IM HIGH AS HIGH AS FUCK ON COCAINE AND FLYING THIS PLANE DRUNK AS FUCK NIGGA
>TakeoffPush TO/GA button>LandPut autopilot in autoland>CruiseAutopilotYou can literally be on bath salts and glue and the plane will be fine.
>>216965960Based>>216966171Yep pilots have one of the easiest jobs in the world they just pretend it’s hard so they maintain their high payIt’s like train drivers who literally only have to push a button (the train is connected to the tracks so you don’t even have to fucking steer) and they have one of the top 10 average wages for all jobs in the UK
>>216965960That’s the only kind of captain you want. A man so burned into his role he can do it in a completely debilitated state
>>216966215traveling to different countries every day sounds like a nightmare, your wife will cheat on you and your kids will be raised by iPads.
>>216966171*blocks your path*
>>216966301Yeah people think it sounds easy but what you’re basically reading is your normal life. I travel every week for work I’m never home, always out of state. If you ain’t vibing the vagabond life style it will make you really depressed
>>216966795Trading*
>>216965960Grok, how do I fly a plane?
>>216965960>3 full bottles of vodkaHe would HAVE to have been on coke. That's not physically possible otherwise.
>>216966881They were those mini bottles from the stewardess drink carts. It was only about an ounce but that's enough to impair your ability to fly an aircraft.
>>216967467Oh Jesus. That's not even a proper buzz.
>>216965960A pilot on cocaine is at the top of his game. A drunk pilot would worry me.
Jet plains dont use any fuel.
>>216967467Each bottle is an ounce but for an alcoholic that would only get you to baseline.
>>216967830I get this reference.
