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Three named weapons in the first cave you come across.
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>>216967620
That's right bitch shut up before I cut yo ahh unc
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>>216967620
Stephanie
DJ
Kimmy
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It doesn't cost anything to name a weapon.
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Did swordniggas really name their weapons?
Just seems a bit gay to give a name to a piece of steel.
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>>216967748
This post just reminded me I do NOT miss the time when everything was called gay
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>>216967748
Oh yeah but naming ships is cool and trad
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>>216968041
Not comparable. Ship naming is important to seafaring navigation.
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>>216968135
Why? You can use numbers or a generic name. Why some gay shit like Lady Faggotina? Because you are a homosexual, that's why.
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>you have to keep the characters under equipped and drain their resources until they can barely afford a soup every other day
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the green ghost army vs Henry Cavill Superman
who wins?????????????????
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>>216967620
He was an angel blessed by the Gods. He was Manwë's pet
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>>216967748
named mine anon the homo after you
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>>216967620
>Orcrist
>Sting

You didn't beat the game. You are ruining your experience. You had to beat Sauron's hordes with the Shire's spoon you get at the beginning.
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>>216967620
Actually it was 2, and Gandalf obviously has a lot of lore
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>>216967620
Gandalf is a LUK-maxxed build
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>>216967701
>Lordess of The Meth
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>>216967748
You are not human
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>>216968462
“Beating the game” originates from games that didn’t end, just got faster and faster until they broke. So you haven’t beaten the game until you can do everything possible in the game.
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>>216967620
Gandalf probably tracked the plundered legendary loot to that particular troll's horde, then diverted the party of dwarves so they'd have the encounter, then intervened to save them from a TPK, then helped himself to one of the most OP swords in the realm; a sword wielded by a king of Gondolin. There are no accidents when it comes to wizards, especially Gandalf's comings and goings.
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>>216967620
And they were all crapped out by the three cave trolls who ate the people who had them
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>>216967620
>given a level 99 end game, impenetrable, invaluable armor that makes you invincible by your dear old uncle so you can start your journey
>no one else in the entire adventure has anything a fraction as good or even made of Mithril
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>>216967620
>"You could not ask for a finer blade".
>*Gandalf keeps the coolest of the two swords*
Heh...
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>>216967748
It's cool if it's for a weapon that accomplished something or has some special powers, its autistic and gay if you name a fresh weapon that isn't special yet.
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>>216968519
shes gone to hallmark now so its wholesome or something



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