the most overrated director of all time. Watch more films, etc. Trailer looked like bland dogshit.
>>216951893Nolan is colorblind
>>216948958This looks cool
I don't care about the armor. I'm going to avoid it because it has blacks and a tranny in it
>>216948958. i'm so suck of people calling this dumb and saying hurer derr power rangers or batman. it does NOT look like batman, like wheres the ears then? and power rangers has a visor like in halo. and thirdly, power rangers doesnt have a mohawk, so its NOT power rangers or batman or plastic like you a*sholes keep saying
>>216948958>that plastic batman collar
>>216948958kino
Charlize Theron?
>>216948958Batman?
I really don't care about how it looks.I care if it's good. Is the movie good or not? The plot/storytelling/cinematography/etc.>Looks good>Looks badDoes it match the rest of the aesthetic/vibe of the film?This is a movie. Not a documentary.
Nolan is my favorite director and here are some of my favorite movie posters
>>216948958>ZendayaNot gonna watch it. Fuck Nolan.
>>216953701Not caring about how a movie looks doesn't make sense to me. If you just want plot, read a book. If you care about great acting and not visual spectacle, watch a play. It's like people not caring that a game has dogshit gameplay because it has good graphics or a story.
What's a Chud l
>>216948958>
That sword coming down to clumsily stab at the guy accompanied by the cartoon *SHWING* sound effect was just pathetic.
if anything Nolan shouldve leaned harder into this goofy aesthetic. movie seems very bland
>>216948958This is just Hollywood capeshit dressed up as something historical. Just watch 300 or something.
>>216948958LMAO, that cast list is what makes it look bad. Pattinson isn't even billed but a bunch of annoying people are.
>>216954080retard
>>216948958Nolan keeps winning, /tv/ keep seething, a story as old as Baneposting
>>216954606Why do zoomers act like you're not allowed to have a negative opinion of something?"lol you're seething" No, my collective life experiences have led me to having different tastes than you. Your opinion isn't anymore valid or invalid than mine just because mine is negative.
>>216954751You have terrible taste
>>216954751fuming
>>216954751look at unc big mad frfr
>>216948958>looks like shit>looks at cast>the usual suspectshollywood has 9 actors, 7 of them are awful, and christopher nolan has always been a hack.
>>216948958Im starting to think its not supposed to be realistic and going for some weird stylistic realism. Because nolan only does realistic.
>>216952612this you?
>>216955334No shit Still looks like turd though
>>216948958>Thinks this gay plastic toy armor looks good
>>216949006You'll love it then
Honestly yeah, I don't get why everyone hates it.
>>216948958Pretending?
>>216948958Test
>>216948958>Don't believe your lying eyes
>>216948958Why is he mewing?
>>216949048And so are a large number of Jews.Checkmate.
>>216952060Why is the leader's armor so beaten up? He didn't even participate in combat
>>216949048shabbos goy*>>216957040false flagging kike
wypipo think dey mifology is dey histry lmao baka
>the odyssey>directed by christopher nolan>starring>Matt Damon>Tom Holland>Robert Pattinson>Lupita Nyong'o>Zendaya>Charlize Theron>Benny Safdie>Himesh Patel>Mia Goth>Elliot PageThis movie is like a who's who of hollywood's most unpleasant people. I wouldn't see a movie starting even a single one of those irritating assholes.I'm certainly not going to see a movie starring that many annoying douchebags.DROPPEDROPPED
Is picrel playing Agamemnon in Odyssey?
>>216948958ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name
>>216952290>i cant take nolan seriouslyI don't know who is worse -- Nolan or Nolan fanbois.I dropped Nolan and lost tolerance for his fanbois after Inception when its fans started with the "they jumped into a dream, and then made him have a dream in the dream, and then they jumped into the dream in the dream where they made him have another dream, so they jumped into the dream in the dream in the dream. It was sooo cool, you guys".I was forever done with Nolan and his fagit fans ever since then.
>>216948958I want bronze age armour in my bronze age fantasy flick. Simple as.
