Stand up comedy
>I get to feel sorry for meWhy can't you do that in private?
it's only funny because he is indian
>>216957654This isn’t comedy. This is just an admittance that the haters are winning and will encourage them to continue.Although if his response to hate is staying in shape then it’s a win for both parties really.
>>216957654>”Who laughed?!”
who the fuck is this?
>>216957654not my problem. the conan leno crybaby tour is a bad look but whatever. well, cya!
>>216957726>shapehe's shaped like beetleborg
>>216957654Crazy how different this comes across without sound. He seems actually angry here because of the way he looks, but his tone in the clip with audio makes it very different.
>>216957654why hasn't he smelled cake in years?
>>216957654Why would anyone feel sorry for him? Not only did he read the script and thereafter agree to star in that movie but he admitted to thinking it was going to be awesome. There's literally no helping people who only choose to do the opposite of helping themselves instead.
earlier this year i saw a webm on /wsg/ of some guy's stand up set and i've been looking for it again. the guy looked sort of like hayden christensen and his main joke was about how in new york you have to act bad or cool or people will know you're a tourist. one joke was about people following weed smokers down the street trying to pick up a contact high off them. another joke was about crossing traffic and getting hit by a bus. the crowd was dead silent even though his delivery wasn't really bad, just deadpan. it would have been from the 80s or early 90s
>get in shapeDidn't he just roid like hell and it disfigured his skull?
>>216958014I understand that reference. Good Saturday action show . Miss them
>>216957654Where is the joke? He's just whining about people mocking his movie flopping and how butthurt he is about it.
>>216958569The joke is on the audience since they paid to hear a wealthy person whine about his problems
>>216958058because of the smell of shit
>>216957654Is this what they call roid rage. And all that HGH gave him acromegaly lmao.
>>216957654that happened to nobody elseloljamie pull up that one picture
>>216957654lol every manlet living.
>>216957654It's odd now you keep posting this. I'm starting to think this doesn't upset you at all.
"I'll be doing pushups on my death bed because fuck you" is actually pretty solid for a life motto. Thanks Harold
>>216958057Lmao he's literally seething, cope Rajesh
I thought it was pretty funny tbqh
>>216957654That one day autistralian really fucking set stand up (a dead art form to begin with) back immeasurably by being rapeydazzlydooed huh?
>>216957654its funny that he doesnt realize people only make fun of him and this whole situation because he has made crying about his entire personality. Nobody really gives a fuck about it they just like trolling him. If he had never whined about it 99.9% of people would never know he was even in this movie because no one saw it
>>216959098to add to this I have to imagine he made a huge deal about it when he got the role and 6 picture (contingent) contract. Probably gloated about it to his family and friends, thought he would be set for life and some big super hero star like RDJ, Chris Evans, Hemsworh etc so when it flopped and none of it materialized he couldnt just take it on the chin and be like "oh well that sucks." He has to make a big show about seething about it and how he "got shafted" as some desperate attempt to save face
>>216959086Which gay Australian, Pat or Jim Jeffries?
>>216959241Nanette. She's being raped by your questions anon.
>>216957654>saaar saaaar why didn’t you enjoy my capeshit?The reason jeets love capeshit is because the stories are simple enough for children to understand and that they get the escapism of seeing beautiful clean white people acting it out.Casting a stinky jeet ruins the fantasy, even if he did bulk up.
>>216959098There's people making fun of him, but they're all terminally online /tv/ types. No one who's touched grass within the last six months would even know who he is, or even have heard of the eternals. If wants freedom he's going to have to stop lurking here and reading the bully threads.
>>216957654he's right bout white people though. they really are god's chosen people
>>216959522Did he really need to read his jokes from cards on his phone?
>>216957654>because fuck youdefinitely roid rage
>>216959522lol he's so fucking mindbroken. Rejection by white people is literally the worst thing that can happen to any brown, it completely destroys them.
>>216957654nonwhites are ENTITLED to your love
>>216957654People aren't mocking you for "getting in shape". You were mocked because of how very obviously you roided. You have been a flabby fuck all your life and then miraculously suddenly in the blink of an eye had a chiseled body with no body fat and your jaw somehow changed.
>>216959522Holy shit this sucks, and he had to read it off of a phone? He couldn’t remember that?
>>216957654he stands up when he poops?>>216957726He abused steroids for a role and was still small and he's lost all his gains now. Also alcoholic.
>hired as diversity hire >fully aware of this>embrace it >act conceited and annoying about it >movie flops>people mock you for being a diversity hire>"wtf why is ppl hate sirs I work hard???"
>>216958014>beetleborgaccurate
>>216958077theyre all mamas bois v sensitive and conceited
>>216959522So... Uh... Whats the joke exactly..?
