Was it kino?
John Swartzwelder was a pen name the script writers would use when they didn't want to credit only one writer. He was never a real person.
>>216969040Sneedo.
>>216969107swartzwelder means "black cock" in Pennsylvanian Dutch
>>216969107This was a fun theory but he's literally done interviews
>>216969040>sorry mister Swartzenshekel, the law says...>God damn it I need this booth and ciggies to write that mediocre garbage plebs watch, I can't do it otherwise/tv/>what a genius, what a hero
>>216970049You’re a fag
im going to go to my local coffeeshop and write starting soontheres a really cute new girl working there thats either italian or persian or one of those pale w/ thick black hair types
>>216969040Holy based!
>>216970102Don't bother, she doesn't date loosers who hang in coffee shops
>>216970071sure bud, whatever makes the happy place appear in your head before sleepsleep
>>216969040The Simpsons was never good
>>216969107Did all those writers reunite to write those books to?
Everything people associate with classic Simpsons was him. The surrealism, old school call backs. He wrote the majority of the classic Simpsons episodes and got less involved around season 9 and left after season 11
>>216970102You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.
Boomers really adore this performative kooky shit huh
>>216970390he wrote some real shit in the 2000s
>>216969107John is in an episode of SNL from like 1986. He's in a "mutiny on the bounty" sketch with Randy Quaid and host John Lithgow.
>>216969040Based right wing shizoLiterally wrote more episodes than anyone than left the show right when everyone got tired of it.
Funniest thing is he would piss off the producers because he would constantly turn in scripts without Marge and Lisa in the story
>>216969107True, no real person has a name THAT jewish.
>>216969040Was he the inspiration for Chistopher Walke character in America's Sweethearts? He was a very famous writter who worked inside a shed, except this shed was located inside a big Hollywood mansion where he lived together with his mom.
>>216970049I, too, think you are gay, anon.
>>216969040That episode of the commentary where john refused to come on, so they rang him without warning....It was like 10 in the morning or something, and he answered happily, he was cooking a steak (based).He then said goodbye and wished everyone well, and finished with "it's too bad this really isn't john swartzwelder".I fucking love him so much bros, i recommend you get his books and read them. They're fantastic.
>>216973134Because marge and lisa stories suck, and the producers try to force the writers to write scenarios about them because women are so important or something.But John dgaf
>>216975133https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAWE0Kjn8ac
>>216969040>writes the most anti-gun turned pro-gun episode Based
>>216975346That's not Schwarzeneger's style. He had the rare capacity of writing stuff that went against his beliefs.
>Simpsons writer David Cohen related a story of Swartzwelder going on an extended diatribe about how there is more rainforest on Earth now than there was 100 years ago.
>>216972646Could be a lot of reclusive authors like JD Salinger or Lovecraft. It’s a dead thing now with social media unfortunately. Stephen King ruined himself on social media
>>216971264Thanks, Tom.
He did his only interview by email a few years ago https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-interview/john-swartzwelder-sage-of-the-simpsons
>>216969107Damn...
>Simpsons writer David Cohen related a story of Swartzwelder going on an extended diatribe about how there are more Jews on Earth now than there was 60 years ago
>>216970049and they hated him, for he told the truth
>>216969107meds
>>216969040Man, Connan really was everywhere back in the day.
>>216972340Based
>>216972436Not all funny sounding names are jewish anon.>>216969107t. Liberal not wanting to give credit to a right winger
>>216969107https://johnswartzwelder.com/Buy his books nigger for telling lies online They're classic Simpsons tier
>>216969040this guy is pretty damn funny
https://youtu.be/7H2sF424S98They should have picked up his cowboy TV pilot
>>216970390him and George Meyer
>>216969440Why do you know this
>>216978584He's lying anon
>>216969040Yeah, he rocked.
>>216970236Seasons one through three were great for the most part.After that it went downhill fast...As an old fart I can tell you, late '80s early '90s "Simpson mania" was something else...
>>216979681>"Simpson mania"Simpsons mania..?
>>216979681My family had that 'Simpsons Sing the Blues' CD
>>216977892Kek this was a good one. It looks like a live-action Simpson's spin-off, maybe he should have tried animation.
>>216979681seasons 4-6 are way better than 1-3
>>216972646he’s the inspiration for king crust bacon man from parks and rec from what I’ve heard
>>216975542Probably a mashup of some of them. He seems to be a mix of Sallinger, Swartzwelder and the Unabomber - hey, he wrote a manifesto.
>>216971264You don’t meet nice girls anywhere. They simply don’t exist anymore.
>>216980012for me it's season 20-11
>>216977426buy a ad
>>216971264SHE SAID BABY BABY I STILL LOVE YOU
>>216969040>>216969107why not just include this in your op??
>>216982201Anon, if the story is better than the truth, ignore everything and make a shit post on 4chan
He is known among comedy writers for “Swartzweldian“ which is jokes that come out of nowhere and nobody else could’ve written. He’s also responsible for how Homer talks. Originally Castellaneta just did a Walter Matthau impression for Homer’s voice but Swartzwelder to make Homer talk like a big stupid dog because that’s how he wore Homer as
>>216980133This! Baskin and the trusted band.
>>216971968>huhwe don't use redditspeak on this board pal
>>216982201why criticize his posting technique, prick? maybe he's trying to do something different
>>216969440>>216969944Swartz means black, welder means worker. The name basically basically means blacksmith.
A famous story but in the one interview he actually gave he said that it wasn't really the same booth, just a new general booth.
>>216979681Aaaaaahhhh, I’m going Simpsane
any society where a man can't drink or smoke wherever and whenever he wants, is no society at all
John Swartzwelder thinks that monkeys aren't funny when they're objectively funny which makes me think that maybe he was joking about that because of course monkeys are funny and he should be able to recognize that.
