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First for Leaving D.C.
Is. There. Leftover. Christmas. Cake.
>>216954717>front toward enemy, claire will never see it coming
What is Gurpreet?
>tfw no Hatchet 5
Just finished. Harry Reems and his new bride get a flat tire, knock on an old house's door for help, and an old lady gives them doped tea from a cauldron. Then Harry fucks a whole bunch of broads while an Anton LaVey type puts his wife in a wedding dress and crazy experimental music plays. Kind of a waste of time.
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I have been watching a lot of not well know horror films on Tubi. Does anyone else do this?
>>216955057fuck that would have been funnier, here it is anyway
CW vs. Madison. Iconic match-ups in horror movie history.
>>216955299Say what you will, she made it onto the poster
>>216954687Might you consider giving my gal Suzy Bannion a vote in the Starlet of /tv/ qualifier? I'd really like to see her in the brackethttps://forms.gle/AgMzVqUXKMEqX7vH8
>>216955365yes, however I also voted for Quig
>>216955365This but Trash
>>216955444power stance
>>216955299Nta but I have seen it. It was alright. First twist was worthy.
>someone uploaded the first two Welcome to the Occult Forest episodes but not the restREEEE
>>216955365>first characters I see are Ripley, the Tyrannosaurus Rex and the woman angered that he didn't get out of the cock a doodie CARNow this is a qualifier I can get into.
I think someone said this was a favourite of the decade type film. It's been sitting on my machine for ages so slapping it on now.
I watched Dagon, I liked it.
>>216955482I posted that webm and Clarkeposter has done me no wrong.
>>216955663Comfy film. Has a 90s feel to it so I forget it came out 2001.
>>216955631Added
>>216955679She CUTE
BLEH!
About to watch Hatchet for the first time. Movie better not suck ass.
>>216956115Halloween is 307 days away
>>216956115The "explosion then he runs in" bit before this is one of my favorite gags
>>216956168There's an absolutely tremendous pair of tits on one extra during the Mardi Gras scenes, it's specifically focused on so you won't miss it.
>>216956189Shut up
>>216956189Nice. It's starting out at a 2 now
>>216956220>>>/lgbt/
Just finished. This isn't some forgotten masterpiece, but I'm shocked by how obscure it seems to be, along the lines of having less than 300 checks on letterboxd. It's a 70s movie about a horror convention where the guest of honor is a Vincent Price type famous for playing vampires who's so method that he never drops character. Of course, he turns out to really BE a vampire. He's also an escaped Nazi mad scientist being chased by a Jewish Van Helsing, and the other vampire hunters include a horror novelist and a comic book store owner. The vampire targets movie critics and TV horror hosts for belittling his work, and his cronies at the actual Burke and Hare who he's given immortality. The movie is way too talky for its own good, but there're old movie posters and references galore... the heroes figure out how to kill one of the villains by remembering how they killed The Thing! The director was San Francisco's big horror host in the 70s, and this was his only movie.
>>216955365>you have to sign in to voteThe things I do for my queen.
>>216956242kino poster
>>216956243Welcome to throwaway town
>>216954822Another forced /hor/ meme. I don't think there's any place on this board that attracts more mental illness than /hor.,
>>216954687Saw really helped the escape room trope
>>216956487Also escape rooms helped the escape room trope.
>>216956243> The things I do for my queenDo this.
>>216955365>Kung Fu nomNice, has my support.
>>216956558biteable ass
>>216956443The simplest shit done at the time is now considered immortal kino.
>>216956529I have actually thought about doing this for her many times. I have also thought about sending her my left ear. I just love her so much.
>>216956630kek, I'm sure she'd be impressed if you tried to shoot the president
>>216955663I want it for my personal movie collection, but I'm waiting on the inevitable 4K to buy it since the current blu-ray sucks
>>216956529>>216956630Sorry, can't relate.>>216956678Agreed. We need 4K Uxia.
>>216956630On that note, have you sent her any mail? I keep thinking I want to send letters to all these horror icon women, telling them how much I love the movies they're in and how I appreciate their performances, but I don't want to come across as some weirdo. It would be awesome to get a letter back and an autograph or something, though.
>>216956735nta but I'm sure they get weirder. you really need to target lesser known actresses who will be flattered by your derangement, I'm sure Gadonfag could get a Fix autograph.I always see pics of classic actresses and wish I could get an autograph. But I'm not near any cons.
