Byler Edition>>216951021
Rockin' Robin!
>>216956689Who asked for this?
Why did Nancy, Joyce, Eleven, Vickie, Will and Jonathan bite their lips when Robin revealed Steve has a (canonically) huge cock?
>>216956699
>>216956689More like STD
>>216956719B E A T
>>216956716>retcon her age>lampshade it in the show "you don't even know how old your daughter is" and think you are fucking clever
>>216956716>We want to please the Pedo Audiencethere you go
Well, /tv/? What did we think of the penultimate episode? Reddit thinks we hate it because we're homophobes.
>>216956941>chuds and tumblrite shippers unified in review bombingWeird timeline.
>>216956719why do white women age like this
>>216956957drugs and birth control and rape
>>216956718>my sister and mother puff up>My dad shouts I WOULDN"T MIND SUCKING ON THAT
>>216956689I love this show. I'm also trans if that matters.
What do you LIKE about S5?
are we going to stop now?
>>216957017it's almost over.
Willwoofters...Mikemen...Dustindogs...Lucaslads...Joycejannies...Hopperheads...Elevenses...Nancyrexics...Jonathanjackers...Karenkoomers...Maximums...Stevechads...Robinrugmunchers...Murraymints...Hollypedos...How we holding up?
>>216957036i get this is a meta joke but kill yourself anyway
>"Down with the patriarchy!!!"WTF Nancy?
>>216956973I love trans women, bros
>>216956716>Little red riding hood coat>Pigtails>DSLWow, she really is pedo coded huh? How the hell did they get away with this in 2025??
Str(eddig)anger Thing(ay)s
>>216956973I want to fuck a tranny so badLol why are you people so against this?
>>216957075The moment show jumped the shark after jumping the shark after jumping the shark
> Bad season for 60 mln $ per episode ?>Problem incel loser anon ?
>>216957075>20 year old goes from shooting a monster with a shotgun to engaging in a firefightFucking bullshit. Also she is meant to be 20 right despite the fact Ms Skeltal looks twice that age?
>>216957130AIDS maybe?
>>216956689>turns Drake, Finn and Noah into heterosexual again
>>216957075bros is this ai
>>216957075We Fast&Furious now?
Why does everyone in this show dress like shit?
>>216957184I still remember when Millie was everyone's crush on /tv/, now that's just a memory.
>>216957184But they aren't girls
>>216957075Never would I have predicted watching this character in season 1 that she would end up singlehandedly mowing down a bunch of military soldiers from the top of a truck
>>216957223so it's not fake.. what the fuck. this is far far beyond girlboss, this is outlandish as fuck
>>216957231you are in the show where monsters are immune to bullets but wine bottles and washing machines are lethal to them it became outlandish years ago
>>216956699>How nepobabies behave when mommy & daddy don't let her have her "smokes"
>start a show with reasonably competent kid actors>they lose the ability to act as they get older and turn into goblins or bog themselvesIs S5 the "yeah we're pulling the plug this isn't going to work but we are contractually obliged to do it so who cares" season?
>>216957075There isn't anything wrong with her being a good shot. She owns guns herself, has been shown to be competent since s1, and it is reasonable to assume she regularly practices. The issue of this is that the retards are not shooting back or missing on purpose. It doesn't matter how good she is, there's no actual threat to her. They could have replaced her spot with hopper and the scene would be equally as retarded because the retardation comes from the incompetence of the MP
>>216957078Gay
>>216957272YesI think actors had major falling out behind the scenesThe chemistry seems to be lost with few exceptions with especially MBB losing contact with rest of the cast and Joyce and Hopper turned into auto parody and new major characters in already bloated cast
>>216956719That hairstyle and color is fucking awful for her. Same with whatever shithouse outfits they keep making her wear too.
So what was her purpose in this season?And what happened to doctor Owen after he was left in military base ?
>>216957308Also, if you've ever actually shot guns before you know that it's not fucking difficult, especially with a gun that large. The type of ammo those guns use are not particularly big, so it's actually easier to control and shoot those since there is much less recoil and you have more control over the gun because it's so big and youre using both arms and basically your whole torso to aim it. Shooting accurately with a pistol is much harderThat makes the scene even worse, thoughever, because those retarded as fuck MP just sit there like clowns while nancy mows them down. There are half a dozen who just sit there barely behind cover if at all and let themselves get shot
>>216957348She has no narrative purpose."DUDE SARAH CONNOR LOOK ITS LINDA HAMILTON" is her purpose.