>>216957654>routine is responding to some 4chan trolls>audience has no idea what he's talking about His fans would be happy for him and after buying a ticket to his show, he's just screaming fuck you at them. What a manbaby. Personal trainers were a mistake.
>>216959751haters so mad at him just being good humble brotha we numb a 1 humble best men very good bad boys
>>216959782You didn’t find his outlandish facial reactions downright hilarious?
>>216959522What the heck. I didn't give him permission to read my 4chan post :(
Why does it seem every jeet no matter how successful has a massive chip on his shoulder?
>>216959422This kek >>216959522Okay, what's actually the problem with black eyes and black hair though? This joke is racist to everyone kek
>>216959522he's so close to getting it
>>216959834Who even has black eyes lmao, they’re brown. Is he stupid?
>>216959833white women still don't want to fuck them, no matter their social status. It's a pretty brutal blackpill; their ick is just too strong.
>>216957654That he worked hard "for a year" doesn't strike me as particularly compelling.
>>216959864a lot of them delusionmaxx. notice how they always post WMIF couples on here? they believe it can happen so it will. deep stuff
>>216959864Cope and seethe lil Timmy
>>216959888holy shit, you spoke the incantation and one has been summoned >>216959896
>>216959896that this entire reel was pre planned where they specifically dressed up this way to walk up to this specific guy who can ask and answer a specific question makes me feel violent.
>>216959522>Dude uhhhhhhh white people haha
>>216959896>gigachad interview.webm
>>216957654I get the criticism but this is stand up now, and not just from the left, from every side. Go look at right wing comedians, its all essentially one of two things1. Rants about themselves, not jokes just rants2. political ralliesThis is now the norm, on every side.
>>216959896The wrong person in that couple got plastic surgery…did he massy his mom’s friend?
>>216959917It's a PR disaster, but so deeply pajeety I find it hilarious
imagine being a fuckin ugly brown manlet LMFAO saaaarrrr
>>216957654i have no idea who this man(?) is
>>216959915Its literally the guy in the OP retard
>>216959896Thank God they never had children and both now in their late 40s it’s unlikely they ever will
>>216959932my entire country is being willingly given to pajeets and I cant laugh about them anymore. they're taking over everything. This is a country that's tried to shed it's whiteness for 70 years and has managed to finally do it. This is an asian country now, dominated by jeets and factions of asians.
>>216959896>telling right in front of her in a street interview about their relationship that he settledPretty chad I can’t lie
>>216959896Damn. I kneel.
>>216959522>asian people...>my kind of asian people...is he so ashamed of being a jeet he can't even say the word? i only know india is technically in asia because of bongs
>>216960020Canada? Nigga you guys invades and unlike America you didn't even do anything worthwhile with the place, the only real complain here is the jeets, you should have invited east asians in at least that way you get cute girls.
>>216959970I know who the guy in the webm is faggot, I was referring to the jeet who posted it.
I have a confession to make. I hate Indian men so much but I like Indian girls
>>216957654Most brown "comedy" is just whining about white people. It's insane.Buddy, you got a paycheck- go back to India and take multiple wives.
>>216960103Based, funny and also true
>>216960040He's Pakistani
>>216960103>take multiple indian wives.A fate worse than death
>>216960167i don't care about their caste shit
he needs to link up with that chink who seethes about not being cast into leading role, Lucy Limu or something
>>216960103>white comedy>blacks have big dicks>jewish comedy>my wife is bullying me
>>216957654>I live to spite youwe know jeet
>>216957654>IM HAPPY GUYS IM HAPPY DID I TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM FUCK YOU I AM HAPPY OMFG :,(( I AM HAPPYyeah sure
>>216960313why do brown men think of this so much?
>>216959049The genius of it, is that he’s admitting he’s just as petty of a dickhead as his commenters are for the exact same reasons. And there’s just so many layers to the joke.
>>216958473Disfigured his skull more.
>>216957654>>216959522he reeks of insecurity
>>216959522>>216957654His fucked up face is so distracting
>>216960022Did you miss the part where he said, "And she also has the complete list of everything I wanted in a woman as a kid"?
>>216961762A south asian male reeking of insecurity among many other things? No way
>>216961912Previously third world access to the internet was limited, the vast majority of people on 4chan were from white countries. By the time we realised something was wrong we were already flooded by sub 80 IQ browns; just like real life unfortunately.
>>216957654they mock him because he’s a short little brown manlet so he just looks silly. Zach Efron is a short little manlet too but hes handsome and white
>>2169619124chan is white people. Coloureds not welcome.