>>216956836Corpse #2
>>216956735Do it. But post her pics here so we can decide if she is attractive enough. Then you send it on behalf of /hor/. We will walk you through on writing a non aspergers letter.
>>216956836>>216956877For a while now, I've wanted to send a letter to Anne Bobby and tell her how good she was in Nightbreed. I'm sure she'd appreciate it and maybe I'd even get an autograph, but I always chicken out. Maybe 2026 will be the year.Some other actresses, I don't have much time left to write to
>>216957030always thought that was a uniquely erotic kissing scene for some reason, maybe it's how she closes her eyes.
>>216957030Just do it. But honestly, if you want to stand out, you really need to send her a body part.
>>216957030I'd like Monique's autograph but she was a playboy model so probably still gets hundreds of requests
Just finished the Zeme on Tubi. Pretty good.
>>216957199Who's Zeme? MY Zeme??
>>216957211
>>216957225The Meme?
>>216957310Rape and female torture is kino (in the context of horror movies)
>>216957426I actually haven't seen the original, but I did see the 2010 version and it was surprisingly good. I watched it without knowing what kind of plot it had so I may be biased.
>>216957426Total foid death
>>216957336THE ZEME (2021)
anything similar to The Guyver made in the last 20 years?
>>216957703Not really, the guy who directed this is an all time great who is not active any more.
>>216957703I think some of the later Kamen Rider films/series are supposed to be more violent and horror leaning. haven't seen em though.
>>216955663i'm convinced this movie is the reason we got resident evil 4 as it is
Finished Night of the Eagle. Although it came out in 1963, it doesn't feel that much removed from I Walked With A Zombie which came out 20 years before it.More of a drama, but I will say the part with the house of the cards was quite creepy. Modern witchery films are over the top, but there's something disturbing about a subtle presentation. Like it could be real, like something that could actually happen to you and it'd leave you superstitious for the rest of your life.
>>216954717this movie had some great scares especially considered the budget but it needed a stronger ending
>>216956168Just finished it. Verdict is it was pretty good. Had some lol moments and good kills. Overall decent slasher movie. The two girls who played dumb bimbos were hot. Didn't realize that Misty chick was the smug girl scout from Addams Family until almost the end of the movie.
>>216958440well, was anon correct about the tits?
>>216958450Tbh some fantastic tits. Theres like 30 sets in the first five minutes. Plus the edgy Marilyn Manson soundtrack. Took me right back to my high school years
>>216958464Bro is 60
>>216958440Based Hatchet appreciator. It's not shakespeare but it is earnest in trying to be straight forward big violent slasher entertainment.Personally I think all 4 Hatchet films are pretty consistent with delivering the fun.
>>21695848537. >>216958489I'm going to try watching the second one tonight too.
>>216958510Nice. All grown up Danielle Harris from Halloween 4/5 is in it.
>>216958530Noiceeee
>>216958440
>>216958489the 4th was really bad, there was a big drop in quality
>>216955853Precisely, it feels like the kind of thing they all say no to nowadays, not safe enough.
>>216956168I preferred the sequel
>>216954687Escape Room was surprisingly good
>>216958124I love Night of the Eagle (we need miniatures makers for effects again)Weird Woman is a short watch but I recommend it for the>Oh shit did that magic work
To anon who watched Miss Leslie's Dolls1) Miss Leslie fucking eats, letting her chew up all the polite nervous silence with reminiscing is great 2) I like that she could just be severely ugly and the reveal of the fire damage looks sufficiently gross and way more male3) the suddenly hot with no glasses is great, but I think it's pulling on a lot more than Psycho: it's got bits of a lot of classic tropes, both established and coming out at the same time (like Tourist Trap is the same year), and it's the leaning hard into them that makes it great I think point one is what drives the Love Witch (along with the sets and photography) because it's Miss Leslie clearly living in her fantasy that makes the whole thing golden even more so in that she gets her way
>>216954687Been trying to watch these type of things as they pop up on streaming. So far only this and >>216960810 were actually good. Of the 3 others I've seen, the rest have been bait and switch with the traps largely phoned in, which is a shame because as usual the concepts were clever.
Neat Poltergeist-like movie. I wish it focused more on the Vietnam trauma and fighting the monsters and less on the missing son and fat goofy neighbor.
Anons selling me on Hatchet for tonight
>>216954754but who was phone?