>>216957348Nostalgiabait, but no one remembers her because she's so fucking old she doesn't look like sarah connor anymore. I didnt realize until I was reading the threads it was her
>>216956689havent watched since s1 but i was on the amc app earlier and for the finale movie thing, every single new years eve showing at five different theaters in my city are completely sold out
>>216957348>WOW DUFFER #1 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT SARAH CONNOR IN THIS SERIES>I KNOW DUFFER #2 ISN'T THIS AMAZING>WAIT DUFFER #1 BUT WHAT PART SHOULD SHE PLAY>OH NO DUFFER #2 I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF THAT>WHOOPSIE
>>216957075I unironically like when shows jump the shark>>216957192Yes and that's a good thing.
>>216957348Why doesn't she get any work done to her face?>>216957180It basically doesn't exist anymore and you can just get testing for whoever you fuck.
>>216956689byler fags are top tier delusional makes for good shizo content on the ‘gram
>>216957352It's not necessarily about shooting the guns by themselves in a shooting range, it's about shooting them when you're under fire. Having no training or experience with that and being able to smoke soldiers? Yeah, right. If that was the case, Somalians would have wiped the floor with the Black Hawk dudes.
What do we think of Steve?
>>216957348>So what was her purpose in this season?She got a few dozen Gen Xers to watch the show
>>216957466When was the last time something happened with him? Hes just been meandering around
>>216957466Easily the best character, you can tell the Duffers are absolutely seething about his popularity though because he reminds them of the high school chads that bullied themIt's why his entire existence is a humiliation ritual
>>216957423>why doesn't she get bogged??wtf anon..
>>216957075we are family ah scene
>>216957518SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CENSORIOUS FUCKING NIGGER
haha... imagine groking the video of robin and her gf kissing haha... to make them do more than just kiss haha...
imagine groking holly beeing mouth raped by tentacles haha
>>216957563Why? They aren't attractive.
>>216957607They're white women. Have you not seen those webms? They go feral
>>216957607t. will
Max escaping Vecna in S4>Action, genuine stakes, she manages to wound him, exciting sceneMax and Holly escaping Vecna in S5>5 fucking minute pep talk, no stakes, Vecna nowhere to be seenWHAT WERE THEY THINKING
mike should have unironically been homophobic so there was a genuine fear and danger of will coming out
>>216956716>other characters don't do anything with the time they do have>blame the one carrying the entire season
>>216957823the best part is that Holly may as well not have bothered to try to escape except that her falling exactly over the main character's location led to them magically realizing the Abyss existed. >there is a helicopter in the Upside Down we could use to-->SHUT THE FUCK UP THE HOLES ARE TOO SMALLhow do you know that though haha
>>216957875>Vecna is defeated, the heroes stand trumphant>"It's a shame Will is still gay", Mike said sadlybrought to you by 2025 Netflix
>>216957348Her purpose is to make the rest of the cast appear younger by comparison.
>>216958039Their whole plan relies on them knowing shit which would be impossible for them to know.>lol we'll just fly a helicopter up to the abyssHow can you assume that will work? It could be 300,000 miles away.>nah we'll just wait until it gets physically close and stand on a radio tower it's fineHow do you fucking know the merging of dimensions is going to cause the two upside down planes to collide? What if they collide at some % of the speed of light? What if the wormhole is actually irrelevant aside from a connection and the collision is a quantum event in regular reality?
>>216957187Its the flat lighting, shot for coverage style of cinematography where it looks like a Cocoa Cola commercial. Typically Netflix slop.
>>216958039They run on the theory that the rifts are the same as in Hawkins. Both ideas are kinda dumb. After all, they don't know the abyss will come down in such a way that the tower hits a rift. It could hit where there isn't a crack and destroy the tower.
>>216958177I also don't get how they know there isn't an upside down of the abyss like there is in Hawkins. There really should be.
>>216958214There is, it just looks barely different. It just has no gravity because... I don't know. There is no "rules" for how this shit works anyone.
Steve deserves to end the series with a chubby (Not fat) wife that he can breed
>>216958243Forgot image.
>>216958243Is there? It has gravity. Holly is shown running, after all, then she falls after slipping through a rift. Using that, when she went through the crack, she should have been in the abyss, not the upside down.
>>216958039>SHUT THE FUCK UP THE HOLES ARE TOO SMALLThat won't stop the tentacles.
