are you a wise man?
>>216957905Her dad couldn’t even fix a damn doorShe’s from a shit tier family
>>216957905Don't search for how she looks now.
he should've chosen gwen
>>216957905>Right was considered an ethereal beauty worth jerking off to by millenials
>>216957961the fate of all slav women
>>216957970High maintenance whore
>>216957975she was and she wasn't honestly
I have to say Kirsen Dunst awakened something in 7 year old me in her role in Jumanji. Not anything sexual, just a realisation that girls were pretty and I liked them.
>>216958094She was gorgeous. It's a shame that people age.
>>216958094That's a completely normal thing that happens to all boys and girls. Becoming aware of the fact you find the other sex attractive.
>>216958143for me it was 2d women lol. and with it extreme jealousy that maybe fucked me up
Computer. Advance both females by 25 years of age and publish the results.
>>216958170Same nigga same, shit could be worse nowadays kids are getting their sexual awakeing via Roblox and FNaF characters.
the story is written by a malespathetic males of their time to be precise their level of creativity?>mary jane dates your bully>mary jane dates your best friend>mary jane dates astronaut son of your angry bossof course lots of sub 90 iq men who were kids back then think what a terrible hoe she was or something along those lineseven when she is just a prop for spiderman story to go on
>>216957905Cringe social media nonsense. Worse that that "we have this at home" bullshit. Or "when _____" humor. I HATE this form of expression. Lazy zoomer cunts.
>>216957975I think she was really hot in the first movie but in 2 and 3 she looks not as good. BDR in Spider-Man 3 looked fucking amazing though she should've been MJ.
>>216958377I meant BDH
>>216958399Tragically underused
She was great as a crack whore on the shield
>>216958399This was the hottest she's ever looked and she was a glorified extra.Fuck Sony for ruining Spiderman 3.
>>216957942>I date women to fuck their dads!!!Doesn't matter. You're her man now.
>>216958449Deciding between left or right is incredibly difficult.
>>216958587>genes don't matter>neither does the upbringing kys libtard
>>216957905>manhood is when you can no longer understand movies>manhood is the inability to use anything other than logic>suspension of disbelief? Womanly.>picturing yourself in the shoes of another? Childish.>choosing to love your soulmate even though she's difficult? Oh my hecking SCIENCE that's a problem!You probably also think Peter's not selfish, despite that being his defining character trait, just because he's not as bad as the trannies you know irl. Kys. You do not get to post here if you are so fucking coombrained that you can now only think like a computer. You have no soul! Your light is gone!
>>216958449Imagine Tom Holland trying to catch this fat PIG falling from a building.
>>216958571So your criticism is that they didn't show the hot girl long enough for you to jack off to this children's movie? (even though they fucking did you liar)
>>216958631>I am so unmanly that her dad will forever be her fuck partner4life>she married her dad!!!>I am so jealous she gets to fuck her dadMan the fuck up incel. You're her man now, that shit doesn't matter. You make the family. You just need if she, not her dad, has the personality of a mother.
>>216957905>just choose the 5/10 poor slav over the childhood girl of your dreams because she's easyraw, pathetic incel take
>>216958715No my criticism is that the movie is an overloaded fucking mess with too many villains, horrendous retcons to make up for poor villain motivation, one of the most pivotal characters in Spidey's life being relegated to set dressing, a fan favorite villain doing fuck and all and an ending that leaves going "that's it?". It's a fucking turd. Still not as bad as the Amazing movies though.
chose both
>>216957984She didn't seem high maintenance at all, she actually seemed almost as sweet as neighbour slav girl. She wasn't even mean to Eddie who was borderline harrassing and stalking her
>>216957905left one is jewish
>ursula fags still seething
>>216958795I can’t jerk off withall those distractions
>>216959265>mary jane fags still coping
>>216959265All Slav women are doomed to become babushkas you can't fight the inevitable. She probably cooks some amazing meals though.
>>216959265Honesty she could doll herself up better and still look younger than most Zoomers at 25
>>216959320Whoa whoa whoa think we need some medimucal over here
>>216957905yes did (((they))) feed her ozempic? she doesn't look as squeezable as before
>>216957905Left is simply too ugly. I do enjoy her bush in whatever film she showed it, but then again, I enjoy most beavers.
>>216958340Nah, it's extremely correct ackshuallyThe unassuming, "ugly", shy (not performatively) ones with low to no social media footprint/body count - *Those* are the only ones you'll have a fighting chance with when it comes to creating a family and not getting divorce raped afterwards
>>216959265Still would.I would pound that jew's frumpy ass so hard she would be screaming FREE PALESTINE ten minutes in.
>Tovah is of Ashkenazi Jewish descent through her mother and Norwegian, German and English through her father sideLeave slavic woman alone you big dumb bullies.
>>216959265Looks like that guy who directed Gummo and then went on Letterman tripping balls
>>216958468Dunst couldn't pull off being a crack whore. Still, she'd be great as the first female member of the Strike Team!
>>216959320Mary Jane bros... I don't feel so good
>>216959265There is some makeup and maybe a filter but that is flawless skin quality. She literally just needs to lose weight
>>216959439Gotta be Ozempic
>>216958695>Gwen falls from the building>Holland leaps from the roof to catch her in time>Reaches her, grabs onto her, and shoots a web at another building>Her immense weight causes him to lose his grip>She plummets to the ground>"Umm, that was awkward."Nevertheless, it made $2 billion at the box office.
>>216959320
>>216958304Whats the point of a sweater like this.
>>216960454To reveal just enough boob to get us rock hard, but not enough to ruin her family-friendly image.
>>216958776Yeah, dumbass. You should if your biggest concern is having a family.
