/tv/ - StarCrash is superior to every Star Wars movie mad - Television & Film

Anonymous

12/28/25(Sun)20:30:37 No.216950668

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StarCrash is superior to every Star Wars movie made by Disney

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:31:39 No.216950694

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:31:39 No.216950694

>>216950668
Literally thought this was some weird bollywood flick based on the art and thumbnail view lol
>flashback to Harry Potter bollywood knock off

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:36:07 No.216950774

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:36:07 No.216950774

>>216950694
Its superior to everything India has ever made

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:36:27 No.216950783

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:36:27 No.216950783

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>>216950668
IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP
HALT THE FLOW OF TIME

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:42:03 No.216950888

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:42:03 No.216950888

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>>216950668
>fire torpedoes at enemy spaceship
>they crash through its windows (!)
>torpedoes break open and humans emerge
>humans start shooting up the crew
>nobody is wearing a space suit and there is no decompression of the ship
What the actual FUCK were they smoking?

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:42:04 No.216950889

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:42:04 No.216950889

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>>216950774
>t bangladeshian

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:43:24 No.216950918

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:43:24 No.216950918

>>216950888
it's space magic nigga I ain't gotta explain shit

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)20:51:00 No.216951065

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)20:51:00 No.216951065

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>>216950888
>this is sufficient for walking on an asteroid

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)21:27:27 No.216951779

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)21:27:27 No.216951779

>>216950668
the William Katt looking dude was supposed to be a Chewbacca style alien but he refused to wear a costume
but otherwise this film is perfect

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)22:56:10 No.216953332

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)22:56:10 No.216953332

Nobody can call themselves a cinephile if they haven't seen this.

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)23:19:09 No.216953691

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)23:19:09 No.216953691

>>216950889
>theres totally a difference between brown nutty, hangover black tar, and diarrhea
they're all poo

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)23:58:34 No.216954322

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)23:58:34 No.216954322

that's a pretty low bar though
>watch my movie it's BETTER than rancid dogshit!

let's put it this way. Freddy Got Fingered is ALSO superior to every Star Wars movie made by Disney

Anonymous
12/28/25(Sun)23:59:51 No.216954344

Anonymous 12/28/25(Sun)23:59:51 No.216954344

>>216950668
How'd they get Chris Plummer for this B-movie lookin' piece of shit?