>>216957075we Ellen Ripley now
>>216958274So wait, Holly would have 100% died if Vecna didn't catch her
Max is Mike’s Asuka just as El is Rei
>11 can find anyone, anywhere through focus>Except vecna because he's in the abyss and is exempt from this>Henry, despite being in the abyss, can connect to 12 kids' mindsWho wrote this crap
>>216957348now this character has some of the strongest plot armor. so many times the main characters could have killed her but just decide not to. don't even try and play it off like they are above killing (usually mowed down a bunch of her soldiers in the scene beforehand), they just choose not to lmao
>>216956699Why did the camera man zoomed on her boobs?
>>216958598henry is jacked up on spider juice and hooked into the mainframe that has WAN connectivity with fibre (there are cables all over the place you can clearly see in most scenes in the upside down (the cloud))11 is using a spotty wifi connection to a modem running in dialup with shoddy copper cabling that has been half blundered by crackheads
>>216957017Holly.
>>216958558What would make more sense is that she'd have stopped falling in the center of the supposed wormhole. Another explanation could be that vecna is already merging the worlds, but that goes against the theory they present.
>>216958598El is far weaker than Henry. Her powers literally come from being injected with his blood. >so how did she defeat him?Because the duffers care more about girlbossing than sound plotting>granny hamilton throwing around a soldier twice her size and a third her age commences
>>216957017Maybe I'm crazy but I think Lucas has gotten much more likable over S4 and S5, even if it's clear the Duffers have never had much idea of what to do with him
>>216957017it’s over after this, show should’ve stopped at S4 lol
>>216957017I will never not love Steve no matter how much he is written as a clown
>>216957170Did they...?
Wokeys forgot pretty quickly about Will being a zionist now that they have an oppressed gay to defend huh.
>>216959017>see friend getting bullied >threaten him with your sister
>>216956689>go woke, go bro-ACK!
>>216959706>so brave her daughter is getting tentickled by vecna
>>216959760I still cant believe this scenehow did they get away with it? is the actress atleast of age?
holly is extremely cute and sexy and seeing her on my screen makes me happy and horny :)
>it was just gay propaganda
>>216958273So, wait, Holly finds a rift in the Abyss, then goes to that place and then to the Hawkins Upside Down?
>>216956699>go grandma do those ab cruuuuuuncheeess
>>216956941They're not wrong, but also not the reason
how is this a final season nothings fucking happened lmao
>>216957017The memes that occured due to the writing/acting
>>216960883No. She goes to the the rip straight down to the UD.
how is Hawkins still fine? Surely a final season should have had the upside down basically be leaking into the real world... there's no fucking threat at all lol
>>216957024>audience, i
Dustin figured out the who working of the wormhole in 10 minutes from reading a journal made me stopped giving a shit about the whole mythos
>>216957223Based
>>216957184>turned Finn Noah heterosexual she failed miserably
>>216957017everyone rightfully shitting on especially their core audience of reddit and tiktok who hate it aswell
>>216961776Is that his boyfriend?
>>216956689You are a faggot for opening a thread up with this cringe
>>216957024So all of that made her get botox, adopt a kid etc all in her early 20s? Lmao stupid fucking whore. This is some erin mortiary level cope and blame.
I cant help but feel like having watched an explicitly netflixslop show its your fault for seeing what you saw.>When the goyslop isn't kosher.Who would've thought.
>>216961799Kek. Finn rejecting her advances when she had a crush on him as a kid and then him hooking up with Saddie instead is why she's so butthurt at the cast and only ever appears with Noah nowadays.
>>216957017I liked that they finally used Will's character for something meaningful. At least, I liked it until last episode where they just had to completely shit the bed.
I can't believe they found the plot device that explains literally everything. Very organic.
>>216957326So is the GLP-1 AGONIST
It's actually upsetting how bad Season 5 is. Like I thought the whole Russian secret base and Gulag storyline jumped the shark and nearly ruined the show, but it at least had some entertainment value in amongst it all.It's so, so bad. Minutes long scenes of just exposition dumping because the writers are creatively bankrupt. Scenes where the gang are all together and they're out of ideas then someone goes "wait a minute... imagine this dildo is eleven and this buttplug is will". People doing completely out of character and improbably miraculous rescues because something something the power of friendship. Eleven might as well not be in the fucking show any more. The fucking entire cum room sequence. What the fuck were they thinking? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????
>>216961812Im here for the memes
>>216957352She has plot armour. Yes, it would be more accurate to see get throat ripped apart by a round within 5 seconds of exposing her head but this is a possed show
>>216962210>The fucking entire cum room sequence.I guess it was meant to show that if the matter is destabilized, everything in the ud will melt. It doesn't tell us why it stopped suddenly for no reason or why some of it was already melted. Same deal with the space/time vacuum things. It's literally ripping buildings and shit apart but for some reason all the characters can walk and run it.