>>216957703Meatball Machine maybe?
>>216963253It's a fun slasher with great practical FX and boobas.
>>216958611Her fivehead is distractingly cute
>>216958530>grownNo she's pretty short
>>216955365you make a convincing argument.....for Pamela Voorhees!
some of you guys are probably smarter than mebut can anyone tell me in the 1993 film The Crushwhy didn't the main character just have sex with 16 year old Alicia Silverstone thus solving his problems?
Just finished, San Francisco Ball (1971). One of those Something Weird movies so obscure it doesn't have a poster. Three complete idiots kidnap a girl and demand $50k in ransom from her sister. It isn't explained why they think the sister can afford to pay this. The kidnapped girl's friend visiting from L.A. somehow ends up in their hands too. The L.A. girl's boyfriend comes looking for her and finds the crooks' hideout when one of them comes to hand deliver a ransom note! The first girl gets raped to death, so the kidnappers come to the sisters house and rape her too. The cops get called and shoot the thugs when they come to collect. Unfinished, nonsensical porno that can't even get the sex right. A few shots where everyone's covered in fake blood while fucking look cool, but this is really braindead stuff. Only 50 minutes.
>>216963531Kek
>>216963640You want Excess Baggage
>putting on Hatchet (2006)>Quality: DVDKek this increases my hopes, see y'all in 2hrs
>>216965721>not vhs qualityngmi
>>216965737>tfw had to convince my mom to buy a VHS player/dvd combo so I could watch Ed Wood on VHSYou have no idea what making it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04qPdGNA_KM
need either the most evil slasher movie you know of or something actually scary. The only films that unnerved me were Noroi and Spoorlos (arguably not horror)
>>216965935iirc some youtuber said The Collector had the most evil slasher villain they'd seen
man, those kids are some evil pieces of shit
>>216966114Seen when I was like 12, it's baby tier.
>>216957703japanese tokusatsu with a touch of horror is the best you'll find imostuff like Mechanical Violator Hakaider and the Zeiram movies
>>216966114>>216966234This is why responding to recommendation posts is pointless, and "recommend me something actually scary posts" ten times so. Anybody who actually belongs here is doing their own digging and knows their own tastes, they're not going to ask for help and then shit on you when you give it to them. Fuck beggars.
>>216966234hmm. maybe give this try? haven't seen it myself but read good things
>>216966347noted, I never heard about it actually which is rare!>>216966345I literally know more about horror than you, I like random suggestions, actually found good stuff that way. Fuck you.
>>216966405>I literally know more about horror than youSpoken like a true bitch.
>>216966405>I literally know more about horror than you>I haven't heard of HeadlessJesus fucking Christ
>>216966255>tfw I saw "last 20 years" and thought 1995bro, I'm oldnevermind that
>>216960810>>216962212Escape Room 2 went full retard with the illuminati stuff but it was still decent. I thought it was strange they never did a third film, it did ok at the box office.
We're holding a female character tournament; now you can vote for your favorite final girl or horror movie babe!>>216964470If you just want to vote without interacting with the thread, click here.https://forms.gle/AgMzVqUXKMEqX7vH8
>>216966981good she's on there
>>216966981Alright but is Kayako there->she isYou got it
>>216966687It's wild how there are two totally different versions of that Escape Room 2They changed so much, they might as well be two separate entries in the franchiseThe version with Furhman is still the better one, I think
>>216967221I agree, I remember watching the alternate cut afterwards and thinking she's a likeable actress. It's not like it wasn't already convoluted.
>>216967221What's this?
>>216967295https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_Room:_Tournament_of_Champions#Extended_cut
>>216966255the new Deathstalker has a bunch of tokusatsu stuff
Hatchet was fun and retarded. Trailing end of peak Buffy speak era, it was kind of genius to set it in New Orleans during Mardi Gras for gratuitous titties
just want to tell /hor/ that Suitable Flesh was absolute dog shit in every wayI thought with Heather Graham and Barbara Crampton in a movie that was supposed to be a Stuart Gordon pic there would be some stuff to likeevery aspect was terribleguess that is why Gordon passed on itit wasn't even sexy despite Heather being in every scene and showing some skin>>216968094how can you make a Deathstalker movie with no tits?faggot shit
>>216968896>how can you make a Deathstalker movie with no tits?>faggot shitI bet nobody gets raped either
>>216954687Cube 1997
>>216968896>in every wayHeather and Babs makeout, that's at least one positive. It picked up at the end but was a bit late by that point.
