>Life's Still Unfairoh boy us Millenials huh, it just turned out that way for us boy geniuses.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63VTRloLLH4
shan't watch
>>216960540mastersons creep you out anon?
>>216960510>get away from toxic screeching lunatics>everything improvesWhat did they mean by this?
>>216960540fpbp
>>216960614i've been on minoxidil for 3 months, i know it takes a bit longer but i've seen zero signs of density increase. will my hair ever come back?
>>216960681hell yeah thanks Dewart
>>216960510It's good they're all the same personalities. I figured it being so long ago they'd do some "serious" changed thing but seems like they're all still the same which is decent lol
>>216960681You should have gotten a 0
everybody else looks the same but older except Reese who just looks like some dude, its weird
>>216960614She's totally into me, right?
>>216960510Any hairy girls in this?
>>216960673Holy kekUnironically good parenting
>>216960614Will I finally get a good life that I desire in 2026?
>>216960681Pay the $10k and go and get hair plugs in Turkey
Why the fuck does every single reboot have to have a shitty much worse version of the original theme music??
>>216960614you can't just answer yes to everything
>>216960673>kid makes the onions face as soon as the fists start hittingYeah I’m thinking baseado.
>>216960614Will this show suck ass?
>>216960614Is OP a fag?
>>216960801>>216960614Fuck you you little shit.
>>216960859yeah, you're no so big!
>>216960878Lol sucks to be you jelly loser I'm off to the Bahamas.
>>216960510he barely remembers playing malcom so it's gonna be shit
>>216960614will i like my new job
>>216960816I appreciate you but I was asking Dewey.
>>216960816How the fuck is it so expensive? It used to be like $2k.
>>216960797Not at all.
>>216960797This. I'm latinx btw, if that matters.
It's going to be really bad. Part of what made Malcolm in the middle so great was that early 2000s vibe. They can't recreate that especially not in current year with wokeness and Hollywood being as shit as ever. Plus it's extremely rare that a show has come back after 20 years off the air and it was actually good. I'm sorry but this is almost guaranteed slop.
>>216960510why is he still making faces like he's still 12 yrs old. fucking bizarre garbage
>>216960816What technology does turkey possess that other countries do not or is it just cheap? You yanks are rich enough. Pay up in your own county you cheap Jews,
>>216960614Should I eat one more cookie?
>>216961414Dude if it's 10k those are prices for rich Americans, it used to be $2k a few years ago. This is insane. Fuck America.
>>216961358Frankie Muniz is still 12 years old.
>>216961324>Plus it's extremely rare that a show has come back after 20 years off the air and it was actually good.It's a mini-series not a full blown sequel. More key jangling to tickle your nostalgia bone.
>>216961324i think bryan cranston played a big part in its production and i hope he's taken into account how bad hollywood continues to fuck up revivals and is self-aware enough to just make people laugh and give us what made the original good instead of trying to do weird shit. i'm gonna check out the first two episodes and either fuck off or keep watching.
>>216960797For browns
>>216960837kek owned
>>216960510A lot of kids who were told they were smarter than everyone became complacent and fell behind in life.
>>216961501What made the original good was stories that can only be told with children in the early 2000's. You can't have that same magic when everyone's an adult with a miserable job.
>>216961691they were only really kids in the first half of the show, tbf
>>216960614is this AI?
>>216960614will I finally get a gf and be happy with life?
>Frankie Muniz still mistakes pulling le funny faces for actinggrim
>>216960614Will 2026 turn out to be alright?
>>216960510looks like the first episode of arrested developmentcould be good
>>216960774Just Lois
>Stevie's dadYes, I'm in
>>216960614Will 2026 be a good year?
what the fuck
>>216961006You can probably still get it for cheaper at some sketchy clinic>>216961414Turkey made it a cottage industry for some reason
>>216963609Where the fuck do I go to do it when I'm from Turkey though. I can't afford American prices.
>Malcolm didn't become presidentWould have been 1000x more interesting if he was Prez.
