https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Lions2010s millennialcore mogs> Four Lions is a critically acclaimed 2010 British black comedy film that satirizes homegrown terrorism by following a group of incompetent jihadists who plan an attack in Britain. The film was directed by Chris Morris and stars Riz Ahmed and Kayvan Novak
Everything by Chris Morris is
>wife doesn't make lamb on NAAN correctly>beat her to deathabsolute ALLAH
>>216966185Naan is IndianDo you ever associate it with Islam again you dalit fuck
>>216966242Did you shit in the street again Paki ?
>>216966071>directed by Chris Morrisyou son of a bitch, i'm in. i discovered blue jam only this year and it's one of my favourite things ever
>>216966312Indians do it better, and you’re a shit skin
>>216966346>>216966312>>216966242>>216966185Get out of my thread This is not a tumeric shop
>>216966559FU Punjabi, my computer still broken
>>216966613That ain’t no hood I ever heard of cuh
>>216966071i like how the white guy is the most extreme diehard jihadistit really captures how crazy converts always are
>>216966627They're at your Gas Station gng, making real munyon on your EBT Card carrying ahhh
>>216966071You giving me batty chirps bro?
>>216966706EBT? Niygga wut hol me fo? My ass ain’t got that much, real niggas do it raw
>jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic
>>216966692I knew a guy in Canada who became a Sikh (they wear turbans) and he went turbo tard over it Hard to describe it. He just did everything to the Tee about that faith. He wore all the turban shit and his wife had a mustache His kid has a massive turban on his head too
>>216966771Lock in twin, free Lil Derp and Ion know about these snowbunnies
>>216966071>YOU MUST SWALLOW YOUR SIMCARD BROTHERSthe benedict cumandcatch appearance caught me off guard when I first watched it. he was great as the negotiator
>>216966071Watch this with the correct food snacks and you're having a bangin night corrrrr yes lads
>>216966807exactlyi've noticed that converts always care about deep esoteric parts of the religion that people born into it don't even know about
>>216966861No wonder they shit in the streets, how could you hold that in ?
>>216966861>>216966908That actually looks pretty good ngl
>>216966861Getting this New Years Eve. Fuck my anus up bloody
>>216966071>DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHTRubber Dingy Rapids my brothers
>>216966183Except for The Day Shall Come which was shit
>>216967024Is that a Houthi
>>216966970I have some nice shiny keys you might like.
>>216967061houthi touthi disco cyouthi
>>216967102If they are a Ferrari set, then go for itNothing less
>>216967126I seeSo listen pal, I know this is a thread about a movie detailing terrorism in the west, but we as a community cannot actually talk about real terroristsI suggest you change your ways bud
>>216967001>that will be £56.99 saar
>tfw Puffin Party isn't a real website
>>216966559>hating indians >in current yearGet with the times, boomer. It’s Somalia we hate now*this message is brought to you by Nick Shirley
>>216966792Realest shit ever said.
>>216966071The only thing I remember about this movie was them planning their attacks in Club Penguin
>>216966807Hope you're not dissing Surrey local celebrity Mr. Johnjeet Singh.
>>216968347You sure that isn't an albino?
>>216967299It's still 2025, the yaar of the saar, Thursday we switch over to East Africa. Hope everyone has their Somalia vs Ethiopia vs Uganda comparison memes ready, I know I do!
>>216967299>welel, fucking touristI have enough self-loathing to project ample amounts onto all the peoples of earth.Egalite.
>>216966908>how could you hold that in ?I once had some chicken 65 and it wasn't hard to eat at all, I am fine with spice (as in I have literally proven many times to have a higher tolerance than other Indians from India - they have struggled with stuff I have been fine with). But when walking back from the shop? That fucking chicken that wasn't troublesome at all to get down suddenly made me want to shit hard. I had to rush back in order to get to the toilet and I was in pain/discomfort as I was getting back inside
>>216966071this movie seems horrendous on paper but its tone is perfectly judged, great lines too. a shame Chris Morris is Spoony-tier prolific nowadays.
>>216966861corr proper halal meal that cuzzie
>uh actually the bad guys are white people who secretly want to become al quedans to blow mosques up and the browns are just manipulated by such white peopleYeah I'm thinking it's woke trash
>>216967024I don't know what I'm doing, brotha
>>216970377did you even watch itdid you miss the part where the browns went to pakistan so they could learn how to be terrorists
>>216966242+10izzat
>>216966792One of his many truth nukes. His false flag idea was also the superior plan.
That scene where the brother confronts Riz Ahmed in his house is wild>Riz Ahmed is the one planning to blow himself up to kill innocents>brother is trying to talk him out of it>but Riz has the more westernized attitude about his wife's dress and conduct so the scene successfully frames it like he's the reasonable one
>>216968401He’s the highest casteKnow the difference
>>216966071It was good at the time. Too many idiots like this irl now. The UK's dying because of these creatures, civil war is inevitable in the next 10 years.