>>216957703Watch Garo, it's a dark tokusatsu TV show with many movies/other spin-off and sequels. Wonderful work
>>216968094Deathstalker was enjoyable even though the 'comedy' was very grating now and then.Ignore the gurpreets who are crying about the lack of tits. The movie is completely woke-free and that's enough to make up for the lack of tits and sex.
Just finished. Some hikers are searching for Sasquatch. They set up their tents and pair off and fuck. Then they bump into Sasquatch in a wide open field where he's not even trying to hide, and he immediately fucks two of the girls. The Sasquatch boning is brief and uneventful and doesn't happen until the last ten minutes of this 50 minute flick. By far the most interesting moment is after the second fuck scene the girl asks the guy if it was good for him and he admits it was his first time! She's shocked and he further admits the closest he'd ever gotten to making it with a girl before was with his own sister but he chickened out. She takes this revelation pretty well. I'm 90% sure bigfoot's costume was made out of a carpet.
Fuck it, watching Terror Train a night early
some kind anon recc me a movie to watch in the next 20 mins ?i watched weapons earlier and it was pretty good, otherwise im just gonna rewatch longlegs again.
>>216970166Any desires?Otherwise watch Jacob's Ladder.
should i watch Best Wishes to All (2022) japaneseor The King Tide (2023) canadian
>>216970204wikipedia says King Tide is a drama/thriller. So I'd go the Japanese one.
>>216970197anything 'smart' so not just filled with jumpscares or whatever shit they pile onto streaming services.appreciate the jacobs ladder mention but i've seen it a lot already lol.
>>216970270Shutter Island, Session 9, The Wailing, Kairo and Cure, Mandy, those are all in the similar "pass me my monocle jeeves" sphere.
>>216970464okie mondokalie palarino,much appreciated
Nothing better than a Zombie/Burial Ground double feature!
>me half way through terror train>December has 31 daysWatching this two days early, I'm dead in any horror scenarios involving math
Might rewatch Urban Legends
>>216969742The first series has the best monsters, they're all horrific serial killers. Nice moody 90s atmosphere as well.
>>216970853For me, it'd be Antropophagus/Burial Ground
>>216973009> AntropophagusHave you seen sequel?
>>216973009>>216973093And Antropophagus Legacy
>>216973249No. This one.
>>216973249Is the the 2000 one official?Also see picrel
>>216973329>IMG_3617
>>216972839I haven't seen this yet but it's approaching the top of my list. Also The Deadly Spawn.
>>216973249> A really trashy, low budget, German remake of an Italian gore classic. This movie has some of the ugliest actors I've ever seen in any movie, including the director himself, Andreas Schnaas, playing the part of the Anthropophagous. Pretty decent gore scenes, with really ugly actors including some dork with a mullet. Andreas Schnaas is a German trash titan, a German garbage man
>>216973372?
>>216969742>google for horror pic>image is actually the action figure
>>216973418If you like fish monster movies this is top of the heap along with Creatures from the Abyss
>>216973372That’s an iphone file, gramps
>>216973329Cool poster.
>>216973638>phoneposters
>>216974063Poblem?
>the main cast is chased and killed throughout the movie>now the parents, broken by the death of their kids, decide to take revenge by torturing and killing the ones responsibleI dig this trope
>>216974342literally what movie besides Last House on Left
>>216969861>that's enough to make up for the lack of tits and sexit's not Deathstalker without the sexinessPatton "take my wife, please" Oswald probably wouldn't let them have tits and is responsible for the shit "comedy"
>>216974421It didn't even have romance which was odd. We're supposed to believe Deathstalker of all people didn't want to bone his tight little sidekick, and instead is thinking "Who her? She's a 26 year old child!"
Pretty sure Hippopotamus is a fetish movie by someone with hay fever
>>216975357Pretty sure you didn’t watch it.
>>216975437I did, that's how I know this guy isn't into girls pissing despite the set demanding it
>>216975357That movie was mind bending.
>>216975530>
>>216975530Yeah, surprisingly intelligent.
>>216975530The Collector from the 60s did more for me
Is there a good copy of Eko Eko Azarek online or is it all terrible?
>>216975561He's unsurprisingly unintelligent.
>>216973617I do. thnx.
>>216975561What?
>>216975524Well, It Ends demanded the boys gang rape the one girl.