>>216960797>>216961248Makes sense why you guys grow up to be psychopaths now
>>216960614Were you raped on set and that's why you quit acting and work at a grocery store?
>>216960614Am I the boss of you at this present time?
>>216960510You just can’t recapture the magic of the og series. Imo one of the key premises of the og show was that the future looked so bright and the economy was so good that you could still have tons of opportunities to have a good time as a poorfag and do whatever you want. It just doesnt work in 2026 when everything is just garbage and we know that things aren’t getting better
>>216963797I liked it because as a third world loser I could imagine myself being in a good place in life like them (to me American poor is very good), but everything went to shit since and now I have nothing and even watching that or The Middle is very depressing.
>>216963919same, man :(
>>216960912>yeah, I've had nine concussionsthe funny part is that he's actually had around 20 concussions.
>>216961324>Plus it's extremely rare that a show has come back after 20 years off the air and it was actually good.Dexter is pretty good
>>216963662it would just be nothing but drumph jokes though
>>216963027I had no idea he was uncle Ruckus (no relation)
>>216964308he based
It looks surprisingly visually consistent with the original given that it's been 18 years.
>comes out in AprilWasn't this shit originally slated for October this year?
>>216960614Is it worth pursuing
>>216964281Dexter was never good.
>>216960510>The series finale for the show revealed that Lois was pregnant with her sixth child. For this sequel series, the child will be revealed to be non-binary child Kelly, played by Vaughan Murrae (they/them).
>>216960614will i finish my project this week? I really need some vacations...
>>216964445Honestly? That was such a mess of a family that I don't find odd at all that at least one really got into indentity bullshit as a way to carve some desperate shred of individuality for themselves.Do I believe the aforementioned bullshit? No. But we live in a society and that's an understandable cope to Malcolm's family's issues.
>>216960614will i ever have a girlfriend?:)
>>216964445Ah, there it is. I knew the (((writers))) couldn't help themselves. There really should be some sort of bingo card when TV show remakes/revivals are made.
>using AI to recreate DeweyShameless
>>216964594>Honestly?
Will it be kino
he looks happy
>>216960614should I bet on Eleven not dying?
>>216960510Soulless.
>>216960510>Dewey and Jamie replacedPass
>>216960797Brown hands typed this
>>216961471Just like the koth revival
>>216960510>non binary garbageLmao they really had to check all the boxes just to get 4 pity episodes huh
>>216964445She's just a tomboy who got caught up by the LGBT movement
>>216960510
>>216965004they better get the pronouns right
>>216960614why does my dick taste of cranberry sauce?
>Hals black friends are backUnironically PEAK kino
>>216964445I still think the whole non-binary aspect is a way for them to never reveal the gender of the 6th baby. It will be joke in the new series that they never mention if Lois ever had a daughter
>>216965004>SheThat's a femboy who's mid transition but uses they/them pronouns. Look at the hands. Look at the shoulders.
>>216960912He literally said he doesn't "barely remember" in the article you posted. He just doesn't have every minute of filming with photographic memory and every episode script memorized.
>They updated it to the blue houseWhat did they mean by this?
>>216964445I like how she's clearly just a regular tomboy. Pointless rebranding.
>>216960614Will I get a cute gf in her prime in 2026?Will I get a good internship?
>>216965104Kill yourself.
>>216963662It should have taken place during Malcolm's bid for president. He's spent years hiding from his family, but now that he wants to become president he knows he has to reconnect with them and put up the front of a happy, well-adjusted, everyday family life or he'll lose voters and the election.
>>216961324The early 2000s sucked
>>216960510>No one on this shitty thread as noted that Malcolm's wife was mixraced
>>216965121That twenty years have passed and thus the house has changed a little, especially when there's no swarm of bratty kids living there anymore
>>216964692:(
>>216965181Girlfriend, not wife. His daughter is white.