>>216962245You can have plot armor and still make scenes even vaguely believable.
>>216961847Do you think that's why she wouldn't let bon jovi jr put a real baby in her? Bro will always be 2nd best
>>216962299Maybe she's barren. Or he is.
>>216957348>So what was her purpose in this season?For my mum to say "Holy fuck she looks old" "why didn't she take care of her skin" every 30 seconds
I thought for sure they were going to let Holly splat on the ground for shock effect but nah, let's keep it boring and just yoink her back to tentacle land
>>216962326Oh hey my mother says that about her too whenever Linda pops up these days.
>>216956699someone tell security there's another crackhead in the back lot
>>216962299She saw Charlie Heaton's hapa baby and wanted one herself
>>216962297Yes as if a show with monsters,portals, and another dimension is believable
>>216962420That's all science.
>>216960227she's a literal child!
>>216960227
>>216956689MKUltra
>>216962453Very believable science amirite
>>216962210at least evil russians feels 80snow it's just marvel avengers
>>216962413So Natalia Dyer is a cuck? Why is she raising some other woman's kid? She should come live with me and we can make all the babies she wants. I'd be like>Yo, Nat! Hit me up, let's do this!Do you think I sound cool enough?
>>216956719Reminder robin is canonically 19 years old in this scene
>>216962706Most zoomer actresses gave up their eggs to the cabal.
>>216962711It's the 80s after all.
>>216962723>zoomerShe's 30
>>216962711The air in the UD really is toxic and causes rapid aging.
>>216958976>granny Hamilton making shit up about how the demogorgons would be in Russia right now if they had found eleven The only thing that makes sense is elevens blood being able to make new psychics.
>>2169627731995 is when zoomerism begins.
>>216962413He met the asian chick when he was 16 So she literally raped him. Natalie is dating a pedophile victim who has a child with asian pedophile
>Sorry Mike. I accidentally killed up your dad when I was blowing up those oxygen tanks
>>216962836>He met the asian chick when he was 16 >plot twist: she was 13
>>216956689Why did stranger things partner with KFC? They missed a opportunity to partner with burger king to create the hopper whopper are they retarded?
>>216957024Holy spergout. KWAB
>>216957348Linda Hamilton has always been so ugly, with her great white shark mouth and bulging eyes. It’s strangely comforting to see her old, where it makes sense for her to be ugly.
>>216956716I did
>>216962851they really should've also had Ted limp out together with her holding like a cane as a bat or something like he did with the golf club and then after the explosion do a cool reveal with both of them walking through the smoke and going'wheelers.... assemble'
>>216962569Damn, nigga, that’s kawaii.
>>216962861She's an old hag actually
>>216962977Based Christmas cake enjoyer.
>>216962920You gotta feel bad for James Cameron marrying that thing
The byler cut is real
>>216962569She was the best part of ST 5
>>216963042>the original stronk wimmin cuckYou get what you deserve.
>>216956719Someone needs to impregnate her womb before it dries up wtf
>>216962643I don't think you understand what suspension of disbelief is or how basic story telling works.
>>216963189Im saying your argument is not good
>>216963058>The byler cut: Israelftfy
>>216963217>it's a fantasy show so cohesive world-building isn't neededAnd people wonder why TV is shit now. This is the mindset of the retards writing shows.
>>216963254>its fantasy>muh suspension of disbelief>that is not believableNigga you are not doing yourself a favor
>>216963300>thinks he's talking to one person
>>216962420>>216963300>Honda_Accord_at_Pelennor_fields.jpg
You have to understand how resentful the Duffer Brothers are. They were bullied throughout high school, they got zero pussy and you can see in their interviews they literally never smile or laugh. They hate the fans of this show so they wrote the shittiest ending possible just to piss them off.
>>216962569>spade necklaceLmao
>>216957024She is correct. She also shouldn't be reading tabloid level shit. Imagine being as succesful as her and caring about Rajeesh talking trash about (You) because that pays his bills.
>>216963485She's got disorders, I guess. I can't imagine having money and caring what people on the internet thinks. The only reason I bullshit on here is there is nothing else to do.
>>216963533I can't imagine still being a teenager basically and getting surgeries only women past 40 would get in a desperate attempt to feel young
>>216963656As I said, disorders aplenty. Same reason she adopted a kid at her age.
>>216956716The seasons took so long the original cast was in mobility scooters.
>>216960227I agree about cute and happy part, but I don't know about the other two...