>>216957726>im not mad……IM NOT MAD OK?!?yeah you can smell the insecurity from here and it ain’t just the curry and BO
>>216957654People don't hate him for getting in shape they hate him for being a lying roidtranny like the Jack Reacher guy....
>>216958473his jaw wasn’t like that before, your jaw doesn’t change it’s entire shape just from lifting
>>216959896He looks ancient for 47.
>>216962143>Zach Efron>whiteNo.
>>216957654>Makes Timmys seetheYeah, im thinking based.
>>216959522why does he act confused? this is objectively true
>>216958473That's HGH. The standard Marvel stack isn't exactly public, but it certainly involves HGH, some form of high dosage testosterone, and a very curated diet and workout routine.In sports, perhaps the most famous example of HGH jaw is Dwyane Wade, a hall of fame basketball player.I'll post his college photo here and reply with a photo from later in his professional career.
>>216959886I doubt he even did much work to begin with. Gear aside, he had a personal chef saying “eat this” and a personal trainer saying “lift this like this” with his entire schedule planned out
>>216960601>>216961912Weird freak.
>>216962253Here he is after HGH
>>216959896>47he looks older than my dad who is a grandfather at 66
>>216962289Damn that's an icebreakerWhy does this happen?
>>216960167literally the same people with a different religion, theres no difference
>>216962289yeah wow, that's really noticeable.
>>216962199>quickly checks the early life sectionwell I’ll be. genuinely didn’t know
>>216962332>Why does this happen?you cant ask the human growth hormone you inject into yourself to only grow your biceps.
>>216962199>checks early lifewell there you go. I thought I'd reach Neo status here, but I guess even I still have things to learn.
>>216959922How? Can? He? Slap?
>>216959522And a bobble wobble morning to you as well sar
>>216959896I always thought his wife was very cute, lucky guy to be honest, she's into videogames too
>>216959522>White people privileged and badThat's the joke
>>216959930>right wing comedians
>>216958473he's off roids and smaller than ever now
>>216962806>joe Rogan >tony hinchcliffe >shane Gillis “Yes”.
>>216957654i got jacked and fit and it wasn’t that hard, its just a time issue of building it into your weekly routine and not eating crap. Its not like there’s some unique talent required
>>216959522this is actually really good lol
>>216959888Right? And it’s hilarious how they act like wmif doesn’t outnumber the reverse by a significant margin by both quality and quantity.
>>216959731its part of the joke, he's setting it up like he's about to read out something off of wikipedia.
>>216962891I think people still made fun of him because he's a jeet
>>216962931Pretty gay
>>216957654>no jokes, just an obscenely rich asshole angrily wallowing in self-pity over his first-world problems How did it get this bad?
>>216959522Seems more like a group therapy sessions for the lessers
There's really nothing wrong with this stand up. It's self-deprecating but what's the issue with that? It's good to see he can have fun with itUltimately in the spectacle of hollywood and wider culture there's no avenue for an indian to be cool. He would have been better off careermaxxing
people mostly rag on him because, I think I remember reading, that Disney never even asked him to get fuck huge. His role didn’t require him to take his shirt off and his suit had long sleeves. So it was more like >look how jacked I’m am! I’m like a brown Chris Hemsworth!uhhhh…..ok
>>216962865None of them are right wing. Joe is a lefty bernie bro ffs. YWNBAW
It would be like if McLovin randomly got shredded. He was know for being a dorky comic relief and suddenly he wants to present himself as a sex symbol? Doesn’t work. See Jonah Hill
>>216962891He took steroids and then stopped and got smaller than he was before them lol
I don’t get it. If everyone in this thread is better looking than he is and he isn’t funny at all, then why the fuck does he have a sold out NYC special on Hulu while everyone here is rotting on 4chan over the holidays? Truly boggles the mind kek
>>216963334McLovin mogs obviously
>>216957654He got applause because he's not white. Pathetic. If a white guy did that, he'd get no laughs, be called a pussy, and then beaten within inches of his life.
>>216963346I can sense your elevated blood pressure from here saar take 2 paracetamol saar
>>216963363saar very good gaslight saar we have them on the ropes saar
>>216957654He was roiped
>>216963338post a recent picture then, so we can all laugh at him
>>216963346thoughts on this kino ?
>>216958728ffs Tyler, at least iron your clothes
>>216957654Imagine letting a man with a golden rolex berate you on how bad he has it
>>216963346yeah its a real mystery lmao
>>216959522as a representative of races with black hair and black eyes, don't let your race die off white bros, we like looking at you beautiful diverse mfers.
>>216957654So he claims to not be a cake sniffer?
>>216957654Least insecure street sitter
You just KNOW Tygawd fucked the shit out of Lisa
>>216959917It feels like that but you'd think one of them woudl realize that kind of lighting would make anyone look disgusting