>>216965161>he knows he has to reconnect with them and put up the front of a happy, well-adjusted, everyday family life or he'll lose voters and the electionVery believable after a divorced pedo rapist just won a second term
>Hal and the band back togetherOk, this is going to be kino.
>>216965121That fucking abomination at the bottom.
she cute
>>216965296Ummm actually thats Xhe you chud
>>216965104you're actually retarded
Looks fine aside from the hallmark movie lighting. An issue all modern shows have. Unironically modern cameras and lighting make shows look cheaper.
>>216964066fucking kek
>>216960673I want to kill people so bad for stupid shit like this.
The original show ended on such a perfect note, i hope they don't ruin it with this shit.
>>216960614Will I get a decent raise in the new year at work?
Compared to the scrubs reboot trailer, they all sound the same and look basically the same. The scrubs lot all sound and look like they've aged 40 years.
>>216960614Does she secretly want to fuck me?
>>216965014looks like Piama got thicc
>>216964800>New Dewey looks more like Dewey than real DeweyHow?
>>216965296She has pretty hair
>>216960614Should I fuck a tranny next year?
>>216960510>Malcom isn't POTUS His cunt mom really screwed up, huh?
>>216961324IIRC, MITM was intended to be timeless in its creation; it was only accidentally early 2000’s because they mentioned war in the Middle East and had fledgling internet and cell phones. Most characters and plots points live outside of any form of kairos, which in my opinion is part of why the show aged so well. >it’s rare for a show to come back after 20 years and be goodTrue, but the ones that do well are episodic sitcoms like KoTH and Beavis and Butthead. Malcolm in the Middle has a chance, especially if they stick to what worked in the original run.
Could do with more of a warm look like the original often had, it has that white digital lighting.
>>216965014Is that meant to be Jamie behind Reece?
>>216965236>pedo rapistEnough about obama
>>216960673Based.
>>216960614Am I gonna get that job
>>216966319soul is illegal
>>216966328Yes
>>216960614is 2026 my year?
>>216960614If I get dubs do I get raped by Hollywood producers like Dewey's actor did?
>>216960614Am i the boss of you now?
>>216960614Will I get a house next year?
>>216965161>He's spent years hiding from his family, but now that he wants to become president he knows he has to reconnect with them and put up the front of a happy, well-adjusted, everyday family life or he'll lose voters and the election.this is what I always imagined if they ever did a sequel reunion series like this. but I guess it's realistic he wouldn't and it was just everyone viewing him so highly since he's the smartest
>>216965161The problem is that immediately locks you into doing a political satire focused series.
>>216965104There nothing to see there, you're almost as mentally ill as she is.
>>216965104No, it's a girl who's slightly tomboyish, which in 2025 means you have to be "non-binary".
>>216964753Is there a r/transnegative?Those are my people.
>>216965004i hate tomboy erasure
>>216964445>the child will be revealed to be non-binary child Kelly,out of all of the kids, I always assumed dewey would be the most likely to grow up going down the breadtube pipeline and become a tranny
>>216960510who keeps asking for these show revivals and have any of them actually been successful and appealed to original fans?
>>216966631Closeted troons? keep reaching for that rainbow, anon.
>>216965004IRL maybe, but the writers have to abide by the they/them bullshit and can barely make jokes about the situation, because that's "hateful"
>>216960614Will I make it?
>>216965014surprised they didn't give francis and piama a couple of kids of their own
>19 years laterahah, that can't be right:(
Malcom was supposed to go on to become president. It was a positive ending, this now completely dashes that hope.
>>216967373The people who watched it when they were Malcolm's age are now Al's age
>>216960614Will I lose my V card this year
Goes against the ending of the show, the show is ultimate about how important family is and Malcolm realises that by the end of the original series. His relationship with Reese in particular being close. The idea he just left and hasn't spoken to them in 20 years is just wrong and very modern.
>>216967478I wasn't trying to fuck you dewey
>>216965121i'm glad that this happens. it prevents redditors from making gay pilgrimages like they do with the breaking bad house.