>>216948958Okay but why is the bronze blue?
>>216951910>Nolan's autism about practical effects has been really bad since Dunkirk.And Dunkirk was visually a borefest already...
why is it so dark and blue?
>>216958529nolan only films in dark blue tones now. if he goes somewhere like spain he literally has an autistic attack and has to have a lie down in the dark.
>>216948958Who is Theo Dyssey and why is he wearing a batman mask?
>>216948958>what if...>BATMAN>but set in...>THE BRONZE AGEBravo Nolan!
>>216948958who is this supposed to be??Agamemnon?he's not even in the Odyssey lol
>>216958645They expect one of us in the kinoplex brother
>>216958529Greece is a cold, dark place with very little sun.
Meanwhile, actual mycenaean armor.
>>216958751Nobody cares about this nerd shit.
>>216958751looks like some chink shit
>>216958764How about we step outside and you say that to my face, punk!
It's a shame so many people see ancient civilizations as ignorant or simple, forgetting that they are here because of their ingenuity.
>>216948958Why use tactical armor in a time when there were no snipers, no airplanes, no drones?Armor in ancient times was precisely for drawing attention, displaying the wealth and power of an army, showing that the rival army was fighting against "Gods".There's no point in remaining camouflaged if no one can attack you from a distance, only fear you.
>>216948958Nothing speaks louder about the decline of society than people accepting this bullshit Nolan created.20 years ago people panned Troy, while this scene alone mogs the whole Odyssey (i didn't even watch it but i know).
>>216959084i tend to think that everything we do is just to please the greeks. we don't really know why they valued art, philosophy and science but we do the same because they're our daddy
>>216959246also democracy
The cast alone is an indicator it's low quality.
>>216948958Fuckin fallout has more Historicaly accurate armour than you
>>216957238I'm amazed Seth Rogan isn't in it
>>216948958still gonna watch, why?because Nolan is the greatest director making movies right now, he also hates streaming platforms and still cares about theatrical releases, hes movies are made for the big cinema screen and not streaming slop,tenet was a flop sure but all his other films have been bangers
>>216948958Even putting aside the fact that this looks like yet another by-the-numbers Nolan flick, the entire cast being plucked from the same tiny pool of A-list actors that star in every fucking movie is going to be utterly immersion destroying. I'm not paying to watch another movie that just feels like I'm watching Hollywood's favourite nepo babies do cosplay
>>216958529Because nothing says Mycenaean Greece during the Bronze Age like the desaturated blue tones of every movie set in Northern Europe during the middle ages!
>>216958529Nolan saw one (1) Nordic Noir flick and it melted his brain.
pros: Agamemnon should have a gigachad auracons: batman
>>216960163>Agamemnon should have a gigachad auraThen cast someone who doesn't look like Bennie Sadfie.
>>216957238>Lupita Nyong'ogreat ass, will watch the movie now
so was it just his brother that wrote all the good nolan movies
It looks Marvel-tier.
>>216948958Look absolutely terrible
>>216957238revolting creature.
>>216950496>browns dying>global opinion of jews in the shitteryeah, i think these are bright times in israel/palestine.
>>216948958Doesn't matter I don't watch new movies anyway
>>216950496>the sun stops shining when bad thing happen
>>216950541that would be cool though
>>216950496>muh muslimstake that cringe shit to redd*t, faggot
>>216948958ZoolandeR?
I can overlook the clichéd Nolan filters and le historical inaccuracies but... the cast, wtf! Some Kathleen Kennedy type clearly had a big hand in the casting because you couldn't pick worse even if you tried to deliberately sabotage movies through casting for a hundred lifetimes.
>>216948958>chuds are still pretending this look badYou’re a jeet, and yeah, it looks like shit.
>>216950496Holy shit this generation is completely braindead. You understand fuck all about reality and history both, and you’re mouth-agape simping for this absolute trash propaganda. The slave caste of the future is already here. Perfectly moronic hyper-consoomers.