>>216957146Fucking crazy how they crammed all their shark jumps into the final seasonSeasons 1-4 were no masterpiece but at least they were fun to watchSeason 5 shits the bed so hard and so repeatedly that I can only assume the creators have really had enough
So when they electrocuted the demo at the radio tower, all the black smoke stuff escaped and will take someone over like it did Billy in S3, right?
>>216963814I think the subtle in-jokes and lampshades suggest as much. >i'm not on drugs! just look at me!>clearly looks like shit
>>216957348>25 year old female army general
>>216963814Who are the idiots who would buy a modern licensed turntable?They're all shit.
>>216963828Lol. Lmao.There's one episode left, what do you think?
>>216964013Could be a spinoff setup. Or just a plot fumble. But realistically with the setup they have, there is no fixing anything. After all, all 12 kids are going to be Henrys even if they return. They should all have altered blood and powers just as he did when he returned.
>>216963828No. Plot hole yet another.
>>216956689>/stg/ Stranger Things GeneralCan someone spoil the ending for me, I can't get thru these last episodes as they're so boring and meandering?
>even twitter is memeing nowHow bad are things really?
>>216964126I think I need folder for Stranger Things at this point.
>>216963384I accept your consession
>>216964126It's not good, but not as bad as they're making it out to be. Just a continuation of the descent that S4 was even though retards pretended it was good.
>>216964107The working theory is that Will will summon a giant dildo patronus and sodomize the mind flayer.
>>216964182I wasn't asking about the season's qualiity. I was asking about general perception of the show at this point.
>>216964107>Holly is a cute nymphet princess>She gets taken to the UD to bake and put her succulent lips to work sucking tentacle
I still don't understand why they added Holly. I mean you already have so many fucking characters doing nothing.
>>216963339I also accept your consession ;^)
Now when Will finally embraced his gayness he is going to summon Gaycalibur to slay Vecna. Trully kino.
>>216956699>>216956719Slammed into the wall, but it wouldn't have been this bad if they didn't need 3 fucking years to make new seasons
Why the fuck does Steve look the best of the non-adult cast despite the fact he's the oldest
>>216964107>>216964198This isn't the final season?
>>216964347Weak. The true beauties destroy the wall.
What do you guys think was in the briefcase?
>>216964347Duffer brothers were turbo retarded for designing a character who so perfectly complements Steve and would have happily carried his 6 babies and making her TV gay.TV lesbians are a real thing, unlike irl 'lesbians'/asexuals who turn straight the moment the proper penis enters her life. Poor girl has probably been mind raped by being on hormonal BC since age 11.
>>216964417Didn't the play already answered that?
>>216964361His best feature is a wig
>>216964435I've no idea what you mean and if that was meant at something in these episode or from an earlier season (because I basically don't remember shit from S4 and earlier)
>me leaving Netflix with all the cut footages
>>216963926Kek
Chances Murray dies?
>>216957391They bought tickets before vol 2 aired
>>216964526Wouldn't it be great if they just destroyed the exotic matter and the entire cast just up and fucking died?At least no chance for a spinoff or anything.
>>216964107Will likes it up the butt
>>216957466Kino
>>216964474Dufflers wrote the play about Henry's past which is canon. Of course they didn't adapted into another form of media so if you weren't lucky to see it, you missed VERY big chunk of lore.Idk, maybe someone can post the pasta with the most important parts.
>>216956716The fans were asking for a return to season 1, so they had to kidnap a new kid. That's literally what season 1 was.
>>216964381ULTRAKEK
Gayer things lol
>>216964435Nobody wants to watch a play. Its gay
>>216958598ALSO>El is not able to find henry because he's in the abyss>she was able to find him/a demogorgon in s1 when they were in the abyss and the upsidedown didnt exist yetIt's all so tiresome
>>216957391Just checked and at my AMC the only available seats are in the front row and a few random single seats
Crazy how Will, Max, Holly and maybe Nancy and Jonathan feel like the only main characters at the moment, can't believe Mike, Hopper, Joyce and Eleven used to be important
>>216957017the friends we made along the way
>>216964561The duffers did not think this through, stick to having the story in the show because that is all anybody is going to watch so the people that are not gay wont know anything about the play
>>216964650Mike and Nancy have patient play scene in volume 1
>>216961847LmaoThis is brutal and it makes perfect sense. MBB probably wanted to have one of those romantic love stories of meeting as kids and growing up together and being an in irl life couple as well as on-screen and finn dashed that by ignoring her and plapping the costar who showed up later. Sadie stole both the show and her romance dreams from her. Very jenna fisher-esque trajectory here
>>216957017Will's sorcerer bit was pretty coolHenry/VecnaSteve even though he does nothing nowadays (Canonically huge cock though at least)DerekHow hilariously incompetent the military are makes me laughSome of the Max/Holly scenes were ok I guess (Not the awful pre-escape scene though)Uhh that's it
>>216963533You and I grew up before IRL and the internet melded into one so it's easy for us to disconnect and ignore online bullshit. Zoomies were raised always online, they can't disconnect. It will get worse with future generations being even more mindfucked by the internet.
