>Ok, what kind of American are you?
>>216952099
sheeeeit i'm just an ordinary fella pardner
>>216952238Skinniest American
>>216952099>YA GIMME A NUMBER 2>NO ONION>WITH A LARGE COKE
>>216952099An antisemitie
>>216952099>"I hate jews.">...>"AND muslims">alright you're free to go
If you aren’t descended from >English>Scots-Irish>Germanic>Nordicstock from before 1900 than lower the bass in your voice when speaking to a real AmericanYou have been warned
>>216952238>sir I am myself Rakesh Battacharjee from mumbai born and raised sir I am all american on hard work visa sir
>>216952099looks like a toy gun
>>216952099I live in one of the american continents isnt that enough?
>>216952590>sheeeeit
>>216952099The most basedest kind.
>>216953411only english should classify as heritage american
the kind to switch between four radio stations because i'm too lazy to set up my own music to play for drives
I’ll be your huckleberry
>>216953872>Welcome to Eddington, lets free each others hearts ok.
>>216952099>What kind of anon are you?
>>216952099>I'm an atheist democratic socialist queer two-spirit wolf-human they/them.
>>216952099>"what's your favorite Star Wars movie?"
>>216952099I'd give anything to witness civil war 2.0 in the US with at least several million casualties. God it would be so fucking amazing.
>>216952099One that doesn't want to kill people and destroy the rights of his own countrymen just to be able to say nigger in public.
>>216955175You'd be crying like a little pussy, no one wants another civil war.
>>216955197Why the fuck would I be crying? I'd be safe in my country, happily watching daily streams of Americans tearing each other to pieces.
>>216955228you'll never be with a woman
>>216955252Yeah ok buddy!
>>216955175pretty much this. chicks like us just want to watch the world burn down. a little chaos so to speak...
The kind that wants unlimited support for Israel. Not because I like the Jews so much, but because of my intense hatred of muslims.
>>216955158>state mandated homosexuality Its so crazy to me that society has gotten to the point that these degenerate freaks are sacred cows and you should even encourage children to emulate them. Even "pride" is sick, lets just celebrate homosexuality for some reason even though we want to be treated normal like everyone else! Throw me heckin parades!I can only hope given recent trends that this shit is dying and will just be a bad memory in history
>>216955197>nothing will happen>t. Some faggot before literally everything since the beginning of timeDoesn't matter whether you want it or not, can't stop what's comingYou can't take just a small look at the socio-political-cultural-economic situation of America (and other Western countries for the matter) over the past decade and not see it all coming to a headSure, maybe, nothing will happen. But that doesnt always seem too likely. Sure maybe John Brown raiding Harper's Ferry or Bleeding Kansas didn't have to be a symptom of something far larger brewing, but they were.That's just normalcy bias for you. Life goes on for better or worse
>>216952099The kind waiting for hick retards like op to go out swinging their peashooters around bc it makes them easy as hell to identify as targets.>that fuckin guy looks exactly like my best friend since childhood, who has also been a reckless gun nut, red-dawn obsessed, hero fantasy having, civil war fantasizing dipshit since columbine, and i will almost certainly have to take him out when he decides to use all that ammo hes been stockpiling when trump can’t run for a third term. These gun retards are so lost in their power stick cult they have no fucking idea how easy it makes eliminating them, even as the Ukraine war has been going on for years.
>>216955737Dilate
>>216955764No, i prefer it tight,
>>216952099(South) American, Sir.
>>216955737What do you think the odds are of actual fighting breaking out?
>>216955182What rights could someone claim if they can't even say nigger in public?
>>216953411>nordic
>>216955807100%
>>216955807The gun purchasing stats have shown the number of gun owners dropping while gun & ammo sales rising proportional to right-wing medias march toward extremism over the last 30 years since the repeal of the equal time act. The political messaging has finally become about purifying the US for gods chosen people, uneducated white males and their imaginary harems of pretty swedish blond submissive women. Either the entire country somehow magically converts to that utopian ideal on its own or they start shooting. So have a nice future lol The South WILL Rise Again, and its doing it now. Speech against the president, his admin, & their corporate interests, is now set to be grounds for terrorism charges punishable by death lol. You fucked up, America. Now you get to see what s like to lose it all.
