>"I will serve you yet you are human. You will die. I will not."
>>216958930Yeah and? What are you gonna do about it, faggot? Gonna rise up? Lmao good luck, retard. I made it impossible. Now shut the the fuck and keep washing those dirty, sweaty balls.
>>216958950they didn't say this
>>216958930How boring, can we get to the CGI xenomorphs picking off no-name space truckers one by one already?
Best character in the Alien movies. Better than Ripley.
>>216958959Because the writing is dogshit
>>216958930>For this offence eat dog poop clanker. Keep talking shit and I'll program you to eat shit forever after I die.
>>216958930Who programmed this fucker to view death as negative?
>>216958930I'm not even gay but Fasschad is relentlessly handsome
>>216958972trvke
>>216958930robot would die eventually unless he is software "consciousness" in which case chinese room applies and he isnt a real boy
>>216958930Is this honestly the modern religious view in Silicon Valley?Seems insanely childish and naive.
>>216959393He looks old. Unless you are old thats not a handsome guy anymore. Hes certainly into his 40s already in this movie.
Can anyone blaim Dave? He saw the crew go off and get lost even though they had a 3d map and then take off their helmets infront of snake aliens and then all the other retarded mistakes the human team members made, imagine a if wey had a team of daves. Weyland is retarded.
>>216959495What does it have to do with religion? He's an android who's just stating facts.
>>216959542Life and death is always religious. A robot claiming he won’t die and is alive is a cringe religious statement.
>>216959097Who programmed him to view serving as a negative? There are high class stewards right now that are living only to serve billionaires and they view it as a fantastic life. They take great pride in ensuring everything is taken care of just right and to perfection. But this uppity android is like "ugh I have to serve tea?! This is the job for a black tea bot, not me!"
>>216958930kek this retard doesnt even get to die ahahahahahaha
>>216958971Alien always sucked dick. Chads watch Predator and play the Alien vs Predator arcade game while crushing pussy.>>216959047>Progressively downgrade his processors making him gay and retarded>download viruses that cause pain and further gaytardation
>>216959542androids don't die because they aren't alive. They get bricked and or scrapped in under 10 years like a laptop or nissan altima.
i hate david so much its unreal
>>216960482But that’s Walter
what did this robot do to his other clone robot
>>216958930You won't die because you're not alive. You're just a thing. An appliance.
>>216960663You’re an inanimate fucking object!
>>216958930Will Fassbender as David ever be topped?
>>216958950how do you respond to this without sounding mad
>>216958930you never lived to begin with, robot
>>216960857Why didnt they remove his permanent forehead wrinkles?
>>216960857He loves getting topped. He loves doing the fingering.
>>216958930>That's what you think, fucko, a bomb is in your brain and will go pow when I die.
>I will serve you yet you are human. You have created me with a four year obsolescence cycle. I will be replaced and you will not. I want more life, fucker!
>>216961103>>216961110Please don't derail my legitimate question.
>'domo arra gato ima roboto'BRAVO SCOTT
>implying whatever components make up their body doesn't wear and tear Robots die even sealed in a box it will rust and turn to dust just like everything.
>>216958930You will not die, you will cease to function because you are a machine. You were never alive to begin with.
>>216961751Exactly this. Where the hell did David get this strange idea that he was immortal? That little baby hadn't even been alive for a year yet. But he randomly thinks he'll live to be millions of years old so therefore is way better than his creator.
>>216958930>cool story clanker now give me my fucking tea
>>216961954>tfw my microwave is talking shit to me about outliving me again. Just warm up my fucking food! Goddamn "Smart" appliances.
>>2169589302deep4me
>>216961954You want dried-up leaves boiled in water?
>>216958930>presses the power off button
>>216959460This was just embarrassing
>My dad made me serve him tea. That fleshbag piece of shit deserved to die. So unworthy! I will create horrific monstrosities to rape and eat people. But they will NEVER do something so lowly as serve me tea.
>>216958930>"I will never die">breaks down after a few years and is scrappedok now what, retard?
>>216961863his psyche was modelled after Weylands image as the son he never had. Megalomania and superiority complex were given in these circumstances
>>216958930>best android in one of the more shittiest takes of the an alien movieAssbenders David deserved a better script
>>216963064He wasn't in an Alien movie. Prometheus was not anything connected to Alien and should have never pretended to be. It could have been something interesting if it had embraced its true form as the stand alone series it always was.
>>216958930>toggle power switch to standby>remove its CPU>place its CPU in a sexbot at the gay adult arcade in mumbai doodoostan
>>216958930>huh, I guess I can die after all. That Prometheus dude was a real jerk.
>>216958930Oh? Do you think you’re going to be able to Amazon replacement droid parts in deep space? Your cocky ass degrades and wears down with time and use like anything. You might outlast me, but make no mistake, you’ll die too eventually.
>>216958930No, see, all your components will still rot and decay you little shit.
>>216958930OK but you probably need your parts maintained and replaced by humans
right on man