>>216964650>Eleven used to be importantI wonder how Bobby feels about this. She's basically a quest item to move past certain obstacles
>>216957036Umm Actually it's Hollyephibophiles
>>216964611>>216964686>I'M NOT GAYThen why do you watch Stranger Things?
>>216964782I like scifi not gay shit ;^)
>>216958598>russians were breaching into the upside down in the beginning of s3 with the tentacle vines starting to emerge from the tear before the laser failed>this is completely impossible with s5 "revelations" about the upside down
LOOK AT MEIM RAMBO NOW
>>216962706Charlie got groomed by a hag when he was a teen and she pumped a baby onto his lap then left him. As a joke. What the fuck is he supposed to do? Just toss it into a dumpster? That could be the next elliot rodger right there!
The Duffers have made a lot of dumb decisions this season but I genuinely cannot fathom why the FUCK they brought Kali back
I want to go back
>>216964849I had no idea who she was other than "one of the other kids in the facility". Not even after the flashback.
'ex with 'olly
>>216964889>I had no idea who she wasGood, she had the worst episode of the series for a loooong time.
>>216964775Actually it's just not being literally blind
https://youtu.be/_qzqG3he10A?si=2SBcT3bgkST7ZiYcVecna meeting people.
>>216964361He takes care of himself
>>216964826Oh, yes!
Mileven child if real
>>216964849That they can kill someone.
>>216964826It's honestly impressive how incompetent they make the soldiers look. An entire base got wiped out like a day ago and these guys just weren't on high alert and let a truck approach no problem.Fucking hell so much dumb shit this season.
Im thinking the whole gay thing lately may have to do with one of the duffers getting divorced>duffer realizes he is gay>divorces his wife >write in gay shit out of nowherr>the duffer selfinserts as will and made him gay
>>216964950Derek is so fvckin lvcky bros
>>216965025Close but a bit offThey made nancy and jonathan break up because of the divorce
>>216964887Why is that faggot dax sheperd there?
>>216965025Will has been gay for a long time, that's not new
>>216965025The gay thing wasn't out of nowhere and the actor himself is gay. It's like two plus two equal four.
>>216965050>Offscreen they were horrible to each otherKek, lmao, even. They might split Hopper and Joyce in the finale as well.
>still haven't heard the song that's apparently "never been in a show before"It's just gonna be Tears For Fears or something isn't it
>>216965025>>write in gay shit out of nowherrbrother we've known he was into sucking weiners since like season 2 I think
>>216965024Tbh i saw a video of soldiers afraid of a fucking goose, this is believeable
>>216965094>>216965025will has been gay since minute 10 of ep 1 of season 1
>>216964971my biggest issue with that scene is her emaciated cokehead body behind able to hold that weaponry in first place>>216965024don't even start me at demogorgons being immune to bullets and clearly-not-female-doctor Brennan
>>216965063Noah isn't gay, he was literally trolled into thinking he is by the internet because he's a terminally online zoomoidIn a few years he'll come out as bisexual, leave (((hollywood))) and settle down with a woman
>>216965025Yes the duffer self inserted as will since tghe beginning kek
>>216964849So she can die, most likely. Her episode was a backdoor pilot for a spin off. It was nearly universally panned, except saars liked it. They will probably have her illusion trick Eleven into wounding Hopper, and then get killed as a result of her meddling.
>>216965025Nope, it's Jonathan and Nancy breaking up that might come from divorcing wife.The only romantic couples that are live: Hopper and Joyce for adults and Lumax for a younger audience.
>>216965095Everyone is afraid of gooses, you retardThey're terrifying
>>216965137if you've got a problem with Canada gooses you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
>>216964361Probably not smoking, not drinking, not doing coke (Jonathan irl coke head), eating responsibly, and a moderate exercise routine.
my honest reaction to season 5
>>216962491She plays a child, she's actually a teenager.
>>216965137Only to a pussy, a toughened soldier can just kick it to the side
>>216965164is it me or was there a distinct lack of kino transition shots in vol 2?