>>216955737You sound like the kind of fag who stands and watches one man defend himself and has ado with a multitude and then gets pissed and wants maximum jail time for that man if he actually comes out on top. You would certainly never lend your aid to a brother warrior
>>216952099Illegal
>>216953411>Englishnot white>Scots-Irishnot white>Germanicnot white>Nordicnot white
>>216955257i fucking hate leafs
>>216955737This has to be a false flag
>>216955737>So you're tellin me you're the type of American that goes in the pile
>Tiny Dancer
i dont check trivago
>>216952099there's kremlinmaga and troonblm as far as I can tell and they are both fucking worthless tribes of inept spastic millenial retards that have shat all respect and standing the USA had as the leader of the free world away and turned it into a clown show
What kunt of consumercuck wageslave are youYou niggers are the target audience (literally) for the next batman queerfestKevin Smith pandering clone dick licking swine enablersBuy your tickets now for the sequel, tools
>>216952642100% of them also drank water and had regular bowel movements.
>>216953872Genuinely how do magas fall for such transparent grifters?
>>216957270Deep down even they know it's all a bullshit act but they're so desperate to cling on to something.
I wasn't born in America i just like westerns and want to kill commies and globalists
>>216952099i eat a meal from the gas station at least 3 times a week
>>216955737>I can't wait to kill my childhood best friend>I am the normal one here
One of the brave American Loyalists who refused to accept the ravages of democracy, and whose father fought for his King against Washington.
>>216957904Democracy is never mentioned once within the founding documents.
>>216958339>a dirty redcoat quill authored this parchment
temporarily citizenship lacking american and embarrassed about it
>>216958339yeah because those were written during the Revolutionary War anon, before the US even had independence. congress hadn't even settled on how many seats slave states would have until four years after the US won.
>>216955182Damn….
>>216959964Thats unironically whats its all about.
>>216959964If you can't say nigger in public it's not america.
>>216955649Nothings coming, no one wants a fucking civil war. It's just for something for you to pathetically fantasize about.
>>216960065https://www.youtube.com/@TheNaturalLawInstitute>*record scratch*>*freeze frame*>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
>>216952099I am Russian that instigated civil war, comrade.
>>216960288>a fucking youtube linkLmao
>>216955182Sounds pretty cucked to me... 'aight, up against the wall.
>>216960338>video is not a valid mean of conveying informationMongoloid.
>All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years.>At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
>>216960537Point proven, you'd set the world on fire just to be able to be racist with no negative effects. >>216960538Im not taking a youtube video of some dude theorizing a civil war thats not going to happen as a legit source of information. You only seek put what you want to hear, but its not reality.
>>216957507Define globalism.
>>216957507America is literally the very face of globalism, lol.
>>216960672The state of unified international trade markets and power structures designed to maximise the exploitation of people and resources
>>216960658>someone put their thoughts... on video?! No, that doesn't count.Mongoloid.
>>216960749Good definition. Some people might disagree, but I think it's good. Have this piece of cake.
>>216952099Non American European
>>216960792You know you're the 'people' in that sentence, rightGlobalism is the better mouse trap built to co-op your potential and sell your hopes and dreams
>>216960754What ever man, go jerk off to your lame ass civil war fantasy.
>>216952099Canadian
Russian bots want an American civil war so bad. It's a little pathetic. They can't even conquer their neighboring country so they are praying to the civil war god to do the work for them.
>>216960841Keep your head stuffed up your ass, mongoloid. You can try to ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.
>>216960839Why do you keep talking? I already gave you your piece of cake.
>>216960946Do you feel clever?
>>216953411>All 300 pound malformed dysgenic inbreds
>>216960923Ok
>>216952606Obsessed europoor
>>216960987No, I'm hungry.Are you talking to someone else or do you not know how the @ works on this tibetan basket weaving image board?
>>216957270When your corner someone you'll be surprised what he's willing to do to survive. We've seen how evil and disgusting the alternative and, literally anything is better, even this.
>>216957270the Boomer wing of MAGA
>>216961037Bro, so you want to say nigger that fucking bad?
>>216960658Yes. If the most basic, fundamental human right has to have restrictions in order to live in your "world" then burn it all down. It must have been fucked from the start and needs to be reworked. I don't think that's true, however, I just think cucks like you need to be removed and then we can go back to normal. Now face the wall or I'll plant your head into it.
>>216961062>>216961052
>>216961052See >>216961062I forgot the image
>>216957270Literally just hug a flag in the most fake way possible and they will jizz their pants. You could not even know what the Constitution or Declaration of Independence are and rape children and they'd eat your shit with a brown grin. They are the easiest saps.
