FIRST RULE OF THE JEDI'S SCOUT CODE MY DEAR NEPHEW: ALWAYS BE PREPAREDNOW DODGE THISHIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>216967587>DODGEFuck, they should make a star wars abridged
Why does Luke hold the lightsaber like it's a penis?
>>216967587Disney did absolutely nothing right with Star Wars.
>>216967835Subconscious imagery that he never wielded his to have children, instead he kills family trees with his throbbing sabre. Luke is evil and is now tarnished forever.
>>216967962they did the pacing of the first movie and the introduction of the new cast really well.if you ignore the fact that the story is pandering horseshit, its still pretty fun and energetic.>Poe and Finn escaping and bonding>X-Wings coming flying in over the water>fight with Kylo in the snoware still pretty great scenes on its own.
Just realized something>Poe was originally Ben Solo BEFORE he turned.Imagine this scene but with Darth Talon and him as was intended. What probably was gonna happen was>TFA beginning but Ben and Talon instead of Poe and Kylo>Ben gets captured.>Rey, or Kira, goes with her dad to find him.>They find him, but he's been turned and kills Han>Kira sees her brother kill her father, just as Luke thought Vader did to Anakin.>Kira fights and kills Talon.>All this back when TFA was Episode 8, not 7.