>>216975578Fuck it I'm going with this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6AJ5m9z6f0
>>216976079The set for Hippopotamus for most the film is a wet room with a toilet and sink and drain in the middle, and not once do her shorts come off
Are there any good Stephen King books left to adapt?
>>216976621So Gremjeet recommended yet another piece of shit? Figures lol
this is all the movies the band mortician has sampled. gonna watch all of them, where should i start?
>>216976851It's not awful but it is basically the hallmark cut of a kidnapping/brainwashing/dependence fetish, so unless you're only specifically into that or some deeply toxic saviour complex without sex (not counting a shadow play rape flashback memory sequence) it's probably not for you. The Collector is an actual movie, the Hippo one feels like the TV cut of an actual fetish movie which could have been greatBut once you put the toilet and sink there in the first act, you have to pull the trigger
>>216976981based barbecue enjoyer. NOTLD is a classic and great place to start.
>>216976981Martin
>>216976996>The Collector is an actual movie, the Hippo one feels like the TV cut of an actual fetish movie which could have been greatThe Terrance Stamp film, right? Just added it to my watchlist.
>>216977177Yes, it's a bit different from the book which is also great. Perpetual loser strikes it rich and decides to kidnap an arthoe gf
Finally watched this, its a much better than Grave Encounters was (I hated both movies) theres one part that almost ruined the movie for me because I hate digital distortion effects, the part where the girl gets gunned down was perfect it didnt need all that other bullshit, not to mention how he somehow managed to Hitman his way through a hospital undetected despite every1 in the county knowing of the manhunt, how he managed to sneak past every1 even if its for supernatural reasons is bullshit regardless, good movie, was happy I ended up watching it unspoiled and decided to stick to the end
>>216977274Idk I liked the leech and usually I hate digital distortion, it also sets up the cave distortion in the scene at the end of credits
>>216976819>Are there any good Stephen King books
>>216977274Hospitals generally have terrible security, I can believe it.I think Grave Encounters is miles better but glad you enjoyed regardless. You might like Horror in the High Desert if you haven't seen it.
>>216977321I think that also just adds to another issue I had I wish it was more ambiguous on whether everything is magic or just some insane guy, the movie wants you to lean towards "its open ended" but the digital distortion and the cloud forming in the sky points to it being supernatural, plus I dont think digital distortion ever works out well in trying to convince me and I watched Marble Hornets + EverymanHYBRID in its entirety>>216977425I actually ended up enjoying Horror In The High Desert too although the main actor sounding too autistic was distracting at times, is the 2nd any good?
>>2169774742 and 3 are more of the same though don't quite have the spark of the first one.4 sadly sucked and I fear the directors gonna make 5 more of them advancing any semblance of a plot at a snails pace. Could have been a great series if he had ended it in 3 films.
>Could have been a great series if he had ended it in 3 films.Me with Hell House LLC even if the 2nd movie was too much of the same and the 3rd one had a stupid, but satisfying, ending. Origins was fine too but being connected to that godawful sequel ruins it retroactively
>>216977681Meant for >>216977541
>>216977274is this another one of those horror movies where nothing happens until the very end
>>216977856No a lot happens for most of the movie, its structured a lot like True Detective (me and my friend made that observation before we even looked up that it was an inspiration for the movie) but it wants you to follow along
>>216977856there's lots of good death scenes throughout
>>216977856It is one of the best horror movies this year. Top 10 if not top 5. It really shows how demented white males are and what a danger they are.
>>216978309>escape from a shithole country to a white country>spend all your time watching horror movies made by white people starring white people>I HATE THESE DEMENTED WHITES!!
Just put on Draug (2018)
Cool video on the military costume from The Prowler. Also has some film trivia.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C_XnoD-NpY
>>216978438> In the 11th century, a missionary goes missing in the forests bordering the northern parts of Sweden. Among the rescue party chosen to find him is a young woman on her first real mission and first return to where she was born
>>216978493Cool. A viking horror movie.
>o no o no o no no no no
>>216978560Damn…11th century vikings were cucks. Who would have guessed?
>>216978560Wtf…our response, viking trad based bros??
>>216978560/hor/ dies again after this image.