>>216967079No, just negative about the idea in general.
>>216965161He still could run, most presidents were super old. Since this is a miniseries, I could see them tease it in the final episode.
>>216961324>They can't recreate that especially not in current year with wokenessMalcolm has always been woke, not in the current idea of pushing an agenda to your face, but normalize it and treat it as most would've done in real life, not being overly positive or negative. Even the episode where they make fun of one of the brothers being gay by the manipulation of Jamie's babysitter, had the two brothers supporting the other thinking they were gay.
as long as there's a Hal scene like this, I'll be happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI8iIFUAfjA
The cold opens better be kino
>>216966328Yeah, he's getting a minor role, and he seems to be in the military or was sent to the military school
I'm guessing the new daughter will basially serve in the Dewey role (of the forgotten talented younger kid), while the recast adult Dewey will probably be a fairly small part out of respect to the original actor.
>>216960614Will Jenna Ortega ever win an Oscar?
>>216960510Hopefully we get some scenes featuring Piama's big fat titties
>>216967969As I get older with a family of my own this has slowly become more and more relatable.
>>216964308>You now remember the potential live action uncle ruckus show we could have had if the kickstarter had reached It's goal
>>216967025The Conners chugged along for a while and it managed to do so on actual TV.
>>216968163>>216960510Hopefully we get some scenes with Tania Raymonde all grown up
>>216966319Absolutely love early 2000's orange care-free summer kino
>>216968314that Vice City?
>>216965089Most people don't remember that jamey's gender was not revealed at first as a joke but they kinda gave up on that joke eventually. Guessing that theyvare doing something similar there.
>>216965089But it's extremely obviously a girl.
>>216964800Dewey's free and he plans to stay that way.
>>216967363The girl sitting next to them is supposed to be their daughter.
>>216965089I think is something more believable considering she's the youngest on a family of pure dudes, shared the fucking room everyone stayed at with the youngest (Dewey and Jamie) where the mother isn't really that feminine and the dad has always been the positive influence. Also probably to hammer in the joke of never giving the satisfaction of Lois having a girly girl.
>>216960614Will I have another son in 2026?
>>216968342Los Santos
>>216965014Who are the two sluts next to Malcolm?
>>216967969i miss this kino
>>216968846Right is his gf, left is his daughter.
>>216968553No that's Malcolm's daughter, Leah.
>>216967385As if that was ever going to happen.
>>216968870The daughter is way too hot coming from those parents
>>216968988I don't think that's meant to be the mother.
>>216960614how do you keep going
>>216961501lol, he's gone off the deep
>>216968163Damn she always looked like she stank of whale oil, it was so hot. Wouldn't you love to stuff a slab of walrus lard into her asshole and watch her shit it out and then suck on it to clean it while you fuck her fat hairy Eskimo ass until she squeals like a baby seal?
>>216964800dude had the right idea in calling it a day after the malcolm ended, we all now even more aware the nightmares involved with being a child actor
>>216960614will I find me a gothic feet slut in 2026
>>216967025Dexter New Blood launched a series of spinoffs/sequels
>>216960614Will I get a hot gf at least 10 years younger than me in 2026?
>>216967969too relatable
>>216960510It looks like absolute fucking dogshit. Why couldn't they leave it be?
>>216967969cranston doesn't get enough credit for the facial expressions he makes portraying hal
>>216960614Will I get a gf this year?
>>216965763Some people just have bad genetic luck and don't age well
>>216960673holy kek
Frankie, Reece and Francis look surprisingly good considering how much older they are.Also, anyone else notice how much less shitposting there was these last few days and then the captcha gets easier today and suddenly we get an enslaught of trash?
>>216960673Effective
>>216965194damn, so he's divorced and married again?
>>216969859Everyone told me “oh you’ll find someone” since i was 16. I’m 49. The last time I met someone who was kind and not immediately aggressive, selfish & obsessed with money or things, was 2007, almost twenty years ago, and she moved back to France. You might never get a gf again in your life, anon. This culture is rotten.