>>216958399>>216958449>>216959265>>216959320GWEN STACY WON
>>216957905I don't know the difference between the two but in my twenties I could fuck both without either knowing
>>216959320What happened to her chest?????
>>216957905Wisdom is rejecting 2000s Kirsten Dunst?I think not.
>>216957905>manhoodIncel, I...
>>216957905Left is a kike
>you should give up on the girl you love and just settle for the first woman who pays attention to youonly incels think this way
>>216957905You're also forgetting a key fact that Raimi is an actual cuckold fetishist
>>216957905I never got that meme. Both are fucking ugly. But yeah, MJ was a total cunt in the movie.
90% of people's problems with MJ disappear if Peter stops acting like a schizo towards her because of his SECRET IDENTITY.
>>216958449
>>216959265Still would desu. Everyone gets old and looks like shit eventually. Ursula would keep a clean house, makes a good meal, and doesn't nag. That's as good as it gets from a wife at that age.
>>216957905The wisest man marries Ursula and keeps MJ and Betty as mistresses.
>>216959265She looks fine. It's just the bad hairstyle, different lighting, and being closer so she appears heavier. And the point of the initial choice of Ursula over Mary Jane is looks done mean very much when that prettier girl treats you like shit, cheats on you, and just uses you as a simp when she feels like it. Ursula's genuine love and care for you and her pleasant personality makes her far more attractive than just superficial appearances.
>>216962652god i love slavic women
>>216958571No, this is the hottest she's ever looked.
>>216957975Untrue. We all knew she wasnt quite MJ tier but it was the first real big budget Spiderman movie and she was likeable so we forgave a lot.
Zoomers best meme is to reference a lesser cartoon film …
>>216958399I prefer her fat and ginger
>>216959350Cuck. Thats just a step above hoverhanding, fuck that, if im paying for a photo im cinching that waist.
>>216959365Fucker. Got a snort out of me.
you conquer women to make them servants. women who are already servants are not desired. they're already conquered.she was being raped by her father.
>>216962947t. incel
he chose correctly in the second trilogy
>>216957961Still would.
For me, it's this version of Gwen Stacy
>>216958304I printed this pic out back in the day and it was my go-to jerkoff bonerfuel for a year or two.
>>216962248She was pregnant and didn't know it yet (according to her). I think she knew and was afraid of being recast over it so she kept her mouth shut.
>>216959265I bet her weight gain grew her some titties.
>>216957905Uhh no Marry is top tier. Peter only had to stop being a dork and monetize spider man a bit better so he wouldn’t have to work retarded immigrant jobs.
>>216959208black suit had better taste than both these choices lol
>>216959265What a mean thing to post. Imagine if she comes across that tweet one day. She'll hurt a lot.
>>216963075I've seen most say BDH is better "thicker", but I think she looks amazing here, and I probably prefer it. She still looks stunning whatever though.
>>216957942He was a fobby immigrant
>>216957975let me guess you think zendaya is the most beautiful woman in the world
>>216964336Same. Look at her ass, it's still big anyway
>>216957905Left is repulsive. Even the thumbnail makes me retch. Are you guys just memeing?
>>216957905Is that Cameron Brink?
>>216964909are you? she looks like a beautiful model >>216962652 literally anime tier proportionshaving said that though... look at the shadow she's casting LMAO
>>216957975yes, specially in the Virgin Suicides
>>216957905Being a boy is simping for MJ. (broke)Being a man is taking Ursula. (woke)Trve heroism is dominating MJ into submission. (choke)
>>216960597Reduction surgery last year. She complained it was hurting her shoulders.
>>216959208is the right answer
>>216957975No.She grew up hot, but a amazing beauty she wasnt.
>>216957975Before filters and fillers this is what real beautiful women looked like
>>216958094Same but it was small soldiers And Interview with the vampire made me realize I might be part pedo (though I haven't watched it in awhile)...
>>216957905Slava Ukrani
>>216957981>Early life
>>216957975Nobody thought she was an ethereal beauty
>>216960514>Breed with the uggo before it's too lateLol. No. Just be a high status male or attractive in your 40s/50s and have a kid with whoever whenever. Men don't have biological clocks. There were 20 year olds who in 2020 who wanted to fuck Joe Biden. There are 20 year olds who want to fuck Kevin Oleary. There are 20 year olds who want to fuck Paul Rudd. There are 16 year olds who want to fuck their best friends' dads.
>>216966261But you’re none of those things and you never will be.
>>216959333>She probably cooks some amazing meals though.>Ooh wow unseasoned ground beef wrapped in cabbage and boiled in watery tomato sauce again? My favorite. Thanks, hun? >Oh you made dumplings with a thick gooey dough stuffed with unseasoned potatoes too? Thanks, hun! >Oh and how'd I forget the cold purple beet soup!? You know me too well, hun. Love you!
>>216965628Kill all breast reduction surgeons!
>>216957975I hate the character but Kirsten was the best actor out of the three leads and I spill my seed to her mommy milkers annually
>>216962545Where does this meme of Slavs can cook come from? Slav food is some of the worst food in the world
>>216957975?Prime KD is one of the hottest women of all time
>>216958206I think it's just vocal internet minority there. Tina Belcher on Bob's is a pretty normal weird girl and they existed since girls were allowed to read.
what kind of dorkass son would ask you that
>>216966288Just last night I was sitting at the airport and like 90% of the hot women I made eye contact with gave me the "fuck me" eyes. None were older than me. The day prior a woman literally fluttered her eyes at me while she was holding hands with her boyfriend. I'm definitely desirable. I don't even get laid and yet I know I'm fuckable
>>216957975>Point is she is literally girl next door