>>216978438
>>216978433kek this triggered him bad
>>216978560I thought we based and trad in 11th century
** crickets**They mad.
Just finished. Loved it! Totally stupid and repetitive movie about a complete psycho. A Mexican rapist on death row gets the electric chain. Immediately after dying a hot gilf dressed like a showgirl appears and tells him she's bringing him back to life and giving him infinite drugs and money if he'll rape and murder lots of people for her. He eagerly accepts and the rest of the movie is him snorting coke, shooting smack, rizzing up ladies and then raping and stabbing them. Bravo! He's also invincible and bullets don't affect him and he can shoot laser beams from his eyes. In the end the devil lady dumps him because he forgot to carve a 666 in a victim. What a bitch!
>>216979133If you hadn't included Mexican, I would have definitely assumed it was Japanese.
>>216979133I will check it out. Is it online?
>>216979188I actually think the lead actor might be half Japanese, he looks like it and his last name is Marayama>>216979212Don't think it's streaming, I watched the Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray, but I guarantee you it's out there. Try rarelust if you've got a day to spend downloading it. Like I said, it's STUPID, do not hold me responsible for any ill effects caused by the stupidity level of this movie
I tried watching Across the River or whatever the other night and fell asleep almost immediately. Not the movie's fault. I shall try again tonight
>>216979340
>>216979360top kek
>Ripley, Elvira, Kayako, Carrie, Laurie Strode, Sue, Sidney, Nancy, Annie Wilkes, Kung Fu, Baby Jane Hudson, Pamela Voorhees, Aunt Gladys and LambertWe actually got quite a fine array of horror ladies through to the main bracket in the Starlet of /tv/. Some are facing each other immediately but that's brackets for you. Help em out if you don't mindhttps://forms.gle/NDyYj17mjFatfWn76
>>216979373Angela already won
>>216979360
>>216979373Ripley is definitely winning this, surely?
>>216979425
>>216979373>MothraI laughed. Hope Mothra takes it.
>>216979453
>>216979373Voting for T-Rex, Mothra and Big One. End human supremacy and return to nature.
>>216979461Mothra was actually number 8 seed, she did real well in qualifiers, Elvira was number 6 and Ripley number 1. /tv/ might have ok taste after all.
>>216979340Okay. I know how to watch horror movies. Sometimes a 1/10 is actually a very good movie.
>>216978748Guys, watch this. Pretty fucking good. Viking horror movie.
>>216979539Fuck off you deluded spamming jeet
>>216979373I will give them ALL my support. Except where I cannot.
>>216979539nigga you just got done ranting about whites and spamming about cucks. kill yourself
>>216979495based
>>216979553Cope Tim
>>216979595That wasn’t me. This is anonymous board. Stop pointing fingers.
>>216979677you are as stupid as a dog and you smell even worse gurpreet
>>216979495>>216979373Horror RUNS this fuckin board
Eko Eko Azarek was fun, wish it was in better quality. Starred the first Tomie as well, she is pure kino.I think I missed what the fuck happened at the end though. She just kind of won... because. Maybe I missed an amulet being handed around or something.
Just put on Sacrilege
>>216979373Suzy too.
>>216980573I thought I included her, I am ashamed of my words and deeds.
>>216979872I'm going to finally check these out tomorrow, it seems like several of you are watching them and I been meaning to since the VHS days.
>>216980643>there's 7 of these filmswew lad did not know that
>hfw 5 mins before she turns 30
>>216980881>hfw she turns 30
>>216980899I think that one is you in the reflection of your acer laptop shithead
>>216980881>>216980899Lmfao
>>216980954Where do you see a laptop?
>>216980899I was gonna say >inb4 the LOL LMAO routinebut turns out I wasn't
>>216980899>>216980984Nta but I actually find these pretty funny
>>216981078kill yourself you compulsive lying freak
>>216980881>>216980899Nta but these posts are extremely low quality
>>216981098God forbid someone enjoys the humor
>>216981108Hagposting is board culture
>>216981191True.
Just finished. Goddamn boring ass Italian gothic bullshit about a froofy duke who wants to bone his sister. Various women are turning up dead, all killed with the same three pointed blade, and there's no mystery about who's doing it, even to the other characters in the movie. This has plenty of naked women but the blood is minimal. The asshole's name is Lionello and it must get said 700 fucking times. After Infernal Rapist I was hoping for something else a little sleazy but this is just terrible until it abrupty ends without resolving anything.
>IMG_0051.png>98 results foundhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/PYEPDv7oFiNyj82GK76l_A/
>>216981355Added.