>>216960614Is my car going to be working by February 2026?
>>216969966The black girl is called his girlfriend in the cast descriptions so maybe divorced with a new woman, his daughter look teenage so he must have had her not that long after the original series.
>>216969976Eh, if that's truly my fate then so be it. I'd rather be romantically alone then end up like aaKEK Singh
19 yrs and hes still acting like a goofball 12 yr old? He also isnt president.
>>216961543They were never that smart just smart in their hometown.
>>216960614Will next year be worse?
>>216967520Malcolm was always self-sabotaging himself with his insane negativity
>>216969337isn't the actress actually Thai or something?
>>216960510It just doesn't seem right. The show was too much a product of its time to be done again
>>216963797The show is post 9/11 though.
>>216965181Nonsense he would 100% have asian gf.
>>216968163The actress was 10 years older than Francis was. Looks fine as fuck though.
>>216965491you can like not watch the slop friendo.
>>216965161He doesnt need to be the literal president elect, but a mayor or governor of some liberal state.
>it's a malcom calls his daughter a troon episode>Malcome screams BLM is a scam episode>Muslims attack the X Mas Parade episode>Malcoms trans daughter kills herself episode
How many episodes?
>
>>216967025I don't know, but the fact that there are more shows than I can count on one hand that have come back after 20 years to try another go is very telling of the current state of the industry. I watched Spinal Tap 2 and when I realized they literally made a sequel after 40 years I was quite shocked.
>>216970310Voghan isnt a human name
>>216960510>Huluwhat the fuck is even hulu?
>>216960614Am I finally going to make it big in 2026?
>>216960614is it going to happen in 2027?
>>216970054Malcolm was never gonna be president, for all the 5-d chess iq he has at the end of the day for that to even be attainable he lacked the political instincts to do so
>>216965296>cute but decides to become a trannyWhy would she do that? she was already in easy mode, did she do it to not get fucked by fat producers?
>>216960614does she love me?
>>216960510I thought frankie was a drooling retard these days. what happened to his illness?
>>216970807he never had "amnesia" - people just took his "i dont remember most days of filming" out of context. Instead of "we filmed nearly every day of the week and i was so busy with school as well... half the days i probably don't remember what we filmed" they took it as "i don't remember anything at all".
>>216970775It's "non-binary", it's just being a girl but occasionally you wear a baggy shirt
>>216960614Will I sort my life out in 2026?
>>216960614Sneaky or full frontal assault?
>>216967025newest Futurama season was quite good
>>216961324>They can't recreate that especially not in current year with wokeness and Hollywood being as shit as ever.It's really the reason why everything feels forced and fake now. This atmosphere of neuroticism in addition to everyone feeling like they have to be an activist, so you'll never get something as irreverent as the original MITM when everyone's a leftwing puritan with a stick up their ass
>>216960842I'm thinking you're mentally ill
>>216960614Can we erase the white race already?
>>216972121Dangerously based.
Are the original writers still onboard? That's the first thing anyone should ask about these late sequels.
>>216972121>wants to live in our neighbourhoods thoughb r o w n lol
>>216960614will my game succeed
>>216960681Minoxidil can only make existing hairs thicker, usually takes 6 months to show first results(all hair loss treatments that actually work do) and will not stop your hair loss or heal any follicles. You need DHT blockers if you want significant, lasting results. Start finasteride asap.
>>216972442it's......................................... over..............................................
>>216960614Dewie, will life become fair?
>>216960681fuck it dude
>>216966319Yeah the trailer looks terrible in this way, sterile.I really don't get how they haven't figured out it would actually be better received if they changed the coloration. Stark white and nostalgia don't mix
>>216960614>>216972442will MY game succeed
>>216972542goddammit
>>216970870how come it's aways a white girl who's nonbinary?
>>216960614Will I get promoted in 2026
>>216972567But will my game find success next year?
>>216961324what the fuck is his problem?
