>the more she drank, the more she shat
I'm shitting right now
Seethe Tolkfags all you want grrm is still superior writer
Fat pink mast
>Suddenly the king cried to Snowmane and the horse sprang away. Behind him his banner blew in the wind, white horse upon a field of green, but he outpaced it. After him thundered the knights of his house, but he was ever before them. Éomer rode there, the white horsetail on his helm floating in his speed, and the front of the first éored roared like a breaker foaming to the shore, but Théoden could not be overtaken. Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. His golden shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the grass flamed into green about the white feet of his steed. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea; and darkness was removed, and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City.
>>216955259This is boring as fuck
>>216955271t. proctologist
Why can't we get a wheel of time that doesn't suck and is filled with niggers for some reason.
>>216955341The funny thing is that a "good" WoT adaptation would still need to rape the source material since there's so much useless shit in there
>>216955402Got wasn't even finished and they just made a bunch of retarded shit up. Wot can do the same.
>>216955271Here is something more suited to your American brain>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>>216955122>>the more she drank, the more she shathttps://vocaroo.com/1c8JjTuXYO6s
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>>216955122> “We shall have no king but from the kingsmoot.” The Damphair stood. “No godless man—”> “—may sit the Seastone Chair, aye.” Euron glanced about the tent. “As it happens as I have oft sat upon the Seastone Chair of late. It raises no objections.” His smiling eye was glittering. “Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air... I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy... protect me!me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence.” He laughed. “Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.”> The priest raised a bony finger. “They pray to trees and golden idols and goat-headed abominations. False gods...”> “Just so,” said Euron, “and for that sin I kill them all. I spill their blood upon the sea and sow their screaming women with my seed. Their little gods cannot stop me, so plainly they are false gods. I am more devout than even you, Aeron. Perhaps it should be you who kneels to me for blessing.” The Red Oarsman laughed loudly at that, and the others took their lead from him.> “Fools,” said the priest, “fools and thralls and blind men, that is what you are. Do you not see what stands before you?”> “A king,” said Quellon Humble.> The Damphair spat, and strode out into the night.files.catbox moe/rvxv67.mp3
>>216955259god books 3-6 are so fucking kino