>>216965185Spoiler that shit anonThat's spooky
>>216965185>Mike when he realizes the bullet he dodged breaking up with her off-camera
>>216965024>An entire base got wiped out like a day ago and these guys just weren't on high alert and let a truck approach no problem.The truck was driven by an obvious ethnic Jew. US soldiers are under strict orders to never harm a Jew. They were missing on purpose.
>>216965198oops didnt mean to quote
>>216965193White people do their best not to harm animals needlesslyA goose is not going to kill you, so when faced with a goose attack, the White person thinks instinctually>how do I stop this while minimizing harm to this animal that doesn't know any better? I am a steward of the earth and should not hurt its creatures needlesslyThat's where most of the panic and fear comes from
>>216965050>one of the duffer bros aka the writers/directors of stranger things kek
Don't these actors and actresses have tons of money? Why can't they get proper plastic surgeons and consultations with all that money and all those connections?
>>216957348She IS Dr. Owens... Respect her pronouns, CHUD!
>>216965060He plays the demogorgans.
>>216965248>properAnon it never looks good
be like
>TFW you were born in the universe where they continued the Hawkins story for 5 seasons instead of the one where Stranger Things is an anthology series like The Terror
>>216965248You can’t buy good taste. They probably thought they look good
>>216965248not enough money. inner circle of hollywood gets the good shit that's almost undetectable. not for a netflix star.
>>216965024It was so random and stupid and we had that annoying jew Murray screaming on top of that. I fucking hate that irritating character.
what was the point of this retard again? he is not even funny
>>216965319anthologys are a lot of work. Twilight Zone burned out Rod Serling. Milking a hit is way easier. >cut and paste character arguments>collect checks.
>>216965356t. hates pineapple
>>216965063>>216965050>>216965081>>216965111>>216965118>>216965135Im talking about the writer/director that was married and divorced after 10 years(the length of time the show has been going on). The reason will was gay from the beginning was because the director was secretly gay and this show is a way of telling everyone he is gay kek. Obviously his wife figured this out early on and once she realized what was going on...divorce papersKek
>>216965356Latino representation i guess ?
>>216964764Duffers know that the more she's onscreen (and not in the intentionally poorly-lit upside-down) the more the viewers will wonder wtf went wrong wither her bogging.
Stranger boggs
>>216965319It wouldn't have been so awful if not for covid, I think. Further compounded by a strike that forced them to go do a play instead of finishing the show.
>>216965238>soldier kills fiddy men Just doing my job>gooseHelp me help me aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
The most emotional Byler scene is yet to come. Hold our your hopes guys
>>216965320Yeah. Look at Ortega deleting her eyebrows. Who the fuck told her that was a good idea?
>>216965374its the conflict between her and the rest of the castthey can barely stand her except Noah because she is Karen lite fag hag and Harbour because he is professional experienced actor and pretend to not wanting to strangle here in every scene they share
>>216965414Yea if it wasn't for COVID this show would've ended a couple years ago as well so even if it still ended up shit we would be passed it by now.
>>216965359False comparison. He had to make 20 eps every year. Duffs have to make 8 every half decade.
>>216965446She wanted the squidward aesthetic
>>216956716kek I was getting a BJ during the new eps and I pictured she was giving me it instead of my gf. Pretty based desu
>>216957170Bruce Willis Die hard 2
>>216965482production is production. if anything, it's harder to do now than in serlings era even with the extra times.
>>216965547>infinite money and infinite time is aktyooally harder that shooting an ep in 8 days on a shoestring budgetShut the fuck up.
>>216965525holy shit this guy is based!
>>216965568You really think duffers had infinite time and money? That's what I get for arguing in a gossip girl retard thread.
>>216957075>multiple soldiers>multiple angles>beaten by one woman with a gunGoofy ass writing. Unrelated but what do the Jewfers brothers have against Russians?
>>216965606>You really think duffers had infinite time and moneyNTA but come on dude, fuck off. Took literal years to create 8 episodes that still suck ass
>>216965612It would have been so easy:>Kali does a funny and makes it look like their truck isn't even there.>Not a single shot fired.
>>216965440>like deep sobs
>>216965525
>>216965630>thinks I'm arguing FOR duffer's "talent"yeah you should have stayed out of it.
>>216965612>Unrelated but what do the Jewfers brothers have against Russians?Russians made Christianity a little too cool, and that's why the Jewish Bolsheviks murdered the royal family a century ago. As far as I can tell, they're just butt hurt because everyone thinks orthodox priests look cool and orthodox rabbis look retarded.
