ANON! HOW LONG ON THE SCOLLUPS?!
>>216952884>W-We're out of scallops chef...
>>216952900FUCK ME! COME ON!
>>216952884>WHAT THE FUCK IS A "SCOLLUP," YOU LIMEY COCKSUCKER
I didn't like how he bullied overweight people by calling THEM "big boy" and stuff like that
Shallots? They'll be ready in 5 minutes, chef!
>>216953019That was a huge part of his appeal in America, people loved to be negged in a British accent.Look at how successful John Oliver is.
>one of the greatest chefs in human history >can’t even cook a grilled cheeseLove
>>216952884PAN-SEARED SCALLOPS PLATED AND READY FOR TABLE SEVEN CHEF
>>216954342>how successfulEveryone hates him though?
>>216954366don't make the mistake of thinking /tv/ is "everyone"
>>216954357THEY'RE FUCKING RAW YOU MUNCHER
>>216952884Best season? For me it's S4This guy was fuckin so retarded and hilariousChristina and that other blonde chick were cute
I AIN'T NO BITCH, CHEF
>>216952884IT’S FROM THE OLD FRENCHESCALOPE, YOU DONKEY! IT MEANS "SHELL"! DO YOU SEE THE SHELLS ON THE STATION? NO? BECAUSE I’M THE ONE SHUCKING THEM WHILE YOU STAND THERE ASKING QUESTIONS! IT COMES FROM THE GERMANIC SKAL—LIKE THE MIDDLE DUTCH SCHELPE! IT’S THE SAME ROOT AS THE WORD "SHELL"! IT TRACES ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE PROTO-INDO-EUROPEAN SKEL, WHICH MEANS "TO CUT" OR "TO SPLIT"! JUST LIKE I’M GOING TO SPLIT THIS TICKET IF YOU DON'T GET THESE SEARED OFF IN THE NEXT THIRTY SECONDS!WE CALL THEM SCALLOPED POTATOES BECAUSE IN THE 1700S, WE BAKED STUFF DIRECTLY IN THE DAMN SHELLS! NOW STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE ETYMOLOGY AND START WORRYING ABOUT THE MAILLARD REACTION! GET THOSE SCALLOPS ON THE FLAT TOP NOW! AWAY!
>>216956373thank you gpt
>>216952884hate how the latter seasons (season 9 onwards) have this weird muffled sound sound to it
>>216952884Five minutes Chef
>>216955893For me it's season 2. Heather was a cute.
>>216955893Christina kinda derpy but was a cutie yes and very intelligent. One of the best winners
>>216952884Is this the bait for the famous zucchini related meme?
>>216952884I'm making a grilled cheese with bacon and not fucking kimchi you limey cunt
>>216957724I can tell vagina shape from female faces and she has an extreme innie vagina. May take time to warm up refereed a "Door mouse taking the cheese which is to big" in my country. Very smooth and inside vagina which her nipples being very long and fat
who was that girl Sammy or something a little brown minx a fuck bunny for sure . Sam or sammy dark hair olive skin in a resturant
>>216952884>I'm trying, please stop shouting at me
>>216958847IT'S 45 SECONDS ON A GRILL YOU FUCKING MUPPET
>>216955608SMELL IT!!!
>>216955893>Best season? For me it's S4Season 6 objectively is the best one. Just straight up reality TV kino.My personal favorite? Season 10. The cattiness from the women is a sight to behold.
>>216956866>You said 5 minutes 10 minutes ago.
I wanna see a season with bongs vs yanks. Would be so kino
Beautiful
>>216960938>the cheese has meltedthe biggest lie in the history of cooking television
>>216952884Probably like 20-30 seconds. Scallops don’t take long to cook.
>YOU THERE! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!>uhh, it's fish, chef>I CAN FUCKING SEE THAT YOU MUPPET! IT'S STILL FUCKING SWIMMING! LOOK AT IT>chef? what do you->IT'S FUCKING RAW! RAAAAWWWWW!!!!>it's....it's sushi, chef>OH FUCK OFF WITH THAT! YOU'RE A COOK AREN'T YOU? THEN FUCKING COOK IT!!
