>>216966898
I wouldn't, I'd listen to the witch and that's what no one did.

>>216966898
eat a tangerine then burn da forest to da ground

Just dig a hole until you come out on the other side

It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.

>>216966898
I would try praying. Also I would try starting a forest fire and standing in the stream as I walked down river. If I had somehow realized I was in a time loop, I would try not falling asleep as I kept going

I'd use my charm and intelligence to seduce the witch into becoming my girlfriend, then I would sponge off of her income to allow myself a leisurely life until she grew resentful and tired of me and kicked me out of the woods herself.

>>216966957
fpbp

Nobody saw it as a time loop at the time, everybody was just laughing at the idea of getting lost in five square miles of forest.

>>216966898
I would keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>216966898
like I imagine I'd do for any other paranormal encounter, whip out my dick and start fapping to confuse them

>>216967368
No, it was pretty clear they were magically trapped, anon. Don’t be a dumbass.

The witch is about wearing you down, so when you realise you're being targeted, confront it directly

But you probably would just get your ass handed to you regardless. She has all the time in the world and you're stuck in a timeloop

>>216966898
360 and walk away

There's 3 of them. Sleep in shifts. Set booby traps. Find the map (it's in the river). If all else fails, set the forest on fire and wait for fire fighters to come.

That's just off the top of my head. Survival is easy.

>>216966898
I wouldn’t
I would be the witch and they would be given ALL of the boiled eggs