>>216965612Multiple soldiers were btfod by a goose irl, this makes sense
>>216965606>12 hours to shoot "i dont like girls"They sure seem like it
>>216965652No need to cause a nose bleed. US soldiers are not allowed to shoot Jews, and you can see Murray's nose from a mile away in the dark.
>>216963814>Seasons 1-4 were no masterpiece but at least they were fun to watchI'd argue S1 was a popular entertainment masterpiece, similar to King's classic novels
The soldiers in general are just clumsy cartoon characters. Fucks sake this is the most secret blackops project in existence and these niggers get outsmarted and outgunned by little girls. It's laughable.
>>216965371He's a red man tho, isn't he? Is he part Mexican, too?
>>216965612The russians were americas biggest enemies in the 80s
>>216965356I think it was just because Jonathan didn't have any friends and they wanted to show that he wasn't autistic, just poor.
>>216965743Soldiers can get outsmarted by a canadian goose
Sad thing is I was actually interested in what they were gonna do with Will now Until they derailed it lol
>>216965724>similar to King's classic novels>and then the kids had an orgy to defeat the demonKing is a coke addicted faggot
>>216965743If it was realistic they would have just killed off all of Hawkins and covered it up as an accident, but that's a boring story
>>216965437Yes.
>>216965802Same, now im jist here for the vecna memes calling him gay kek
>>216965806Would be a better ending than what we're going to get in episode 8.
>>216965440>this is so ass
>>216965814Yes it is a fact ;^)>>216965798
>>216965802
>>216965848me neither desu
Will is going to save the day by inserting his tentacle into vecna this time around. From a bottom to a top.
>>216965824What has been actually leaked regarding the finale?There's a epilogue I know that much
>>216965848I bet this guy used the olympia back in black ops zombies 2
>>216965630Can't wait till AI gets advanced enough that we can make our own shows
Vecna is going to save the day by turning to the light side because of Holly and he'll throw the Mind Flayer down the worm hole
is this real?
>>216965724Season 1 is a legitimately great piece of TV, a solid compelling thriller with intrigue and good charactersSeason 2 has Billy and Burke from AliensSeason 3 has the comfy mall setting, the Russians, and Steve/mini Uma fooling around on drugsSeason 4 has Eddie, diet coke Freddy Kruger, and the D&D witchhunt which was surprisingly well doneSeason 5 has fucking nothing, it's shite
>>216965907No. Joe just decided to post some Finn fan service
How long till Netflix and the actors get bored and they continue ST with a movie
every episode of season 5 is basically 45 minutes of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHSZ3y3cXsc
>>216965949Billy>strong white male>killedEddie>likeable white man, instantly become fan's favorite>killedThis is so tiring
>>216965869Lol u gay
>>216966017Four years tops.
>>216963814>but at least they were fun to watchNah.S1>S2>>large quality gap>>S4=S5>S3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb7ka0yn43MStranger Things sissies, how do we recover from this?
>>216966029I forgot to mention they almost killed Hopper. A strong white male who's a father figure. Quite surprising.
>Holly Wheeler is the hottest kid in her friend group >Mike Wheeler is the hottest kid among the kids>Nancy Wheeler is the hottest teen among her friends >Ted Wheeler is the hottest adult on the show What did duffers mean by this
>>216965876https://x.com/i/status/2005275257435738363
>>216966047He just looks goofy now. They should have made kill some main characters to feel threatening. Idc because I know the whole party is going to defeat him with the power of friendship. Vecna had a huge potential to be an epic villain.
>>216966084>>216966084
>>216966180Don't you know? They admitted Mike is a self-insert of one od the Duffers hence why he's the leader, everyone wants him, etc
>>216956689Byler would be cute. Why do good pairings attract insane evil fans?
>>216966256Fag
>>216966200>vecna reappears>tells everyone will is gay>everyone tells him they know>vecna apologizes and dissapearsThere... thats it...
>>216966245No they meant will kek
>>216966281They should have skipped that cringy coming out scene and made Vecna out Will.
This is suppose to be a horror and yet almost no main character dies. I feel no horror. I feel boredom and dissapointment.
>>216966314Maybe Will is the other brother's self-insert.
>>216966402Most likely the one that got divorced during the shows run kek
Hey there Stranger Things general, we're holding a character tournament for female /tv/ characters.>>216964470If you just want to vote and dip, here's the link.https://forms.gle/AgMzVqUXKMEqX7vH8
>>216966937>even /tv/ has it >but not /a/
