Plot twists that got you like this?
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>>216956451amy joined an all female equestrian therapy group that day.... for reasons.
>>216956451i'm not a woman.i'm not a sissy ytuber.you have to go back.
Seven consecutive days of hard drinking got me like this first thing in the morning. The the lip split and all.
>>216957864Go on
>>216957864do horse girls treat their guy like the horse? as in feed him, massage and brush him, wash his dick?
>>216958658Anons like the Crank films but they don't realize that Amy Smart is an irl sex freak. I regret not saving it, but I saw a video of her and the teenage actresses on "Stargirl" at dinner and she was teaching them how to give a proper hand job. Sure, it was a joke and everyone was laughing, but Amy was dead serious.What girl, actress or otherwise, practices hand jobs? Think about it.
>>216960315Footjobs.
>>216960315>What kind of girl practices hand jobs? A perfect one.
>>216960315Gillian Anderson does
>>216961754>>216961925I mean, I guess I understand. Foreplay is key. I like it more than sex honestly. But teasing my weiner with hands or feet and NOT putting your mouth on it? That leads to a girlfriend beat down. And when the cops show up, they agree locking these cock teases in whore jail.
>>216962113Gillian is a completely different animal. If you told me she had over 100+ sexual relations, I'd believe you. Hell, she sent Ducovney into sex rehab because she turned him into a deviant.
>>216960315>handjobs>sex freakthis is what access to anal gaping porn at the age of 5 does to the zoomer brain, they think handjobs are freak shit.
>>216962195>she sent Ducovney into sex rehab because she turned him into a deviantthey never hooked up, both have said they thought the other didn't like them when they were filming xfiles.no reason for either of them to lie, duchovney was a known sex field in hollywood which is why someone wrote a tv show about it.and gillian isn't shy about sex either.
>>216960315I think Amy Smart is the most beautiful woman of all time.