This guy is fucking insane.
Scientology will do that
>>216955889>barefootwhy
>>216955941You lost, tranny.
>>216955889>Big ass elevator ride>climbs a service ladder>plops himself on topThere's some hireling that's probably up there once a month. As long as it's not a windy day (and it isn't), its nothing. A ten story drop could kill you just as well.All it proves is Tom Cruise isn't afraid of heights like millions of people, and has the money to get permission to fuck around on Arab skyscrapers.
>>216955941At least Trump is a real person
>there's an alternate universe where he fell off and died and this was literally the end of Tom Cruise
>>216956001You could never program a robot to grift and swindle that remorselessly.
>>216955889>>216955912Correct.
>>216955889I know he's got a safety cable attached somewhere but this shit still gives me anxiety
>>216955889I wonder how much of this building is actually functional as a residence/office, and if the top third isn't just stacking metal for a dick measuring contest.
>>216956023I meant at least his supporters believe what a real person is saying, not actually believing that some random ass alien on a meteor is their god
>>216956105>not actually believing that some random ass alien on a meteor is their godHoly shit this sounds cool
>>216955889Just don't look down and it isn't scary at all
>>216956105That man has never said anything he's "authentically meant" that wasn't a self compliment, brag, tactless insult or a ploy to separate rubes from their wealth. Occasionally 2 or 3 of these at once.
>>216955889Well yeah he’s a narcissist. It’s his whole life.
>>216956176He and Donald have both skated through life on a bit of charm and completely alarming and irrational levels of self-confidence the fully sane cannot project. Well and Donald got 100s of millions in seed money from Pops.
>>216956163He can't possibly be always wrong
>>216955912I wonder if Tom tried to get Cassie to join
>>216956134It's a 'religion' some guy made up, made money from retards and blackmailed the IRS so he didn't have to pay taxes. Its either good, bad or crazy depending on your perspective
>>216955941>>216956023>>216956163>>216956214Not even a week after Christmas and r/hamasabi has another meltie. Soros bucks ran out?
>>216956055Most "cuttind-edge" skyscrapers function this way actuallyWhat we've got now isn't much better than the skyscrapers of the 1930s
>>216956276Scientology has inter cult treaty with Mormons so the propably no
>>216955889partially yes, probably. however, it's functional? maybe....
>>216955889Jesus, that is actually a real place? Looks like Star Fleet headquarters. How do these towelheads build that?
>>216955889come closer: they're all doing it.it's a tourist attraction.
>>216957999They banish Islamic extremists and peasants.
>>216956017There's also one where he fell off and landed on you and it was the end of both of you. And one where he fell off, cock first, you both were naked for some reason and it was the end of your bunghole.Jej, alternate timelines are fun. We have fun here.
>>216955889>Hi I'm Tom Cruise and I'm stuck at the top of this building. I need your help. Send $2500 to my good friend in Nigeria who will come rescue me
>>216956163I voted for this. Suffer, bitch.
>>216955889Lord Xenu saved my life but Jesus Christ saved my soul.
>>216955889>>216955912why does he get a pass, but other sceintologists do not even if they are celebrities?
>>216957999They built it all with oil money and serfs/slaves from India/Pakistan/Bangladesh.The entire "country" is just one giant tourist attraction for billionaires and nothing more then that. The towers look fancy but that is all they are; a pretty facade on fairly useless buildings.
>>216955889>has to pose on top of a skyscraper to appear tallking of manlets
>>216960741kek
I sometimes feel pity for Tom. His mission impossible movies become religious messiah crap that is pure Scientology propaganda. And because his religion is anti-psychiatric care, all those death defying stunts he has to do to feel some sort of connection to his own mortality. The biopic on his life is going to be long, it still won’t cover the crazy shit it’s done to his families.
>>216960441Because he's action star and the last remnant of Boomer fantasies. Once his face irreversably melts no more Cruisin'
>>216955889That's good. Let's see Will Smith's Burj Khalifa photo
>>216962240
>>216962452even the birds won't let him recreate tom's picture since they shit all over the boxes and he can't sit on them anymore
>>216962452>Will gets on top>places his hands down, arches his back and sticks his ass up to receive
>>216962528there's also bird shit in toms pic he just sat on it
>>216962528Tom just sat on the bird shit.
>>216955928Why not?
>>216962624it takes true dedication to sit on bird shit for a good picture
>>216958618The sideways orientation would suggest that the graffiti was done prior to installation, imo.No way to know for sure, though.
>>216962859Yeah, I'm sure Tom can hardly afford a new pair of jeans.
>>216962859He probably throws those clothes away daily and has servants buy new ones. Not like they're expensive
>>216962859Well since you already got that far a little bit of dry bird shit on your pants won't make any big difference
>>216955889I used to do a lot of stupid shit like that as a teen. Cruise is an adrenaline junkie.
>>216955889It is insane how bad of an actor he is, yes.
>>216955889not a big deal if you can control the vertigo.
>>216956214goddamn go back to fucking reddit
>>216955992But then again, the hireling is probably a young dude and has a harness.
>>216962452this looks like a janitor to me.this guy is removing the dirt.use more soap, mate.
>>216955889When was this taken? He doesn't look recent here.
>>216955992>>216964014Who wrote the graffiti?
>>216962922Jack Reacher would buy new clothes at thrift stores and toss the old ones in the trash. Thrift stores aren't as cheap these days, so he probably has to wash them a few times. Also, plot hole: in the books, Reacher is 6'6" and you won't be finding clothes that size at a thrift store, showing the author has never set foot in one. Ofc, in the movie, Cruise would have no problem with that.
>>216958618does that mean Tom wrote something cool up there? maybe the secret to his running?
>>216960830fuck off glibby pharma shill. go take 10 more poison pills
>>216962452yep.... I think willy crapped his pants.
>>216955889If you read Dianetics you can do that too
I'm stuff.
>>216962452Only black celebrity more embarrassing than Will Smith is Obama
>>216965922It was taken in 2010/2011 as a promotion shot for Ghost Protocol (Mission Impossible). Pretty ancient picture.
>>216962624Who took the photo?