>>216961082There's so much money to be made from the idiocy of the right.
It’s funny to watch sub 6 foot zoomers debate politics while being 200% shut out by pussy,
>>216953346>private did you just release aother chink lover?!
>>216961082>I fight to have niggers flood my country, trannies forced upon children, and Jews to have ultimated power over our citizens>But HECKIN RIGHT WING CHUDS ARE THE SAPS
>>216960991if the romans were so great why did the nordics beat them?
>>216961097>no sauce on this bitch yet after all this timethis shithole has become weak
>>216961247>>216961097>That hair>those hips>Those legsThe only thing that bitch has going for her is a nice pair of titties, grow some taste.
>>216952099I’m not. I just live here illegally.
>>216954696my home board is /sp/what does that make me?
>>216961490A nigger
>>216952099One who takes money from AIPAC and continues to be manipulated by foreign nations. Would you like a position in our government?
>>2169558070%the US will never have an armed conflict on its shores in this lifetime.
>>21695209947% mutt 23% cherokee 8% korean 2,5% vietnamese 1.666% sepharadic jew 0.5% welsh
>>216961108>parrots clearly false narratives he was programmed with as if we aren't supposed to see him as anything other than an NPC
>>2169618326% trangender
>>216961832Did you say Welsh?
>>216961126Nordys are great at entering civilizations and slowly corroding them from within. True Parasite
>>216961873oh is that what happened? sounds more like italians coming to america and forming jewish controlled mafias to me
>>216952099I'm a toothpaste aisle american.
>>216961832Ayyyy, mi primo!
>>216961126Romans and Greeks built civilization as we know it, humans would be a bunch of virulent monkey's hanging and swinging tree branches without the blueprint of Romans and Greeks
>>216962022why are you including romans when everything they did was either by greek slaves or stolen from the greeks?
>>216962022>Sumerians and Akkadians built civilization as we know it, humans would be a bunch of virulent monkey's hanging and swinging tree branches without the blueprint of Sumerians and AkkadiansYes, yes. You wuz. Now go back to sleep; Dormogenes.
>>216952099What state would be the most believable to say if you were English? I'm from the West Country so I'd probably just be fucked.
>>216961832>0.5% welsh
>>216957270Low human capital is the most plausible explanation. Maga retards are genuinely just lower IQ and less educated on average. Inbred rednecks aren't noble for working in coal mines, they're just too retarded to build solar panels or batteries. America needs to stop coddling these retards to catch up with China.
>>216962503The real answer is he didn't give a shit, he was just messing with them before dumping them in the mass grave along with the rest.
>>216962608He was deffo going to smoke the spic.but he would have spared the white women unless they did some dumb shit like blurt out that theyre coalburners
>>216962608>hello, we are journalists>we just want to photograph all your crimes against humanity and be on our way :) They were retarded.
>>216957124>regular bowel movements With how many of them are gay faggots, I seriously doubt it.
>>216962503>What state would be the most believable to say if you were English? I'm from the West Countryhobbiton
>>216956057This guy was an autistic Angloid extremely afraid of the country becoming anything other than pvre Ænglisc. He conducted no research on the matter whatsoever. His "map of white people" is the single most ridiculous and funny take on the issue I've seen. Strange how he didn't have anything special to say about the European jews.
>>216952099>what kind of AmericanWhat are my options?
zoomers still doing their best…
>>216956113When was the Equal Time Act repealed?
>>216962961>He conducted no research on the matter whatsoever.he'd fit in great here
>>216957124fags don't have regular bowel movements, chaim
>>216952099I don't say anything.I shoot him with my gun.And that's what no one did.
>>216952099I'm from Rhodesia
I'm Russian, but I identify as trans-American.
>>216953411I'm Dutch descended, New Yorkers since it was still called New Amsterdam, does that count?
>>216955175This. I hope both sides use nukes as well
>>216952099Kentucky.
The good kind, sir.
>>216963040>5'11+Ah! Their standards have dropped slightly. At this rate, in about 80 years they will be approaching reasonable.
>>216952238/pol/ told me blacks are the problem
>>216955737you're gonna get yours one day boy
>>216963040>responds to texts in under 2 hoursYeah... No.. I fit all the other requirements but I don't have the patience to talk to people through text. You either call me if you need me, meet me in person or shut up and I get back to you when I want to talk to you.Never had any problem with women complaining about that.
>>216953411Every single timeAmeriburgers just can't help themselves