>>216981378Kek. What's sad is I bet the average time of posing is like 4am in Canada.
Just finished Sacrilege >>216980394Worth watching. It is on Tubi. Now I am watching The Woods Is Cursed
>>216981378>well-known actress posted for years?>must be a samefagTalk about getting help, sperg.
>>216981473>samefag doesn't understand image hashes OR filenames
>>216981448Does it not trouble you that every night you pretend that people who want you to jump off a cliff care?
>>216981448kys pissman
>>216981509Care? Why would people not care about a post about two horror movies on a horror thread when they are supposedly horror fans?
>>216981378Yeah, we like her here. Problem?
>>216981509This is an anonymous board.
>>216981544Oh fuck you care horrifically. Enough to get out your phone and change IPs to samefag multiple times anyone disagrees with any retarded thought in your head. Hell not even that, you will samefag multiple times straight out of the bat just for the brief simulacra of other people are patting you on the head for watching a movie.
>>216981637reminder he is an actual retard and can't mentally absorb anything anyone says.
>>216981637No idea what you’re talking about. Sperg somewhere else. All I see are his or her posts discussing horror movies
>>216981637> brief simulacra of other people are patting you on the head for watching a movieYes, anon. This is what we do here. We watch and discuss horror movies. It is encouraged here.
>>216981675It's an interesting mental case though. I just don't get how a human being could desire to waste their life so pathetically. Watching Tubi slop is bad enough, if humorous. But such a singular devotion to samefagging is unreal.
>>216981720You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
>>216981733doesn't matter, he doesn't deserve more than a note to hang himself. two years of lies and bans, he ain't giving up the kayfabe
Discuss horror.
>>216981761Just don’t keep bringing up the same movies every general.
>>216981733> t. only watches mainstream slop
>>216981733Every long term lolcow eventually has an opsec whoopsie. I've seen it on multiple boards. Eventually you'll see a profile pic, for sure.
it's funny that he's not even watching his shitty film, cuz he's reading this comment kek
'Strayahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PrA9DJ0r7s
>>216981919Eventually you will forget you’re not on /cuck and post your nonsense here.
>>216981957Much better and natural seeing her in this than in Star Wars. Forcing her and woke dei nonsense was unnatural as hell.
>>216979373Absolute horror victory.
>>216981979>48 year old white male seeking black male
>>216981919kek he better pray that never happens or he'll learn what 7 proxies means
>>216982074> learn what 7 proxies meansSounds like some gay cuckold sex move. Leave me with that shi
>>216979373That might be a strategic advantage, since at least one will go forward...
This is what horror fans look like.
>>216982244seething. almost 4am in canada
>>216982244kek
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/KrQ3EKhIroxxF0z2AMv1WA/
>>216982856It's funny because you can spot the two normal anons in that list without even looking at the filenames.
>>216982042Yep, she's kino.
>>216979373I think Ripley is taking that whole tourney.
>>216977474Meh the cloud is just space shit. It's like when some public figure dies when there's a comet/cosmic event: doesn't mean anything, especially not that Heavens Gate was right. It's the same principle on that.The distortion could be magnets in same way, but i like the extra little artwork they put in there
>>216974414nta, but the one I just finished
anon mentioned Eko Eko Azarak, so I decided to look it upIs the only HD version of those movies actually just the german bluray with a german dub? Not even the original dub is included?
>BATHSHEBA! Take a bath you STINK!Wtf why was he so harsh with her
ah yes, the general for women
>>216985430Werewolves are a legit fear and life partner and you're just going to have to get over it, cuck
>>216985430Horror has more tits than action. I watched Silent Hill Revelation (neither very good nor at all compelling) and there is a scene where you see tits for basically no reason
>>216985464This but lesbian vampire harems
>>216985464>we're never getting another amazing werewolf transformation scene because women haven't gone to the cinema for werewolf gooning in large enough numbers since StingTwilight was meant to fix this, God gave that Mormon lady a vision and your kind invested in 50 Shades and Sex and the City
>>216985781>God gave that Mormon lady a vision God should have given the Twilight production better taste in wigs, scripts, and prophets if it was meant to get werewolves back in the game
>>216982244I unironically look exactly like soijak. Like it looks like someone drew a caricature of me.
>language: Turkish
i've been pretty forgiving to films this year, but this "let's hand in 3/4 of a film and call it a day" thing is getting old
>>216988382Not watching it.