>>216970377for your sake I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
>>216971466Welcome to 2015+10; now whites are appropriating whiney race card behaviors like blacks do
>Ayup you unbelieving kuffar bastards, I'm gonna turn ya baked beans
>>216966337You're welcome...Ooohh astonishing sod ape welcome.
>>216971526He needs to move closer to make the gun look bigger
>>216971452>civil war is inevitable in the next 10 yearsProbably and you want the pakis on your side because if it's you versus them they will leather you. Fuckers are like the brown vietnamese
>>216972466*vietnacheese
>amerimutts projecting that uk/europe is more brown and violent then themmy sides, every fucking time.
>>216966242>>216966312No you bloody!
>>216966692should have been ginger
Kind of funny but in hindsight I don't care for the fact that it humanizes Arabs
>>216972844The good Lord, when He made the American, had to compensate for the superlative rotundity and highly suspect descent He endowed them with by being sparing with self-awareness, intelligence, and basically everything that didn't involve being fat and brown.
>>216972844Chris Moore is British
>>216972936That would be too realistic and thus insensitive
>>216971269>>216971466He very obviously DID NOT actually watch it
>>216971509>BRO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR PEOPLE AND YOUR CULTURE FIRST LIKE THAT'S WHAT THE BLACKS DO YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO A THING THAT HECKIN BLACK PEOPLE DO ARE YOU BRO
>>216973074Didn’t say thatYou are a retard who didn’t watch the movie and made retard statements about it, that’s all
>>216972466Complete lies. Even in ten years you'll be outnumbered 5/1. The only Muslim fights I've seen have been near enough identical to the "fights" you see in the US with multiple ferals attacking one person.
>>216971452Civil war when everyones brown
>>216973470Whites did nowt bout rapegangs, they dont care about being replaced and wont fight shit.
>>216973509Me making sure the brothers keep it halal.
Well one of them'sWell it's my voice
>>216971509fucking yank nut jobshut the fuck up nobody cares
>>216973470This guy >>216973669 has a point. If the english are so weak that they'll be replaced by these people then do they really deserve to exist?
>>216973859Canadians ARE NOT Americans Take that back comrade
>>216973671Chicken Cottage bro.
>>216973509That man is aryan as fuckAll he needs is a chariot and some Dravidians (Dalits) to smite and he will be complete
It's a 6/10. One joke stretched too thin. OP is a retarded zoomer who just discovered movies.
>>216973091I'm not even the anon you kvetched at, mong.
>>216973976But (you) are thoStop lying lol
>>216973959>t watches Apocalypse Now and thinks he’s profoundThanks for the input, back to your stretches now
>>216973669Keep thinking that anon. The hilarious thing is, every time a bombing happens, or another rape gang is uncovered, there's a spike in hate crimes reported. You behave like animals then cry to the police when we treat you like one. Everyone is sick of your shite, you will get what's coming to you.
>>216966883Religious conversion outside of marriage or the government forcing you to join the new state religion should be illegal. Convertards are the worst.
>>216974030>projecting this much
>>216974086Hey, I am on that thread too Dammit, now we’re both boomers >:(
>>216974098I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, faggot
What happened to him?
>>216974168>can’t see the catalogue where the thread about this movie has this exact pic in inOh, so you’re very tech illiterate then, nvm. Boomer crown goes back to you kek
>>216966242Pita is better anyways.
>>216974264Does garlic pita exist? If so, then completely agree
>>216974203not sure if bait or actually retarded (you kids make it too hard to tell)
>>216974631If it’s either, you are making a bad case for “age makes you wise” with your posts
>>216973908Correct, they are Indians
>>216966071I refuse to acknowledge any form of media that attempts the>lol muslims, they're pretty funny when you think about it
>>216975708It wasn’t really like that imoOne of them was a raging dumb ass (they all are portrayed as that, but one of them in particular is brain dead) and another one was so incompetent that he didn’t make it to the end of the movie where the main conflict occurs. They aren’t meant to be sympathized with at all imo. The director just took a topic and made a fucked up dark comedy out of it
>>216975708none of them are portrayed as good people
>>216971269Did you watch the part where they returned to Britain and decided they were good boys and wouldn't heckin hurt anyone until they were pushed by the white guy into going kapow at the marathon?
>>216971428His brother knew he was planning something awful and didn't say shit. He deserves that torture in a shipping container tbpf
>>216976570dishonest interpretation
It's a funny film but the question that arises, which I'm sure the makers didn't intend, is "why are these fuckers in England?".
